>border security show. >chinese passenger with luggage full of chicken feet

>border security show
>chinese passenger with luggage full of chicken feet

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >That one guy that had fish in his socks and pockets

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/AY7lvO7.jpeg

      >border security show
      >chinese passenger with luggage full of chicken feet

      >it’s an asian can’t explain why he didn’t declare suspect pills in his suitcase and also doesn’t have a reason for visiting Australia episode

      Where can I see this Chinese kino?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Post Youtube link to Aussie show
        >Not available to view in Australia
        Why would you do this?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you have declare if you're carrying large amounts of cash at customs?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          money laundering prevention

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But they said it would be perfectly legal if he declared it at customs...how exactly does that prevent money laundering?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it would be legal but he'd have to pay a tax on it
              they try to sneak it through to avoid the tax

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >taxing me for bringing money into your country
                Frick that.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There are legal limits. I once travelled back to my country from Europe with 10k usd cash which was the max allowed, declared it and there was no issue nor questions.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't watch the show because this will happen and then the guy gets told 'just to fill out the form next time' and 'go on, in you come'

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it’s an asian can’t explain why he didn’t declare suspect pills in his suitcase and also doesn’t have a reason for visiting Australia episode

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they dont have to ask for your consent
    >you have to ask not to be a part of their show that they will make money off of
    And here I thought the US had some incredibly israeli laws.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're in a public place. You have no reasonable expectation of privacy when you're in a public place. They can film whomever they want, but to be nice about it and to avoid annoying lawsuits they'll blur out your face if you ask.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You're in a public place. You have no reasonable expectation of privacy when you're in a public place. They can film whomever they want
        Not in Europe

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In most of Europe you can walk down the street and film passersby. As long as you don't bother or stalk anyone it's usually fine. Some jurisdictions might require a filming permit for commercial purposes, but that has less to do with citizen privacy and more with cities milking people for money.

          What you can't do is "collect personal data in public spaces (including video.)" So if your garage gets broken in a bunch of times, you can't set up a security camera that films the public road just outside your garage - not even a cm. You can't even set up a camera that records the inside of your garage if it captures even a square millimeter of the public road when the garage door is opened.

          Well, you can but you need to pay a registered consultant to certify that you legitimately need a security camera recording a bit of public road, then you need to get a permit from the city, then you need an accredited company to install the camera and encrypted storage. And you need to make sure only a registered person (you or someone from the company that installed them) can access the recordings. Then that person is held responsible if any of that footage is ever shown to anyone outside of its stated purpose - usually in court as evidence. You also need to put up a big sign stating what area is being recorded, for what purpose, by whom and how you can contact them to complain.

          For years a bunch of homes in my neighborhood got broken into and pretty much all neighbors put up security cameras. A week latter they got visited by the cops who told them to remove them, make sure they don't record even a tiny piece of the pavement outside their yards or get served with 100,000e fines each. Turns out a bunch of concerned citizens (the local gypsies) complained.

          So you get the worst of both worlds: some random dipshits can record you on the street, but you can't have a doorbell camera without being sued by the city for 2-3 years worth of income if a neighbor complains.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >don't catch criminals
            >don't let you defend yourself
            >don't let you hunt them down yourself
            >don't even let you put up video surveillance to deter or help catch them
            European governments hate their own people

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            honestly based. I live in an Apartment in a very wealthy area, some fat sheboon moved in across the hall and the first thing she did was install a doorbell camera that points directly at my door and there is absolutely nothing that I can do about it. She's in there smoking pot and never has anyone over or leaves the house so it's absolutely fricking necessary, obviously.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh no she's recording your door, you poor baby. So based to let criminals roam freely because you're a homosexual

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nta but I hate being wary in my own home because my neighbors put up cameras that point to my fricking yard and driveway and I cant even cuss out loud or in piss in my yard in peace.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bit different to just having a door recorded m8, what you're describing is taking the piss it should never record anything more than sidewalk just outside your house and your own property. But that's impossible in an apartment building and recording a door harms no one

                >So based to let criminals roam freely because you're a homosexual
                I live in Arkansas you moron you get given a free pistol with your drivers license. She's just paranoid because she's smoking pot.

                >everyone has a gun because i do
                >people couldn't possibly do anything to me because i own a gun
                You really are an idiot

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, everyone has a gun because they actually do
                >people couldn't possibly do anything to me because i own a gun
                The only crimes in NWA are beaners killing their girlfriends and minor property crime among parties who know each other and it's entirely consolidated to Springdale and Fayetteville, not 3 miles from wal marts global office.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he relaxes
                Until one day something does happen where you live, funny how that works

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he relaxes
                What gave you that impression? You don't even need a license to carry a pistol around for like two states in every direction. I just take issue with some fat Black person recording my door because she's paranoid about smoking weed in her own apartment. It could interfere with my wife beating and canine abuse which is my god given arkansas right.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you just know if ANYTHING fricking happens in and around your house, a family dispute, they will post it online for views. fricking hate how the internet literally commifidies any interaction for internet clicks.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Its also a general cuck move to be a security camera guy

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >So based to let criminals roam freely because you're a homosexual
                I live in Arkansas you moron you get given a free pistol with your drivers license. She's just paranoid because she's smoking pot.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's a bit different since she's recording your private property and can even see into your residence when the door is open. In Yurop you could sue her ass off for all she's got (but you'd get none of that money -except to cover legal expenses - since the city would take it as a fine.)

              That's very different from recording half a yard of public road in front of your house because otherwise all you'd see is a potential robbers legs due to the angle. Or not being allowed a camera in your own garage because when the door is open (which it is 0.01% of the time) you can see half a shrub that is on public land.

              Funny thing is, even in Europe she could have a non-descript peephole camera with no way for you to know. It would even be legal as long as the camera doesn't record anything and only directly feeds into a display.

              The point is that whole EU data protection bullshit that is being hailed by American pundits does absolutely nothing to stop corporations from tracking people (because they can afford to jump through the legal loops to get permits) and has made crime skyrocket because cops are going around telling people to get rid of their security cameras after complaints by burglars.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watched an episode of one of those shows once and a passenger who was having his luggage examined kicked the sniffer dog.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your luggage your rules

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CESER NO

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure that counts as assaulting a police officer

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It’s an adult African claiming he’s 12 episode

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >And they let him in and direct him to social services.

      The one I couldn't get is the Chinese guy going to Australia and claiming he grew up in Australia with his parents. He has the documents and everything, but it doesn't quite add up. It felt like he was a spy or something.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, he might have been telling the truth. They're pretty much fully grown by the early teens. The one black girl in my class had huge breasts in the fifth grade.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    love this show so much.
    hate the c**ts getting busted.
    want the fines to be much hugher.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hugher

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does this show still run? it has all the hallmarks of a show getting cancelled for being racist

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The border security nigs aren't white

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The episodes where they stop and deport women suspected of coming here for prostitution make me so mad. I could have been in that prostitute for $120 if the fricking government weren't a bunch of Black folk and homosexuals

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >That one passenger that has a shady story, shady luggage and almost causes a scene
    >They cleared of any suspicion and carry on

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always cause a scene so that the entire plane has to wait for me after boarding and have to wait again after we reach our destination. I also like to consume enough alcohol to where I’m denied further service and will sleep with my head on the shoulder of the person next to me while drooling with my whiskey breath.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based beyond belief

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like to watch Air Disasters on my laptop on the plane so the person next to me can see the screen, I'll occasionally chuckle and say "nice" at the good parts

          I also like to start arguing with the morons working at the scanner machines because in my country you have to take your laptop and phones and cameras and shit out of your bag so it’s funny to just waste the entire lines time by being an annoying moron

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's annoying because this seems to vary from airport to airport in the US.
            last time I was at the airport a boomer starting arguing with one of the baggage drop people because his license didn't scan right the first time and they asked to see it again. he just refused to show it to them and started getting aggressive and making a scene while his ambien-addled wife just stood there staring off into space. literally step #1 for the airport and he was already hung up on it, can only imagine how fun it was to travel with him.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like to watch Air Disasters on my laptop on the plane so the person next to me can see the screen, I'll occasionally chuckle and say "nice" at the good parts

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

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      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like to watch Air Disasters on my laptop on the plane so the person next to me can see the screen, I'll occasionally chuckle and say "nice" at the good parts

        [...]
        I also like to start arguing with the morons working at the scanner machines because in my country you have to take your laptop and phones and cameras and shit out of your bag so it’s funny to just waste the entire lines time by being an annoying moron

        No you don't

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand how people watch this show still, it's the same thing episode after episode, your average moeshit has more variety

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they take comfort in it, it tells them that the State is doing its job and catching people who don't follow the rules.
      it isn't so much about the stories, it is about the reassurance it gives them.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong. It’s kino watching Asians being bugs and other weird food and insisting it’s ok for them to do it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This, I love seeing what kind of weird shit asians tried to smuggle this time.
          Plus theres few other places where you can see people figuratively losing their lives in real time, its wild to see the whole process of finding 2 kg of cocaine in someone's luggage and to know they are going to prison for a very long time out of it.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you look tons of different countries have shows like this all over the world. Even saw a South American one. You’ll have the occasional African or South American that does it, but 90 percent of the time someone has a suitcase full of rotting food(and meat which there are 20 signs in 20 languages that tell you not to bring it) it’s an Asian. What the FRICK is their problem.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I really don't get it, sometimes it's not even weird food and something that can be bought at a grocery store after landing yet they insist on trying to sneak it through while it's rotting.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >suitcase full of rotting food and meat
      wtf? why?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's like some generational trauma from communism + having zero education when it comes to what you can and can't eat.

      I dated a pretty well to do Chinese girl and she had zero idea of extremely basic shit like don't eat chicken that's been sitting out of the fridge for hours etc. And she was a nurse... Also talked about any kind of "protein" as if it were diamonds.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Asian countries have more finely divided labor. In white countries, everyone does everything and it's seek as a genuine mark of weakness if you can't cook, clean, drive, and do some basic house repairs to a certain level.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > You didn't tick the box which said you're carrying foodstuffs
    > Kang ngu hoc ma wa ching waaaah
    > There will be a fine of $2,000
    > MING TZE GO CHONG MEE HOO!!!

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always see this sign when I come back but I never see them filming. none of my friends have seen them as well.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a israeli aboriginal episode

    https://www.tiktok.com/@airportsecuritygm/video/7277770222260456737

    Don't mind the tiktok, this clip has been wiped from everywhere else but this clip needs to be seen

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So he’s just claiming the status to not be checked? Did he end up having a bunch more stuff on him?

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god this takes me back
    back in university I used to get drunk with my best friend and watch our countries version of this show

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >chinese always bring "food" they aren't supposed to
    >SEA and indians always get caught trying to work illegally
    >all the whites they show are trying to bring drugs
    >broken up by the occasional prostitute or criminal
    Very predictable show

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Human organs from Israel intercepted
    >Move along sir

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the voiceover guy played homelanders dad in a kiwi shameless rip off

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't a Shameless ripoff.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >border control sweden or some shit
    >people entering sweden have a cat
    >"we can't accept animals from other countries without a vet record, go back and get a vet record or else we'll have to kill your cat."
    >>"nah I don't wanna wait any longer, kill my cat and let me go through"
    >they kill the fricking cat on camera
    WTF bros I just wanted luggage meat kino

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do they kill the cat?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lethal injection

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ...like the customs agents have access to that stuff?

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are you saying it's scriped

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BACK AT SYDNEY AIRPORT A VIETNAMISE COUPLE HAVE BEEN CAUGHT WITH THREE LIVE HEDGEHOGS IN THEIR CARRY ON LUGGAGE

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You mean we can't bring a light snack with us?

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >white person comes back from thailand/bali
    >suitcase has traces of every drug

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >white person comes back from Africa
    >wiener has traces of buck juice

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What Bruce Willis movie is that?

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even need reality TV bullshit. I have friends in border patrol sending me snaps of the hundreds of people they takes into custody every night and body cam footage.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can make good money by publishing those on youtube, sadly most tv shows are decade old. new stuff are very rare

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What has been the worst border security you've personally experienced Cinemaphile?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >moving from the US to sweden
      >decide to bring over my gaymen PC, I have a case like pic related
      >land in sweden, grab my green case and just walk out because there is only random checks etc
      >two airport police come huffing and puffing in my direction as Im leaving, after already having gone past the security area etc
      >"SIR DO YOU HAVE WEAPONS IN THERE??"
      >realise its because the case is green and looks military
      >say "nah its just my pc"
      >they say "oh okay" and just leave, dont even check
      With this level of security Ive been expecting an attack on a swedish airport for some time

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sweden will be Muslim before much longer so why bother?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have quite literally never seen custom agents when flying back to my country (France), I always just walk through

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Okay? You still interact with them going to another country

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lived between Bolivia and Brazil
      >no asphalt in a 400 km radius
      >years ago there was a huge story about drug traffickers in the region
      >Brazilian police is forced to pretend to not be corrupt
      >German farmers called over the radio saying they're seizing non-registered motorcycles (pic related is used on footpaths because there are literally no roads around) and weapons
      >police helicopter landed on the center of my village with cops acting like they're from the Sicario movie
      >they stole two machetes, my cousin's moped and the book Vineland I was about to finish
      >the noise scared my family's horse that only reappeared a few days later
      I'm still mad.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wtf

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Posts like this make appreciate living in the first world

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we need you to read this before we pat you down
    >im not reading it i dont care just pat me down
    >sir i need you to read the sheet
    >just pat me down hurry up
    >i cant pat you down until you read the sheet
    >ok i read it now pat me down
    >sir i need you to actually look at the sheet

    literally me

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    one time i was the only white guy on a plane flying from seoul to fukuoka and they fricking took me aside and searched through my bag and the security guy read this leaflet to me with things like dynamite, heroin, guns etc on it and pointed to each one and i had to say no i dont possess any of those things each time
    he kept asking what im doing in fukuoka and what my plans were, i had no fricking clue, i didnt even end up doing anything that place is boring as hell
    what a nightmare

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a busting a korean cigarette smuggling gang sideplot episode

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chad Chinese Man brings 500 feet of Pig Intestine into Australia in a leaky backpack, cuck Border Patrol are stunned.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well it's a long flight and he needs a snack. Have you SEEN airline food!?!?

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Oddly enough this is true, even with Canada trying to bring in as many people as possible these days

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >read media releases
    >boomers constantly get their phones examined when returning from the philippines
    >99% of the time they've been paying parents to abuse their children on stream and/or have a huge stash of CSAM
    Why don't the feds arrest these guys on the way out before giving them the chance to physically abuse children?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why don't people get arrested before committing a crime?
      Anon...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Livestreamed shit is a crime though and usually happens from their home country

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Your mistake is thinking it's so easy to catch someone watching a livestream, even c**ts posting CP on here do it freely all the time and don't get arrested.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently they tried to film an episode at the airport I worked at but nothing tv worthy ended up happening so all it really did was stress out some of the camera shy staff

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kind of shitty that you can one day be forced in to being in a TV show while working

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