Who should be Bond?
Who should be the Bond girls?
Who would you cast as the MI6 supporting cast?
Who's the villain and who plays him?
Who directs it?
BOND 26
Who should be Bond?
Who should be the Bond girls?
Who would you cast as the MI6 supporting cast?
Who's the villain and who plays him?
Who directs it?
I would've given it to Fassbender or Clive Owen like a decade ago. Maybe Tom Hiddleston?
Bond movies with Henry Cavill set during the 60s.
Pure fricking Kino.
Do yourself a favour and watch The Man from Uncle.
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This. Underrated movie and performance. Never considered setting his Bond in the 60’s. Pure kino.
Just track down this posters IP address and hire him to oversee the franchise at this point.
Only way for this franchise to come back and not be utter irrelevant garbage. No fricking Dan Stevens, no FotM nog or mutt, no fricking ATJ, no fricking Paul Mescal or whoever the frick. This and ONLY this. MI and UNCLE schooled EON on how to make proper Bond movies.
>inb4 someone says small hands and too buff
As if the millions of men who envy him and women who want their spine shattered by this guy give a frick. If you're a genuine Bond fan, you look at this picture and get Goosebumps at how fitting he is. Also, looks like the son of the objectively best Bond, Timothy Dalton.
Penny Dreadful made me go back and realize Dalton was one of the best Bonds. I still prefer Connery but can’t be objective due to only seeing his films for most of my life before eventually watching View to a Kill many years later. But Dalton was very underrated. This is the first time noticing the resemblance.
Cavill was great in Mission Impossoble and let's keep it at that. I don't see a Bond in him.
>Any oldgays remember when Craig was announced?
I don't. It would be exciting if they kept the new Bond under wraps until you see the movie at the theater, to reserve judgement. I'm guessing the new Bond is always known and plastered all over months before.
Why, anon? He's got a great build, black hair, blue eyes, the playboy demeanour, the charm, nailed his one-liners and comedic moments in UNCLE and also looks great with a gun in action scenes. We just spent 15 years with a scouse electrician as Bond who looks NOTHING like Bond but Henry doesn't cut it for you? I don't get it.
They won't make a Bond movie fun, campy anymore.
>Henry Cabald
no, thanks
so, you want a lot of women on movie theaters and therefore producers hiring a woman writer to catch that audience, you hate James Bond.
He was soft cancelled because he refused to get naked for the Witcher "writers"
clive would have been perfect, at least we'll always have croupier
You have no idea how assblasted I STILL am 15 years later that he didn't get cast as Bond. If you know your Fleming, there has never been anyone better to take the role. Henry Cavill is perfect as the cinematic Bond in the mold of Connery, Dalton and Pierce but this guy is the Fleming Bond. I always get irked at just how much Dalton got praised for being 'accurate' when the Fleming Bond is way off how Dalton's Bond was. Book Bond is a cold, ruthless and emotionally distant spy who takes the ladies after the mission is done. He's reflective and has a lot of monologues. Not a cinema-friendly character, ironically. He's more like a noir detective than anything we know him as. It hurts even more that I found out he never was even asked despite us believing at the time he was the frontrunner. Talk about a knife to the heart.
This would've been different for sure. Make Bond seem cold and distant to the audience. He's a broken man. And show cracks of humanity every now and then. A bit like in the vein of 'No Country For Old Men'.
They were already doing this in Casino Royale but after everyone hated QoS they overcorrected
Great comparison, anon. It would filter people TO OBLIVION but it's the REAL James Bond as written by the guy that created him. He does some dastardly things in the novels and is a man's man in the most raw and realistic way, like you mentioned. Also, what really gives him that special factor is that he has an extremely similar physiognomy to the man that Ian Fleming thought of when he wrote Bond, Hoagy Carmichael. The sketch that's been floating around for years is from Fleming but if you want reference to cast Bond then he's the template.
This is who I was talking about, by the way. Bond comics even referenced his appearance. A hard-edged, meditative, atmospheric Bond movie that's personal and raw in it's story and emotion will and has never been actually done.
No, not really. Graig going all pouty-faced isn't the same thing. Reading the original novels makes this clear. Also, did they overcorrect? He became more mopey and fricking boring with each passing film.
these homies get it
book bond is absolutely closer to a detective than a gallivanting super spy, I love pretty much all of the movies but it's been dominated by a different image of bond largely formed from connery
if they want a book
>looks right (black hair, blue eyes, etc.) but most importantly looks brutal- cold and cruel are the two most frequent descriptors used for him by fleming, he's not brutish the way craig took him, rather is suave but completely willing to murder without remorse if the job calls for it. he's not bloodthirsty or cavalier either, he bemoans having to kill more than once, but just has an "if it's required, I will unhesitatingly do it"
>he's womanizing, not lecherous; he sees women as fun things to spend time with when you don't have 'real work' to do, and breaks up with them (or is broken up with) about as soon as they don't have a reason to be together
>he's a great shot but not a physical monster- bond's greatest strength isn't even his body or cunning, but rather his will and ability to ignore/overcome physical pain, duress, etc.; it's pretty common for him to win a scenario because he endures beyond what the bad guys think is possible
>deeply introspective but never moody- he's always thinking about what's going on and his role in the world, but even when he sees a fault in his lifestyle he doesn't bemoan it, his ultimate dedication is to the job
>more indirect villain killing, it's fun to have the villain make a face before bond kills then and one-liners, but that's not even half the kills (lol you manipulated the situation perfectly but here's a bomb you didn't know about)
>tone is more thriller than drama, action, or intense- fights aren't infrequent but are mostly very short
Digits of blessed 007 autism
Tom Hiddleston was the only actor before No Time to Die known to make it far enough to meet with Barbara Broccoli and she's the one that turned him down. He was my top pick and only needed to convince one more person before getting the role.
Henry Cavill and Antony Starr have the Chad energy for it, but with how long they take to make movies now either one of them would age out of the role after like two movies.
Hiddleston has the same problem as Dan Stevens: his face as all wrong. He looks like a scheming villain, not a suave hero.
>Henry Cavill and Antony Starr
>would age out of the role after like two movies.
Starr is already too old. Cavill could manage alright, if they could get back to the 3-years-between-films average that Craig had through Spectre.
Nobody is going to last more than 2-3 films if they keep having 5+ year gaps. Even if they don't age out, they won't want to hang around that long between paydays.
Murphy or Fassbender.
>Tom Holland
Lmao
>bond girls
it should be bond boys this time. they've been gender changing tv and movie characters from boy to girl a lot. james bond should still be a handsome guy. but with a bond boy.
chris hemsworth as james bond and tom holland as bond boy
Hemsworth is moronic and doesn't even speak English let alone King's English
actually i want alex pettyfer as james bond but he wasn't in op's pic
A strayan as Bond. The shitposting would be endless. Plus, he got the Alzheimer gene, so he said he was going to put acting on the backburner and spend more time with his family. I've got an uncle who found out he had Huntington like twenty years ago. He's still good, he just might as well not have had it at all. All this needless panick. Of course he's slowing down, but he's 70, that's normal.
Maybe 20 years and 50 lbs ago
ERNEST
FRICKING
BLOFELD
He would make a good Doctor for Doctor Who.
frickyes. the mans charisma screaks timelord
Out of these I think only Idris Elba, Michael Fassbender or Tom Hardy would work. You need a special mix of suave and masculinity that most man lack. Especially modern male actors. But then again, if they keep making James Bond as if it were a generic action movie then I guess it doesn't really matter who you pick.
kek, would love an Austin Powersesque mock movie with him.
>Idris Elba
Absolute moron.
Based Stevens enjoyer. The guy's 40 at the right age, basically unknown by many and his most high-profile role was being in a CGI suit for some forgotten LA Disney movie so he's seasoned but not ultra-famous. He's a bit onions but then again so are most Bond actors (they've said Bond should be a woman, for frick's sake) but as long as they get him in pristine shape and looking like he did in the movie you posted then Bond 26 is sorted. I don't mind a blonde and blue-eyed Bond as long as he isn't disgusting to look at like Graig.
Fund it.
No one, let the fricking series die already, i dont need more movies
nevermind, this would be perfect, i need camp bond to come back, he was way better.
Entertainment is a word often misunderstood.
Like rudy ray moore said about dolemite, who cares if its bad, at least its funny. All the campy bond movies are entertaining. When they are bad, you laugh at them, when they are good, they happen to be the most tense, action packed, thrilling adventures.
The new movies are either depressing, boring or good but edgy action.
SPEAK PRRIEST
meet Jane Bond
The names bond. Jail bond
This is when I finally realized it’s not incompetence but malice
>Ms. Bond, I know you brought your own dominoes, but we're playing baccarat. And no, the bartender doesn't know how to make "lean".
Well that's grim
>elba
like 80 years old
>page
literally who
>ngubu
go back to playing for norf fc
>jordan
chin.exe not found
>boyega
hard to run with those birthing hips
>murphy
aids patient
>holland
future aids patient
>hemsworth
charisma vacuum
>fassbender
physically incapable of starring in a good movie
>hardy
5'8
>page
Elliot Page?
>Elliot Page?
thread/
>The same fricking names over and over again
It's literally not gonna be anyone here. Also, why the frick would Michael B. Jordan be Bond? People are moronic.
For me it was when Idris started asking pointed questions about why, at his age, people kept saying he should be bond, and if it had something to do with the fact that he was the only black British guy they could think of
It's because he's a more suave dindu nuffin. That's all it is. Politically motivated lobotomized lip service. I think idris isn't as insufferable as other nog actors and he'd be good for a 006 or Bond ally but definitely, in no fricking way, Bond himself. At all. Never.
If white and normal, Tom Hiddleston hands down.
If rainbow homie, idgaf
What will the story about? We had a lot of german nazis. Will it finally be about chuds or some 3rd world fictional despot?
I thought it was that dude from Bullet Train
Pretty sure that was confirmed with Nolan directing and Bond going back to the time the novels were set in.
So no nigs.
Saved
>a pack of nogs or capeshitters
Unironically, I can only see this guy or Cavill. If they dare and go with ATJ or god forbid worse, then this franchise is dead. Oh, well. MI is still going strong, though.
Good pick. And he's an unknown to the bigger public, but he's a seasoned actor and good.
An anon posted this video in another thread
and it's been making quite the impression on me. He read out CR in an audiobook so he's already sort of played Bond and it fit him like a glove. Great voice, great physique (tall and slim) and he can grab both male and female audiences, of which Graig grabbed neither. His odds are very good to so I'd say he has more than a decent chance.
He'd nail it. But he sounds very posh in that audio clip, but that's more like a reading voice.
too babyfaced
Beg to differ.
Photo's rarely do justice. He's not a model, he's an actor. You need to see him in movement.
This. Watch him here. He is the only suitable James Bond outside of Cavill. The others are complete meme choices.
Him in a shoot-out.
Show me a modern British male 30 or under who doesn’t look like a child
I wouldn't say that he looks too young, but I don't like his jawline. Bond needs more of a square jaw, not a sharp, pointy chin.
That hardly matters since Bond shouldn't be under 30 in any event. That was one of the problems with Lazenby (and he at least looked older than he was).
>Tom is the only one "young enough" to be reasonable to start in a new 10 year old franchise.
He's too young. Bond is supposed to be middle-aged. Even understanding that you're casting for multiple films, he shouldn't LOOK under 35. Connery and Lazenby were 32 and 29, respectively, but both looked older.
You can't predict how they'll age, anyway: Craig was 37 and Brosnan 41 at the outset, and both looked better after ten years than Connery did after five. Moore, who started out at 45, was still passable at 55 in his penultimate film. Still, I'd say 45 should be the upper-end cut-off, and probably 42 would be better.
No "N" bond, please.
what about the blowback from black and brown?
His accent is shit. He doesn't even sound like a Yorkie irl.
I posted it as a joke. Every movie he's in he plays himself, more or less. He's got the looks and the charisma, but he can't act for shit. He can only do one part.
Horrific actor with 0 charisma. Still living off his former twink looks.
Checked but I find it to be a boring choice. He's what a woman thinks James Bond is. Of course, you should get a Bond that does makes women swoon but that should not be the deciding factor. They got Christian Grey for that.
No matter who the actor is, Bond will go gay.
Already did
looks like he gets frick by trannies
https://news.sky.com/story/daniel-craig-james-bond-star-reveals-why-chooses-to-go-to-gay-bars-12433876
Even worse. By fat, hairy blokes at the gay bar. He's married with a kid and said this shit in public. He must be lying his ass off, too. gay bars not being full of fights and rapes is something I don't buy. Just degenerates debasing themselves for the sick frick of it all.
Colin Salmon
I've been saying this for years. Salmon is my top Black person for Bond.
tom holland being there HAHAHAHAHA
Nicholas cage
>Who should be Bond?
Florence Pugh
>Who should be the Bond girls?
Kristen Stewart
>Who would you cast as the MI6 supporting cast?
Eh, don't really care tbh
>Who's the villain and who plays him?
Some crazy Lithuanian played by Henry Cavill
>Who directs it?
Olivia Wilde
It would've been great if Connery had returned to play the bad guy. Normally, I'm not a fan of immersion breaking fanservice like this, but in this case he would've been great. He basically did play a Bond villain in 'The Avengers'.
Michael Caine as Bond. Ellen Page as the Bond Girl. Jack Black as the villain. Set it in some nice exotic locations and you’ve saved the franchise.
>modern adaptation of Moonraker by Nolan and his circle and with this cast
It would make gorrilions.
Gary Oldman is required.
>OI OI its frickin bond innit
Damian Lewis should be Bond
Literally only Fassbender and Elba have the presence for it and they're both way too old
>Elba
Lol lmao even it's a fricking meme man It will never happen. Barbara isn't that insane.
100 years old / gayest man alive / ugly as sin / maybe in a modern diversity reboot / fat manlet
100 years old / twink manlet homosexual / best of the bunch / 100 years old / 100 years old
Why the frick is that image mostly geriatrics like idris elba or homosexuals?
Is there nobody in israelitewood under 60 anymore?
Anyway Chris best of that bunch.
Too old, maybe, no, not british, too ugly, maybe, too young, not british, not british, too good for the role
jason isaacs
>Who should be Bond?
Joe Shishido
A White British guy. Nobody on that picture
From left to right:
Too old
Too gay and too black
Way too black,like the darkest motherfricking black black
Too american (black)
Same
Too old
Too gay
Too american
Too german
Too old now, Tom Hardy is almost 50, he could have been a good choice 2 films ago.
Licence to Troon
No Time To Dilate
Licence to Kill (Yourself).
The Transition is Not Enough
Troonraker
>Who should be Bond?
CGI Sean Connery vs CGI Roger Moore
"Battle of the Bonds" (2025)
John Boyega.
I thought it was Aaron Taylor Johnson
Most likely choice unfortunately
>getting your news from that site
>believing ATJ is anywhere close to bagging it
He's Barbara's favourite because he's a sex toy for old Hollywood hags, hence his wife. I bet he'll be the deciding factor of Nolan wanting nothing to do with the project. I'd imagine he'd go with someone good and proper like Dan Stevens or Henry Cavill. Don't expect these Nolan rumours to materialize. He'll want to do something kino and the hag Barbara will throw it out the window. She's basically made the Bond movies roastiecore fantasies like Fifty Shades or something hence Graig's movies after QoS.
Would be a horrible choice.
Is there some reason I'm unaware of that makes Cavill ineligable? He's not too old, go watch a roger moore bond hell even pierce brosnan started to look flabby and old by the 3rd movie. If roger moore and pierce brosnan weren't too poncy to be bond than cavill certainly isn't he mogs them physically. Granted he failed as supes and geralt
He's not old AT ALL, he's the perfect age and is aging beautifully. He has the looks, the build, the chops and the charisma and looks like a mix of Brosnan and Dalton, the best Bonds. Ideally, he should already be locked in. I wouldn't hold my breath but do consider this. Amazon now owns MgM and they too have deals with Cavill. I'm not saying that's a surefire prediction but I'd imagine it's easier to just get him hence you already have him on board. He probably doesn't want to be degraded by Barbara to get the part, though.
Very gay post.
Projecting.
It will happen. Barbara has picked him out. He makes her wet and that's it. It doesn't matter, anything else is irrelevant and it is of no importance if he fits the role. Graig was a blonde fricking Russian looking homosexual and 15 years of him in the role flew by. It's over for this franchise.
Interesting, had no idea Amazon acquired MGM
>he's the perfect age and is aging beautifully. He has the looks, the build, the chops and the charisma
LOL the one thing that bald fraud isn't doing is aging gracefully
yeah he's not too old for the role. if he were cast today, he'd be in the middle of the pack when it came to ages. moore started as bond at 45, dalton started at 41, and brosnan started at 42. craig was also only two years younger than cavill currently is when he first got cast. it's really only lazenby (29) and connery (32) who were significantly younger in their first movies.
He's a Warhammer 40k fan. He paints his own figurines. I cannot take this man serious as a Bond. Apart from that, we already had a bulky Bond with Craig. I love Cavill, but I don't think he would be right for the part. Not even considering the whole 'Witcher' debacle.
Is he like really political or something? Why do people think he deserves everything, he's really a stoic actor who only knows how to play plastic white guys.
>the buzzwords
>propagating the drivel that Henry is le charisma vaccum
>plastic white guys
Go back.
He's too perfect. Hollywood now prefers ugly dudes.
Small hands.
Fassbender is the only one that fits the part of the whole male power fantasy that is Bond. No guy wants to look like any of the other guys besides Fassbender.
This. Hardy could come close to the attitude necessary but Fassbender is the only one with both the attitude and aesthetic.
They're all too famous. I think it should be already an established actor but less known.
>Henry Cavill nowhere to be seen
Is that guy getting brushed away or something what is going on?
Too white, too masculine, too Catholic and likely too based to be offered any roles anymore. After the Witcher debacle, it’s clear he’s unwilling to play ball and allow himself to be cucked to the extent they require. The 40k series will be interesting to see what level of concessions he’ll be forced to relent to given his supposed level of involvement behind the scenes. The potential is high, but I’m not expecting much considering the studio.
Hardly. It doesn't help though, on his end, that he does absolute garbage like The Witcher or Argylle. I'd say he could get it from them wanting to please fans after NTTD was a complete disaster but that's the mother of long shots.
Please pick a Black person so it kills the franchise
There aren't any actors I'm aware of who could play the role. And no, a non-White cannot be James Bond.
This. Barbara doesn't have the balls to go that route. It'd be the Little Mermaid fiasco but a MILLION times worse. I'd imagine there'd be worldwide mockery. You could skate and get away with it (mostly) with anything else but James Bond is untouchable in that regard. Although, they'll probably make him an emasculated cry baby if ATJ's casting is true.
aside the obvious half cast of black actors why did you include a german and american too? not satisfied with the b8?
It should be Ella Balinski. Simple as.
>post yfw the next bond kino is MC content
Cavill should be the next Bond and everybody knows it. As for the next Bond girls that´s actually a problem because a Bond girl should be, first and foremost, hot as frick. Bond is the one property on which you can´t pull off that "we are challenging the standards of beauty" bullshit.
>Cavill should be the next Bond
why? he was a complete non-entity as Superman
He was the only good aspect of the DCEU, Snyder and the writers were just moronic and didn’t understand the character. He’s closer to the personality required in the role IRL than he was portrayed in any of the films.
Because he´s shown he can pull it off. He´s been auditioning for that part for like 10 years now. First with the man from uncle showing he could pull off classic Bond, then on MI showing he could pull roughed up Craig style Bond.
I wouldn't judge an actor on his capeshit. Watch Man from U.N.C.L.E and try to say this still. You'll be laughed out of the thread.
>Watch Man from U.N.C.L.E and try to say this still.
Armie Hammer's character carried that movie. Cavill was just kind of there and did zero justice to the charisma of the original character. It was a OK movie but a terrible adaptation.
All of what you said is all subjective nonsense. No one remembers Hammer from that movie as shown in engaging whatsoever in any discussion of this movie and Cavill is the bigger star for a reason despite not even getting pushed as much as Hammer did. I respectfully call bull on what you said, anon.
The only one casting attractive females anymore is Tom Cruise for Mission Impossible. I think you’re right. We’re going to get forced diversity one way or another.
MI has absolutely mogged the frick out of Bond for 20 or so years. It's what the Bond movies should be. No political malice, no subversive nonsense, hot girls, fun characters, pure emotion, great main character and a SOVL. I loved the last one. It also shows Bond has no problem working in the modern age.
100%. I was just talking about this last night after watching Dead Reckoning. MI has become the true successor to Connery era Bond.
Hands are too small. They would need omega to make a special 20mm watch just to make it look right on his wrist. Same for any gun he holds etc
We are already going back to 36mm and 38mm watches after the Penisrai 44mm brick era. Sophistication is back.
This. There's quite absolutely NO one else in Hollywood fit for the part. Of course, the Lazenby route is there but they would be out of their minds to attempt it. NTTD was a hot mess, this is the most popular choice by Bondgays and normal people, Henry already is in bed with Amazon who more or less owns it so it should be a no-brainer. I think it'll go to him. ATJ won't get the part otherwise his PR wouldn't have allowed an interviewer to ask him about it in this interview he did a few months ago.
Sydney Sweeney for the bombshell, Jessie Buckley for the cute Bond girl and Adria Arjona for the villain's squeeze. Add in maybe Mia Goth as a henchwoman. Plenty out there but definitely not as abundant as the older eras.
what makes Bond so hard to cast? I literally can't think of anyone.
You have to be insane to think it won't be a black guy in current year.
Barbara has denied this outright and she's as woke and lobotomized as the rest of them.
Who's Barbara? Sorry I'm a newbie.
Barbara Cabbage. She's Bond's mother.
The woman who's the head of EON who owns the rights to make James Bond movies, anon.
>Who should be Bond?
A big ass gorilla. If they want to shill for minorities so much then they should do more to appeal to the growing ape demographic.
Is he a good fit?
Hard to judge from a picture. He looks young.
Yeah, he's young. He played a CIA assassin in the later seasons of Homeland. Looks very similar to Orlando Bloom, though.
>hobo legolas
frick off
Hemsworth is not British wtf
I want an Indian James Bond.
Anyone over 30 will not be cast.
It's going to be set in the 60s
It won't be a super popular actor. Is never is.
Simu Liu should be the next Bond.
Once again, the only right answer is Dan Stevens . Cavill is way too buff.
How would we feel about Hugh Jackman being the villain? I think he could do it, if he respected the part and not turn it into a Broadway Show.
I hope they cast the cutie who's in that new SW show (i don't watch it, i'm not a moron) as a Bond girl in the new one. They should go back to the Cold War since 80's aesthetics are so popular but then again unless it's too politically volatile then they could just go RUSSIA BAD since that's okay now.
Look, sadly woke shit is coming, I suggest we beat it to it.
Why not just make a 008 movie with a female actress and 007 movies will continue with a manly white none homosexual actor ?
let them have their woke shit and watch it crush and burn while 007 movies wll continue successfully
You know what's fricking funny and yet so goddamn depressing? There's already been fricking TONS of 'Jane Bond' movies made for wokie sensibilities like picrel which was released in 2018 and it still doesn't matter. This one was successful with both audiences and critics so what gives? When it's just female 'Jane' Bond? They don't care about new stories, It's not about them being allowed to have their own stories, it's all about deeply malicious subversion and ruining any and all male figures, certainly one as mythic as James Bond.
>it's all about deeply malicious subversion and ruining any and all male figures, certainly one as mythic as James Bond
prostitutes have to ruin all the fun male clubs instead of making their own
In essence, yes. Good tl;dr, anon.
>Why not just make a 008 movie with a female actress and 007 movies will continue with a manly white none homosexual actor ?
Because woke shit is about subversion of what's already there, not creating anything new.
You can let woke morons make as many of their own shitty movies as they want, but they will never stop trying to undermine Bond and other franchises.
It's best to simply never give them anything. They already got a shitty black 007 in NTTD and it only emboldened them.
Someone unknown as they always do.
Just as long as it's a white englishman I don't care.
What about this guy? Unknown but came third to nabbing the Superman role. Has said he wants to do it and is VERY young (32), 6 ft 2, handsome, blue eyes and black hair and a good but not silly build. He doesn't strike me as a modern Bond so if the rumours about a Nolan period piece Bond are true then you can't go wrong with this guy.
https://britishperioddramas.com/news/tom-brittney-grantchester-next-james-bond/
James Bond isnt a person, its an ideal. Everyone can be James Bond if they believe.
Only Agent 47 can become Bond, and that's just because he's slapping a wig on.
My rankings of the Bond movies. Based or cringe?
>S-Ranking
The Living Daylights needs to be lower
>A-Ranking
Pretty good. Move Dr. No up to S
>B-Ranking
Move 'The Spy Who Loved Me' down to D. You put 'Never Say Never Again' in there, very good.
>C-Bracket
Absolute disgrace. Moonraker should be in S
>D- bracket
You can move No Time To Die up to a B.
I've seen worse rankings.
link to the tier list? I liked it until I saw Skyfall in D.
Where it belongs.
What good is there in Skyfall? Give me actual reasons, not regurgitated and completely false Reddit talking points. How is a Dark Knight ripoff where Moneypenny is a sassy sheeboon, Q is a genuine homosexual along with Bond being insinuated to have been fricked up the ass and Javier Bardem going all IM LE ACTING constitutes for anything beyond D? But i'll oblige you. Here's the link, anon.
https://tiermaker.com/create/all-james-bond-films-eon-and-non-eon-1962-2021-15712863
This. I love every single one. Not one below-average movie, a great record. I love how many waifus he has in his movies, it's like a harem. Bless the Cruise for giving us kino in these horrible times. Huntgirls > Bondgirls.
>Home alone James Bond
>sheboon Money penny
>Oh I planned this out months ago, including when you would catch me escaping and catch up to me at this exact moment that this scheduled train would appear.
>Oh also I'm the worlds greatest programming hacker also a spy
You forgot the wife of Ethan Hunt. Remove the subhuman on the top right haha
>From Russia with Love
>not in S
i think you're being overharsh on craig and moore. another connery should also probably be in S tier
i get that skyfall is polarizing so I won't knock it being in low, but that said comparing it to a dogshit lampoon, killing bond cuck shit, and spectre's pace/plot being so weird, it doesn't belong in D, it's still a competent movie
also DAD should objectively be in C.
>On her Majesty secret service
>S
>All Moore on B and C tier
you are based as frick
Skyfall was OK. Certaintly better than spectre and no-time.
I wish they bring more of early childhood bond with the reboot movie
daisy edgar jones as bond girl this is the only thing that matters
Ehh, she's lame. No curves, smudged face, has pronouns in her Instagram bio and generally is boring as frick and not hot at all. Jodie Comer would be better, she has strange looks but good sex appeal and a good body.
>NTTD at B, Moonraker at S
You MUST be fricking joking
>You MUST be fricking joking
It's a Bond thread, we're never going to agree. It's striking that these are the only two points of contention, we're making progress.
I can put Moonraker a tier or two above but not NTTD. No, frick that absolute sacrilege. Graig commited all of the Bond sins. 1. Never make Bond a gay. 2. Never actually marry Bond off. 3. Never kill him off. For me, all copies of that shit should be burned and trashed.
>if you want a black Bon-
NO.
Check out Jodie Comer's new film. It's pretty decent and she gets her breasts out.
What the frick is wrong with you? That’s the most mid looking prostitute I’ve ever seen in my life.
John Boyega because it would be funny.
I agree. Just like their reaction to Israel, nothing wakes the goyim up quicker than their over stepping.
>Make sure when you're creating the image to put the Black folk on top, Soiberg. It's pivotal they be the first thing seen.
If you want a black Bond then best choice by a mile would be Chewitel Ejiofor
Any oldgays remember when Craig was announced? Did it come out of nowhere or were the rumours such that it was foregone conclusion?
Clive Owen, Henry Cavill or Hugh Jackman were the top contenders. Everyone was expecting one of those three then this ugly Polish electrician looking motherfricker came out as the new Bond and anyone who's not a lobotomized normalgay and knows Bond actively threw up at this. I remember it like it was yesterday. Can't believe 15 years passed with this fricker in the role. Grim, just so fricking grim. So much wasted time. So much.
Kek perfect summary. This is exactly how it was at the time. They even spent an inordinate about of time going on and on about how he was trained in body language to convey sex appeal and masculinity as PR damage control due to how bad the initial backlash was. Worse than Keaton being announced as Batman.
>LOOK GUYS WE TAUGHT THIS UGLY gay HOW TO BE MORE MASCULINE AND TO BE MORE SEXY ITS OKAY
I remember thinking 'how do they think that helps'? It made Graig look even more bad than he did. Barbara just cast him because he was her frick toy, not because she thought he was fit for Bond. God knows how she found this attractive though lol what a ugly looking twat
>Polish electrician looking motherfricker
kek, I would've gone with Mr. Potatoehead but this works.
To be fair, the opening of 'Casino Royale' was strong eh. Classic opening credits.
When he ran through the wall it was a hint to the audience that this was a new Bond. A brute. Out with the old, in with the new.
It didn't work, though. We're supposed to believe this is Bond's origin story but he looks old as frick and then actively resigns at the end. That's lame. CR was good at everything EXCEPT Graig, I think it was good and successful despite of him not because of him. It still baffles me why they didn't go for Henry Cavill. He was 22, a perfect fit for the origin story Bond they SAID they were going for and could have done movies for fricking DECADES and been locked in as the millenial/Gen Z Bond. This is him in 2005, in some Hellraiser movie. He looks boyish for sure but he also looks like a fricking Bond-like chad. What a missed opportunity. It also would have made the mother-son dynamic with M more palpable.
Why they haven't made us casting agents already, I don't know. We could do it.
There's nothing inherently special about the people in charge, they're definitely not at that position because of their passion and understanding of what their position entails and the franchise they're making. Just nepobabies or satanist shoehorned in to those positions. We're fans who know what the frick we're talking about and have love and reverance for Bond and thus come up with infinitely better ideas and picks. Henry not being Bond will go down as the gravest missed opportunity in movie history. It's a shame he did capeshit but I would take him as Bond any day of the week over anyone else.
I'd pick Dan Stevens over Cavill, but ok.
I'm not saying he wouldn't be good (him being an onions virtue signaling homosexual nonwithstanding) but good relative to how fricking SHIT the rest are. Right now, Henry's seated in the S tier with Dan in the A and the rest I couldn't care less about. But it has to be Henry, the rest are just cop-outs.
It’s so over for Hollywood when we can make our own adaptations using AI tools. Literally over for them. They’ll have to try and regulate access.
Never happening. They're literally developing those tools in cooperation with OpenAI. It's all israelites helping israelites. Hence the convienent timing of the strike. It'll either be shut down for good (Bing image creator is already broken by coomspammers) or used by studios exclusively to push out demoralization propaganda faster and more efficiently. No way do I see the common man ever getting their hands on it. I hope we live in the 1 in a million timeline, though.
>No way do I see the common man ever getting their hands on it. I hope we live in the 1 in a million timeline, though.
doubtful. it only takes one leaker or one group of autistic programmers. maybe not soon, but that dam will inevitably break. and there will be no putting the genie back in the bottle.
i can't wait. the next leap forward will be finding a way for the human brain to instantly consume all the content. i want to watch a movie like a taking a pill.
>CR and Skyfall at S
>Octopussy and AVtaK at C and D
>Skyfall S
Didn't read the rest, throw it out and start over
That immediately ruined the whole list for me
lol ok. Skyfall is a great Bond movie.
if bond ever becomes a mutt its literally over. they will have killed the golden goose, another IP forever tainted and will take decades to win trust over again
This whole destruction of every profitable IP has to be planned. There’s no fricking way they’re this incompetent and averse to rolling in such easy infinite shekels.
It's already halfway over. Graig's Bond is not Bond at all, was hinted at that he's 'bisexual, became an emasculated MUH WIFE AND KIDS onions boy and died for them due to a plot contrivance meant for that to happen. Modern Bond can work great, as MI, MFU and even Kingsman have proved. It's just that demoralization and outrage politics will take center stage no matter what. No escapist fun from the hell we live in, goy.
They should just bring back Daniel Craig and say that he dodged the barrage by jumping into the ocean at the last second.
I have a feeling in a few years we’re going to be reminiscing on how good we had it. I’ve been watching “shitty” movies from 15 years ago lately, consistently amused at how much better they are than what we’re getting now.
>a world where Graig's movies are good by comparison
Christ no..
I’m embarrassed to admit this but I consider you bastards family at this point (even the jannies xox) but I watched Green Lantern last week and was shocked at how much I enjoyed it after everything we’ve had forced on us lately. I can’t believe I’m saying this, even anonymously.
My rankings of the Bond girls. Xenia was my sexual awakening and no other woman has ever made me feel this way, hence her own tier along with Elektra who has the same effect.
I've noticed this about Bondbros on the board. We may disagree and get pretty heated but it's always comfy, informative and we actually discuss things than just scream into the void like in other fanbases. GL was a fine action movie which got this appaling reputation due to the homosexual actors overhating it for no reason and the countless video essays and opinion pieces slamming it because it's SO LE BAD when it's just serviceable and enjoyable. Pop culture fandom is an insane asylum of lies and utter idiocy. I wouldn't engage with them in any way.
It pisses me off to no end that these sheikhs are investing so much of their money in divegrass when buying up dying Hollywood IPs and churning them out in their own system. It also seems like the perfect place for theme parks and whatnot.
Wrong pic. Here it is.
My man! I don’t think there can be an argument made against Xenia being the top of the S tier, just so incredibly sexy and unique features you don’t really see anywhere. Always was my favorite. That was a great movie for the casting, with the Polish broad being up there towards the top as well.
>best Bond (personally)
>comfy late 90's-00s aesthetic
>the two best Bond girls ever
>the fricking mind virus of a catchy soundtrack
>the main song
>the action setpieces
>the villain
>the tank chase
>the dam stunt
>the ending
If only it didn't have the insufferable old hag M and didn't recast Moneypenny, Goldeneye would be the undisputed S+ tier Bond movie and surpassed anything that came before. It's still at S though, that's just how damn good it is. Frick, I love it.
They also seem to be investing heavily in martial arts, mma etc, which is great, I’d rather them control it than the israelites, but they have to know how much more of an impact they could have on the west with influence through film. The Chinese seem to be realizing this but I’d like to see them aim higher than Fast and Furious garbage and capeshit.
>Graig
Seek help
If i was a filthy rich Saudi Arabia sheikh, I would buy out EON and make Barbara frick off forever. 60's James Bond period pieces, no woke nonsense because I financed it, only white cast and get Guy Ritchie to direct (UNCLE was excellent) and reunite him with Cavill as Bond, Sydney Sweeney as Bond girl, Frida Gustavvson and some other exotic Euro babes as side girls, make the whole thing a and have it be a comfy love letter to the 60's and Fleming full of joie de vivre.
*make the whole thing a joy to watch
>that collage
Good Lord. And I’m surprised no foreign entity has done this yet. Just making something good at this point would be so incredibly subversive to the American Anal Empire, it would be more damaging than any conceivable military or kinetic warfare action. Even China should recognize the strategic value in mogging the intelligence/media apparatus.
Certainly not a Black person.
the one true choice
>whole film is him hiding from the villain
>Likes fast cars
>Plays chess
>Treats women as a commodity
>Has intimacy issues
>Is islam
>Can fire guns of any kind
>Doesn't have love for his country
Perfect modern day Bond casting. We can work on the accent.
he also has british citizenship.
he meets all quotas
>he meets all quotas
he's not white
he is with enough and they could sell this as progressive
>progressive
that means black, latinx, gay and trans all together
Bond isn't bald
he should be if he doesnt want to stand out
Fassbender or Hardy are the only acceptable choices here. All of the Black folk are immediately out, Murphy looks too old, Holland is too twinky, Hemsworth is too Reddit
I don't have an absolutelydisgusting.jpg big enough for this. Delete the yank and the kraut immediately.
If i had to make a black 007, i would cast Kevin Hart.
>elba
too old
>page
I think he could play a bond-like character, but I dont want a black bond
>kaluuya
too thuggish
>michael jordan
not british
>boyega
too ugly
>murphy
too old
>holland
twink
>hemsworth
mediocre actor
>fassbender
too old
>hardy
too thuggish
I think pattinson is the best choice if you go with a celebrity casting but im sure there's some semi unknown white british actor in his early 30s who can play bond
>Pattinson
Would be perfect for a modern Bond but he just had to go and do fricking capeshit. God, I DESPISE capeshit so much. So many good actors and actresses for Bond movies lost on that stupid shit. Sidenote, I don't want Nolan ANYWHERE NEAR a Bond movie after he made some literally who nog the main protagonist of that awful movie Tenet and made based Patts play second fiddle to him. God, it was bad. He's no different than any other wokie director. Good Bond material, though.
The entire movie was so disappointing, the entire time you can’t stop imagining how much better it would have been with Pattinson in the lead. Just embarrassing.
This. As TLM and other countless race-swapped slop has showed. Not even thirdies. asians or blacks care for it. They want things to be the way they always were. White protagonist being awesome. It's all just insane rhetoric pushed by deranged elites who live in a ego bubble divorced from the real world. I talked with this Algerian guy at work about it and he said if they make Bond black anything but a straight white guy, he wouldn't watch it even for free. Clearly, no race likes this shit.
Vampireboy would actually make a kino bond. His performance was one of the only good things from Tenet.
>Elba
way, way too old at this point to even be in the conversation anymore
>Page
definitely the best pick from the listed black actors, but bond should be white. could make a decent supporting character/antagonist.
>Kaluuya
Too wimpy. I couldn't suspend belief enough to think he'd ever beat anyone in a fight. On top of that, he has zero charisma
>Jordan
American
>Boyega
Looks like a wimp, is unlikable irl, shit actor. probably would be the worst bond out of everyone in the image.
>Murphy
Would be a really weird pick for Bond. Even when he was younger, he wouldn't fit the role at all. He'd do better as a bond villain.
>Holland
He's a 5'7 twink who looks perpetually 15 years old.
>Hemsworth
Has all the qualities to be an ok bond, but i just don't see it.
>Fassbender
Probably the best pick in the image, but too old at this point
>Hardy
Looks too much like a street thug to be Bond
If it had to be someone currently famous, the best Bonds would be Pattinson or Cavill imo. I'd prefer if they'd give the role to some no name guy though.
Nicholas Hoult is an option. atj or dan stevens are fine for me. just need a good director
>Nicholas Hoult is an option
Just to clarify.
Scottish
6' 2".
37 year old.
No. He looks like he would burst out of a suit. Might as well cast Dwayne Johnson then.
>yeah, i want a WWE character, please
When have they ever given it to someone who was already a known star?
Every time, anon. Listen, I really hate this narrative that's pushed here for the express purpose of bashing Cavill. Moore was huge when he was cast, Dalton and Brosnan were established and favourites for years to be James Bond. The only ones who fall under this is Connery and Lazenby. Even Graig was picking up some steam with Layer Cake (not that he wasn't a huge miscast) so most of them were known stars. This narrative needs to be curbed once and for all cause it's clearly a lie. Dalton and especially Brosnan were once passed over and thought of as long shots for the part before they snatched it when it came around for the second time. Just like Cavill. The writing is on the wall.
Seaniel Craiggery.
Timothierce Dalsnan.
(Unironically I want a one-off Old Bond movie with Dalton)
Dalton as Sherlock Holmes would be kino. Throw
in Brosnan as Moriarty and Brian Cox as Watson
and I'm there.
cant they cast a non british since James Bond's mom was a swiss
Hemsworth is a shoe in but he wouldn't do it. The other best Bond was also Australian, the superior British phenotype.
ctrl+f: Timothée Chalamet
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wtf, Cinemaphile? i thought you were based?
we are not discusing for a Bond girl casting
Based. Unironically though, the hard part of the new movie will be how they treat Bond girls. Ideally, they could go for the Kara route where they're cute and hot but not overly sexualized (which is what I prefer, personally) but you know damn well they'll go for dysgenic mutt prostitutes or......even worse.
>Unironically though, the hard part of the new movie will be how they treat Bond girls
make them the secret vilain
The Elektra route. Yeah, it could be kino. It worked before and unless they make it political, it could work again.
but they will never cast a good looking woman
Sadly, yeah. We all know what they're going for.
i hope they cast this for the bad guy role
It could be kino. A smart director would sell it as stunning and brave but send very clear messages and it could turn into kino. Maybe he wants to pump estrogen into the water supply or make some estrogen virus and turn everyone into troons.
>No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to dilate
KINO
this is probably the most clever troll image I've ever seen
separating black actors from white actors on different rows
sprinkling in an American and Australian
it's perfectly designed to piss off everybody
Pattinson
Brosnan always went all out with his pain faces. I'm not the only one who noticed because there's this guy on youtube who made a video of all the times Brosnan made a pain face during his Bond run.
he looked so sad before the project
When you have such a fricking KINO face like Brosnan, you use it to the fullest. I loved these moments. Brosnan is bar none my favourite Bond. Experiencing TWIE premiering back in the day was something else. I love Brosnan. Always have, always will.
He looks much more in-shape here than he did in the movie.
My only wish is brosnan made the film like casino royale and doing his own stunt. You got complete package, look wise he's had the most charm as bond and with the movie shoot like craig's casino royale it will be kino
Fassbender is easily the best out of those. Cillian, Holland and Hemsworth clearly don't fit the part.
>Fassbender
because he's gay?
Oh god what the frick
These are all shit choices
Craig was a shit choice too but some of his films were pretty solid
You need a brosnan or Connery tier bond to get the series back on track
None of these homosexuals
Go ahead and eliminate everyone there except for fassbender and maybe Murphy
Tom is the only one "young enough" to be reasonable to start in a new 10 year old franchise.
I'd personally pick Nicholas Hoult (actually born in Britian too)
>cillian murphy
Just did a fookin international espionage…
No good options here. Holland is far too young. Fassbender, Hardy, and Murphy ae all too old. Hemsworth is in the right age range, but doesn't have the right look or the charisma, IMO.
Henry Cavill would be a far better choice than anyone here.
Elba but too old :/
Cavill maybe but he doesn't have the subtlety
Tom Hardy I think good choice
He has a license to kill, not steal
not a Black person
Greta Thunberg bond 26
Anyone over the age of 35 should be ruled out. There's no serious debate about that. The next James Bond needs to be convincing as an action star for 12-15 years. Anyone over 35 before they even start the role is too fricking old to be Bond.
That leaves Daniel Kaluuya, John Boyega and Tom Holland from your list. If any of those 3 can play serious and high-class, I've not seen it.
>Anyone over the age of 35 should be ruled out. There's no serious debate about that.
Of course there's debate. Four of the six actors who have played Bond for Eon to date were over 35 when they took on the role. Half of them where 40+. Only Connery and Lazenby were younger, and both of them had the benefit of looking older than they were. Connery also aged the worst of any actor in the role. If anything, no one significantly *under* 35 should be considered.
>The next James Bond needs to be convincing as an action star for 12-15 years.
15 years is too long for anyone to play Bond. The only one that's stuck around that long was Craig, and even he did only because of how long it took to make this final entry. Moore stayed around for 12 and got very stale in his later films. No one else has stayed around for more than a decade, and that should be instructive.
The days of getting 5+ Bond films out of a single actor are over, or ought to be. Unless they can get back to three years between entries, even 4 is pushing it.
>Who should be Bond?
Henry Cavill.
>Who directs it
John Milius
deep fake dalton who was the perfect bond
I remember when the bong press went crazy for the 2nd brosnan movie because his car was a bmw and now it's full on congolese jungle apes
Most of these are too big names or not classy enough.