>boomer millenials were shitting and pissing themselves laughing over the cringe jokes these retarded movies had

>boomer millenials were shitting and pissing themselves laughing over the cringe jokes these moronic movies had

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    meanwhile your generation is still choosing pronouns and looking for things to be buttmad about

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      go play with your funkos millenial manchild

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you here? Are you too ugly for tiktok?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't PLAY with funkos, boomer. They are displayed in expensive cabinetry like the fine china they are.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >china
          >fine
          I'm not a communist, no thanks

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remembers my parents renting it in blockbuster and we saw it together with my sister, it was very cringe as we were little (I was 10, my sister 13), and all the sexual jokes fell flat, I think my dad took out the movie when that fat lady dies in the garage door.
    They felt really bad cause it was inapropiate but back then it was big phenomenon.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      some
      Of the shit in these movies is viscerally cringe but it's fascinating to watch. I see it in the same vein of entertainment as watching the UK version of the office. The discomfort is the entertainment

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >watching shitty UK remakes
        why

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          ebin master bait

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gr8 b8

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the fricking point is that the jokes are cringe. it's a parody of horror and comedy at the same time.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This
      This thread is a psyop to get ppl to quote this lit af movie but still, anon is right

      "I thought you loved me."
      "Oh, I did, baby, I did. But being in abstinence makes you wonder new things about yourself. That's right Cindy, I'm gay. And in case you haven't noticed, so is Ray"

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    These weren't regular comedy, this was edgy comedy. Zoomers normalised it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      dude zoomers are so edgy

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spoof is no talent bottom of the barrel garbage.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it can be done well, and Scary Movie is one of the better ones, believe it or not.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh boomers
    >muh millennials
    Today on another episode of: Zoomers b***hing

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it still holds up

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it but Scary Movie 3 is way better.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      3 is the only good one

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Scary Movie 1&2 = satire
      >Scary Movie 3+ = parody

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tom, I'll need a ride home.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      3 is the only good one

      I remember laughing my ass off at their parody of The Ring cursed videotape because The Ring deeply and truly scared the frick out of me as a kid

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the first one that wasn't written and directed by the Wayans Brothers. It was written by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, and directed by David Zucker. Then those guys went onto make the moronic parodies: Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, etc.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I watched 300 and it was shit

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, Friedberg and Seltzer wrote the first one. Scary Movie 3 was directed by David Zucker but was written by Craig Mazin, the chernobyl guy

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Meet the Spartans is p funny actually

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >liking any Scary Movie besides the first.
      Holy frick zoomers are the worse.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not liking scary movie 2

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          everything chris elliot has ever done has been the definition of trying too hard.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            shit opinion
            shit taste
            must be a zoomer

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              older than you. also white.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t. juan ramon rodriguez born 1994 i swear i'm white guys

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait till you zoomer homosexuals get drafted.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOO DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY HECKIN' UNFUNNY COMEDY NOOO
      For as much as you homosexuals hate israelites, you always love the most israeli shit

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based OP. Scary Movie is literally made for the lowest common denominator.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be a director with no talent whatsoever
    >Make a shitty film that would otherwise get a literal 0 star reviews
    >Say it's a "parody", "comedy", or "so bad it's good"
    >Get praised for making literal slop by moronic manchildren
    Bravo

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >seething over silly parody movies

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    kino ending

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >has to fllick the lighter twice to get a flame
      yikes why didn't they reshoot this

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >reshoot a scene for something innocuous
        >whole production is on a shoestring budget to maximize profits at the box office
        lol lmao even

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        being cool means you don't lose your cool even if you had to try the lighter 100 times.
        you non cool types will never understand

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scary Movie i part of the Student Bodies Ouroboros.
    Student Bodies was a 1981 slasher parody/spoof.
    Scream made it more serious, but kept some of the humor. But it's a very similar movie down to the main and side characters, the setting and the 2 killers.
    Scary Movie is a parody of Scream that is in the exact same vein as Student Bodies when it comes to the humor. Just a little less edgy. SB had realistic-looking cum coming out a phone and other sexual stuff that were way more explicit than anything in Scary Movie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      EWWWWWWWWWWW

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      EWWWWWWWWWWW

      From Malvert to Dewey to Doofy to Malvert again.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      zoomer here i enjoyed student bodies more than any scary movie

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this was peak kino when we watched it with my friends in our childhood
    you guys are just losers

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Topical comedy. Making jokes related to George W Bush isn't that funny anymore. You're complaining that it is no longer relevant.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Just because it's le funny doesn't mean it's a good film. Cinemaphile shitpost can be funny too, doesn't mean they're good or well-made.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That goal post is so far away I almost can't see it anymore.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >watches a comedy
      >laughs a lot
      >yeah but the plot didnt make any sense and wasn't well written so it's bad
      this is what zoomer brains actually believe

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't even laugh that much at Scary Movie. But just because something is funny does not mean it's good. Freddy got fingered certainly isn't a great film. Sometimes a film being bad can make it more funny.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You,re in the wrong thread. This IS a thread about if SM is funny or not, not if it's good you fricking autist.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Freddy got fingered certainly isn't a great film
          filtered

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          no one has EVER said SM films were "good" you fricking autist

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          scary movie 2 was funny, but it's just a bunch of parody sketches jammed together.
          freddy got fingered was funny and a good film. it isn't "funny because it's bad" like you plebbit freaks say, it was intentionally funny and followed the same pattern as the rest of tom green's stuff, which you never saw or understood.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that the one with the sexy ghost lady?

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Scary Movie
    Worse version of Scream and barely worth watching
    >Scary Movie 2
    Comedy genius. One of the greatest parodies ever made
    >Scary Movie 3
    Also hilarious. A bit more polished and a bit more obtuse
    >Scary Movie 4
    Underrated and great.
    >Scary Movie 5
    Disappointing but not awful
    >Disaster Movie, Epic Movie and Vampires Suck
    Terrible

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      cancer post
      2 is good, 3 is just about bearable but isn't even horror films anymore, anything beyond is poo poo
      not another teen movie was mediocre but gave me the girl with her vibrator scene to fap to

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not Another Teen Movie was so disappointing. Everyone telling me it's one of the better spoof movies and it ended up only having two good jokes and both were in the first ten minutes of the movie.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          its true

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It spoofed about 20-30 movies had you even seen She's All That and Varsity Blues at least?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Goddammit I should not have image searched this. What the frick?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              she doesnt seem trans at all, just seems to have a fake dick to get the troony chasers, in the pics that its out you never see it connected to the body and looks fake as frick

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not Another Teen Movie was so disappointing. Everyone telling me it's one of the better spoof movies and it ended up only having two good jokes and both were in the first ten minutes of the movie.

      Absolute shit taste.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3
    >1
    >4
    >2
    >Burn it with fire

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a quintessential zoomie (1999) and I died laughing over these movies.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    morons like moronic humor. Their age is irrelevant.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's funnier than anything a zoomer has come up with so far

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the most boomer thing to do is wanting to go to space

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the most boomer thing is wanting to live in a better world where people are honest, decent, and joyful.
      it makes me sick, the right way is to live in an endless ghetto filled with third world monstrosities and every facet of life is tainted with poison of the lowest order.
      that's what life is supposed to be.
      brb doing a tiktok selfie with my collection of mongrel and halfbreed associates that would set fire to me if the tv told them to

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Never give me a (you) again, fricking dirty israelite rat

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          delet your account right now

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Excuse me, can you not read? What did I just communicate with you through text earlier?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              that wasn't me. you can't even keep track of your conversations. Leave the internet already, you'll just embarrass yourself further.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >tHaT wAsN't Me
                Stoopid ratty sneaky israelite

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        > if the tv told them to

        Yet white people were the most compliant with covid tyranny and vaccinations

        Curious

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who are the guy and woman in the backseats? Don't remember them on scary movie 1

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve never known a generation as obsessed with those that came before them. And I’m nearly 40 so seen 2 generational changes now.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers still deciding to get trans lives or black lives matter tattooed on their foot

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do zoomers as in 14-20 year olds really use this website?

    I feel like the culture here is still people that lived through the golden age (30+) with a couple tourists (25+)

    Surely everyone younger than 25 is on some discord where they all call each other bro or bruh or whatever soulless rap trend speak they imitate lmao

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You weren't alive so you don't realise how fricking popular Scream was

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >were shitting and pissing themselves
    What is it with zoomers talking like the slow kid in 2nd grade that swore a lot?

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Takes himself so seriously he can't laugh at moronic parodic humor
    You're boring.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 and 2 unironically aged like milk.
    3 however is pic rel, an all time classic. didnt see any of the later ones.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is your brain on Zoom

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        nope

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          were you even alive when the commercials were on tv?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Absolutely kino.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        a boomer is more likely to enjoy 3 because it's done by the Airplane guys and has Leslie Nielsen.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will never not be in love with Cindy Campbell. Frick, Anna Faris is still gorgeous and I would kill for her right now.

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wayans brothers are the best to ever to do it, take your estrogen today, Alice

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The killer was Doofy all along and he was just mearly pretending to be moronic
    ngl, for a brainless spoof movie that was a good twist.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The blonde chick and the black chick in 3 were so hot.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    from the generation that has created absolutely nothing of value ever, nothing, not even an attempt: another thread of zoomers obsessing over their elders

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered hard. Zoomzoom

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong, we were busy laughing at Leslie Nielsen spoofs. Scary Movie was always considered a crass low quality copy

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scary Movie 1-3 were absolute kino

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