>Borderlands - August 9, 2024
>Sonic the Hedgehog 3 - December 20, 2024
>Untitled Minecraft film - TBA
>Comix Zone - TBA
>Days Gone - TBA
>Death Stranding - TBA
>Untitled Duke Nukem film - TBA
>Untitled Firewatch film - TBA
>Iron Lung - TBA
>Untitled Metal Gear film - TBA
>Return to Silent Hill - TBA
>Untitled Portal film - TBA
>Untitled Pac-Man film - TBA
>Untitled Pokémon Detective Pikachu sequel - TBA
the era of capeshit is over
the era of vidyaslop is here
what franchise are you looking forward to see ruined?
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Cast it
Malcolm McDowell
Apocalypse Now in dubai
>Untitled Duke Nukem film
how fricking bad are they going to butcher this
>Trans rights are human rights, baby!
It could actually be kino if they played his character straight and just had him running around in modern California either completely ignoring the pc crap or making jokes about it like he has no clue what the frick any of it is. Sort of like what they did with pic related.
No more than Randy already has.
>butcher
It will never fricking happen, don't worry.
>Death Stranding
How are they going to turn this into a movie?
>2 hours of a guy walking across iceland
>2 hours of a guy walking across iceland
sounds good. just ad norman reedus talking to himself about the history of transpiration.
We already have Emesis Blue doever
Only if it's animated in SFM
They’ll never do it, it would have been perfect in 08 when the cast wasn’t dead or dying besides Scout’s VA
Never happening, valve already shat the bed just trying to make 15 minute episodes for adult swim
this will be turned into some shitty tv series instead
Ironlung sucked
this means Comix Zone will be getting another game, right?
>Pro: Alissa will become white
>Con: Sketch will become black
Comix zone is gonna be a certified flop, It's confirmed it will have woke shit
>Comix Zone
HOLY KINO
>Sketch gets trapped in his own comic
>his publisher forced him to load it with Black folk
luckily, when you beat Black folk to death they drop cans of tea which regain Sketch's health
this game was so soulful, weird how they didn't do anything with it
You know it, chief. I just want to see the butthurt it will eventually cause.
The zoomies who love Undertale would welcome Hollywood making it even more woke
>three different versions of the movie are made each for the pacifist, neutral, and genocide
>theatres show a different version every screening
Could be kino
>Return to Silent Hill
>based on SH 2
>no Laura, no Angela, no Eddie
>frickton of shitty OCs
Why every vidya """adaptation""" is always like this.
vidya adaptations are handed off to homosexual b-team writers who don't give a frick about a story written by smelly nerds that they consider amateurs
will they make a sniper elite movie about shooting nazi testicles for an hour and a half? or a tv show about getting to know the nazi and his day to day before his testicles are sniped?
>Untitled Minecraft film - TBA
Gonna take wild swing here and guess it's gonna be titles Minecraft
Borderlands is going to be so bad. The ultimate Redditcore game franchise meets the ultimate Redditcore audience waiting for the post-Marvel craze
>Redditcore
up until BL2 I'd say, but the writers for BL3 have completely jumped the Blahaj shark and sent the series straight to Tumblrcore
What about Pre-Squeal? What lies between Reddit and Tumbler?
Redditpunk Twittercore
>This summer...
>A BADASS adventure
>With BADASS heroes
forgetting
>Fallout TV show - April 12, 2024
what’s the consensus. I think he looks pretty good here
if he's supposed to be a ghoul then his skin is way too smooth
>Borderlands - August 9, 2024
This has been in post-production for about 2 years. If the above release date is correct, it'll be 3. Maybe this is Eli Roth's Avatar. lel.
Cast them
Predict which ones will get race-swapped
kys weeb
>Danganpedo
can't wait for 2/3rds of these to never get made
You forgot space channel 5
That list makes me cringe. Is Hollywood truly so devoid of any good ideas and an incessant desire to milk every single fricking franchise dry? Like Duke Nukem is an instant frick up since there's no way they're making it politically incorrect like the character. Death Stranding? Walking simulator. Just frick my shit up.
Zone - TBA
Th..They're going to make it a woman, aren't they? Either that or he's a useless cuck and his stronk womyn friend is the real star.
He will have to deal with the writter's self insert
>a jaded comic book creator and a young, queer writer of color
why are they like this
Why Detective Pikachu? Why not Mystery Dungeon or you know, a Kanto live action show?
Wolfenstein original and 2009.