BOB SAGET RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990

BOB SAGET RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So that wasn’t actually his speaking voice right? How did he put that voice on constantly without destroying his vocal chords?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was his actual voice. I never understood how him and Fran Drascher do it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was his actual speaking voice. He talks like that all the time

        >falling for "his real voice" meme

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That was a voice he put on for the role.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, he was actually very soft spoken and didn't talk like that at all.
          t. heard him on Howard Stern back in the day

          I'll be damned.

          Please tell me that Fran Drascher's is at least real.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nope and Bobcat Goldwaithe actually sounds like a college professor.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think when anon says soft spoken he just means the voice wasn't exaggerated. It was his actual voice, he just turned it up 300% when doing his routine or voicing characters. You can find interviews he did where he's relaxed and quiet, relatively speaking, and his voice is the same. His episode with Norm Macdonald was hilarious.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'M OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER A SIMPLER MORE INNOCENT TIME WHEN THE WORST THING YOU HEARD ON THE NEWS WAS HIJACKED JET LINERS CRASHING INTO BUILDINGS
              >Ahh, now Gilbert...

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She used her real voice in the wasabi episode if the nanny

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She sounds sexy as hell. Why on earth does she use that disgusting nasally voice?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                she was badly raped you see

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Raped so hard it turned her husband gay.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                right as they were leaving he dared them to rape her again and they did

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That isn't Frans real voice either.

        Or Larry the Cable guy who isn't even southern.

        Or Cheech Marin's real voice.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I knew the latter two, but man, these are some shocking revelations.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was his actual speaking voice. He talks like that all the time

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I heard that's what killed Macho Man Randy Savage

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, he was actually very soft spoken and didn't talk like that at all.
      t. heard him on Howard Stern back in the day

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All israelites make a bargain with Ba'al. This was what Gilbert got.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drumpf lost, and so will you if you support the orange clown in a wig

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pryor? Dead. Carlin? Dead. Saget? Alive and well.

    -Greg Giraldo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Greg giraldo was underrated simply because he translated his manic coke head energy to comedy really well.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Greg Giraldo was my favorite

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anybody can hook a homie up with a torrent for this roast? can't find it on my sites

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and now both of you are dead

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vbIUYEgrp2Y

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >An autopsy report released on February 9 found that Saget had blunt head trauma from an accidental blow to the back of his head, most likely from a fall, and had subsequently died from the resulting injuries (subdural hematoma and subarachnoid hemorrhage) in his sleep.
    Literally just fell and died. Alone in his hotel room. Sad.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he just... died suddenly 😉

      bro was 100% a vaxx death

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he was assassinated

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw I have night seizures as a result of epilepsy and have bitten my tongue and fallen while half-awake 20+ times in the last 6 years
      One of these days I won't be here to shitpost with you guys.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        youll be fine

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          New Order is better than Joy Division so it was a good thing he died.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you getting treatment for it, buddy? I don't want you to die. 🙁

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I take meds that have definitely helped, but it's not like it's a cure. It's just a dice roll to lower your odds. The effects when you lose are always the same.

          Does it suck not being able to drive?

          I was against driving a lot when I was young, so I just walked everywhere or rode the bus, so I got used to that. The only thing that sucked was when I was 23 I decided to renew my license and dedicate to driving more often, or at least having the ability, and that's when my seizures picked up. Whereas before that it was pretty rare and mostly just twitching. Now I can't go six months without one, and that's the time frame for being able to have a license in my state, which I think is odd because even if I magically did go six months, it's not like the potential just disappears. It's not like alcholism where you can literally cure it by choice. I'm not about to get on the road and Matthew Broderick a family of five even if I've gone a year without a seizure. Frick that.
          >tl;dr
          Only thing that really sucks is seeing how people take it for granted and drive like total buttholes or just generally suck at it It's not hard.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well I'm rooting for you, man.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Hope whatever you're going through works out

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does it suck not being able to drive?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you could wear a small helmet

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have a mouthpiece, but I pass out and forget it more often than not. Doubt I'd remember a helmet when I get up at 4am to take a piss.
          For the record, I'm not looking for sympathy. There are things I could do to theoretically prevent long-term effects, including death, but I've experienced the unpreventable short-term effects so frequently that at this point I'm just content. Whatever happens, happens.
          On a semi-related note and to lighten the mood;

          ?si=eazvEmqqmNBe6SD0

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wear a mouth guard at night dummy. At least you won't chomp your tounge off.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hit head
      >feel fine
      >go through day like normal and go to sleep
      >never wake up
      This kind of shit scares me. You can really just die without even knowing what happened. I suppose it’s probably the most peaceful death you could have though.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well you gotta hit your head really hard for big internal bleeds. And if you hit it that hard you won't be able to ignore it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Look up how William Holden died

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >hit by a blimp
          tragic

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >While in Italy in 1966, Holden killed another driver in a drunk-driving incident near Pisa. He received an eight-month suspended sentence for vehicular manslaughter.
          What the frick is with actors and killing locals in foreign countries while drunk?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I used to be terrified of being alone because I was scared of something like this happening, a freak accident, aneurysm, heart attack etc. Sometimes people even choke to death while eating alone. Eventually I got over it but I still don’t like living alone.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Tennessee Williams choked to death on a frickin bottle cap

            >never known a single person in my fricking life wrap a ligature around their neck when they're fapping
            same. I remember asking a shrink once if that was really a thing and he was like "oh yes, it happened to the singer from INXS.". I told him that was only celebrity gossip shit, not medical case studies and that I hoped he wasn't basing any other of his shrink opinions on things he read in nat'l enquirer or tiger beat. he got kind of offended but frick him for repeating stories from Hollywood rags instead of case studies or w/e.

            Bill from Kill Bill died on a door doing the old autoerotic asphyxiation

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            there's an episode of 30 Rock where Liz starts dating a woman just because she's terrified of dying alone from choking in her apartment

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was murdered.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It was just an accident bro!
      This is almost as moronic as thinking all of those celebrities accidentally hang themselves while they're fapping. I've genuinely never known a single person in my fricking life wrap a ligature around their neck when they're fapping. Apparently celebrities do it all the time and somehow take it too far when they're working on documentaries about israeli pedophiles. Must be a coincidence.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >never known a single person in my fricking life wrap a ligature around their neck when they're fapping
        same. I remember asking a shrink once if that was really a thing and he was like "oh yes, it happened to the singer from INXS.". I told him that was only celebrity gossip shit, not medical case studies and that I hoped he wasn't basing any other of his shrink opinions on things he read in nat'l enquirer or tiger beat. he got kind of offended but frick him for repeating stories from hollywood rags instead of case studies or w/e.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >never known a single person in my fricking life wrap a ligature around their neck when they're fapping
        same. I remember asking a shrink once if that was really a thing and he was like "oh yes, it happened to the singer from INXS.". I told him that was only celebrity gossip shit, not medical case studies and that I hoped he wasn't basing any other of his shrink opinions on things he read in nat'l enquirer or tiger beat. he got kind of offended but frick him for repeating stories from hollywood rags instead of case studies or w/e.

        It's what you do when you're such a hedonist that you're looking for literally anything that will give you a boosted dopamine rush. A friend I used to know in elementary school died that way when he was about 15. His parents were gone for the weekend and at some point he decided to do autoerotic asphyxiation (we of course will never know if that was his first time or not), and he used the garage door roller frame for some frickin reason. Ran a belt through the top bracket and stood on a short stool while jacking it to a lingerie magazine. Parents came home to their son's naked body stopping the garage door from opening all the way.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m just imagining him narrating the video of his death in his americas funniest home videos voice

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Oh wow look at all that blood pooling inbetween his brain and skull
        >He's gonna feel that one in the morning!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Has he fallen afoul with the Clintons or something?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure drugs and troony hookers were involved at the very least

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KEVIN R. NASH WAS RAPED BY SEVERAL BIG AFRICAN MEN IN THE HOT SUMMER OF 1992

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't anybody give Vic Morrow a heads up this was gonna happen?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't anybody give Vic Morrow a heads up this was gonna happen?

      Some heads are going to roll because of that.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bob saget
    >gilbert
    >norm
    all dead, yet artie lang lives

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did everyone pretend this guy was a beloved comic when he died? To me he was the random annoying ugly guy who appeared in movies sometimes.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hitler was right

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JEFF ROSS RAPED A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD IN 1999

    https://www.vulture.com/2020/08/jeff-ross-jessica-radtke-alleged-sexual-relationship-at-15.html

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know who the frick this is but he looks like what i imagine The Judge looks like.

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