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Box office poison.
Box office poison.
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Henry Cavill
Adam Driver
Alexander Skarsgard
current box office flop kings
Driver is the worst of the lot, has yet to be in even a decent movie, he manages to be both in absolute garbage and incessant flops.
Logan Lucky was a great film and I'll challenge anyone who disagrees to fistacuffs.
>Henry Cavill
handsome, can act but without charisma
>Adam Driver
can act, somehow charismatic but ugly as sin
>Alexander Skarsgard
handsome, charismatic but can't act
Cavill has been good (Man from UNCLE). Skarsgard was good in Succession (if thats the right Skaarsgard), Driver is shit and the real box office posion
He is a charisma vacuum
I thought this board was kino not box office normies
Go to hell racist
>ROLLIN' AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
>GOT NO PLACE TO GO GOTTA FOLLOW MY RAINBOW
200 million dollars
>200 million dollars
Apple bought it for 200 million from Matthew Vaughn. Vaugh did not spend 200 million to make this movie. Probably more than 10 million but less than 50 million was the actual cost. Based on those numbers Argylle will probably break even. It made 19 million on the opening weekend.
>americans will seriously watch this and believe this can happen in real life
Why are they so fricking dumb?
Music videos from 2003 had more convincing effects than this
>make up a book to make it meta and to sell it as the new great secret agent story
>hire a ghost writer but they fail to deliever the book on time
>just say you're adapting 4th book instead of the 1st one even though it obviously doesn't exist
>all this effort and in the end it's Argylle
They sure tried to do something.
Looks like a live-action Anime.
SOVL
It's not supposed to look realistic because it's depicting a scene being narrated from a fictional spy novel. So, basically you're telling everyone in the thread that you are low IQ.
Good morning sir
How does that excuse applies when it comes to the oil skating scene?
That is realistic. Watch The Transporter.
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>this scene is actually well made
>here, I present as proof of my claims a scene from another, much better, movie
Nice one, poojeet.
>unrealistic cgislop
hollywood will never recover from this
This is supposed to be a fantasy scenario within the movie. Also, no amount of good cgi is going to make the concept of a fat female lump ice skating on oil and killing people good
Hollywood executives are spending $200 million on shit like this and then when it flops they ask why people are not going to the movies anymore
Is Apple TV really hollywood?
SO HERE I AM
Henry Cavill did Bollywood movies!?
How? Argylle is a shitshow and he's only in it for 10 minutes.
I don't know why he even became an actor and not a model.
Imagine being so handsome and wasting it on B movies and niche television series.
I heard he wanted to be a hand model when he was young. Wanted to...
Why does some people on Cinemaphile seem to get a kick out of pretending to hate Henry Cavill? Is it some sort of reverse psychology attempt? Henry is the only reason this movie made as much money as it did, because they marketed it as it being a Henry movie. Black Adam also got people watching on teathers because Henry was in it. The Witcher show suffered massive backlash for firing him, and the third season didn't even was talked about because people were already abandoning the series. Why would try to gaslight people into beliving the contrary?
I don't hate him, but I think you're making things up. I genuinely don't see how anybody would go see this movie for Cavill, all I've seen is people making fun of his hair. They started watching Witcher for him and will be watching only for him, the only people that care about DCU are Cavill-Superman fans so obviously they will want to see him if he's in DC movie - this case is different.
>I genuinely don't see how anybody would go see this movie for Cavill
All the trailers feature him proeminently. There's no other reason to go watch that movie, since even the producers knew everything else wasn't marketable enough to draw people in.
>the only people that care about DCU are Cavill-Superman fans
Which were proven to be a big group of people, considering how everything during his period as Superman performed better than what came after.
Thanks for conceding on the Witcher point.
I watched Argylle for Sam Rockwell. Cavill was not the draw for me.
Nice to know. It really seems no one really watched it for BDH or the premise itself.
Did you enjoy it, anon?
I enjoyed it but I would never willingly watch it again.
It could be worse I suppose.
how fricked is the warhammer 40k fanbase?
I think he's a pretty cool guy. He should just say frick Hollywood and make the switch to youtube. He could make plenty of money doing pc gaming bullshit videos, stuff that appeals to 40k nerds, and workout routine videos to capture the woman and gay man audience.
He can poison my box office if you can follow where I'm leading at
Objectively true, but I don't understand why. He's absurdly handsome and has screen charisma, so what's the problem?
He just seems to have a knack for being in really shitty movies. Also I think he let himself get typecast just a bit
>he let himself get typecast
True. Argylle/UNCLE/MI make me believe he would be down for playing Bond too.
why does his agent hate him so much?