>Bond meets the most beautiful woman on the planet. >Does not sleep with her

>Bond meets the most beautiful woman on the planet
>Does not sleep with her

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not even in top 5 bond girls

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this, OP is a moron. Pam, Kara, Domino, Solitaire, Elektra, Xenia all mog her to oblivion.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not even in the top 5 of the Craig era.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because she's not a Bond girl. She's a Bond woman.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >She will never moan, "¡que rico!" into your ear
    Just fricking kill me honestly I beg you please bros

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for me, she will. because i believe in it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude just put her voice through elevenlabs and get her to say anything you want.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel you fren. I sympathize.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"¡que rico!"
      my coomer weakness

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They seriously got fricking Ana de Armas and didn't have Bond frick her? Bond is dead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go watch the scene. It's so fricking malicious and subversive. She acts disgusted at the implication and basically telling the male audience off for even expecting that. I've never seen a more EVIL movie than this.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She was too busy doing Black Widow acrobatics for there to be a copulation scene.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >acts disgusted
        It was flirty you autist

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nope, she rejected him to subvert Bond moments where the side girl falls for Bond due to

          Phoebe Walled b***h,no kidding.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I thought she was flirty and a little nervous, but not outright rejecting him.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I thought she was flirty and a little nervous, but not outright rejecting him.

            It's less "ew I'm disgusted" it's "we literally met 30 seconds ago and we have a job to do"

            They part on good terms and she even flirtatiously says "next time, stay longer".

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, exactly.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not how I remember it. She was going to watch him change clothes and he made her turn around a corner of the secret lair they were in.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do these outfits work when shes obviously not wearing a bra?
    do they wear nipple covers or tape underneath?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You've really never seen a woman wear pasties before?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they hold the dress in place, some use double sided tape but i guess for very big productions theres a more sophisticated method

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should make Ana the new bond.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      John Wick spinoff upcoming.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Phoebe Walled b***h,no kidding.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bond meets the most beautiful woman on the planet
    That is not Olga Kurylenko.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never watched a 007 movie, where should I start? Which one has the best action scenes? What's the best one?
    Ive only seen the Skyfall intro because of the Adele song

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Goldeneye is the best Bond film. Casino Royale's the only other Bond film worth watching besides it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Connery era.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Start at the beginning, like you do all film franchises.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I skipped Iron Man 1 and 2 because those movies are too old

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >most beautiful woman on the planet
    Remove fakeup

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the low class immigrant nurse girl looks like a low class immigrant nurse girl
      Wow

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      women disgust me, theyre hideous, no homo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Cinemaphile posts pics from a role where the actress is intentionally uglied up to claim theyre ugly
      moronic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      something about that bulldogesque face on women makes me AWOOOGA.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes its too risky. I once noped the frick out from some femme fatale that wanted me to help her "carry bags of clothing" across the Shenzen border into Hong Kong. I banged her first of course but it was a risk I was willing to take.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based anon frickin CCP prostitutes and then no-selling them

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, that was Ana de Armas?!
    I didn't recognize her.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I date some pretty decent chicks but sometimes I come across one that's a real semen demon and I can't help but be mad at the thought I'll NEVER get to tap that.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah. I'm betting the days of Bond being a womanizer is over.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no autistic cuban-american spy gf
      it's over

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This chick was unironically worse than Latasha Lynch; a waifish 5-foot 90-pound girl who's all cutesy and innocent until the shooting starts, then she suddenly turns into a TOTAL HECKIN BADASS. It was like something out of a Joss Whedon movie. Actually NTTD overall is probably the worst Bond movie by a long shot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was not worse than the black. If the movie was just Bond taking a hot cutie well-trained latina greenhorn on her first mission for the whole runtime, it would have been a fun rompy b-plot. The main plot is still terrible, no fixing that, but the one singular part of the movie I liked was that little scene fight/escape scene.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's so beautiful. I'm starting to think Ben Affleck may be moronic for going back to J-Ho

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather struggle to not pitch tent while Sophie Marceau is giving me bdsm to death than have to rub up against Ana's rubber breasts for one second.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pecho frio

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her character was easily the best part of that shitpile of a film. The whole movie should have been her and Bond in Cuba.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. I remember the boat sinking and her and Bond in Cuba. Nothing else.

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