Bond 26

What are your hopes for it?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black person, Black person AND homosexual

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That Nolan gets what he wants, if what that guy writes is true

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me, it's my waifu Lucy Boynton as Mrs. Moneypenny.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that Nolan
      That FREAK

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's never going to happen
      Tarantino wanted to make a period setting for Bond and EoN didn't want it.
      Bond will remain in modern setting because that's what Broccoli wants.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >because that's what Broccoli wants
        Why is the opinion of a flatulent vegetable even relevant to this discussion?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          because she owns the franchise
          typical nepo baby situation

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        EON are just smart enough to know that Tarantino would have made a Tarantino film instead of a Bond film. Nolan made Batman. I mean can you imagine a Tarantino Batman ffs? It would be kino but it would also be an anomaly that would do nothing to create or further a viable franchise that could be picked up and carried along by the next director in line.
        Nolan can make a film like that and therefore would have much greater negotiating power with EON. If he wants to take it back to the Ian Flemming novels then it also means he wants to create something uniquely Bond rather than generic action crap which to be honest is currently the greatest risk for the longevity of the Bond franchise with zoomers. Bond needs to have an identity that stands out. Is EON smart enough to know this though? Debatable.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You just know it needs to feature a black woman scientist

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if black woman Q is the compromise to having the rest of the movie untouched, i'd take it.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    More blacks and gays and women. Oh also russia are the bad guys!

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want them to leave Bond alone - at least for an extended period of time - as I have no real hope it will be good.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They'll announce Aaron Taylor-Johnson as the new 007 in the next few months. Make of that what you will.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not surprised a hack like Nolan wants to make it a dumb period piece. Jesus fricking christ, he'll destroy the franchise and his troglodyte fans will thank him for it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, making it a period piece would absolutely demolish the franchise even worse than NTTD. It's admitting the character is irrelevant and a cliche, undoing what GoldenEye did.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's admitting the character is irrelevant and a cliche
        Nolan unironically want to redpill whole world about James Bond

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          The whole 'take Bond back to the 50s/60s' you often see anons arguing for has them fail to recognise that it would be nothing more than a cosmetic change. It does nothing to protect it from the problems that plague the current creative industry nor does it magically guarantee that they don't repeat the same problems they did with the Craig-run.

          James Bond is the character in Dr. No created by Terence Young and Sean Connery. That's the Bond the whole world knows and loves, not the Fleming one. The reason you can continue Bond forever is because he's the timeless male ideal put into one character. I read the Fleming novels and the Bond in that is a complete bore, nowhere near the exhilarating playboy spy in the movies.
          >nor does it magically guarantee that they don't repeat the same problems they did with the Craig-run.
          Craig was the problem with the Craig run. He pushed for most of the creative decisions that made people hate his movies, even brought in Phoebe Waller in the last one. With him gone, we'll just get Brosnan-style kino. Yes, there'll be some race/sex changes but mostly it'll be fun, lighthearted action kino.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not surprised a hack like Nolan wants to make it a dumb period piece. Jesus fricking christ, he'll destroy the franchise and his troglodyte fans will thank him for it

        The whole 'take Bond back to the 50s/60s' you often see anons arguing for has them fail to recognise that it would be nothing more than a cosmetic change. It does nothing to protect it from the problems that plague the current creative industry nor does it magically guarantee that they don't repeat the same problems they did with the Craig-run.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The whole 'take Bond back to the 50s/60s' you often see anons arguing for has them fail to recognise that it would be nothing more than a cosmetic change.
          Nah, we all know full well that they won't allow anything based to be made in Current Year, and as such would prefer literally nothing to whatever slop they're going to put out over the next decade or so
          But when they take their heads out of their asses and decide to make good, faithful movies again, period pieces would be preferable
          That's all

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Eon gets paid millions by Aston Martin and Omega watches and whatever other product placement deals they have. Making a period film immediately removes that free money. No way in hell they allow a period piece.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Also, the thing that all the autists can't seem to understand, Bond is perceived as the big British blockbuster. It acts as a tourism ad for the country, escapist power fantasies for every middle-manager and higher in London who goes to work in suit, and evidence that the UK is still a relevant player in making blockbusters.
              Making it a period piece undoes all of that because it's no longer "check out what Britain's up to", it instead becomes "check out when Britain used to be relevant"

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bond is the most prestigious film franchise, not only that but the biggest and most luxurious brands want a piece of Bond. Too much money. Unbelievable amounts of money.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's a perfect fit
      taking back in time would be the ideal move

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, if you're a fricking moron

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          who would you pick to helm the franchise bucko?
          bond is a standard actioner, something nolan excels in

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >who would you pick to helm the franchise bucko?
            I will forever be pissed that we never saw Danny Boyle's film.
            Martin Campbell is an obvious good pick though. Really, anyone competent. The problem is normally Broccoli, Purvis and Wade.
            >bond is a standard actioner, something nolan excels in
            lmao sorry, I didn't realise you were trolling

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in the modern era

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can see them giving Bond a team like in those Mission Impossible movies where he has a bunch of mystery meats give him directions and they use the power of friendship to save the day.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        she*

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >last Bond was a Russian homosexual midget
          >the ones in line to replace him are israeli groomed twink, obvious homosexual and a mutt
          IT'S OVER

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >israeli Bond
            If they'll do that, it would mean they're afraid and openly try to assert dominance.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It'll happen precisely because of that. Everything, especially now, are about politics.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      in the modern era, meaning half the cast is black

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even if it were a retro Bond, they would still have a multicultural cast and modern politics etc

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It will be respectful to the plots of the original books
      >But we decided to cast half of the cast as black chappies because Larry Fink is holding a financial gun to our heads

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ayo that homie sussy wussy frfr ngl ong FAX yeeeeeeeee

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >have the movie take place in the 60s
      >actually Britain was always mostly indians and blacks and women were the top operatives since forever, bigot
      aside from that i really hate the idea of having bond movies being a time period setting it is out of place, lame and only invites the worst kind of hindsight 20/20 writing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        But imagine if Nolan had decided to make Oppenheimer a Bond movie instead of a historical drama, with Oppenheimer as the villain.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Period piece would be kino, but instead make it a complete prequel, not another adaptation of Casino but a WW2 movie about special operations and the origin of the 00 branch. With the Bond character being some kind of commando type being recruited, showing him as the cruel hardass putting on the secret agent veneer.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They would just give you something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvwDen1Wrx8

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        cavil is embarrassing

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >we need a lead actor in our spy thriller that isn't James Bond
          >is it going to flop?
          >Of course!
          >I know just the actor...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't Casino already THE prequel?? Bond getting his status, first "heartbreak" with Vesper, getting his vasectomy. Doesn't it pretty much showcase the origin of everything?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you ready for Cillian Murphy Bond?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's far too old now. I can see him playing a kino villain though.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm open to different ideas and re-imagination of the character. As long as he kicks ass. The other thing is that he should be trans or queer.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The modern era is boring because technology takes the excitement out of things when it's so ubiquitous

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nolan has the right idea. I think they'll just end up doing the modern reboots though; tie-ins and product placement is too much of an appeal for Amazon/EON to be willing to put the longterm health and success of the franchise over immediate money.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Period Bond produced by Amazon? Say hello to Black M in the oh-so-diverse 1960's England, and a Bond that refuses to utter any ribald double-entendres towards women because of his esteeming respect for them.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd kind of want faithful adaptation of the Blofeld trilogy, since we never really got Bond and Blofeld becoming bitter rivals who want to murder each other more than anything. Also Blofeld's extensive physical changes between books would be interesting to see in live action

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jane who?
    Jane Bond, sir. She's a British secret agent. She's probably here to get the secret codes to Operation Mansplain VII. What'll we do, sir?
    >Jane Bond? Seriously? A chick? They sent a CHICK? (sighs in disgust) What the frick were they thinking?
    O.K., here's what you do....have one of the men secure the codes, take them to the kitchen, hide them in a peanut butter jar and screw the lid on really, really, tight, so she can't open it. Then put it on the top shelf and remove all the chairs so she won't be able to reach it, the codes will be perfectly safe. Next, tell the gift shop to broadcast that they're having a 50% sale on all designer shoes, israeliteelry, and handbags. b***hes can't resist a sale on designer shoes, israeliteelry, and handbags. Then have your smallest and weakest guard go to the gift shop and overpower her while she's trying on shoes. Have him put her in the empty pool in the east wing that's still under construction, and cover it with a glass ceiling. Everybody knows b***hes can't break through a glass ceiling unless a man does it for them. After that, I'll deal with her personally at my leisure.
    Very good, sir.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Christopher Nolan presents
    James Bond in
    "You Only Get Gibs Twice"

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. Let Nolan do whatever he wants.
    2. Stay out of his business.
    3. I fricking mean it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      rip sound design

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >his favourite Bond is Timothy Dalton
      KINO
      Nolan for Bond or GTFO

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They need to go back to the campiness of the Moore era. Nolan is unable to deliver that level of comfy.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn live in the timeline Clive Owen got the role in 2006 for Casino Royale with Mads and Eva
    >ywn see the best Bond that ever was, a perfect mix of Sean Connery and Timothy Dalton

    I HATE BARBARA
    I HATE BARBARA
    I HATE BARBARA
    I HATE BARBARA

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The name is Bond, James Bond.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he turned down the role himself lol he left us to deal with that charmless blonde monkey

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I understand not wanting to sleep with Barbara but imagine it, anon. Him in a movie as good as that with Mads Mikkelsen and Eva Green. Hell, I'd accept black Felix as long as Clive was in. I will forever be haunted by this. Casino Royale could have been a true masterpiece.

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