Blumhouse's IMAGINARY

After "Foster's Home... WITH RYAN REYNOLDS", now we have "Foster's Home... BUT SPOOKY".

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't we just have a trailer for fricking "IF" come out?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Now, what would an actual live-action adaptation of Foster's look like?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am pretty sure that is essentially what a tulpa is if you conceive it as a horrifying monster.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >FROM THE COMPANY THAT BROUGHT YOU THE MOVIE ABOUT AN EVIL POSSESSED BEAR
    >COMES A MOVIE
    >ABOUT AN EVIL POSSESSED BEAR

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong board

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Blumhouse
    If there's one company that's somehow more guilty of churning out mediocre soulless slop than Disney is, it has to be Blumhouse.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In the Blumhouse try to do the things good, but, they do not have soul...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why does Disney live rent-free in your head?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >why does the largest media company in America have such an influence on media discussion
        Gee, Professor, hard to say...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you feel the need to defend them?

          To be fair, it is pretty silly to bring up something that has nothing to do with the thread, it's like morons who ape out and screech "woke" whenever they see something that remotely resembles woke stuff, even when it isn't. Or like someone bringing up twitter/tiktok for no apparently reason but to complain about those platforms

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you feel the need to defend them?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Blumhouse knows they're B-movie trash. They embrace it, they do it on decent budgets, it's decent employment, they're actually willing to look at original scripts, and there's obviously a dedicated market for it.

      Disney turns out garbage on a bloated budget that often insults their legacy and then lay people off everytime something flops. They're still WAY worse. Though, Warner Brothers at the moment might be even worse than that since at least Disney releases their fricking movies.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If I was the creator of Foster Home, I was angry with somebody: Blumhouse, Ryan Raynolds, Cartoon Network, I do not know, with somebody.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why?
      This has nothing to do with Fosters.

      OP's just a moron who can't go to the right board.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    oh noooo don't imagine a big sexy scary bear ha ha

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You guys remember when that one cancelled indie horror about a mother trying to make a tulpa of her dead son which got cancelled when the creators were outed as having downright forged the "urban legend" the movie was supposedly based on for marketing?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lol why did they cancel the movie? That's completely in liklne with gorilla marketing whose gonna get mad? the fiction family of the urban legend mom they made the frick up?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's literally how The Blair Witch Project did their marketing though, fake newspaper ad stories and everything.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I still loved that classic Daily Show bit where, I think it was Colbert, pretends to investigate things like in the movie and its ad campaigns, even reenacting parts of the movie, then it ends with him just chilling on a ferris wheel and eating ice cream

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where is the Bug girl?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    man at this point i can really tell the horror genre is dead, for every 100 horror movies thet are complete shit only 1 come out decently.
    to be honest, i'm kinda tired of that trope of making cute innocent thing into "horror" look what happened the literal second steamboat mickey and winnie the pooh became public domain, or that terrible movie slasher movie with the grinch

    Modern horror is full of hacks with no imagination, aside get out and maybe megan, everything else is terrible.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Peeleshit
      Lmao.
      >reddit Blumhouse robot movie
      LMAO

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Personally I want more horror movies where the protagonist IS in fact a monster as well.

      After all, what's more frightening than the monster who frightens monsters?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's also why I loved "Blade 2" so much. We saw the monsters even vampires feared.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I just had a thought about a movie that plays out like
        >Protagonist is killed by one of those vengeful ghosts, the ones born from "powerful rage" and whatnot
        >They come back as a similar ghost, and basically going apeshit on every ghost they can across
        >some scenes play out like what you'd see in the usual jumpscare fest, except just as the ghost/demon thing shows up to spook/kill someone, they get fricking tackled and torn up by another ghost/demon thing
        >Story ends with the protagonist just roaming the world taking out their anger on any spook they can find
        I could see it working as a kind of short film, if only because a full blown film would probably just feel like it'll drag on, or worse, a full fledged film just winds up dumbing down the concept with quips and making the thing feel more like superhero movie with a "spooky vibe"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Save the ghost protagonist for later in the film. The living summon her in desperation.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I guess that could work, I'm just thinking it'd be something like the protagonist becomes the Doomslayer of ghosts, except without any shred of their humanity left. They were just so pissed at being killed by some butthurt ghost that they in turn become an even more butthurt ghost that just happens to have a hard-on for ghosts first, but might lash out at any people who try to get near them. Like, if most of these ghosts are just angry spirits that could be placated in some way, the protagonist is someone who has become a force of nature that will not cease until all other ghosts are destroyed. Definitely thinking the short film angle would be the way to go, maybe even like one of those "fake trailer" things, like what that Grinch horror movie started out as

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"Foster's Home... WITH RYAN REYNOLDS"
    What?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, it's nearly a complete ripoff.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        oh that looks comfy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        WOW some one trying to make Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, did anyone else notice how they used a slowed down version of "Just My Imagination", but literally just one lyric from it over and over again? Pretty clever, huh?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Never heard the song before. I will have to listen to the original song.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So spirits connect with children via the idea of imaginary friends, then get pissed when they’re forgotten? Dumb.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds pretty cool to me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Gradulations, you're one of the IQ 75 morons these movies target.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I always get scared even when watching the trailers for these and I gotta cover my eyes (it's very scary)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      DO NOT OPEN

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How is this Cinemaphile?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because CGI and because Foster's ripoff.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >CGI
        Is LOTR Cinemaphile because of Gollum CGI?
        Is Ted Cinemaphile?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is this not just that one series of channel zero?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Channel Zero was adapting existing creepypastas. This is its own thing.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like this pissing away an interesting concept just lying on the table
    >Abandoned imaginary friend
    >Frame it like a stalker thriller/horror
    >Adults can't see it until it's too late, but children can see it 24/7
    >Imaginary friend can look like a multitude of things, leaving creative sequences and the horror fresh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What about imaginary friend vs imaginary friend? I know "Channel Zero" also did that, but imagine what two imaginative minds could throw at one another. Lot of shapeshifting.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're gonna watch her movie right Cinemaphile?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Blumhouse is like a soulless full moon features.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How long till someone draws art of the bear tapping Frankie's ass.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Seek help.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Blumhouse needs to be burned to the ground with everyone inside.

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