She was no fricking lady let me tell you
Also how come so many murders plan shit so well but then frick up getting rid of the body? I mean surely that's easier than murdering someone without getting caught on tape
>murder someone (especially a woman) >just put your eyes around their throat or slash their throats, can be done in the privacy of their home
>disposing of a body >dragging a 150 lbs slab of meat around (either to your car, or dumpster, or basement) and need to move quickly before it leaves a smell
How do you stealthily drag it out to your car or a dumpster? Even the bigger suitcases won't fit a human.
>just cut them up
Great job littering even more evidence all across your apartment or at the crime scene.
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You’re mentally incapable of thinking of a better way because you’re not sick in the head. But there are better ways. I would explain some but there are a bunch of fricking crazies here and I don’t want them getting ideas.
7 months ago
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If they already have your name and address and are investigating you you're probably already done for. Also it's not like blood is some magically substance immune to being cleaned.
Have you ever smelled a dead deer? Those are half the size of a human you can tell there's a dead one a quarter mile away. Disposing of 150-200lbs of rotting meat without letting your entire neighborhood know is REALLY hard.
Murders are also caught on camera all the time, it's just that no one sees the footage. Most home and store cameras only hold the last 24 hours. Bigger businesses might stock foot for 7 or 30 days but it's pretty rare. By the time the cops come asking about it it's generally been overwritten. It's a huge problem for law enforcement.
It's incredibly easy to murder someone. At really any point someone could just catch you in an out of the way place and smash in your head with a hammer and no one would be the wiser. But police work happens after the fact.
The police will have weeks of time to put together everything they need to make a case. It doesn't even have to be air tight, just good enough for a conviction. You have to scrub absolutely everything and have absolutely no witnesses over a much longer period of time than simply striking someone in the head. This will sound stupid, but it's honestly a lot like amogus. Super easy to press a button and kill someone in a room, but have you set it up so that nobody will find it for a while and you have a good alibi? You might still get vented anyway because nobody likes you.
it's almost like humans evolved to behave and think the way we do for a reason
it's almost like instincts work or something
But that's crazy, you can't just judge a book by its cover! If someone instinctively repulses you and you don't trust them at all, that just means you're a bad person and you should do better, goy
Was it weird though? I mean, if you live next to a person that goes missing and then you get interviewed about it and found out they've found your neighbors body and that she's dead, wouldn't that shake someone up a bit?
Neighbour to the left, yes, neighbour to the right, now, when I lived in a flat and I had downstairs neighbours I almost killed him and his dickhead mate myself one time.
Yes, and that's what makes the footage so kino. It could be a genuine reaction, but it turns out he was the murderer all along. Better than 95% of anything screenwriters or AI come up with lately.
Yeah, word of advice: never let the cops search your home without a warrant. Never let them search your car. Never let them question you without a lawyer. Never ever let them tell you it'll be better for you and make you look less suspicious if you comply.
If you're guilty and they're looking at you, you need a lawyer. If you're innocent and they're looking at you, you ABSOLUTELY need a lawyer.
You don't need to tell me, I wouldn't agree either but if everyone else around him allowed it then it's not surprising police would pay a bit closer attention to the odd one out.
Then again I may be misremembering this in the first place.
>"I'll murder the crime of the century with all the knowledge acquired during my PhD in criminology" >parks his car in front of the house where he commits all his murders
>intentionally leaves his knife sheath at the crime scene to misdirect the cops >they find his DNA on it because he didn't clean under the strap button
You have to be a narcissist to think you can outsmart a police investigation. It's the same people that are prone to falling for conspiracy theories, because they think themselves smarter than everyone else.
the police have less than a 50% clear rate, if your a moronic Black person you could murder someone in the open have 50% of getting off free. Stayvun only got caught because he murdered a neighbor
Only the moronic ones get caught. Do you know how many murders go unsolved every year? The clearance rate is less than 50% in most major cities.
You have to be a narcissist to think you can outsmart a police investigation. It's the same people that are prone to falling for conspiracy theories, because they think themselves smarter than everyone else.
Not true at all. They're cops, not gods. Drive two towns over, kill someone you don't know at night and you will more than likely get away with it
>Drive two towns over, kill someone you don't know at night
True, except the narcissist-type killers like Bryan Kohlberger would never want to sink to that level. They want their murders to be highly publicized investigation (Kohlberger was participating in Idaho Uni murders subreddits), and they wouldn't want tap into that thrill if they knifed a random hobo at night.
You have to be a narcissist to think you can outsmart a police investigation. It's the same people that are prone to falling for conspiracy theories, because they think themselves smarter than everyone else.
50% of murders go unsolved. The only reason serial killers get caught is typically because eventually the coin will land in favor of the police. There are serial killers who quite literally could of gotten away with it if they stopped before a certain point of testing their luck.
homie, the statistic encapsulates all murders. Also while it is after a year, if you’d look the percentage of catching a murdered goes down SIGNIFICANTLY if they don’t get a good lead within a month.
There are thousands of missing person and unsolved murder cases each year. Serial killers look stupid because the only ones you see are the ones that get caught.
>I'll murder the crime of the century with all the knowledge acquired during my PhD in criminology"
Was that really his motive though? Or is that just people making assumptions and filling in the blanks?
He just seems like an academia midwit who had a drug problem in his past and a scrambled brain.
>The body? As in, Lauren's cadaver has been found? >Well, instead of freezing on the spot like a suspicious maladjusted antisocial outcast loser, I'll just say that I'm glad a major piece of evidence has been found. Hopefully it will lead police to the killer, or at the very least point them towards additional persons of interest for questioning.
Wasn't he posing as if he believed she'd only gone missing? If they were as close as he was pretending (they weren't, but he really wanted to do the TV interview because of how overconfident he was), it's not really surprising that he would've been stunned when they gave him the news that a body had been found and that she was now confirmed murdered.
Your suggestion ia 10x more suspicious dude, normal people dont say shit like that. Being distraught that they found your neighbor's dead body because up until now you still had hopes she was just missing is a more normal and unsuspicous reaction. The problem is that he talked too much and his reaction was fake as frick, not to mention that the evidence would piint to him no matter what. We like to meme but that interview couldve not happened and it wouldnt have mattered
You goobas always think you'd be so suave. Nobody here would do well under pressure. Hell I'd be a fricking wreck if I murdered someone. I couldn't go through the rest of my life knowing that there's a giant government apparatus out to get me, and it's only a matter of time until they do. Not to mention the guilt of taking a life.
unironically the best think he couldve done is stayed at home and only talk to police in case they knocked at his door which they would. Then just act like you dont know whats going on but dont try to fake some deep consern, act like you hope they find her but dont sound too invested. Thats what most people would react like "oh, she's missing? Yeah, I know her, I see her around. Thats terrible news, I hope you guys find her. Any more questions officers?"
Not really, no. Also, I'd decline the interview in the first place. Get that fricking camera out of my face or I'll hurt you.
ah yes, threatening the news crew, that wouldnt be suspicious at all
when i was a kid on my 10th birthday a kindergarten burned and a bunch of kids died and instead of feeling bad i felt happy, also everytime i heard the neighbor beating his wife i felt excited insead of feeling bad for her, and also i can only get off to porn were it looks like the girl is really not enjoying it and when it comes to hentai i can only get off to rape stuff
and every time a dog barks i get an urge to kill him, i dont want to do it i like animals but i cant help feeling this way
>the nuggets remarks >the CIA stance >obviously one of us' quality shitposting >lots of normies watch it and comment like "good satire!" and "thanks for the photos by the end!"
the popularity of true crime among normies is quite impressive
>search up gay porn on your computer in the weeks leading up to the rape / murder >make sure you're seen at a gay club as well >leave a message trail on grindr >then rape and murder cute female neighbor down the hall >police start to suspect you >"I'm literally gay. Why would I want to rape a woman?" >police are forced to back off
Find a flaw
If you're straight, the only twinks that would excite you would be the one that purposely accentuate their androgynous features and try their darndest to look prepubescent (i.e. because less sexual dimorphism). So they can look more feminine that way and attractive to you, but you'd feel weird about it.
There's a reason traps have an extremely short shelf life.
I don't even talk to my neighbors, one of them had their car broken into one night and asked if my cameras caught it but they didn't bother to ask until two weeks after the fact when my footage from that time had already self wiped.
Yes, STAYWYUN, the body!
Thats all it takes act a bit weird and they throw you into prison
also murder a lady
he didn't do anything
She was no fricking lady let me tell you
Also how come so many murders plan shit so well but then frick up getting rid of the body? I mean surely that's easier than murdering someone without getting caught on tape
>murder someone (especially a woman)
>just put your eyes around their throat or slash their throats, can be done in the privacy of their home
>disposing of a body
>dragging a 150 lbs slab of meat around (either to your car, or dumpster, or basement) and need to move quickly before it leaves a smell
>>just put your eyes around their throat
I meant hands*, sorry.
>just put your eyes around their hands
>Can't halfway lift/drag a woman
How do you stealthily drag it out to your car or a dumpster? Even the bigger suitcases won't fit a human.
>just cut them up
Great job littering even more evidence all across your apartment or at the crime scene.
You’re mentally incapable of thinking of a better way because you’re not sick in the head. But there are better ways. I would explain some but there are a bunch of fricking crazies here and I don’t want them getting ideas.
If they already have your name and address and are investigating you you're probably already done for. Also it's not like blood is some magically substance immune to being cleaned.
no im innocent
Getting rid of a body is much more difficult than people realize.
Bricktop taught me.
Have you ever smelled a dead deer? Those are half the size of a human you can tell there's a dead one a quarter mile away. Disposing of 150-200lbs of rotting meat without letting your entire neighborhood know is REALLY hard.
Murders are also caught on camera all the time, it's just that no one sees the footage. Most home and store cameras only hold the last 24 hours. Bigger businesses might stock foot for 7 or 30 days but it's pretty rare. By the time the cops come asking about it it's generally been overwritten. It's a huge problem for law enforcement.
It's incredibly easy to murder someone. At really any point someone could just catch you in an out of the way place and smash in your head with a hammer and no one would be the wiser. But police work happens after the fact.
The police will have weeks of time to put together everything they need to make a case. It doesn't even have to be air tight, just good enough for a conviction. You have to scrub absolutely everything and have absolutely no witnesses over a much longer period of time than simply striking someone in the head. This will sound stupid, but it's honestly a lot like amogus. Super easy to press a button and kill someone in a room, but have you set it up so that nobody will find it for a while and you have a good alibi? You might still get vented anyway because nobody likes you.
Well ya it’s almost always the local weirdo that women thick are ick.
it's almost like humans evolved to behave and think the way we do for a reason
it's almost like instincts work or something
But that's crazy, you can't just judge a book by its cover! If someone instinctively repulses you and you don't trust them at all, that just means you're a bad person and you should do better, goy
Not at all. It's way more common for the attacker to be the woman's current bf, her ex, or one of her other friends, associates, etc.
most murders and rapes are done by people they know so...
Was it weird though? I mean, if you live next to a person that goes missing and then you get interviewed about it and found out they've found your neighbors body and that she's dead, wouldn't that shake someone up a bit?
nah i dont give a shit about my neighbors
We as human beings have fallen. We should look out for each other, like a big happy family, even if we're just neighbors.
i mean i do care about them and help them when they need money and stuff like that but if i wake up tomorrow and he is dead i woudlnt care that much
Neighbour to the left, yes, neighbour to the right, now, when I lived in a flat and I had downstairs neighbours I almost killed him and his dickhead mate myself one time.
Not really, no. Also, I'd decline the interview in the first place. Get that fricking camera out of my face or I'll hurt you.
Yes, and that's what makes the footage so kino. It could be a genuine reaction, but it turns out he was the murderer all along. Better than 95% of anything screenwriters or AI come up with lately.
Weren't the police already suspicious of him because he was the only neighbor who wouldn't agree to let them search his home?
>local roastie dies better let zobot pigs invade your home or else you're guilty
good goy
Yeah, word of advice: never let the cops search your home without a warrant. Never let them search your car. Never let them question you without a lawyer. Never ever let them tell you it'll be better for you and make you look less suspicious if you comply.
If you're guilty and they're looking at you, you need a lawyer. If you're innocent and they're looking at you, you ABSOLUTELY need a lawyer.
You don't need to tell me, I wouldn't agree either but if everyone else around him allowed it then it's not surprising police would pay a bit closer attention to the odd one out.
Then again I may be misremembering this in the first place.
I mean it didn't help he had a record of stalking her and they found his DNA in her apartment
Wasn't he a friend of hers tho?
>"I'll murder the crime of the century with all the knowledge acquired during my PhD in criminology"
>parks his car in front of the house where he commits all his murders
He's going to get away with it.
>intentionally leaves his knife sheath at the crime scene to misdirect the cops
>they find his DNA on it because he didn't clean under the strap button
Reinforces my belief that you have to kind of a moron to be a serial killer. The Hannibal Lecter genius killer trope is total bs in my opinion.
You have to be a narcissist to think you can outsmart a police investigation. It's the same people that are prone to falling for conspiracy theories, because they think themselves smarter than everyone else.
Police are narcissists to think they're the smartest and most competent people around.
Not taking the vax
this
the high IQ autists in the police are all in the forensics and tech department
you WON'T outsmart them
the police have less than a 50% clear rate, if your a moronic Black person you could murder someone in the open have 50% of getting off free. Stayvun only got caught because he murdered a neighbor
Only the moronic ones get caught. Do you know how many murders go unsolved every year? The clearance rate is less than 50% in most major cities.
Not true at all. They're cops, not gods. Drive two towns over, kill someone you don't know at night and you will more than likely get away with it
>Drive two towns over, kill someone you don't know at night
True, except the narcissist-type killers like Bryan Kohlberger would never want to sink to that level. They want their murders to be highly publicized investigation (Kohlberger was participating in Idaho Uni murders subreddits), and they wouldn't want tap into that thrill if they knifed a random hobo at night.
50% of murders go unsolved. The only reason serial killers get caught is typically because eventually the coin will land in favor of the police. There are serial killers who quite literally could of gotten away with it if they stopped before a certain point of testing their luck.
50% go unsolved after a YEAR, but like most of those are gang killings anyways where it could conceivably be like 10 different homies
homie, the statistic encapsulates all murders. Also while it is after a year, if you’d look the percentage of catching a murdered goes down SIGNIFICANTLY if they don’t get a good lead within a month.
that’s pretty much all ghetto Black person shit
There are thousands of missing person and unsolved murder cases each year. Serial killers look stupid because the only ones you see are the ones that get caught.
wonder if he's a sixth generation holocaust survivor
>>"I'll murder the crime of the century
big if true
>I'll murder the crime of the century with all the knowledge acquired during my PhD in criminology"
Was that really his motive though? Or is that just people making assumptions and filling in the blanks?
He just seems like an academia midwit who had a drug problem in his past and a scrambled brain.
baby?
>The body? As in, Lauren's cadaver has been found?
>Well, instead of freezing on the spot like a suspicious maladjusted antisocial outcast loser, I'll just say that I'm glad a major piece of evidence has been found. Hopefully it will lead police to the killer, or at the very least point them towards additional persons of interest for questioning.
Was it really that hard?
They already had him pretty much dead to rights before they found the body.
How?
Wasn't he posing as if he believed she'd only gone missing? If they were as close as he was pretending (they weren't, but he really wanted to do the TV interview because of how overconfident he was), it's not really surprising that he would've been stunned when they gave him the news that a body had been found and that she was now confirmed murdered.
Your suggestion ia 10x more suspicious dude, normal people dont say shit like that. Being distraught that they found your neighbor's dead body because up until now you still had hopes she was just missing is a more normal and unsuspicous reaction. The problem is that he talked too much and his reaction was fake as frick, not to mention that the evidence would piint to him no matter what. We like to meme but that interview couldve not happened and it wouldnt have mattered
You’re right he totally allayed their suspicions with that brilliant acting
Can you read? Im saying that he so shit at pretending that any approach he took would sound fishy
yeah that definitely doesnt sound autistic
You goobas always think you'd be so suave. Nobody here would do well under pressure. Hell I'd be a fricking wreck if I murdered someone. I couldn't go through the rest of my life knowing that there's a giant government apparatus out to get me, and it's only a matter of time until they do. Not to mention the guilt of taking a life.
unironically the best think he couldve done is stayed at home and only talk to police in case they knocked at his door which they would. Then just act like you dont know whats going on but dont try to fake some deep consern, act like you hope they find her but dont sound too invested. Thats what most people would react like "oh, she's missing? Yeah, I know her, I see her around. Thats terrible news, I hope you guys find her. Any more questions officers?"
ah yes, threatening the news crew, that wouldnt be suspicious at all
>you have to eat all the eggs
This dude is a great example of why the government should give out sex worker coupons.
did they have DNA evidence on him in her apartment?
Yes because that could very likely have been because they were frickbuddies.
Yeah no. A girl like that would not frick a guy like Steven unless she was raped.
His hair was there
HIS HAIR WAS THERE
They did, but he had be in there with her friends while they were looking for her.
When did you bros realize you're fricked up? For me, it was when I came across this video at age 14. Since then, my taste was set in stone
link the video
when i was a kid on my 10th birthday a kindergarten burned and a bunch of kids died and instead of feeling bad i felt happy, also everytime i heard the neighbor beating his wife i felt excited insead of feeling bad for her, and also i can only get off to porn were it looks like the girl is really not enjoying it and when it comes to hentai i can only get off to rape stuff
and every time a dog barks i get an urge to kill him, i dont want to do it i like animals but i cant help feeling this way
Ichi the killer would be a good manga for you.
How often do you change your underwear, bros?
>Graduated law school
>Doesn't lawyer up
What was his major malfunction?
People overestimating their intelligence is often their undoing
>the nuggets remarks
>the CIA stance
>obviously one of us' quality shitposting
>lots of normies watch it and comment like "good satire!" and "thanks for the photos by the end!"
the popularity of true crime among normies is quite impressive
>search up gay porn on your computer in the weeks leading up to the rape / murder
>make sure you're seen at a gay club as well
>leave a message trail on grindr
>then rape and murder cute female neighbor down the hall
>police start to suspect you
>"I'm literally gay. Why would I want to rape a woman?"
>police are forced to back off
Find a flaw
the flaw is that you need to do gay shit, and that your dna is still at the scene
>ya I've been over to her apartment before, we are neighbors, I think she even left some of her panties over here eww gross
Oh no how awful, I'd have to hook up with hot twinks and pound their tight boyholes as a forensic countermeasure! What a tragedy!
If you're straight, the only twinks that would excite you would be the one that purposely accentuate their androgynous features and try their darndest to look prepubescent (i.e. because less sexual dimorphism). So they can look more feminine that way and attractive to you, but you'd feel weird about it.
There's a reason traps have an extremely short shelf life.
>If you're straight, the only twinks that would excite you
You are literally gay.
Holodomor?
What was his motive? Incel?
she kept inviting him over at night to bang her. night after night then he just snapped. it was just too much sex
I don't even talk to my neighbors, one of them had their car broken into one night and asked if my cameras caught it but they didn't bother to ask until two weeks after the fact when my footage from that time had already self wiped.