>boomers used to spend all their money staring at prostitutes dancing on a pole
strip clubs are the most pathetic shit ever lmfao
>boomers used to spend all their money staring at whores dancing on a pole
>boomers used to spend all their money staring at prostitutes dancing on a pole
strip clubs are the most pathetic shit ever lmfao
the real attraction are the stripper farts
OnlyFans.
>$10 and you get to see a 10/10 OF girl show everything
vs
>blow $500 in one night just for some STD ridden hag to show her nipples and wienertease you all night
Is this implying that microtransactions and OF aren’t equally financially ruinous to strip clubs and online poker?
It's implying that Western Civilization died in 1945.
>paying money for pictures
Zoomers everyone
People pay for custom videos
or live shows where you make her vibrator go off until she gushes everywhere 🙂
boomers are the main paypigs.
>10$
porn is free
boomers are the ones paying for OF
>zoomers spend all their money on virtual cosmetics in video games
much better
Wait do zoomers don't go to strip clubs?
t. zoomer
I live in a pretty highly populated area and the nearest strip club is like 20 miles away. I don't think they really exist unless you live in a city. Maybe they can be found off of highway exits too idk.
I never understood the appeal. You pay to get aroused and go home untouched?
no, they all want to hire the strippers as prostitutes, they think theyll be the one sexy or smooth guy thatll get laid
>t. had moron coworkers
I 'dated' a few strippers and slept with a number of others free and fricked the odd hooker. A guy I knew managed a strip club so I'd often just hang out there and you see how it works pretty quick if you're not an idiot. They're fricked up trash, not unattainable goddesses. If you have a supply of coke you are guaranteed to go home-or just get blown or fricked endlessly in the back booths--with one or two on a slower night. Not in New York/Vegas/Miami at the higher end places; they're prostitutes for enough money too, they're no better than girls that can be found at cheaper places, say the average midwestern ones. You'd have to be a naive college kid suburbabite twitter pick up artist follower loser not to frick one if you really wanted.
How many STDs do you have?
Nta, but why are zoomers so paranoid about STDs? Antibiotics for a week and you're fine.
Never caught anything personally, but even if I do, still had sex.
Strip clubs where I live are lowkey brothels.
You pay for the lapdance. The cover charge to get in is negligible or free with a drink. Every club I've been to no there's no "no touch" rule. It usually depends on the girl's preference, but they'll rub on you, grab your dick and let you feel them up if you're paying them.
If you’re normal and seem safe you can invite them home for drugs and stuff
Why is this so hard for Zoomers to believe? I went to strip clubs all over the East Coast and Canada as a kid (90's) and never once left without a bj, tugjob or invite to party afterwards. Strippers are prostitutes, 100%, they want $ or to "party" or both. Touch grass you sexless neuter generation of coom addled onanists, condoms are cheap and abundant.
Most strippers will sell you takeout
Stripclubs were the OnlyFans of the 20th century
A place where pathetic losers wasted their money on dumb prostitutes without the actual gratification of a frick
> without the actual gratification of a frick
Speak for yourself
no you didnt lmao. why does every boomer lie about this fantasy. you got drunk, blew all your money, and went home with a dry boner
Cope harder
Okay boomer.
>without the actual gratification of a frick
What the duck do you think is going on when they take you into the backroom for a """private dance""" ?
He wouldn’t know that because he’s an idiot that prefers staring at a screen than actually trying life out. I mean, look at this retort
I'm more of an asian massage parlor guy
I imagine OnlyFans has essentially replaced strip clubs. The way I understand it, lonely homosexuals would go to strip clubs instead of just looking at porn because they felt some kind of connection with the stripper. The same way pathetic losers feel about the girls on OnlyFans.
Well, breasts are a glittering lure. But there's the rare occasion when the public can be engaged on a level beyond flesh, if they have a sentimental bond with the girl.
>My first job, I was in-house at Bang Bros, with this old pro pornographer, greek named Teddy. And Teddy told me the most important idea in porn is coom. Creates an itch. You simply put your breasts in there as a kind of... calamine lotion.
>But he also talked about a deeper bond with the product: connection. It's delicate... but potent. Teddy told me that in Greek, "connection" literally means, "to fasten together". It's a twinge in your heart, far more powerful than orgasm alone.
>This website isn't a strip club. It's a school dance. A place where we ache to be held and to hold. It's not called the Frickprostitutes. It's called Onlyfans. It lets us travel the way a fan travels. Around and around, dizzily spinning... to a place where we know we are loved.
Dumb prostitutes at strip clubs can get jobs later in life without everyone knowing they once worked at a strip club.
There is no way to do the same with OnlyFans.
A strip club job is unironically a better prospect in every regard: It pays better and it's less likely to come out in the future
I'd also argue it's socially better. If someone finds out you did OnlyFans, it's "lol you fricked on camera for money? you're a literal prostitute" (even if you don't even do nudes on it)
Whereas if you're a stripper, the worst assumption by normies is that you danced naked for money. It's stunning how many normies think strippers never frick clients
Just go private with one bring couple bills or some yayo/crank shell slob ya nob easy and give ya her number if you're okay with her c maybe or herpes. They're not like above being prostitutes.
I hooked up with a stripper for about 7 months. Ask me anything i guess
Did you cum inside her?
A few times
I never found out, so I’ll guess no
She still works at the strip club closest to my house, i just don’t go anymore
What race is she?
Did she cook well?
Where'd you dump the body?
>Meanwhile, in zoomerworld
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FOkDAVyfmOE
>anons constantly whine they've never seen real boobs or felt the touch of a woman
>can pay just $20-50 and have a hot mostly naked girl rub all over them for ten minutes and grind her ass in your crotch
>even better in private
Strip clubs are fun, especially drunk with buddies. You don't need to spend hundreds, that's for the morons who think the girls actually are into them. And way more than you're getting from onlyfans especially since you can find free porn anywhere
>watching porn with buddies
gay
You're not jerking off, dummy. You're looking at pretty women while having a night out with the buds. It's more pathetic going alone and sitting there by yourself like a loser.
Careful. The italian mafia like to do businesses and chit chat in those places
>italian mafia
in my part of the world it was the hell's angels
meanwhile there are oceans of zoomer "males" that have never even seen a vegana or butthole in real life
Nothing worse than white boomers. They talk about the strip club and women like they’re garbage and then have the audacity to be like “honey can you pass the ketchup” it’s so fricking cringe.
They need to ban that shit. It’s stupid. Onlyfans and porn need to go as well.
Porthole.
SNNIFFFFFF
>friend has bachelor party
>didn’t want any strippers and just wanted to go hiking
How high would he have to be for this reflection to be realistic? 40 stories up?!
In the context of a culture where there wasnt endless porn everywhere anytime you wanted, men were actually horny. The only options were to get laid by a real girl, go see a stripper, or go embarass yourself by buying a porn mag or renting a porno DVD.
My local stripclub was by far my favorite bar. 2$ to get in and 4$ for a beer or shot. The music was not too loud, usually hard rock so you could have conversations. Comfy chairs, back then you could still smoke inside. There was a lounge in the back where the dealer waited for customers, he had decent coke and would cut you a deal if you bought a decent batch. The girls were mostly decor, I never paid for a dance in 5 years of going there.
bongbros, do we even have strip clubs in bongland?
Who cares? You have legal hookers, that will take the cane. Very rare in the US. I love traveling to London for work.
we...we do..?
Yes. It's glorious. I'm flying over in November. First time since 2019. Can't wait
plz explain
i'm bong and didn't know about this
how do you find/hire them?
What about Asian strip clubs?
I used to go to strip clubs and completely ignore the strippers and aggressively tip the drink girl. Like I would make sure the stripers saw me tip her. Worked every time I'd always get hooked up by the end of the night with one of the dancers.
Ive never been to a strip club, but I will go the second a robo strip club opens near me.
>AI is taking the stripper's jerbs!
>zoomers think the term "AI" is interchangable with "robots"
ffs
>autist can't understand a joke
typical
Dusky Butthole.
boomers give bigger tips to attractive waitresses. They're just delusional
Whatever, strip clubs are a kino setting. So are peep shows, porno shops, adult theaters. There's nothing cinematic about smut these days
Is this the film where you can see her butthole? Any pubes?
You can kinda see it in the pic
>be me, 19
>working in rural area
>go to bar on a night where the strippers are there (they do a circuit around the area)
>drunk as frick
>at one point an attractive but sort of pathetically cute and sad-eyed stripper (probably 19 too) comes out
>gets on all fours and puts a blinking LED on her ass with an adhesive sticker
>announcer says first one to knock it off with change gets a lap dance
>literally two dozen guys pelting a stripper’s ass with coins, some even going for her breasts and head
>someone knocks it off
>we cheer
>while still on her knees, she sweeps the coins in a pile with both arms
Zoomers will never know this mixed bag of emotions via IRL experience.
did you feel pity for her afterwards?
I felt a mixture of pity, revulsion and sexual energy the whole time but dominated by pity for sure.
Also it was the sweeping of the coins with her arms that was the absolute worst part, worse than the drunk mob trying to hurt her with coins. Doing all that for pocket change.
>why would someone want to see a naked woman
This is a genuine thought posted by a male that uses this board. Remember that the next time you see a moron post or bait thread. This is the kind of literal homosexual that you’re dealing with
Imagine being a modern “man” and being genuinely perplexed by the idea of wanting to see a nude women. Social programming and endocrine disrupters have reversed millions of years of evolution.
They had to put all that extra money into use somehow
Like in SpongeBob
Burying it shredding it and burning it but decided to blow it on strippers