Bond. James Bond.

Bond. James Bond.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cel. Volcel.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Vol
      Nice cope

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, IT'S NOT THAT I'M A REPELENT PIECE OF SHIT UGLY STINKY MALE, IS JUST THAT I REFUSE TO HAVE SEX

        >Henry cavill can’t get a date
        ???

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, IT'S NOT THAT I'M A REPELENT PIECE OF SHIT UGLY STINKY MALE, IS JUST THAT I REFUSE TO HAVE SEX

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      More likely he’s gay and doesn’t treat women will the deference that men trying to get laid do.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just looked it up and it looks like he's dated hot women. Is there a story or what?

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    aids, box office aids

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mission Impossible Fallout 791.7 million USD

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's just cope, the brand and tom cruise was the main catch

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          cope

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Charisma. Zero charisma.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you don't need it when you look like that

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Daniel Craig was known for his charisma.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Graig legit did have that kind of British pub thug charisma and more importantly could just plain act. I like Cavill, he seems like a cool dude in general but he's just so damn wooden in every performance he gives.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Bond needs charisma and an actor who can emote. Cavill has a big jaw but is otherwise an awkward twerp.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hands. Smol hands.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Small Hands is a good name for a Villain.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He dared to defend himself against feminists. He will never get any big role ever.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was already in that uncle movie or whatever it is and I didn’t like it. I think he’s better as a super hero

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's too autistic to pass as bond

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bored. Dead Bored.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >blocks your path

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      better option. cavill would've been a good choice 10 years ago.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everything I've seen him in he's way too smug and smarmy. Not sure if he can pull of the Bond Charisma without looking like a total douchebag.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        the point of an actor is to be the way they need to be for a movie? he'll actually be fine for the role, not his fault he's always getting the smug part

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He would be great, but he'd need to change his voice.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has too much of a roguish vibe to play Bond

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Henry vs Aaron for this version of Bond:

      https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GxHTajL5wDvQhOdTtszHZtcPVh2DUyzN1SKlRbBmP78/edit?usp=drivesdk

      who would you cast as the two villains, as Felix, and as Bond girl Dr. Sally Fuchs-Welle?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was expecting a poll, what is this schizo garbage

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here (you) go

          https://strawpoll.com/eJnvvoQq4nv

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        cool, who wrote this

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I did, why? Cringe?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            kinda liked anyways aaron would be cool

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      All the Bond girls would have to be in their 60’s

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cavill isn't an actor, he's just the world's most successful cosplayer.

    CAPTCHA "4SS TP"
    Kek toilet paper for your ass

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not happening. The next Bond actor will be in his 30s, and this much has been confirmed by the producers.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The next Bond actor will be in his 30s, and this much has been confirmed by the producers.
      >Born: 7 December 1982 (age 40)
      Frick.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't imagine Richard Harrow as Bond.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cel.
    INcel.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he was distracted and a bad actor
      >uhhh but ignore the fact that he was on point for every single scene, was the best actor in the entire show and probably the only person in the entire production that actually cared about the source material

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know damn well if it wasn't bullshit on this level Netflix wouldn't have fired such a major star. Also you saying he was the best actor in the show makes me question, I saw no Witcher but every other thing I've seen him in he's the worst actor by a mile.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          His contract was up and he decided to leave the piece of shit show. Frick you, you disingenuous c**t.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah he decided of his own free will to leave the show that was supposedly his baby just because his contract was up. Tell me again what an awesome actor he is lol.

            And by the way, I give zero shits about any of that drama. If the dude could emote on screen he'd be great as Bond, just like he could have been great as Superman. But he can't fricking act so it's like watching a cardboard cutout try to pretend to have emotion.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >disagrees with one female writer butchering the story and has no other factual complaints about him
      >evil conservative incel

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ummm based?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want to grow up and be based so I can get fired from something I helped create because I'm too much of a sperg to interact like a normal human. Ohhh... to be so based!

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was doing them a favor by playing a low status gaymer role because he personally liked it. Then he was likely surrounded by gay mafia and femoid morons who want to ruin everything about it. He has no motivation to partake in that.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >likely

            Sounds super based to have his show ruined by the evil gay media.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reddit
      kys

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Learn what incel means, the left and trannies are filled with these

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Learn what incel means
        Someone who disagrees with, or neglects to propagate, progressive talking points.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The guy can't act. Pass.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    B-b-bond.....James uh....Bond...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give me one good reason this wouldn't work.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        For one, not born in Britain.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Too much charisma

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you fricking crazy? he's literally too ripped for the role. you cant be that shredded and be a secret agent. just looks too silly

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          and the Terminator looked like a bodybuilder, nice infiltration unit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Too masculine

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why can't this amputated prostitute of a woman not get a suit that fits? ffs clownworld.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They likely just don't make them that small.
        Also...
        >training shoes with a suit
        Literally only low class petty criminals ever do something so trashy

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It shouldn't be hard.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too handsome. I want a connery type man of the streets. A bruiser.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    James bond is supposed to be a ladies man. Not a ladyman

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's too chad

    bond wasn't pure chad like that

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't be serious.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd suck him dry, no homo.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bong,
    James Bong

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the actual frick is this thing?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was aborted at 6 months but lived

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like the final guy Sylvester Stallone kills in Cobra

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's handsome but so boring I couldn't watch the Witcher series although I really liked Geralt in Witcher3.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would Bond fans watch a movie where the lead actor is a Conservative gamer dude?
    If you look at new movies, they always make sure to have modern sensibilities to politics in mind.
    Take a look at the new Star Wars. Or most Disney movies.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disney has always catered to what they think the widest culture is which usually means chasing what they see as modern politics at any given time.

      Cavill keeps his politics mostly to himself and him being into video games is an asset. But the sad fact is that he just sucks at acting and that gets in the way of everything. I

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wooden as frick and no charisma.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      exactly like Lazenby and people like for some reason that shit movie

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bond, Chud Bond.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ladies and fricking gentlemen.
    Bond.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He already had his shot

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I AM BOND

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bold. Bold choice

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There’s a procedure to destroy brown pigment in the eye.
    You’d think he’d get it done. That brown in his eye is very distracting.

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