>boyfriend forgot our 9 month anniversary of our first kiss. >feed his dog an entire bag of Hershey kisses

>boyfriend forgot our 9 month anniversary of our first kiss
>feed his dog an entire bag of Hershey kisses
I AINT NO HOLLER BACK GIRL

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to feel the material on her sleeves. Also, this scene seems a little uncanny. Like the entire background and chair are CGI.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I want to feel the material on her sleeves. Also, this scene seems a little uncanny. Like the entire background and chair are CGI.
      Have you seen the picture of Sam Jackson holding a prop gun?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe? Care to show it?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >even fixed his finger on the trigger
            kek

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >fixed
              Look again.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Why?
              If test audiences cry and shid and fart because the gun is too scary, they can just change it to a less threatening gun.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              reshoots in different country.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I've seen this. Thank you for sharing kind stranger. Movies are truly doomed.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            SOVL

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ladies and gentlemen of the jury in The State of New Mexico v. Alec Baldwin, I present to you exhibit A on how not to shoot your cinematographer

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              as if baldwin was making the first movie ever with guns

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            those are some big ass hands i tell you hwat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's unlikely that the background is cgi just because of the difficulty in keying the material on her sleeve.
      Notice that the marvel characters never have outfits with frilly semi-transparent material for this same reason.
      I think that that screenshot is an "official" still/poster for the film. So it's likely that it's just been overly touched up in photoshop which is what makes the background feel a little bit uncanny to you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's unlikely that the background is cgi just because of the difficulty in keying the material on her sleeve.
      Notice that the marvel characters never have outfits with frilly semi-transparent material for this same reason.
      I think that that screenshot is an "official" still/poster for the film. So it's likely that it's just been overly touched up in photoshop which is what makes the background feel a little bit uncanny to you.

      It’s just heavy depth of field and filtering

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Let's turn a hideous scrawny b***h with a fricked up nose into an actual beauty
    What the frick were they thinking?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >an actual beauty
      She's a fricking frog

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >an actual beauty

        I love Emma. She's beautiful

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >an actual beauty

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boyfriend asks how my night out with the girls was
    >went home with the bartender and got double teamed by him and his room mate
    >"boring, nothing happened"
    CAN'T READ MY, CAN'T READ MY, NO HE CAN'T READ MY POKER FACE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I AM THE EYE IN THE SKY
      >LOOKING AT YOU I CAN READ YOUR MIND

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bf gets gets misty eyed at his mother’s funeral
    >get the ick and frick his friend the next day
    I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Harley Quinn, but we made her look like Lady Gaga
    >Cruella deVille, but we made her look like Lady Gaga
    >Harley Quinn but she’s actually Lady Gaga

    What the frick is going on here?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >evil villain woman is a hot white chick
      >powerful girlboss protagonist/support character is a fat ugly groid
      What did they mean by this?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because modern women relate more to Cruella De Ville, and those archetypes are reflected in pop culture now as an attractive women rather than an old hag. Also see: Maleficent and Wicked.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the "I hate women" thread?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      g r i m

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      basically a chuds ideal woman

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        A chud's ideal woman is a mixed-race black girl.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mixed
          Dropped.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          she'd want to go outside and do things. the other one is just like raging on the internet all day but you're getting your dick wet instead of thrusting your fingers into a keyboard.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like chocolate

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        wrong, a chuds ideal woman is Ashley jones or Rose

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Medium-tiddy Goth bawd
      >Marxist
      Imagine being 43 fricking years old and putting this in your dating profile kek. What a loser. Guaranteed she still has an inbox full of simps though.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this the "I hate women" thread?

        this is what girl autism looks like

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good for the occasional frick and maybe as "friends" (as long as you regularly test for STDs I guess), but nothing more. Definitely not as bad and insufferable as

        Is this the "I hate women" thread?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can fix he-
        >SWTOR
        It's over.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >LEFTISTS ONLY (NO LIBERALS)
      okay that's kind of based

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          god dating after 30 looks absolutely miserable, how are these prostitutes so run down?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >how are these prostitutes so run down?
            By spending their entire 20's fricking up their bodies and mental health.
            I'm in my mid-30's and recently dating after a divorce. Women like

            are probably 25%-50% of the dating pool in your 30's, the other 50% being dumb as rocks average single moms and fat women. The good news is, women in their early-mid 20's are into men in their 30's. When I see some worn out hag my age on a dating app, I don't even respond to their messages.
            When you're a single guy in your 30's, it becomes self-evident to date around 10 years younger.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              How do you find young women? I’m 32 and the youngest girl that has shown interest in me was 26

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >When you're a single guy in your 30's, it becomes self-evident to date around 10 years younger.

              Absolutely. I'm 35 and I have never dated a woman in her 30s. Virtually all of them have absolutely insufferable personalities and/or are in terrible physical shape due to decades of treating their bodies like shit.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                take the bored 40 something but genetically gifted milf pill

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, the only dates I've been on since my divorce are with <27 year olds. I lowered my standards and went on a date with a 34-year old former crush from my early 20's that I hadn't seen in years. While she was in good physical shape (looked like she hadn't aged a day since we were 21) I was completely disheartened to hear how much emotional baggage and "career oriented and driven" (lol) she was at 34.

                How do you find young women? I’m 32 and the youngest girl that has shown interest in me was 26

                Dating apps. The issue with women in their 20's is, a lot of them are pretty fricked up too and are only on dating apps for validation, so it doesn't go anywhere. A little harder to meet IRL unless you can cold approach at events like concerts, bars, etc.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I was completely disheartened to hear how much emotional baggage and "career oriented and driven" (lol) she was at 34.
                People can rarely connect after that.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Only bad sad about dating someone in their 20s when you’re 30 is getting them out of the mindset that social media is real life. But your other options are basically ran through hoes that suddenly want to change their life around because reality is crashing down

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            tbh those women are 1 in 1000 ragebait and your biggest problem is going to be meeting anyone in general who isn't in a long term relationship/single mother who only really wants you for financial support

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >1 in 1000
              More like 1 in 5 of single women when you're in your 30's. Those women are quite literally the aged millennial Tumblr generation.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              try one in ten if you live in a liberal city. these women are unironically everywhere. theres no net loss for a women to go poly. they get a comfy bf and get to frick all they like.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even women under 30 are trash

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Traditional
              >Conservative
              >old-fashioned
              >Covered in dogshit tattoos and colored hair
              lol, lmao

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I vehemently resent the thought that sex positive women don't make good long term partners.
                LOL

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You act like dudes are much better. Most guys are fat soibois.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a genetic evolution thing. Women have significantly less collagen in her skin and it's not cross linked so her skin will sag much sooner. This is also why they glow or look radiant in sunlight when young.
            Women weren't made to be still in the dating pool by 30 because by that time the vast majority of women already had plenty of kids and were busy tending to her family. Attracting a new man while she's still raising her kids is dangerous and might chase off the male that has settled for her so evolution decided to quickly wall off women's looks to discourage this.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This one is the worst so far. I've argued with countless women like this, because I'm too autistic to let it go whenever they say some moronic thing, which is bound to happen if you hang out with them for more than 20 minutes. I've ruined countless nights for this type of woman and their disappointed husbands.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Smarter than you so don't even bother trying to fake it
        This is what a state college liberal arts degree and surrounding yourself with a bubble of simps does to a b***h kek.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would have this girl absolutely seething within five minutes and she’d still end up fricking me.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        most people are awful when it comes to bdsm subjects
        lots of men act like outright indians in that 'crowd'

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >submissive in the bedroom, dominant outside
      wow how truly unique! im absolutely sure it isnt a case of her being an unbearable c**t outside and her idea of submission is having a million different things she wants doing to her that will never match up to her fantasies and effectively uses the man as a sex toy in the pursuit of acting them out and wont hesitate to never speak to him again if he doesnt read her mind

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        let her go bro

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i have no interest in having sex with women
          it's just tiring hearing terminally online weirdos act like they invented the wheel because they want to have their cake and eat it too

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's every thread. And that's a good thing.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the only time I've ever found Emma Stone attractive.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    kinda happened to a friend of mine during his divorce. she left their dog out in the heat and it died, supposedly she just 'forgot'.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >brother took too long in the bathroom
    >call his gf and act like his lover
    CALIFORNIA GIRLS WE ARE UNDENIABLE

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This remake is fricking trash but I can tolerate it’s existence for giving me Goth Emma Stone.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would cut my girls clit off

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    every single goddamn woman on dating apps is obsessed with travel, what the frick is going on, it never used to be like this.

    about 8 years ago when I would browse these things, it was mostly girls at home/resturaunts/maybe a concert

    now every other fricking picture is them in rome, paris, japan, and their bios are all about how much they travel. where the frick do they get the money for this????

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know

      Instagram prostitutes get paid to go overseas and frick dudes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know

      Instagram prostitutes get paid to go overseas and frick dudes.

      even the basic ones, they pay for coach to japan (idk about elsewhere but even from england, shop well and you can get a return to japan for like £800 right now and it used to be half that)
      buy this, get an airbnb (this used to be as low as £35 a night for your own studio a stop away from Shibuya)
      now the essentials have been sorted, it's really a case of needing money to buy some overpriced vintage clothes in Harajuku, having enough storage space on your phone to take 100 pictures at the Pokemon store and Dover Street Market and then hop on tinder to find some simp who will buy your dinner
      there, a pretty cheap trip to Japan and you can use the photos on social media for the next decade

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it was ALWAYS like this. I made this collage back in 2016

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >where the frick do they get the money for this?
      You know how there's a lot of concern about a gender pay gap and most of it can be explained away with men preferring better pay over better benefits? The chief benefit a lot women want is to travel. I have multiple women in my family who work the jobs they do because they get paid to travel.
      I can even travel to just about anywhere in the world for next to nothing because my femcel sister works for a major airline and lists me as her prime beneficiary.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        every single goddamn woman on dating apps is obsessed with travel, what the frick is going on, it never used to be like this.

        about 8 years ago when I would browse these things, it was mostly girls at home/resturaunts/maybe a concert

        now every other fricking picture is them in rome, paris, japan, and their bios are all about how much they travel. where the frick do they get the money for this????

        simp men pay $$$$ for women to get instagram photos infront of meme locations

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          we are reaching levels of narcissism and cuckoldry that shouldn't even be possible

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          b***h looks like gollum while stalking frodo

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          we are reaching levels of narcissism and cuckoldry that shouldn't even be possible

          That's clearly a joke.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes but like many jokes it's merely an exaggeration (and not even a big one) of something very real

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            he's being 100% serious

            yes they also went to nice restaurants and got on a pontoon or whatever the frick, but make no mistake, he did pay exorbitant amounts of money so she could take a picture on some fricking rock

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >being so privileged you can point to a photo anywhere in the world and actually go there
          She's the closest you can get to being a Jumper (2006) irl. GIWTWM

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Travel is a sign of wealth. Travel makes easy flex content on social media.

      'I like to travel' is basically soft sex advertisement. You have money to take her somewhere nice you can frick her.
      All of them going for the top 10% hence every b***h now really fricking likes to travel.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it was ALWAYS like this. I made this collage back in 2016

      Yeah ngl I'm pretty envious of chads and Stacies whose social medias are just endless vacations to some of the nicest places on earth. No idea how they afford it (both time and money) but tbf I think at least some of them I know rough it by backpacking and/or living out of their car and such. Still, I'm not in a position to do even that and it sure beats a dead end office job like I have.

      >where the frick do they get the money for this?
      You know how there's a lot of concern about a gender pay gap and most of it can be explained away with men preferring better pay over better benefits? The chief benefit a lot women want is to travel. I have multiple women in my family who work the jobs they do because they get paid to travel.
      I can even travel to just about anywhere in the world for next to nothing because my femcel sister works for a major airline and lists me as her prime beneficiary.

      >my sister works for a major airline and lists me as her prime beneficiary
      Your sister must really love you anon. You're very lucky imo.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Travel wasn't popular with normies until social media. Reason? Women can post lots of pictures to social media as a flex. If social media didn't exist, "travel" would be mostly family vacations, business trips, and college spring breaks like it was before the 2010's. When a woman says she loves to travel, what she's really saying is that she's a social media addict.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Travel wasn't popular with normies until social media.

        Do you think everyone here was born in 2005 and and doesn't remember what things were like less than 20 years ago? No, travelling has been popular with wealthy people for more than a fricking century. How easy to bullshit do you think we are?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >wealthy people
          >discussion is about the average woman on tinder
          stfu tard

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah. The type you're talking about are almost all comfortably upper middle class with affluent parents.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bullshit. Almost every woman I know has massive credit card debt that they can't pay off with their 30k a year office job because they wanted to "live their best life" and travel to Europe for a month.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          How do you know how often average women traveled in the early 2000s?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            data shows female travel increased by absurd amounts since 2010, curiously correlates with the rise of social media but thats probably nothing 🙂

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              im agreeing with you, im saying before the late 00s, women (especially single women <30) did not travel to europe and asia 3x a year because they had nobody to show off to

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        our age is so fricking moronic lmao. the internet fricked everything up

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Went on a date from tinder the other day, she had cute picture of her in Santorini Greece.
      When I got to our date spot she looked nothing like her picture. When asked about that trip she said it was like 8 years ago lol.
      Women will take a trip to Paris or Italy for 5 days (spend like ~1k$) and use these pictures for the next 10 years.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine using pictures from like 10 years ago on your Tinder because you haven't done anything fun in a long time haha.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Almost all women who are 28+ on dating apps use 5-10 year old photos.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Went on a date from tinder the other day, she had cute picture of her in Santorini Greece.
            When I got to our date spot she looked nothing like her picture. When asked about that trip she said it was like 8 years ago lol.
            Women will take a trip to Paris or Italy for 5 days (spend like ~1k$) and use these pictures for the next 10 years.

            This, I've been on at least 3 dates where the woman is way fatter in person.
            I used to have a good sense for that but i think my radar is weakening

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    hey, gay guys on dating apps, if you choose female as your gender to be put in front of straight guys i genuinely hope you get aids and die

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She’s hot way better than the frog fallout protag

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >my frog > your frog

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >meet friends for lunch
    >squeal in fake excitement when we see each other
    >gush about our lives and relationships
    >prettiest girl steps away for a phone call
    >we all call her a b***h and a prostitute and a c**t and wish death upon her
    >she comes back
    >act delighted to see her

    IM BOSSY

    IM THE b***h YALL LOVE TO HATE

    IM THE CHICK THAT RAISED THE STAKES

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      At their core, all women hate each other. That's why all-women businesses never work.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats how i dress for my sex orgies

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't look at her the same way after watching that webm from pretty things. She looks like a beautiful frog, but naked she looks like a plank

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the whole incelcord came out of the woodwork for this one jc

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