There is literally nothing worse than looking like a plastic mannequin with a hippo jaw. A 55 year old woman may not be nubile but at least she would look human.
Cinemaphile will never comprehend that as a woman it’s preferable to bog yourself than look 60 years (30 years past the wall). Also, if she didn’t bog herself there would be a ton of posts about how she’d WALL’d on here or worse she wouldn’t get any roles at all.
She had a good run until her 50s. Plastic surgery was a mistake
I'd much rather female celebs who age naturally and gracefully, who actually look their age, over weird plastic surgery nightmares who answered the call. Yeah, Marisa Tomei looks old, but she's still hot and is nearly 60 years old. Female celebrities need to realize that it's ok to look your age
Why did she get the Zac Efron package? Why would a woman want a jaw like that?
Unironically, I think she could be on an “anti-aging protocol” (ie growth hormone injections). That would explain the jawbone growth because I can’t imagine it’s something she herself opted for.
She does have the alien face as all plastic monsters do, but considering she is over 60 it might not be a bad trade. Young aliens have no excuses though.
Cinemaphile will never comprehend that as a woman it’s preferable to bog yourself than look 60 years (30 years past the wall). Also, if she didn’t bog herself there would be a ton of posts about how she’d WALL’d on here or worse she wouldn’t get any roles at all.
I was on a film set with her & Hugh Grant for an hbo miniseries. She is fricking beautiful. Cinemaphile would give their left nut for a shot with her. Hugh Grant looks like shit irl fwi
I'll put this in terms you can understand: my job (they pay you for labor) is in film and I'm not a starry-eyed autist (I don't want to frick every actress I meet)
I think she kind of went insane. It is hard to tell if she’s telling the truth about the day Fjolnir killed his father and raided their village. The “seduction” could have been simply an attempt to confuse and distract Amleth, or it could also mean that she simply plays whichever hand is more likely to win.
I think the biggest clue we get that it could be that she never loved Amleth’s father and willingly betrayed him with the brother is in the beginning when the jester makes a joke about Fjolnir wanting to bang her, and he reacts hyper defensively, suggesting there was some truth to it.
I almost forgot, but another big clue is the way she coddles and loves her son with the uncle, the youngest son of Fjolnir, with the kind of red hair, who Amleth saves from Hafthor’s character during the sports game. She is constantly lavishing praise upon him even calling him “a true king/chieftains son”
Why is she so strange looking now?
Old + tons of plastic surgery.
Why do women bog themselves like this when nobody would fault them for aging into scrumptious mommies?
Because she'd look even worse otherwise. She's 55.
There is literally nothing worse than looking like a plastic mannequin with a hippo jaw. A 55 year old woman may not be nubile but at least she would look human.
>She's 55
So is Salma Hayek
>*picks cherry*
And you're moronic if you think she had no "corrections". She just had a better surgeon than Kidman.
Hayek has Lebanese genes countering her beans genes.
She had a good run until her 50s. Plastic surgery was a mistake
I'd much rather female celebs who age naturally and gracefully, who actually look their age, over weird plastic surgery nightmares who answered the call. Yeah, Marisa Tomei looks old, but she's still hot and is nearly 60 years old. Female celebrities need to realize that it's ok to look your age
That b***h has a horse face LOL
You are a genuine homosexual
we really owned that libtard am I right? MAGA
you mean nigtard
i'd rather frick miss horse face over some girl whos face is so stretched out she doesn't even look like the same person she used to look like
yup and ming-na is 58
no wonder whites want to breed with browns, our telomeres are better quality
Unironically, I think she could be on an “anti-aging protocol” (ie growth hormone injections). That would explain the jawbone growth because I can’t imagine it’s something she herself opted for.
Why can't these crypto-zionists just accept their age and do something else with their lives instead of make-believe LARPing. Kidman is an old hag.
Just give her another 10 years give or take
JUST
She does have the alien face as all plastic monsters do, but considering she is over 60 it might not be a bad trade. Young aliens have no excuses though.
Tbh it kinda worked for this role, it made her look mean
vanity
They didn't have flatbogs in ancient Rome!
Why did she get the Zac Efron package? Why would a woman want a jaw like that?
Maybe their new jaws got mixed up at the clinic and she got his and he got hers.
Cinemaphile will never comprehend that as a woman it’s preferable to bog yourself than look 60 years (30 years past the wall). Also, if she didn’t bog herself there would be a ton of posts about how she’d WALL’d on here or worse she wouldn’t get any roles at all.
YWNBAW
t. old roastie
She’s slowly morphing into ron perlman
She's very sexy.
i hate the masculine shovel faces that white women have
i prefer something dainty and feminine
There's no need to resort to liking bugs.
racism is so fricking edgy and cool
I bet you're a real stud irl and everybody loves you
You are a genuine homosexual
You are a genuine homosexual
frick off Black person
And here I was thinking the bugspammer finally died.
>Jaw reduction surgery
Asians are known for their wide faces tho.
WOAH, I literally jumped when that bug appeared
bestiality is disgusting
yeah, all natural feminine faces
*smirk*
>eats the goy bugs in your direction
Did she get the jaw implant out of solidarity to the trans community?
She has connections to pedo rings in Australia through her dad
So do I mate
>*bogs self*
ftfy
almost ruined the movie
Nicole Kidman participates in satanic sex cults, blood orgies, and the murdering of children.
I was on a film set with her & Hugh Grant for an hbo miniseries. She is fricking beautiful. Cinemaphile would give their left nut for a shot with her. Hugh Grant looks like shit irl fwi
Simp. She'll never frick you
I'll put this in terms you can understand: my job (they pay you for labor) is in film and I'm not a starry-eyed autist (I don't want to frick every actress I meet)
You don't frick any actresses you meet.
>Mom was the real villain the whole time
>She even tries to seduce her own son
Really didn't see that twist coming, but what exactly was her plan when trying to seduce her son?
I dont think she meant it, it feels like she was just being cruel.
it was a distraction
I think she kind of went insane. It is hard to tell if she’s telling the truth about the day Fjolnir killed his father and raided their village. The “seduction” could have been simply an attempt to confuse and distract Amleth, or it could also mean that she simply plays whichever hand is more likely to win.
I think the biggest clue we get that it could be that she never loved Amleth’s father and willingly betrayed him with the brother is in the beginning when the jester makes a joke about Fjolnir wanting to bang her, and he reacts hyper defensively, suggesting there was some truth to it.
I almost forgot, but another big clue is the way she coddles and loves her son with the uncle, the youngest son of Fjolnir, with the kind of red hair, who Amleth saves from Hafthor’s character during the sports game. She is constantly lavishing praise upon him even calling him “a true king/chieftains son”
white women are disgusting.