>Bond meets the most beautiful woman on the planet
>Does not sleep with her
Who wrote this?
>Bond meets the most beautiful woman on the planet. >Does not sleep with her
>Bond meets the most beautiful woman on the planet
>Does not sleep with her
Who wrote this?
Not even in top 5 bond girls
this, OP is a moron. Pam, Kara, Domino, Solitaire, Elektra, Xenia all mog her to oblivion.
Not even in the top 5 of the Craig era.
Because she's not a Bond girl. She's a Bond woman.
>She will never moan, "¡que rico!" into your ear
Just fricking kill me honestly I beg you please bros
for me, she will. because i believe in it.
Dude just put her voice through elevenlabs and get her to say anything you want.
I feel you fren. I sympathize.
>"¡que rico!"
my coomer weakness
They seriously got fricking Ana de Armas and didn't have Bond frick her? Bond is dead
Go watch the scene. It's so fricking malicious and subversive. She acts disgusted at the implication and basically telling the male audience off for even expecting that. I've never seen a more EVIL movie than this.
She was too busy doing Black Widow acrobatics for there to be a copulation scene.
>acts disgusted
It was flirty you autist
nope, she rejected him to subvert Bond moments where the side girl falls for Bond due to
I thought she was flirty and a little nervous, but not outright rejecting him.
It's less "ew I'm disgusted" it's "we literally met 30 seconds ago and we have a job to do"
They part on good terms and she even flirtatiously says "next time, stay longer".
Yes, exactly.
That's not how I remember it. She was going to watch him change clothes and he made her turn around a corner of the secret lair they were in.
how do these outfits work when shes obviously not wearing a bra?
do they wear nipple covers or tape underneath?
You've really never seen a woman wear pasties before?
they hold the dress in place, some use double sided tape but i guess for very big productions theres a more sophisticated method
They should make Ana the new bond.
no.
John Wick spinoff upcoming.
Phoebe Walled b***h,no kidding.
>Bond meets the most beautiful woman on the planet
That is not Olga Kurylenko.
I've never watched a 007 movie, where should I start? Which one has the best action scenes? What's the best one?
Ive only seen the Skyfall intro because of the Adele song
Goldeneye is the best Bond film. Casino Royale's the only other Bond film worth watching besides it.
Connery era.
Start at the beginning, like you do all film franchises.
I skipped Iron Man 1 and 2 because those movies are too old
>most beautiful woman on the planet
Remove fakeup
>the low class immigrant nurse girl looks like a low class immigrant nurse girl
Wow
women disgust me, theyre hideous, no homo
>Cinemaphile posts pics from a role where the actress is intentionally uglied up to claim theyre ugly
moronic
something about that bulldogesque face on women makes me AWOOOGA.
Sometimes its too risky. I once noped the frick out from some femme fatale that wanted me to help her "carry bags of clothing" across the Shenzen border into Hong Kong. I banged her first of course but it was a risk I was willing to take.
Based anon frickin CCP prostitutes and then no-selling them
Wait, that was Ana de Armas?!
I didn't recognize her.
I date some pretty decent chicks but sometimes I come across one that's a real semen demon and I can't help but be mad at the thought I'll NEVER get to tap that.
Yeah. I'm betting the days of Bond being a womanizer is over.
>tfw no autistic cuban-american spy gf
it's over
This chick was unironically worse than Latasha Lynch; a waifish 5-foot 90-pound girl who's all cutesy and innocent until the shooting starts, then she suddenly turns into a TOTAL HECKIN BADASS. It was like something out of a Joss Whedon movie. Actually NTTD overall is probably the worst Bond movie by a long shot.
She was not worse than the black. If the movie was just Bond taking a hot cutie well-trained latina greenhorn on her first mission for the whole runtime, it would have been a fun rompy b-plot. The main plot is still terrible, no fixing that, but the one singular part of the movie I liked was that little scene fight/escape scene.
She's so beautiful. I'm starting to think Ben Affleck may be moronic for going back to J-Ho
I'd rather struggle to not pitch tent while Sophie Marceau is giving me bdsm to death than have to rub up against Ana's rubber breasts for one second.
Pecho frio
Her character was easily the best part of that shitpile of a film. The whole movie should have been her and Bond in Cuba.
Agreed. I remember the boat sinking and her and Bond in Cuba. Nothing else.