>Bourdain, August 2011: "I look at Guy Fieri and I just think, 'Jesus, I'm glad that's not me.' You work that hard and there's not a single show of yours that you'd want to sit down and say, 'Hey, I made that last week. Look at that camera work. It's really good, huh?' I'm proud of what I do."
>Bourdain, September 2012: "I’m fascinated by the Guy Fieri terror-dome they just opened up. 600 seats, something like that? 600 seats. And a gift shop. And all of these poor diners, drives and whatever, douchebags waddle in there. First of all, he single handedly turned the neighborhood into the Ed Hardy district which I’m a little pissed off about..."
>Fieri, October 2012: “Everybody’s been asking me, ‘What on earth are you going to say at Bourdain’s roast? He’s been shit-talking your name everywhere.’ And I’ve been saying, ‘Don’t you worry about me. I won’t touch him with a 10-pole, because smack-talking Bourdain would be like hitting a piñata full of shit.’ Real messy. I want everyone to understand that I’m going to be the bigger man. I’m going to take the high road. I wouldn’t dare come up here and call Anthony Bourdain any of these things that people have called him: No-good, loud mouth, jerkoff, wannabe authority, pseudo rebel, nerd, shit-talking, blow hard, celebrity-seeking, Eric-Ripert coattail, Mario Batali ass-kissing hate monger... Jose Canseco of the food world, snaggle tooth, Lurch-looking motherfricker. No, I’m here to take the high road.”
>Fieri, October 2012: "Anthony, I gotta ask a question, why do you hate me so much brother? ... Is it because you went to a fancy culinary school and I didn’t? I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter."
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Fieri is so based its fricking supernatural and extradimensional. There are cosmic void entities desperate for a trip to flavortown.
Bourdain was a mind broken cuck. Farewell, ill microwave something in his honor.
Triple D nation wins again, it's over for Bourdaincels
>Write a couple of bullshit books about how great you are as a chef while romanticizing your bullshit junkie lifestyle
>Have just the right level of pretentious elitist east coast bullshit to be picked up by the right samethink gays in charge of media
>End up killing yourself because life is so... le meaningless
OR
>Be a self-made man who has a down to earth, approachable, and friendly demeanor
>own a bunch of restaurants and make a ton of money
>spend all your resources helping people after shitty wildfires in Santa Rosa and Hawaii
>Are well liked by everyone but pretentious douchebags
>Be happy, live for a long time.
hmm
>how did bourdain even becone popular?
>understand that good eats can be had at good prices
>understand that good eats can be had
problem is Fieri is a fake mentally underdeveloped homosexual, Bourdain is a real OG.
>"anytime any woman mentioned 'cream,' Guy went into a sexual riff" and that Fieri reportedly told show producers, "You can't send me to talk to gay people without warning! Those people weird me out!"
>Absent Bourdain's thoughts on the matter, musician Jack White (who participated in the "Parts Unknown" episode filmed in Nashville) delivered a statement that I imagine would be similar to what the late chef would've said.
>"Anybody who 'normalizes' or treats this disgusting fascist, racist, con man, disgusting piece of s**t Trump with any level of respect is ALSO disgusting in my book," White wrote. "That's you Joe Rogan, you Mel Gibson, you Mark Wahlberg, you Guy Fieri."
>if you don't want to talk to homosexuals then you're a manchild!
Haha, classic.
>being surprised that someone that made the point of their life eating and cooking, literal fifteen-minute CHORES for normal people that have actual purpose, is fricking dumb
They are both dumb. One is honest about it.
No such thing as a smart druggie.
Nice bait
>oh man this guy who makes mild jokes and gets grossed out by shit-eating sodomites is maladjusted, unlike my pretentious suicidal junkie cuckold friend here
>Be Anthony Bourdain
>Be burning in hell, right now, as I type this post
kek
>be schizophrenic moron
>think hell is real
Came in here to post this article but without the bait. Amazing how Fieri does nothing that a normal person could seethe at but these gays still find a way.
>Bourdain is a real OG.
Bourdain was a faker, a heroin addict, a wannabe cool tough guy. He killed himself after his b***h fricked a 16 year old boy, reading the texts he sent her is hilarious because of how pathetic they are. The guy was a simp and a pussy, not to mention that interview he did where said all white people should die out
Everyday I thank the universe for that homosexual israelite necking himself
>End up killing yourself because life is so... le meaningless
It's worse than that, the poor lad was literally cucked to DEATH
Flavortownchads, we will never stop winning
I’d watch No Reservations even with Bourdain being a whiny gay 90% of the time over anything guy has put out. The older seasons are really something to behold. Cultures that no longer exist or will in the future thanks to immigration.
This thread did not need bumped yet but I appreciate your contribution.
I tried to watch it and it’s literally just some guy with a pituitary tumor moping around and eating.
Food is not interesting or special.
Him and guy fieri are the same show with different editing and price tags.
>I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter.
Imagine taking a trip to Flavortown only to end up getting brutally raped by Guy Fieri in a dimly lit alley
Bourdain killed himself because he was barred from flavortown
What are you ordering?
It's my first visit, what do you recommend?
It's gotta be the Buffalo wings and Flavortown Fries for me, with a medium Bang's no ice.
It is barqs
Yeah right, we all know it's oliet bargs
This looks like the same level of TGI-Fridays
So, most menu items are pretty meh, but there's gonna be one thing that's actually pretty good, and everything is pretty inexpensive.
It's probably the burger or the cuban.
The crazy* Cuban
which burger?
Went to the one in the mountains while on vacation. I had the cuban. My wife had the pasta. My son loved the mac and cheese. He kept the kids cup that has the logo on it. I think that it's somewhere in the backyard around the swing set. The only complaint I had was the arcade game selection sucked.
Go back
Please frick your wife extra hard tonight anon. Do it for me.
I'll have a Bacon Mac N Cheese Burger.
make that two
Cheesecake Challenge covered in donkey sauce
Damn those appetizers are straight out of flavortown
Damn, 1 of everything please
Also curious about the "donkey sauce"
Pig poppers, a Cubano, and a club soda with bitters and a lime please.
Those pig poppers sound bomb my dude.
The chicken sandwich with fries
>What are you ordering?
Yes
Those Jalapenos have to be 2000 cal by themselves jesus. Probably good as fuc,k, though.
damn those jalapeno poppers look good
Post the real menu, next time.
>a real human being
>Cheapest entrée is literal slop poured in an actual garbage bag then thrown at your fat fricking face
>20$
Based
Frick dude. I just read the first thing in the menu and I’m already laughing out loud and waking up wife and saving this lic for later. Mind if I keep it?
post away brother
>A Sammy Hagar lookalike pushes your face into a leather bag filled with oil and if you eat the whole thing, you get to eat a 13 pound burger.
Imagining Stefon from SNL saying this
1 order of fried pickles with ranch please
gonna have to get the crazy cuban with a side of mac daddy mac n cheese
One of the burgers, a side of friend pickles, and convince the table to split an order of the pig poppers.
Rolling
Chicken guy classic with fried pickles and ranch.
A real cheezy burger with a caesar salad to go as it will be my last meal at home before sticking my head in the oven like Sylvia Plath.
When Guy Fieri roasts you you may as well have a nice day.
Fieri saved hundreds of restaurants during the coronameme he is based
he hated guy because he was a sincere, fun cook. no pretentiousness, no navel gazing, no 90 iq philosophising. worse still he wasn't a brown man cooking roadside slop with gutter oil and unwashed hands.
>the Guy Fieri terror-dome
That is admittedly funny.
I saw a "on my way to flavortown" bumpersticker recently. flavor familia is strong
Every day Fieri lives is just running up the score on that pretentious homosexual. Flavortown chads can’t stop winning.
AB was never worth a shit.
Guy Fieri is based as frick he just has a great time presenting food and eating. He seems fun as hell to be around.
I can’t stand this gayola. People like to compare him to Hunter S. Thompson. Not surprising given the poor literary experiences and knowledge of the average schlub: who else do they have in their mental list of familiar authors, Stephen King, James Patterson, George R.R. Martin, John Grisham and J. K. Rowling? Trite pedestrian garbage in other words, literary equivalent of fast food.
I wouldn't say he writes like HST and I'm not sure if he is a plagiarist, but his writing style is hackneyed. It is a bland Kerouac-esque style with the tone of a white elitist who makes an exorbitant living by frowning upon the luxuries and N. American ideals that he obviously embraces. Of course, he falls upon his illicit drug use for "street cred", which is just sad. What grown man waves around their behavior from decades ago in attempt to seem hip and in the know?
Anyway, if you think his writing voice and style is original and exciting, you should read more. He is bland and cliched, nothing more.
But he had millions of dollars and a show on CNN, so he was still "keeping it real" and fighting the good fight against the mainstream swallowing up what's good in the world. What a crock of shit. He also committed suicide by hanging himself with the soft belt of a bathrobe. This is the most effeminate and pathetic way to leave this existence. What a loser.
Excellent post.
Guy cooked him in 10 tablespoons of butter triple D style
>I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter
Still one of the sickest burns I've ever seen.
Everything about those quotes - all of them- is amazing.
Frick Bourdain
>Fieri, October 2012: "Anthony, I gotta ask a question, why do you hate me so much brother? ... Is it because you went to a fancy culinary school and I didn’t? I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter."
That was fricking awesome. 10/10.
I know Guy and Sammy Hagar from working on their cars, both the types that you would think are total cornballs from the outside - these guys got it figured out. Totally positive, doing their own thing, high energy about it, and they pulled it off. It's quite interesting that people that spend huge amounts of effort trying to appear authentic and sincere like Bourdain and DFW resent people that actually are, then they both KMS'd themselves.
THAT guy with THAT job killed himself. What the frick was wrong with Bourdain's nebbish elitist east coast ass?
D, D & D is objectively better than any show Anthony Shitstain ever made.
The fact that he's burning in hell right now is just the icing on the cake.
>killing yourself because an Italian swarthoid 20 years your younger doesn't want to be with you any more
>israelite who killed himself
rare occurence, their narcissism and arrogance usually stop them from justifying it. every israeli suicide should be remembered and celebrated
>be famous
>get paid to do your dream job of traveling the world, eating good food, enjoying the best company
>an heroing because you're a beta simp
>guy wounded him
>trump dealt the coup de grace
what a time to be alive bros
Reminder Bourdain "killed himself" because the MeToo movement was about to expose his wife for being a hypocrite and grooming her young costar which was a bad look for one of the instigators of said movement
combined with Trump derangement syndrome, he basically felt the walls closing in around him
But ultimately she got away with it and everyone forgot
, October 2012: "Anthony, I gotta ask a question, why do you hate me so much brother? ... Is it because you went to a fancy culinary school and I didn’t? I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter."
Guy Fieri sucks!
>Guy Ramsay Fieri is
>Anthony Michael Bourdain was
>smack-talking Bourdain
>smack
lololol
based Fieri
Bourdain is a dead b***h while Fieri lives a happy and fulfilling life. That's really all you need to know when gauging the respective worth of these two.