>boomers thought watching a belgian waffle with a bad american accent dance around with moronic kicks and swings yelling AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH in slow motion is the high point of action cinema
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And they were right.
It's trash.
Watch Ong-Bak.
>HUM LAU? BLU BLAM BLAU BAI BA DU!
Thai is such a horrible language
Better than Vietnamese.
Not watching asiatic shit, sorry.
>I'll watch a white guy larp and scream for 2 hours but I WON'T watch an actual practitioner with godlike choreography that's done without cuts
He's a fraud martial arts actor portraying an actual martial arts fraud.
Correct.
We found that Asian guy who draws the comics.
I live in Hicksville Missourah, and everyone in the break room at the plant will stop and watch Claude fight the Kumite or Swayze's bullshit Roadhouse. Over and over and over.
I have seen parts of these two movies scores of times on break in the last several years.
I only know Jackie Chan and Jet Li. Shant be watching Thien Clickclackbangbong
Tony Jaa has great moves but the choreography in Ong Bak is quite simple and he's mostly bashing mooks. I mean sure compared to Bloodsport it's more realistic looking but the reason to watch it is to see him do spinning kicks and flying elbows in slow motion not intricate choreography
t. yelled frick muay thai and got laid out
>Best choreographed martial arts movie vs not as well choreographed martial arts movie
What's your point? They're both still good movies
Watching a white man dominate everyone is better than watching a malaysian monkey dominate everyone, in the last century it was realism.
One of the worst choreographed films I've ever seen in a martial arts film. Genuinely a step back for the medium and worse than the likes of Karate Kid, let alone the peak of the Hong Kong golden era.
Oh the action is genuinely terrible.
Remember that "chase" scene too? It's just Jean Claude running through Hong Kong Streets and some boats for a minute before the military police or whoever falls in the water and they just give up on chasing after Jean Claude after that.
But it's still a comfy movie.
They didn't give up they followed him to the coomateh.
This. All the golden era Hong Kong flicks take enormous shits all over the work of Jean Claude.
I'd rather watch Jason Statham than this clown.
The choreography in Lionheart is even worse.
shut up
Very good, but post not hit back
>MIND AND BODY ARE A PERFECT TEAM. NOWS MY CHANCE TO LIVE MY DREAM
yes
They were right. Although it was moronic in terms of the plot and contrasting asian fight styles being caricaturized, the oriental aesthetic is unmatched.
t. 22 yo listening to the Paul Herzog movie ost for kino study session
I grew up watching that on VHS and imagine my disappointment when I later rented one of the earlier UFCs on VHS as well and there wasn't a single African fighter in the tournament who fought in monkey style breaking coconuts in palm trees
Early UFCs were a disappointment.
Here you expected cool martial arts. Boxers, muay thai fighters, ninjutsu, monks, wrestlers with plastic WWE style takedowns.
The martial artists were defeated by a dude who took them down and started hugging them.
Look, eventually I started training BJJ and I loved it. But it didn't lead to the prettiest fights in the early UFC
>SEEEEEY EET
>SEEEEEEEEY EEET
>"NIG-"
Hehe, racism funny... Hehehehehe!!!
…yeah.
Yeah?
what racism?
he was trying to say 'nighttime' you bigot
It is, now go back.
Ahh yes this was one of the best moments in the movie. That soundtrack too
Frank Dux? more like Frank SUX heh
yes and the sidekick was the coolest character
In every fight scene at the tournament there is a loud random cat meowing or something and it bugs the frick out of me. Please tell me I'm not the only one who hears it.
just an asian chick freaking out
das rite
>Hehe, racism funny... Hehehehehe!!!
OKAY USA
if hes belgium why does he always play a french soldier?
France has foreign legion, which works as plot points to explain this thiccc accent as a super secret military soldier.
belgium is not a real country
redpill me on waffle land
it's France's Canada
france is belgium's mexico
Belgium is an even bigger shithole than france is.
He's a Walloon.
>boomers thought watching a belgian waffle with a bad american accent dance around with moronic kicks and swings yelling AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH in slow motion is the high point of action cinema
yah, and?
Jesus, it felt like an eternity
>"Well, that was awkward."
Worse than Bollywood.
zoomers think trannies like Hunter Schafer are real women and they want to have sex with them
its great
>belgian waffle
American humor
butthurt european detected
kek
https://threeinchesofbloodsport.ytmnd.com/
kino
Action cinema? No. The action in Bloodsport is not that great. But martial arts cinema? Yes, because the spirit of the film matters a lot. It's actually embarrassing that no one has done the Bloodsport story better.
>the spirit of the film
really homie? bloodsport bad? thats kickboxer you mean, mid as frick build up for the fight scene compared to lionheart and bloodsport. pic rel jobbed so fricking hard
>watched it a few days ago
>you can easily see how hits aren't landed
Kickboxer and Double Impact are much better
it was a simper time
>Bloodsport: starring, written, directed, and produced by JCVD
Kickboxer was always the better JCVD film.
Are sci-fi JCVD films good?
Like Time Cop and Universal Soldier
only the first Universal Soldier is good. Timecop is good too
Remake when???
I will only accept one actress for a genderswap remake.
This is non-negotiable.
>22 yo
>height 5'3
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lame
Based.
Compare the water level and you can tell John Claude Venereal Disease's little coal-burner fricked up a bunch before getting that one take. She also flinches like a b***h.
her and dolph's daughter martial arts flick WHEN
Even agreeing with that, then why you haven't made anything better?
Bolo bros... our response?
jcvd looks like a grandpa these days as well. And Bolo is also over ten years older than him.
it had soul
Are there any flicks featuring muay thai other than ong bak? I really the aesthetic of it. Cool sport.