No fricking way! This shit is legit hilarious. Wtf was wrong with boomoids?
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>Boomers actually thought this pajeet looking mofo is badass
No fricking way! This shit is legit hilarious. Wtf was wrong with boomoids?
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Compared to Dirty Harry it's pretty bad.
I had second hand embarassment while watching it.
I remember some of the actions scenes being kino. I think the movie's worth watching just to see him fire the gun.
He's fine in Death Wish 1 and 2. He's this grieving husband with a daughter so he's supposed to look fairly over the hill. He even sort of gets fricked up if he isn't just blasting frickers with his gun. By 3, it get's a little ridiculous but it works because he's supposed to be an old guy fighting savage urban youth. No clue about 4 but I think that's the one where he gets a grenade launcher so it's probably amazing.
Be sure to check out Death Wish 2. He's against a small group that rape his maid and daughter so the kills are more personal. It's really cool to see him gradually hunt them down. He does it a bit in Death Wish 3 too but it's more cartoony and over the top.
>No clue about 4 but I think that's the one where he gets a grenade launcher so it's probably amazing.
4 is legitimately my favorite. It's so over the top it becomes pure kino. Even 5 is watchable. Overall good series.
>There are 5 Death Wish movies and the later ones are cool
Hot damn! I thought there were only 4 plus that Bruce Willis remake. You just made me night
>Be sure to check out Death Wish 2.
Been meaning to check it out for a while, I'll finally see how the series progresses.
It's kino. The evil bastards rape his maid and daughter so you REALLY want to see him kill those pieces of shit, also, some other neat trivia, the setting is moved to LA, the soundtrack is composed by Jimmy Page (yes, THAT Jimmy Page), and Laurence Fishburne is in it in one of his earliest roles (as one of the rapists).
Yep, Paul Kersey even uses said grenade-launcher to kill the main villain, see pic related.
As for 3, I like how action packed it is, it almost feels like 3D-era Liberty City.
Damn straight.
>THEY KILLED THE GIGGLER MAN!
it shits all over Her-ty troony
He does look weird as frick. I always found it distracting and never watched his movies. What is he Turkish or Hungarian or some weird fricking shit? Frick's up with this guy?
>Lithuanian immigrant father of Lipka Tatar ancestry and a Lithuanian mother.
KEEEEEEEEEEEK.
Sooo...Not white then.
he was lithuanian so a slav with a bit of mongol admixture
>Tatars
>Slavs
moron
i did say mongol admixture and GUESS what the tatars were, in part
>dude, if you're 12.5% black you're still black
>but if you're only 87.5% Turkic it makes you a Slav
Is this the American critical race theory I've been hearing so much about?
Tatars are Turkic you moron
Lithuanians are Baltic not Slav, absolute morons
Baltic is a region you stupid frick. The people there are slavs. Larp harder, shitskin.
Actually mentally challenged. Sad!
> We're part of the 1%!
Cope you can feel.
Baltic people are literally an ethnic group from the Baltic region, you knuckle dragging fricking moron. Go cope with being a dumb Indian.
Lithuanians are human beings, unlike slavs.
He's a manlet but doesn't look like a manlet
He should have made more movies with a stubble or even a full beard.
he didn't age too well but yea he was unlike other wannabe tough guys gym b***hes
the guy worked in the mines before fighting in ww2
Yep. No wonder he looked like this at the age of 50. If spending your entire childhood slaving in the coal mines of rural Pennsylvania so your mother and 14 siblings won't starve to death during the Great Depression doesn't make you tough I don't know what does.
Mirin
mirin the forearms
Start working on the mines for those forearms.
>dat manly huge dick with head definition
>that girl's swinging hips
I joined the thread to make fun of the zoombie OP, not to question my sexuality and discover that I'm bi and want to be the meat in a CB/Jill Ireland sandwich.
>question my sexuality and discover that I'm bi
You've always been a homosexual you subhuman homo.
Sorry the best we can do now are twinks and ladyboys like zendaya.
Where's the sex in those? They all look pretty but sexless to me. I guess that Z girl has some nice nips, but that's about it.
This should've stayed in the drafts you dumb homosexual.
He's born from Lithuanian parents
He looks like Tommy Lee Jones with a mustache.
Unironically too high t for zoomers to even comprehend, not a single actor under 40 today is a masculine as him at anytime even if they take tons of steroids
He literally looks pajeet/SEAnig
People from there born when he was born were much smaller, a man’s man, what if your dad was actually a badass
Now you are just being moronic. Oh wait, you always were
Say that to my face, fricker, not online.
you don't know what looks threatening and what doesn't, you're a moron
>Old white guy shoots blacks and other smelly minorities
Doesn't get much better than that
>Turkic
>White
>anons feel they need to dump on something just to start a thread on something they love
tsk tsk
Boomers thought that wig was incredibly convincing
> Homosexual israeli manlets kvetching about Charles "More Manly Than You" Bronson.
Another day, another shit thread.
That's his real hair, baldy.
>Comics manchild talking about manliness
Kekw.
> Seething circumcised manlet identified.
Charles Bronson will always be manlier than you.
He was 24 while filming the first death wish movie
lmfao at low-t zoomies being intimidated by charles bronson. Go back to your timothy cuckamet and tom gayland twinks
He is KENOUGH
Cause he's fricking old as shit here. go watch his stuff from when he wasnt old as shit. He is a bad ass.
Yeah, maybe when he wasn't old as shit.
> Old as shit.
> Bangs hot babes half his age.
> Makes millions.
Yeah, what a loser, huh?
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Imagine being a manlet, with such an inferiority complex, that he still feels threatened by a chad died that 20 years ago.
None of you limp wristed poofters can even approach his stature at any level.
>Imagine being a manlet,
I completely height mog that malnourished chink.
High heel don't count, xir.
I liked it
I liked it but he has better movies than this.
>The Mechanic
>Violent City
>Rider on the Rain
>Once Upon A Time in the West
etc
This thread reeks of shitskins in need of some Wiley correction.
Can't even have a nice Bronson thread without tourist schizos shitting up everywhere. Frick you all.
You shit up modern film threads. I ruin yours. You're welcome.
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You don't have any you fricking girly man.
Now I'm going to Emmet's fixing shop to..."fix" Emmet.
You know whatever happened to weird looking men but masculine men in media? Weird looking women get a pass now to a point where people are complaining but whatever happened to homies like Lee Van Cleef?
Most of them are very old now, but among the less old there are...
Goggins, Fitchner, Del Toro, Jackie Earle Haley, Cancelled and Punished Because He's Not A Mind Reader Aziz Ansari, Jon Heder, Moises Arias
Yes, all of them are more manly than any zoom-loved celeb. Even Jon fricking Heder. Napoleon Dynamite is basically an action movie star by today's standards.
>b-but muh John Wick
Keanu is old and his movies are throwback to older action movies.