>bomb falling scene
>deep dramatic pensive music swells
>bomb slowly falling towards heroshima
>cut to an old japanese man sitting outside
>bomb hits him in the crotch area
>record scratch
>sfx of a nut breaking
>generals in a dark room all go "OOOOOOH"
>einstein dog covers its eyes with its paw and whimpers
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Japan got nuked twice. Why is that funny?
chickens coming home to roost
It's like violence in Tarantino films. It's funny because it's too much. If there were more nukes dropped in Japan it would have been even funnier.
why is 9/11 funny?
It's like violence in Tarantino films. It's funny because it's too much. If there were more towers falling in the world trading centre it would have been even funnier.
it just is
its funny because they still didnt want to surrender after getting nuked twice, so we might have had to invade them anyway, firebombing every single one of their cities
The US should have kept nuking Japan after accepting the surrender, as a joke.
I mean, Japan kept killing prisoners of war after they surrendered, so it'd only be fair
Chris Wallace interviewed someone who survived the bombing.
He took her to DC to show her the Enola Gay.
You hear him go:
>Would you like to re-enact the bombing?
Hard cut to inside the plane. The both have 40s style bombing jackets on. Chris Wallace in the pilot seat goes in his heavily effected accent to the Hiroshima survivor looking over the bom bay doors through a range finder:
>Pilot to bombardier
>The plane is yours.
Was he looking at DC at the time? That would have been kino
The first one isn’t but you gotta admit getting rolled by the SAME exact thing twice is kinda frickin funny
Nuke me once shame on you, nuke me twice
you get it
Because they unironically, no jokes, no memes, sober as a stone, in the cold light of day, absolutely fricking deserved it
Imperial japan was fricking insane and did horrible things to our people and territory. When they left Manila(which was an american city at that time), for example, they killed 200k people for no reason. The nips deserved to fry for what they did.
Because they look like bugs. You ever stomp on a bug? It’s funny.
>serious answer
WW2 desensitization / humiliation ritual
>meme answer
things that aren't funny are funny now because le edgy and le irony or some shit
>twice
>55
After that Unit 731 shit they deserved it
>OOO, THAT'S GOTTA HURT
>whole room starts cackling
>freeze frame on their rapturous laughter
>credits roll
>black guy in the back goes “DAYUM DAT homie GOT FRICKKKKKED UP YO”
>theater howls with laughter
Honestly this was always the best part of going to movies, randoms yelling at the screen
>go to see the dark knight
>family of blackfolx sitting a few rows in front of us
>Wayne crashes the lambo
>the dad yells like someone punched him in the balls
shit was hilarious
>Zooms out of the theatre
>Christopher Nolan in his director's chair
>"My life is about telling people stories..."
>Bomb goes off in the background
>"Was that my bomb?"
>"Did it just kill people?"
>"My card...is American Express."
>OOH HE AINT GONNA BE IN RUSH HOUR 3
>OOH HE AINT GONNA BE IN WORLD WAR 3
>jap is talking shit
>[in Japanese]I'M NOT AFRAID OF THE BOMB... HE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME, ISN'T HE
>big badaboom
>NOW I ADMIRE THE ATOMIC BOMB, I DO
>bomb falling scene
>here come the boom starts playing
Nukes are fake
I've been saying for a while that the US should invade some western european ally that won't expect it and just blitzkrieg the frick out of them. Repeatedly hit London with napalm for a week straight then drop in paratroopers to finish off whoever is left. Turn the UK into the 51st state by force.
We could easily pull it off and it would be hilarious but those pussies in congress will never approve it.
Fun fact: if you nuke London there will be less bongs dead than minorities.
There's a decent chance that if we obliterate London that the Bri'ish would welcome us as liberators and willingly be annexed. They hate London far more than I ever could hope to.
So in a way it would be cruel NOT to invade them.
It's refreshing to speak to someone reasonable
I say go for it. They are servile bootlickers to the core.
The American public likes the UK too much to invade. There would need to be a false flag. Nuke DC just to be safe.
>There would need to be a false flag
Not sure if even that would work. Remember that time Israel strafed the frick out of the USS Liberty for like an hour and then swore blind it was Egypt and we should nuke them, but then it turned out, to the surprise of literally no one with a brain, that it was Israel and all we did in retaliation was increase aid to *checks list of greatest allies* Israel.
Real paleocon Antichrist energy
I take that as a compliment.
based, I'm glad my fellow countrymen still have the spirit of 76 burning within.
This is a great plan at first but then you have Britain as a state
It's an island, just clear them out.
>countries getting nuked
🙂
>Japan getting nuked
😮
Simple as.
how could the generals see what happened
Pynchon's rolling in his grave
Daily reminder that the """"""""greatest generation""""""""" fell for the psyop and propaganda about Japan from their own government just because the bigwigs up top that had already made the bombs that cost 2 billion dollars could use it so all that money spent wouldn't be a waste. What a bunch of frickwits.
>bomb drops
>slow pan to close up of oppenheimer's face
>YEAH HERE COMES THE ROOSTERRRR, YEAHHHHHH
>YA KNOW HE AINT GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Directed By Christopher Nolan
>Why do I feel like I'm forgetting something... Oh, no. The bomb!
>end sequence
>Oppenheimer is a old man in the 1960s
>sat in a doctor's waiting room
>next to him is a young businessman
>"We're trying to launch our product in Japan, but it's harder than you'd think."
>Oppenheimer laughs, a fiery twinkle in his eye.
>"Tell me about it!"
>smash cut to rock music over credits
LOL
Kino
>oppenheimer's last day in the lab
>bomb is finished
>shot of him walking down a military base road
>RADIOACTIVE, RADIOACTIVE
>Oppenheimer takes one more look over his shoulder at the empty lab
>Turns off the atomic bomb as he leaves
this movie can only have been done justice if malick was the director
>shots of atoms colliding and interacting
>city being destroyed
>"that's where god lives"
Were any of the scientists actually really enthusiastic about making big booms? Maybe Teller? They should make a movie about that.
What should they play over the credits.
I'm sneaking one of these into the premier of Oppenheimer. Where my slidey boys at?
>squirrel in cherry tree drops its acorn as it covers its eyes with one paw and its groin with the other
>tanuki whimpers and covers his eyes with his nutsack
I find Oppenposting hilarious, but how did this shit even start and why? We don't do this for every movie, but this one just seems to go well with the comedic cliches.
Making fun of tragedy is basic human behavior
it's so self-serious that it's just asking for it
But the bomb exploded a few hundred meters in the air before it hit the ground?
>heroshima