>boyfriend has a single piece of glitter on his slacks
>start an onlyfans
IM A SINNER IM A SAINT, I DO NOT FEEL ASHAMED
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>boyfriend has a single piece of glitter on his slacks. >start an onlyfans
>ask boyfriend to be more emotionally communicative
>he tells me he's depressed
>dump him instantly
WELL GOOD FOR YOU YOU LOOK HAPPY AND HEALTHY
>ask boyfriend to be more emotionally communicative
>"No"
>moisture
>so much moisture
Fricking accurate. Just laid into my wife last night for this bullshit double standard. Every women I've dated has done it
>"Anon, I'm just so emotionally complex. I'm so full of sadness and stress and I'm so ugly nobody will love me I'm just a mess of a woman with so much baggage please love me for all I am and take care of my problems"
>"Ok"
>"Omg I love you frick me raw!"
>"Anon, why are you acting like this?"
>"I'm sorry, I'm stressed with work and haven't been feeling my best since my friend got cancer. I never get time to myself. I'd just appreciate some help with things."
>"OMG Anon! Just get over it! You're affecting my mood and making me want to leave you! Holy shit you're so selfish!"
My GF was always supportive the few times I was going through some tough shit, in a very motherly way even. Is it because she's autistic? Is she an outlier when it comes to women behavior?
You know unironically, probably.
Most definitely. We actually joke about it sometimes. She's very stunted emotionally and it's stuff I didn't realize until after we already got married and by then I was kind of into deep, we got pregnant really quick. But there are definitely other girls I've dated who gave me shit for being emotional or stressed out. Clearly it's something with me, but for some reason I always end up with girls who are attuned to biting right back rather than supporting me. I do spend a lot of time thinking about like the two girls that were extremely nurturing and whatever the frick happened to them. I think it scared me too much and I ended things.
>we got pregnant
>we
lol fricking homosexual, I bet you have a "IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE..." sign in your front yard
YWNBAD
same but she ended up being like the others, my guess is it's temporary, enjoy it while you can.
>Is she an outlier when it comes to women behavior?
No. I’ve never dated a woman that did this
. But I also don’t date moronic women so maybe that’s on me.
how do I find a non moronic woman
By not being an autist who can't gauge emotional intelligence from his partners. I look for qualities I would find in a best friend but in a girl.
>but those women don’t exist
Guess I must be real lucky then. Or you’re wrong.
So, how come you have to keep finding these women?
Something tells me you are a moron.
This is me and my gf, except the roles are reversed. I am such a catty b***h.
YOU BETRAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYED MEEEEEEEE
>My father suffers a stroke
>Doctors tell us it's pretty bad, and we should prepare to lose him
>Hits me there and then that I've never told him how much he means to me
>Starts crying
>Wife comforts me, but the next couple of days I can tell something is off
>Father recovers fine, wife is back to her old self for a month then starts distancing herself
>Six months later: Divorce, she's found someone else
>New gf don't understand why I never share my feelings with her at all
Is this a meme? I have heard so many stories like this on Cinemaphile
Real shit in my case. Nearly 11 years down the drain. Of course, she never admitted that was the moment she stopped loving me, but the timeline fits too well.
>Nearly 11 years down the drain.
That sucks anon.
But I think a difference between men and (toxic) women is, men think breaking up after 11 years is a loss, whereas with women it's like changing jobs or moving to a new house.
Same anon here, or getting a new car. Kek. How accurate is my theory?
no I bet you were a nagging israelite
Women are pathetic cave b***hes who need Cronk to rape them into submission after clubbing them over the head. That's how they operate and used to operate
are you underage or something? it isn't a meme. literally every male I've ever talked to has a story like this.
Is the female nature. If they see you crying they will lose respect for you.
In fact you are better treating women like shit and cheating on them than them seeing you like a weak person.
It is in fact a meme to pretend we have ever had girlfriends, yes
Nope, it's not a meme and if you go to female circles they talk about it too.
Women will never look at you the same way if you cry in front of them.
a friend of my dad's had his 12 year old dog die and lost his job within a week and a half. his wife divorced him because it was "too much for her to deal with alone"
what the frick
It doesn't matter what they say, women do not like emotion.
I missed this meme.
I was surprised by how hard it seemed to trigger some anons, looks like we've got a few such individuals in the thread already
It was funny because it's clearly a mix of oddly specific grievances from someone who clearly just went through a breakup and random bullshit from incels who've never spoken to a woman
it's funny because it says nothing about the subject matter (women) but a lot about people making it. Many of them clearly haven't spoken to a woman outside of their family for years
go back
i was here for like a decade before all those people came during 2016 elections
>if i say was here before they will respect me
leftoids are truly moronic, now go back
huh? I only pointed out that you are the ones that should go back. Anyone can look up the archive and see how this board looked like before you invaded
Holy shit i just noticed, the subhuman posted hours before, but since nobody replied he posted again lmao
here
Wtf good catch this dude is seething, is it safe to assume he's the one spamming the thread as well?
He will never be a woman btw
Best Lo-keyed meme.
>ask boyfriend for $4
>he gives me $5
>spend the extra $1 on drugs
BABOOSHKA YEAH YEAH
This type of woman thinks Kate Bush is a pick-me b***h. Try again.
it fits perfectly coz it triggers men - that's the point of the meme numbnuts
Do not bring Kate Bush into this, it doesnt fit.
Kate Bush is queen of the art hoes ya geek
>boyfriend doesn't come back after I scratch him, trash his ps5 and emailed child porn to his whole office
WOOOO OH OH OOHHH
CAUGHT IN A BAD ROMANCE
Fricking lmao
>boyfriend cheats emotionally (talks to his sister sometimes)
>take a facial from his dad
OH SHES SWEET BUT A PSYCHO
A LITTLE BIT PSYCHO
>think he's about to break up with me
>feed his dog razor blades
HELLO DADDY, HELLO MOM
>get angry at bf for lifting weights insteas of spending time with me
>actually just don't want him to be fit while i get fat
A B C D E F YOU! AND YOUR MOM AND YOUR SISTER AND YOUR JOB
What are you incels on about now?
Why did you stop calling us misogynist or chauvinist
This has been a meme since the Cruella movie. Get the frick out newbie
Disney got their shit pushed in when Joker became more culturally relevant than Endgame so they tried to copy it with Cruella, it didn't work out but they forced this funny meme while shilling it!
go donate to hassan or something you homosexual
>see new cute guy at work
>scream at my bf when I get home and he's in his underwear
RIGHT ABOUT NOW IT'S TIME TO ROCK WITH THE BIGGITY-BUCK BUMBLE
>RIGHT ABOUT NOW IT'S TIME TO ROCK WITH THE BIGGITY-BUCK BUMBLE
Kek
Is this a zoomer thing? Seems homosexual enough.
>Is this a zoomer thing? Seems homosexual enough.
holy newbie
>boyfriend liked a picture of his ex on instagram
>cry about it to my orbiters on discord so they buy things off my wishlist
OOOH BARRACUDA
Jeez, too real
>new guy is silent and doesn't make eye contact with me
>tell hr he makes me uncomfortable and they fire him
LET ME IN YOUR WORLD YOU KNOW WHAT I SPY
>boyfriend doesn't wear the new sweater I gave him yesterday
>start sending nudes to my ex
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN BOUT MY REPUTATION
>start sending nudes to my ex
I've been that ex. Left her and got a new gf. Didn't even care for the nudes, just felt bad about her new bf. He ended up leaving her too lel
>learn that boyfriend has a gun
>redflag him to police
I CRASHED YOUR CAR INTO A BRIDGE
>have a dream my bf cheated on me
>act like a psycho who can't tell reality from fantasy
I'M BOSSY
I'M THE b***h Y'ALL LOVE TO HATE
I'M THE CHICK THAT RAISED THE STAKES
pretty real, spanish ex didn't talk to me for half the day and cried and said sorry. Fricking stupid
>yoga instructor blows me off
>trash him on social media until he has to retire
GO ON TAKE EVERYTHING, TAKE EVERYTHING, I WANT YOU TO
>hot colleague fricks me hard and fast in the break room giving me leg-trembling orgasms
>go home, boyfriend asks how my day was
>"oh, the usual boring grind."
I'M JUST A GIRL, GUESS I'M SOME KIND OF FREAK
>dad didn't buy me the new doll when I was 8
>get piercings, tattoos and a black boyfriend for my 18th birthday
I'M LOSING MY FAVORITE GAME
Will she be unhinged for the sequel?
>the sequel
>boyfriend leaves the toilet seat up
>out him and the company he works for as toxic abusive misogynists on social media so he gets fired
THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG
>have dream boyfriend cheats on me
>key his car and take a creampie from his coworker
AND ITS A SAD SAD WORLD
WHEN A BOY WILL BREAK A GIRL
JUST BECAUSE HE CAN
>I'm just gonna get an STD and pregnant from a guy who has no investment in a relationship with me
Yea, you sure showed your ex.
>know the child isn't my boyfriend's
>claim it is anyway and get mad if he ever brings it up
*crab rave begins playing*
Sounds like what a woman would do.
Avoid dealing with problems and instead emotionally pressure you into craziness, yeh
Women are basically children
I don't get it but she's tragically beautiful
Back 10 years ago we made fun of the DAMAGED joker by coming up with ridiculous situations where your mom would get mad and claiming we were insane, then quoting 00s hard rock songs.
Bruh it wasn't that long ago
It’s very close to ten now
>10 years ago
lmao the meme ain't that old
Yeah I don't get this one in particular chief
>husband is being an abusive narcissist (didn't do something the exact second i asked one time after being my obedient b***h slave for years)
>divorce him, refuse to let him see the kids ever again, turn our sons trans, and start an onlyfans with our daughter
TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT
EVERYTHING YOU OWN IN THE BOX TO THE LEFT
Many such cases
>boyfriend doesn’t give me enough attention (despite me texting him constantly when we’re in the same room while he’s playing video games)
>threaten to kill myself
IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY
IT CANT BE THAT BAD
>boyfriend is sick with the coof
>in quarantine for two weeks
>need someone to scratch my womanly itch
>frick his dad while I wait
WHEN YOU TRY TO COME FOR ME, I KEEP ON FLOURISHING
You zesty frickers just wanted an excuse to sing sassy songs
>eat co-workers lunch at work
>when she complains tell her I saw other co-worker eat it
>sit back and watch the carnage
I. AM. CRUELLA
Poor form, try getting the meme before posting
I don’t get the reference to ANY of these songs, except barracuda. Are these real lyrics or are y’all just making shit up?
At least one post is a reference to an N64 game about gun toting bees.
the soundtrack became relevant after a blog tier article was posted about how good the soundtrack is, now every streamer has it as part of their rotation so more and more ppl listen to it casually.
Don't accuse me of watching streamers, that song's been in my head for twenty years after mummy rented it at Blockbuster for me. The game isn't good.
A key point to distinguish mediocre and good examples of this format is using songs women actually find empowering, not what men think women find empowering. You gotta know lady music. And Buck Bumble.
I also wondered this and started googling songs. I think either a homosexual (in the non-disparaging sense) or a literal biological female posted all of these.
buck bumble goes hard
if you listen to the radio, plenty of these songs are on
>You really aren't doing it right. The original idea was doing mundane woman things not weird incel fantasies of what evil women would do
>husband unpauses the movie while I grab a snack
>flush his heart medication down the drain
THE DOG DAYS ARE OVER
do you have a peer reviewed source to back that up?
these posts always make me laugh
This. But only the ones that are accurate to the original intentions of the meme.
>husband cries when his mom dies (ick)
>divorce him and take a trip to europe to “find myself”
I DON’T WANNA PLAY HOUSE
>boyfriend takes me on an amazing date a few days back
>someone I know died
>decide to make it all about myself and start being mean to everyone
>boyfriend tries to support me and talk
>break up because he just tells me he loves me when drunk
CUZ BABY YOU'RE A FIREWORK CMON LET YOUR COLORS BURST
186827993
if this is true then post the archive or shut the frick up, Black person
Meme however you want but the obvious pattern in just this thread is
>normal thing
>woman over reacts
FEMALE SONG
exactly, that's what the meme is on paper
it just so happens that for every 1 biological female, there are 100 incels on this board, hence the general tilt toward women doing insane shit
it's still funny
this is also true, I don't know half of these songs, I'm forced to take your word for it
>ACSHUALLY the meme database doesn't say that
Fricking kys, how about that one?
Women do get mad at you for something you did in a dream though.
Their pussies also really do dry up the second you get self-deprecating in a non-funny way, or ever express weakness or feelings or doubts.
It's not until they're premenopausal that "I love you" is something they like to hear.
>Women do get mad at you for something you did in a dream though.
This is true. I have had this experience and way too many men I know have had this experience for it to just be some incel meme. Same thing with the whole "open up emotionally, woman dumps you". Too many men have this experience for it to just be some mgtow shit.
>the archive
anon, I...
...it's dead...
it's back, Shane
burn local
>walking down the street with my boyfriend
>he bumps into an attractive female work colleague, says hello
>two days later send him a picture of me sucking another man's dick
I WAS BORN THIS WAY
>husband casually refers to his elderly female coworker as his work wife
>fill the bath tub with ice water and dump his macbook and gaming consoles in it
I AM NO MOTHER I AM NO BRIDE I AM KING
>Boyfriend goes to get an oil change instead of taking me out shopping
>Firebomb his truck and frick his dog
BUT I’VE GOT A BLANK SPACE BABY, *Click* AND I’ll WRITE YOUR NAME
Just fyi. This billy Mays jackass isn't a feminist. It's a janny that stole my heat thread. So I cursed him in his heat thread and started this thread.
Jannies are like women. Vindictive, petty, and stupid.
>bf puts his arm around female in a picture
>smash his computer and call up the ex who "raped" me in college
I'VE GOT ALL MY LIFE TO GIVE, I'VE GOT ALL MY LOVE TO GIVE
>boyfriend won't let me lay on his arm for an entire movie
>crush up all my birth control pills and put them in his shampoo bottle
SHE GOT BETTE DAVIS EYES
up all my birth control pills and put them in his shampoo bottle
What does this do?
Nerve gas.
Imagine how pissed this dude is.
She’s not going to frick you because you defended her online via Billy Mays. It will also not make you any more of a woman.
>boyfriend wishes sister happy birthday
>kill his dog
ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT
GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM
>Boyfriend posts jokes about women in a cruella thread
>Lose my fricking mind and start spamming some gay billy mays shit for attention
AND EEEEEEEEYYYEEEEIIAAAI WILLLL ALWAAAYS LOOOVEEE YOOUUUU AIIIIEEEOOUUUIIAAAAI
Breaking the 4th wall
>boyfriend mispronounces a word while talking to a group of friends
>spend the next 5 months slowly poisioning him with rat posion
SHE'S THE BADDEST OF THEM ALL
>tell boyfriend we‘re on a break
>get mad when he fricks someone else
SO NOONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY
good
>boyfriend doesn’t park his bike next to mine
>rp as gestapo for the rest of the relationship
BUSS IT , BUSS IT, BUSS IT,
IS YOU FRICKING, TWO SHOTS, FRICK IY
>tell woman at work she looks beautiful
>when she walks off comment that she has gained weight
YOU CAN GO YOUR OWN WAY
>dreamt that my boyfriend was cheating on me.
>Be silent and passive-aggressive for the rest of the day
CUZ I CAN LOVE ME BETTER THAN YOU CAN *chorus* CAN LOVE ME BETTER BABE*
>Boyfriend asks where I want to eat
>Tell him anywhere's fine
>He picks a place
>Give him the silent treatment for 3 days because I didn't like the place
I'M THAT BAD TYPE MAKE YOUR MAMA SAD TYPE
>"What will you have?"
>tell bf just the salad
>end up eating his food and barely touching the salad
I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT
>Boyfriend farts in bed
>Get my revenge by positioning my butt in front of his sleeping face and letting off a big brap just as he wakes up
I DO MY HAIR TOSS CHECK MY NAILS
>Get my revenge by positioning my butt in front of his sleeping face and letting off a big brap just as he wakes up
haha yeah, I'm sure that made him angry lol, I would hate it if my girlfriend did that to me haha
You're a sick frick.
How do you know all these garbage pop songs?
Exposure from our girlfriends, duh. Is yours into artsy shit?
No, I don't have a girlfriend. I just realised you'll constantly listen to shitty pop music by having a moronic gf just like you'll listen to shitty rap music when surrounded by Black folk.
Mine is into goth music (like, actual goth music, Bauhaus, etc.). Shit is pretty good, they just sound all the same
I just google Katy Perry songs
>post laughing selfie on instagram
>spend the next hour crying in the bathroom for no reason
I WANNA BE LIKE
I WANNA BE LIKE
MOST GIRLS
>boyfriend didn't "Like" my photo 0.05s after I uploaded it
>start sending nudes to his boss
BORN IN A WORLD OF STRIFE
>Best friend is texting my boyfriend behind my face.
>Replace her birth control with baby aspirin again.
THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG TAKE BACK MY LIFE SONG
>again
Nice touch, very nice.
Before this terrible thread dies i just want to say she was hot as frick in this movie, just like every other movie she's in
alright billy mays spammer, you can leave
>Hear BF said "I want to eat"
>Not sure if he said "I want to cheat" so frick his 2 best friends behind his back
AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO CAN SAVE US
NOT GONNA STAND HERE AND WAAAIT
>abort child behind boyfriend's back
>break up with him when he says he feels sad he won't be a dad
ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
I just learned women want engagement rings and a 2nd wedding ring. And the engagement ring should cost min 2 months pay check.
Not really sure what i get in return?
1 month for engagement. And you need to get her ring size, tell her ahead of time without telling her so she can get a manicure ahead of time for the photos, pick a good proposal spot that's not too flashy but also makes her feel special because she needs to show off without looking like a spoiled brat, and you better buy the insurance on that ring because she WILL want to change it.
At least the wedding ring she helps you pick out. And when you get one for yourself, get a silicone ring. They're less than 50 bucks and most places give free replacements, most men get them now. My metal ring was over $200, which is still way less than her $2,000 engagement ring and $500 wedding ring
You get nothing. Remember also that a lot of gemstones (but especially diamonds) have their value artificially created through keeping supply low because their production is owned by very few, and is a literal monopoly in the case of diamonds. Most gemstones are also mined through essentially slave labor, child slaves included
Women are well aware of this but if you got a woman a false diamond she would reject it
It is the willingness to spend a lot of money on something completely worthless that brings only suffering into the world that they like
>and is a literal monopoly in the case of diamonds
Coca Cola has a larger market share of the soda market than the de Beers ever did of the diamond market, and the the de Beers' control has plummeted over the last few decades. You fell for reddit science.
>b-but they're not as bad as one of the most evil corporations
THE GOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN!
>bf shows me his favourite movie
>go on my phone the whole time
>say it was too confusing at the end
IM AN ALABAMA Black person AND I WANNA BE FREE
>ask bf if he would still love me if I were a dung beetle
>he hesitates for a split second
>set his dog on fire
EVERY LITTLE THING THAT YOU SAY OR DO
>My bf proposes to me
>I say yes
>We have a lovely wedding
>Spend the next 60 years together and raise two happy children
>He gets cancer and declines
>Saying our goodbyes on his deathbed
>I say I'll always love him
>He dies peacefully and happy
I JUST TOOK A DNA TEST, TURNS OUT I'M 100% THAT b***h
>boyfriend says he's making a surprise dinner tonight
>tell him I'm an adventurous eater so I'm excited
>he makes a time consuming ethnic dish with salads, sauces, sides and lots of expensive ingredients
>yell at him because it wasn't something I wanted and I refuse to eat it
>he tells me I'm acting spoiled
>walk out on him and start fricking the first guy I see on tinder
TO REMIND ME OF THE CROSS I BEAR THAT YOU GAVE TO ME
>Watching TV with bf.
>He asks if I want a drink.
>I say no.
>He gets himself a drink and dosen't bring me one.
>Wait for him to go to sleep
>Dump a pot of boiling bleach on his head.
SHE'S SO LUCK. SHE'S A STAR...
>Boyfriend breaths
>kill his dog
OLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM
I hate women like I hate a naughty child.
They just need correction.
Half the posts here are just people's cuck fetishes.
>Be stressed from work
>Break down in tears
>Take a break for 6 months
>Be stressed from housework
NANANANANANA I WANNA START A FIGHT
>boyfriend gets a strange letter and leaves
>send him a break-up letter
IT AIN'T ME, IT AIN'T ME, I AIN'T NO FORTUNATE OOOOONE
>Read carefully my boyfriend's work presence sheet
>Notice he had half a day off and didn't tell me
>pour bleach on his favorite vidya
MEN'S SHIRT SHORT SKIRT
OOOHOOHHHAA
I was actually cheating on her that day though
>bf accuses me of cheating on him with my bestie
BA
TER
RY
>get pregnant and decide to take a career break with a year of paid maternity leave
>don't get informed of possible promotions and job opportunities within the company during my break
>sue for discrimination and win
>sink the entire company and cause 500 redundancies
I'M A b***h
I'M A LOVER
I'M A CHILD
I'M A MOTHER
I'M A SINNER
I'M A SAINT
I DO NOT FEEL ASHAMED
winning move
>see my bf is having a tough time
>tell him to open up
>lose any respect I have for him when he sohows his weak side
>break up with him shortly after
I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL
>boyfriend is a bit boring
>get pregnant by a coworker
>my rotten womb aborts the fetus before a doctor can
I SAVE DICK BY GIVING IT CPR
>bf dreams of another woman
>go get sloshed at my bestie's bachelor party (we both fricked the male stripper)
MY LIFE MY VOICE
MY RIGHTS MY CHOICE
IT'S MINE OR I'M JUST SWINE
>enter joke thread
>get mad
>reply to every single post
AND YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ME ROAR
>bf pays for rent, utilities and food
>break up with him when he politely asks me to stop spending money on Amazon gadgets I saw on TikTok
I’M A SAVAGE. CLASSY, BOUGIE, RATCHET
>make bf order me an expensive dish at a restaurant
>bf gets upset when I eat his food instead because I don't like the dish I made him order for me
>trash his room while he's at work and take a pic of it for clout on twitter
ONCE I HAD A LOVE AND IT WAS A GAS
SOON TURNED OUT I HAD A HEART OF GLASS
>fantasizing about a woman cheating on you
this thread is beyond pathetic
it's both the best and the worst thread on Cinemaphile right now due to triggered troony meltdown
I was going to guess that you are a male "ally", but now I think you are a woman (a real one). Am I correct?
>Boyfriend forgot to buy something at the store
>Throw his father's ashes in the compost heap
>I never actually asked for it
I SEE NOR HEAR NO EVIL
BLACK WRITINGS ON THE WALL
UNLEASHED A MILLION FACES
AND ONE BY ONE THEY FALL
>Ask boyfriend if he thinks I'm getting fat
>frick his friend if he lies to protect my feelings
>frick his brother if he tells me the truth
GIRL PUT YOUR RECORD ON. TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE SONG.
>quit job to start my own business
>have lots of savings but it's tough
>stress out but keep a face and routine
>wife notices and pushes me to open up
>open up
>asks for divorce
>"be more emotional as a man!"
yeah never again, I'll die with everything bottled up ty
Virtually every woman wants a strong, silent man who will provide for her and listen to her b***h about anything and everything. The second you reveal any kind of emotion or insecurity to her, she instantly feels both overwhelmed by having to deal with someone else's emotion and thinks less of you as a man. It's insanely hypocritical and far too common.
>boyfriend is a good son and phones his mother weekly
>she's taking his love away from me, I hate her and wish she was dead
IT'S NOT FAIR TO DENY ME, OF THE CROSS I BEAR THAT YOU GAVE TO ME
what I don’t get is why are they always complaining I’m not reacting to what they say or complain about? Wtf am I supposed to say? I know they don’t want advice and just want to vent, but even if I’m like "oh really oh that’s tough" then she’s all like you never empathize with me. Tf do you even say
b***h test. When they complain, rape them.
>arrive home
>bf on the phone with his mother
>he waves but doesn't say hi
>leave for six months without a trace
NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA BATMAN
>get engaged
>immediately cheat
DONT WANT DONT WANT DONT WANT NO SHORT DICK MAN
>bf fell asleep in bed with the dog taking my spot
>spray his aircon intake in his car with month old period blood
DU! DU HAST!
Man this thread sucks
To be fair, everything sucks when ure an incel sadsack
just a bit of banter las, no need to stub your feminine toes
i dont get it
Your love life will insanely improve when you realize that women have to be treated like children.
They may screencap this post and post it on their social media, making fun of us but their next retwitted content will be a meme saying dumb shit like "WHEN YOU ARE MAD AT HIM AND YOU KNOW HE'S RIGHT BUT YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T LET HIM WIN" and the comments will be filled with women saying "omg meee"
This used to be common knowledge but now our whole society is built upon women’s insecurities. Men are literally better at everything so they need to cope by creating narratives and repeat them ad nauseam.
Fricking hate this meme a lot because I feel like everybody posting is me, but this one post anon, holy shit I've been telling my friend this for months.
It doesn't help that social media also perpetuates this shit and makes them yearn for attention and dopamine from said attention. The other anon mentioning those fricking images too
>You never heal from pain, you just learn to live with it.
It feels like I'm venting about every woman I know by even posting in this thread.
Before social media fricked everything with women, men were never 'dangerous incels' rejected by society either. Men used to say
>Women! Am I right fellas?
Ok but how do you treat children? I’m literally awkward af around children, I talk to them like adults
google how to speak to children and you will find that is entirely applicable to women
For example, you don't argue with children, you speak with patiente, and understanding that they are not capable of a rational discussion.
I'm not a misogist, but obviously, you will instantly notice when a woman is like this.
>how to raise an unbearable brat
to be fair, kids are already born with their personality. Good parenting helps but little brats will be little shits no matter what
only fans made me realize that islam is right about women
Literally every woman above 5/10 has or considers opening an onlyfans.
>Husband has an affair with a younger girl because I've been insufferable since we moved to his boring, not urban town
>Fake my own death and create false evidence to incriminate him and ruin his entire life
IT'S LIKE RAIN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY, IT'S A FREE RIDE WHEN YOU'VE ALREADY PAID
Affairs are never justified.
yep. If you don't feel anything for your patner, just fricking tell them.
You really frick up people life when you cheat
So you cheated on your wife and then killed her?
>wear something skimpy and get catcalled
>deny my boyfriend of sex for 2 months because men are all sexist pigs
>frick chad on the side because sex is part of a woman's health
MY NECK MY BACK LICK MY PUSSY AND MY CRACK
I just wanna say that Billy anon forgot the quick chop. That one was a quality product
>radicalize my friends against men because my dad wasn't present in my childhood
>date the butthole that called me a fat c**t, lies, abuses me and fricks my sister
NEVERMIND I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOUUU
>dogsit a pitbull and try to frick it
>get my entire face bitten off and part of my body mauled
>undergo reconstructive surgery and multiple interviews telling my story
>get a golden retriever
DON'T STOP
BELIEVING
HOLD ON TO THAT FEELING
Was this actually confirmed to be what happened or are incels just projecting their own depravity on a tragic incident
She was found naked and her clothes folded to the side.
Rumor started by pit bull “advocates”
I'd believe you if there weren't actual police footage of when they found her.
Police footage doesn’t show any folded clothes? They claim the dogs ripped her clothes off, which seems reasonable considering how long the cops took to get in and help her. Not saying women don’t frick dogs but I don’t think she was.
>fricking dogs goes wrong
>claim he got violent and ripped my clothes off for no reason
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT WHOOF WHOOF WHOOF WHOOF
Yeah there are no clothes folded to the side
She claims the dogs ripped her clothes off and considering they ripped her entire face off including her ears I'd say that's not outside the realm of possibility
>Boyfriend gave me the "ick" one too many times
>Gaslight one of my orbiters to do a murder suicide on him
I WANNA GET IN TROUBLE, I WANNA START A FIGHT
>Husband gets home from work at 11pm after 14 hour shift and sleeps instead of doing dishes, while I stay home because I can't have a job due to anxiety.
>Do Tarot reading and leave my husband because I got a 9 of swords, then tell him I can't be around him at all anymore because I'm an empath and need positive energy and vibes, so his sadness affects me too much.
I'M COMING OUT SO YOU BETTER GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
>boyfriend complains about me partying with my girls (frick some guys behind his back)
>call his mom to say he's going to jump from a bridge
YOU FOUND A NEW GIRL IN A COUPLE WEEKS
>husband called a woman on the phone (said it was the insurance agency, bullshit)
>contract an STD from some unwashed bum and let him frick me without a condom (usually he has to), go to court and sue him for not disclosing he is pozzed
FRICK BEING A PRINCESS I'M A KING
>See BF talking to a busty blonde girl
>Frick his best friend
DONT GO JASON WATERFALLS
I've cried in front of my gf a few times and if anything it made her like me more.
I've been led to believe that this is impossible. What gives?
My husband has cried in front of me twice and both times I just wanted to hug him and tell him everything’s going to be all right. Probably helps that he’s 6’4 and built like a brick wall.
>My husband
post breasts RIGHT NAO
newbies, summer etc
shut up b***h and post breasts
post breasts or YWNBAW
>make bf take me to the ER because my stomach hurts
>turns out I was just constipated because I didn't drink water and only ate McDonald's for three days in a row
>$3k bill for IV and ultrasound sent to my bf's address because I gave the hospital his contact info instead of mine
OHHH I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY
I WANNA FEEL THAT HEAT WITH SOMEBODY
>Husband's dad died
>Flirt with husband's brother at the funeral
BLACK DICK BLACK DICK, BABY GIVE REAL QUICK REAL QUICK
>boyfriend takes call from his female boss
>roofie him and stick a corn cob up his ass
THERE’S SOME HOS IN THIS HOUSE
this one is an actual roastie
this is the funniest thread in awhile i can't breev
>bf goes out and gets food
>tell him i'm not hungry
>i actually am
BOOM CLAP THE SOUND OF MY HEART THE BEAT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON YEAH!
This meme is lame. And y'all incels wonder why women won't talk to you.
damn sourpants, live laugh love
>tell my boyfriend he needs to go to therapy
>he starts emotionally cheating on me by seeing a female therapist so i let his brother creampie me
I HOPE YOU'VE GOT A SAFETY NET
Therapy is such a meme. Going to therapy never helped me but fricking a hooker over the course of a few months and opening up to her has done wonders for my mental health, as well as being cheaper.
>drive my bf to the mall with me
>throw a tantrum in public because he won't buy me everything I want
>crash my car on the way home and start crying so he can't dump with me without being the bad guy
OH DADDY DEAR YOU KNOW YOU'RE STILL NUMBER ONE
BUT GIRLS THEY WANNA HAVE FUN
Ayooo crystal cafe back at it with the billy spam.
>move in with boyfriend and spend 5 years leeching off because I have no employable skills
>boyfriend loses job so I drop him for someone else
I JUST NEED SOMEBODY TO LOVE
>boyfriend doesn't remember our 6th month anniversary
>rim the sweatiest guy at the gym
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING P DIDDY
Reminder that they made a Cruella de Vil movie without having her wear actual fricking fur because they were afraid of PETA.
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Why is this thread being raided? Is it "women" or actual women?
I don't recognize 99% of these lyrics.
You should feel lucky.
>bf goes with his male friends instead of me
>go to their friends house and commit suicide right in front of them scarring them for life
CLOSE TO THE EDGE DOWN BY A RIVER
Can someone PLEASE do the meme correctly? I'm begging you.
>set up a shared bank account with my boyfriend
>he pays in, I take out. that's sharing isn't it?
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT, WHAT I REALLY, REALLY WANT
I dont' get it
>find porn on boyfriends browser history
>drop his mother with alzheimers off in a wooded area
I GOT MY HEAD OUT THE SUNROOF IM BLASTIN MY FAVORITE TUNES
>Valentine's Day
>bf's shift at fast food ends
>boyfriend buys me roses and a whitman's sampler
>boyfriend sez almost there
>bf gets delayed on the G train
>bf gets delayed on the L
>BE HERE BY 3:34PM OR ELSE
>NO CELL PHONE SERVICE
>EVERYTHING RUINED IT'S 4:34PM VALENTINES DAY POSSIBLY DUMPED
>NO I'LL EAT ALL THE EXPENSIVE CHEESE WITH TOMATO PASTE THAT HE JUST BOUGHT AND THE SPECIAL COOKIES
>Order him to get a new special mozzarella asap walks in the door
>Poison the cat Chucky soon as he goes to the deli
Okay but what song played at the end?
>Poison the cat Chucky soon as he goes to the deli
my favourite verse in my favourite simon and garfunkel song, "valentine's pals"
Why do you know the lyrics to all these zoomer songs?
Most of the songs ITT are more than 2 decades old
>date into a boys friend group
>they're all childhood friends and have known eachother for years
>think I'm one of the bros now
>cause endless drama in the group to break them apart and leave bf to get with one of his friends
THE DARK DAYS ARE OH-VAH-ER
THE DARK DAYS ARE OVER