>boyfriend is a little too friendly with the waitress at dinner
>feed his dog a kilo of dark chocolate when he's at work the next day
MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN WALKING FAST FACES PASS AND I'M HOMEBOUND
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>boyfriend is a little too friendly with the waitress at dinner
>AND I NEED YOU
thx anon. it made me smile
she looks like she gets a little too friendly with dogs
Wdym
>fiancé switches to shampoo and conditioner 2-in-1 a week after he proposed and thinks he locked me down
>call up my dad's creepy old friend who was always perving on me and get him and a bunch of his war buddies to run a train on me
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT MY BAD REPUTATION
>call up my dad's creepy old friend who was always perving on me and get him and a bunch of his war buddies to run a train on me
Hot.
>boyfriend's brother doesn't reciprocate when I flirt with him
>accuse him of raping me and get him arrested before breaking up with my now ex
WOMANIZER WOMAN-WOMAMIZER YOU'RE A WOMANIZER
Is this the I hate Women thread?
What's to hate?
b***h likes bourbon and has fat breasts, also those 3 hours of getting ready are 3 hours she's not bothering you.
that isn't true. gouve never had a woman go into the bathroom without warning for 3 hours and you have to piss 30 minutes in and they lock the door and refuse to open it
>Is this the I hate Women thread?
Thread theme:
Ngl it sounds nice to have a girl be crazy over you.
t. 26yo khhv
She cute
>Ngl it sounds nice to have a girl be crazy over you.
it is but when it's 24/7 you get worn down
it's a mistake you'll happily make one day
I'm not really bothered by someone having those sentiments but god, it sounds miserable to be with someone who makes their political leanings their personality.
That’s every woman 25+
>so please don't waste your time
As much as I probably disagree with this person about a lot of things, I respect that they're upfront about these things so I don't waste my time talking to them. Saves us both time, let's us both go about our business happier for it.
every "sex positive" woman i've dated has ended up cheating or jumping to a new guy within a few months.
a man does this and he is a "frick boy." a woman does this and she is "strong and empowered." women are fricking insane
>every "sex positive" woman i've dated has ended up cheating or jumping to a new guy within a few months.
did you have enough sex with her?
Would.
I wouldnt tell anyone about it, but man...that pig would be squealing
>Boyfriend gets mad when I leave my used tampons in the trash
>Suck his dad's wiener and send him the video
SHAKE IT OFF SHAKE IT OFF OFF OFF
>boyfriend laughs at his sister's jokes even though he never laughs at mine
>cut her brake line
OH GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN!
all discussion about this movie is ruined because of this meme
What movie?
Joker
Charlie's Angles.
Bonfire of the Vanities
Zelma and Lousie
Joker but for women
Pearl? That movie is good
>all discussion about this movie is ruined because of this meme
what discussion could we possibly have about the live action Cruella de Vil movie
even the people that made it probably forgot about it
>my mom was killed... by dalmatians!
What the frick were they thinking.
Imagine being an Orangutan and being the most civil of the group. The poor lad just wants to drink his drink and these two tards are being annoying bastards.
where does this movie rate on disneys shlock movie remake list?
>husband doesn't want to do dishes after coming home from work
>start sobbing and posting online about killing myself
IT'S BAD b***h O CLOCK YEAH IT'S THICK THIRTY
holy cringe
Post breasts or GTFO bawd
>husband makes a smoothie out of the peach I was saving for the kids
>b***h about him in my webcomic
I'M A b***h I'M A LOVER I'M A CHILD I'M A MOTHER
>the most ridiculous premise actually happened
Honestly, it's so much worse than that
>husband is awesome, takes care of the kids, works when I don't and basically has no flaws
>feel like shit because all my friends whine about their husbands so I make up imaginary scenarios to b***h about in my webcomics!
>boyfriend tells me his threads are doing iron man numbers and he doesn't care anymore
>start crying and punching myself in the face
WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER
Underrated.
lmfao good shit
my threads are doing iron man numbers and i don't care anymore
I SAID-
>husband buys a new shirt without consulting me first
>let his boss assfrick me and tell him to give my man longer hours
JUST DANCE, GONNA BE OKAY
Hahaha yeah frick women am I right
Yes
tru
never thought of it like that before
Yes, without a shred of onions sarcasm. Shove it up your ass and go back.
You, I like you
Whoa! Not cool, man.
I don't understand this video. It's a very normal tounge and cheek nod to a fellow guy, even if he doesn't feel the same way he doesn't have to be like that.
Women have your girl group moments too.
Did you not see the guy putting on his boxing gloves as he made his comment?
>Makes 6:00 worth it, doesn't it?
The guy has probably done this before and nobody did anything. How else would he know that 6:00 is the sweet spot for beating and raping women?
The black guy walked away so he still beat and raped all those women
>The black guy walked away so he still beat and raped all those women
Let's be honest here... The black guy circled back around and got some too once all the work was done.
I know you're joking, but he says 6:00 am alarm.
He means that it's a pain in the ass to wake up that early to workout or box, but the attractive girls in the park almost make it worth it.
He's not there to rape anyone.
>black guy with a dislike for objectifying pheemails
The white man must carry the burden again.
BUT HE STILL DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
Seriously...do people fall for this shit? When they film something Black folk normally do and make a white guy do it instead?
where was the disrespect?
People these days have a difficult time discerning fictional character's ideologies/statements from the creator's beliefs. They were probably too afraid of writing something legitimately "disrespectful" towards women, so they only went as far as criticizing men vocally addressing their attraction towards them.
Either that or they legitimately don't want men having any attraction towards women unless the woman reciprocates those feelings or gives verbal/written consent for a man to be attracted to them.
He didn't pay them to look at them.
That's pretty disrespectful in this day and age.
>check all their ads
>white men are all the "perpetrators" of the heckin sexism
Haha, true. Unironically.
yup, RIGHT IN THEIR PUSSIES
I love fricking women
>boyfriend buys a pastry at the gas station and lets me have half when he knows i'm trying to lose weight
>create a fake profile on Grindr and out him to his coworkers
WHAT WHAT WHAT DID YOU SAY
YOY'RE BREAKING UP ON ME
SORRY I CANNOT HEAR YOU I'M KINDA BUSY
>Giving a shit if your coworkers know what you like to frick or not.
Imagine being this much of a coward.
If you work a blue collar job and people think you're a fudge packer it's over.
STOP DOING THE MEME WRONG
THE PUNCHLINE IS THAT SHE'S DOING SOMETHING EQUALLY MUNDANE TO GET "REVENGE" NOT THIS WEIRD PSYCHO KILLER BATEMAN SHIT
FRICK I HATE YOU PEOPLE SO MUCH
That was never the meme. The format is always
>man does something mundane/relatively inoffensive
>massive overreaction
>lyric of female empowerment song
See example: OP. It's hilarious and I say this as a guy that lives with his gf
>t. newbie
Post roast
moron.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/cjqYg35Cxl1Ybt6wImIQtQ/order/asc/
Not even close to the original.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/subject/Cruela/order/asc/
>doesn't even recognize the format of a meme that's like 3 years old
555-come-on-now
>hole pretending to know Cinemaphile memes to get anons to stop
I'll ask you again, post breasts or gtfo
Post your rotten hole you slag.
lets see those breasts you dumb roastie
In the original joker version, there’s a mundane response. In this cruella variation there’s a mundane inciting incident followed by a gross overreaction, then a girlboss song
haha eat shit, the whole point is that the woman is overreacting to something insignificant. it’s funnier when she does something absolutely unjustifiable.
also, ’mundane’ doesn’t mean.what you think it does
Black folk tongue my anus
I think all of your sense of humor is awful. Zoom zoom.
post you OF, girlboss
>husband doesn't want to go out after working a 13 hour shift to help me pay off my student loans
>go to the club by myself and give some guy a blowjob in the bathroom
I SET FIRE TO THE RAIN
>tell boyfriend I don't care where we go for dinner
>refuse every restaurant he suggests until we get into a huge fight and end up eating Pop Tarts for dinner
THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG
My ex would unironically do this. God that b***h was insufferable.
if your gf does this, just stop somewhere and tell her that this is where you are eating tonight
just make it a family restaurant that you like.
>boyfriend plays video games
>smash the console so he has to pay attention to me
IT'S MY PARTY AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO
>tell bf he's the biggest I've ever fricked
>he's not even in the top 5
CALIFORNIA GIRLS, WE'RE UNFORGETTABLE
That sounds like she's being considerate.
Based and kino.
Does she do any feet stuff in that new flick?
>bf doesn't pay me attention during his father's funeral
>frick his drug dealer cousin in the closet
OOPS I DID IT AGAIN
>husband is giving our infant daughter more attention than me
>offer to dogsit my girlfriend's pitbull
OOH LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO
Anymore like this?
Jesus christ I just laughed so hard that I inhaled the cornflakes I was eating
.
🙂
>boyfriend has a single hobby that doesn't involve me
>spend thousands of dollars of his hard-earned cash to transform his game room into a bar for girls night
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELIN' LIKE P DIDDY
The three chairs just facing the wall always crack me up lol
For me it's the dart board directly above the bench
was about to post literally this EXACT sentence eek
>Where would you like us to sit?
>FACE THE WALL, SCUM
Women buying moronic crap is what keeps the US economy alive.
I propose we kill it.
>sit on the cuck bench
>take a stray dart to the eardrum
>eardrum
That is impressive accuracy
I just realised it doesn’t even have a bar.
Has there ever been a more accurate representation of what women will do to you if you drop your guard even a little bit?
For your consideration: Phil Hartman's wife murdered him in his sleep after an argument hours earlier
homosexual redditor white knights to this day still blame Andy Dick instead of Phil Hartman being a simp and his wife being a typical batshit insane prostitute.
Bad example, that b***h was on crack
Don't trust a crackhead
Her idea is moronic but at least it doesnt advertise the fact her husband likes to invite other men to his basement so they can jack off to porn together.
It advertises the fact she brings in her friends to get drunk and whine.
Dart board above the bench kills me every time
>boyfriend gets me to reveal my body count is in the triple digits
>dump him and our kid to have sex with Bill Hader, then tell people he had a little dick compared to Big Bill and also he was practically an incel
LIVE FAST DIE YOUNG BAD GIRLS DO IT WELL
I'll never understand the appeal of womanizing. One hole that doesn't want to kill you (yet) is enough
>Husband lets a wave move his body when we go to the beach
>Fabricate evidence that he’s a pedophile and show it to his mom and employer
WE’RE BEAUTIFUL LIKE DIAMONDS IN THE SKY
lets a wave move his body when we go to the beach
ick
Yea it’s autogynephile hours
>boyfriend says he might have to attend his grandpa's funeral even though Grey's Anatomy is on that night
>frick his landlord with my twin sister while he's gone
I'M ONLY HAPPY WHEN IT RAINS
>boyfriend doesn't get the present that you subtly hint about in very cryptic way for your bday
>frick homeless guys to purposively catch std and let it spread to him
He was a skater boy she said see you later boy
>He was a skater boy she said see you later boy
Is that really a song for girls?
Same question.
I can't relate to any of these because I have never had a gf
>Boyfriend wants to see a movie with his bros that i dont even want to see.
>Crash his car into a bridge
I CRASHED MY CAR INTO A BRIDGE. I. DONT. CARE! I LOVE IT!
lel
>husband didn't answer when I asked if he thought the girl from the movie was pretty
>schedule an abortion for the baby I was about to tell him we were having
GO ON GO ON
LEAVE ME BREATHLESS
>hubby tells me I'm getting fat
>replace his blood pressure medicine with sugar pill
SHEER HEART ATTACK
>boyfriend finally gets over death of his dog
>arguing with his friend about some stupid sports game
>asks me my opinion (as if I know or care)
>tell him, "I don't have a dog in this fight"
>he gets sad and quiet the rest of the match
OH YOU'RE HOT THEN YOU'RE COLD, YOU'RE YES THEN YOU'RE NO
Unironically the girlfriend was right in this situation.
>boyfriend has to stand on this tippy toes to reach the highest kitchen cabinet
>cheat on him with his coworker
SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
>husband is considering a separation unless I can learn to be less controlling
>fatally poison both our kids and myself
CAN'T FIGHT THE MOONLIGHT
>caught boyfriend looking at the "local singles in your area" popup for 0.003ms
>frick Ta'QuanDarrius and the all 18th street boiz crew since he was going to leave me anyways
CAUSE I AM A CHAMPION AND YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ME ROAR
>boyfriend gets cold and puts on a coat
>suck off the homeless guy at McDonalds
I HEAR YOUR HEART BEAT TO THE BEAT OF THE DRUMS!
>husband caught me cheating
>kill him and write a fake suicide note
'CAUSE YOU'RE EVERYWHERE TO ME
WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES, IT'S YOU I SEE
>go to an upmarket restaurant and only order salad
>pick half the food off my bf's plate and complain I'm hungry
GIRLS WE RUN THIS MUTHA
real
I swear to Christ Stephanie, I'll fricking slap you in public if you do this again
>he learns from this and orders more food than he needs
>don't take any so he has to leave some and looks greedy
IF YOU LIKE IT THEN YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT
>boyfriend tells me something personal about his life
>I use it against him every time we argue
YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I'M LIVING THE TEENAGE DREAM
An absolutely classic woman moment.
Cut me deep
>boyfriend answers his mom's call when we're watching a movie
>frick his brother and poison his mother on thanksgiving
HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON'T LIKE YOUR BOYFRIEND
>boyfriend is asleep and looks like he's cheating on me in his dream
>start a porn career and get gangbanged so hard I get an anal prolapse
BUT I SEE YOUR TRUE COLORS SHINING THROUGH
>bf told me he ran into an old female classmate today
>erase all his ableton projects and destroy his favorite mug
OOPS I DID IT AGAIN
>husband has been working long hours and is tired at night when he gets home
>cook him his favourite meal to cheer him up
IT'S A LOVE STORY BABY JUST SAY YES
life isn't a fantasy novel
>2023
>woman being able to cook
this
women only "bake" these days
as if baking a bit of flour and a ton of sugar in requires any skill
>Boyfriend does something completely stupid(as per usual)
>I react how any person would
>Suddenly boyfriend b***hes and moans, acting like the very women he complains about (imagine)
WHERE DID ALL THE COWBOYS GO!
>bf hasn't come home from work yet
>I've been waiting for three hours, his dinner is cold
>I hope he's not cheating on me
>Call my best friend
>She says he died a year ago and I need to let go
>Feel something shift in my head
>I can see the earth
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN 'BOUT MY BAD REPUTATION
I'M COMING HOME
>Boyfriend dutch ovens me
>I laugh it off but I'm seething
>Go to my friend Melissa's lab
>She uses her growth ray to make me 14 ft tall
>Eat a bunch of Mexican food
>Wait til he comes home
>Position my ass in front of the front door
>He opens it up
>'Hey babe, I'm ho-'
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
THERE MAY BE A TIME WHEN A LASS NEEDS A LAWYER, BUT DIAMONDS ARE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND
This thread is embarrassing. That one guy posting the same format shit joke has too much free time and needs to have sex
>boyfriend tells a joke that doesn't make me laugh
>withhold sex for a year
CUZ IM JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABYYY
Cruella is...
Triggered
>boyfriend comes home after work and want to take a nap
>go out and sign him up for the civil war
SHE'LL BE COMING AROUND THE MOUNTAIN WHEN SHE COMES
I just want a gf that's into femdom.
Is that too much to ask?
About 1% of straight women are naturally dominant, so you're pretty much fricked
This one girl I went on some dates with on the second date the moment the other few people left the room to go upstairs for a brief reason literally pounced on me and shoved her tongue down my throat, hottest thing ever.
>Boyfriend hesitates slightly before agreeing to watch a romantic comedy instead of what he wanted to watch
>Shit in the driver's seat of his car and slash his tires
ALL THE THINGS YOU SAID ALL THE THINGS YOU SAID RUNNING THROIGH MY HEAD
*ahem* it’s all the things SHE said, tyvm
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There's a live action version you can meet at Disney during Halloween and my peepee doesn't know how to deal with it
These threads might actually be funny if the people on here actually had sex. It‘s funny to laugh at women acting overly emotional. It‘s not funny to hear you fantasize about your women cheating on you
You are a fool and are disliked in this thread. breasts or gtfo.
>complaining to my boyfriend about my loose friend with the big breasts
>boyfriend tries to reassure by saying her breasts aren't even that nice
I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IIIIIT
>talk dirty to my husband and tell him I've always wanted to sleep with another woman
>he tells he that's hot as hell and he'd like to make it happen
>take the kids to my sister's house and tell everyone what a sex addict freak he is and it's ruining our marriage
GOOD FOR YOU YOU LOOK HAPPY AND HEALTHY GUESS YOU'RE GETTING EVERYTHING YOU WANT
Test
>e-stalk my ex-bf
>his current girl is called Cho Chang
>steal his dog and sell it to a bistro run by Cho's father
CHINESE MUSIC ALWAYS SETS ME FREE
ANGULAR BANJOES SOUND GOOD TO ME
Holy kek, never seen a Steely Dan reference in one of these threads
What’s angular banjos
Hes talking about those chinese instruments that look like box shaped banjos.
HERE AT THE DUDE RANCH
this is that most unfunny forced meme I have ever seen in my entire life
t.oldgay
>t.oldgay
Cringe. Might as well put on a trip.
>boyfriend gets a new job and i’m worried that means he’ll leave me
>travel to a third world country and frick the first backpacker i find
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
really happened by the way
thats not why she fricked the backpacker it was an excuse
no, i know.
bpd lunatics will make up any amount of lies to justify their disgusting behaviour. the two events were months apart
>blatant discord trans thread
Remember when people were screaming that this would btfo JOKER and how this movie would show mental illness done right?
Yeah, not a lot of talk after it came out.
>Remember when people were screaming that this would btfo JOKER and how this movie would show mental illness done right?
source?
Pretty sure that was a meme
>Have a dream of boyfriend cheating on me
>Steal his debit card and go on a revenge shopping spree, bankrupting him in the process
OH GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN
>boyfriend comments on my weight increase of 1kg
>tie him up to his bed and force feed him junk food until his stomach explodes from being too bloated
GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FU~UN
>BF cries because his mom died
>get the ick
>I let his friends run a train on me
Women are subhuman and should be kept in chains
>husband tells me not to do electrical work by myself
>install lights in bathroom to prove him wrong
>he gets electrocuted in the shower
BABY YOURE A FIREWORK
broke up with my bpd gf a few weeks back
feeling sad
do i go back? i really just have to be 30 and single and sexless?
Do not date legitimately crazy women.
Peak slampig
but shes quiet bpd not bpd
she's intensely submissive and passive and expects me to fix everything in her life
why are womemes so cringe bros
>boyfriend has the number of a female coworker on his phone
>smash his pc and burn all of his clothes
MAN, I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN
What can you expect from them? They're american.
>boyfriend cries at his brother’s funeral
>get the ick and make him sleep on the couch for a week
SOME PEOPLE CALL ME THE SPACE COWBOY
Is it possible to be so misogynistic, you become gay?
Yes. I've reached the point where my ideal wife would be a very cute/passing troony.
I understand that this is merely fantasy and they're even more mentally ill than women, but I still yearn for a companion with all the aesthetic qualities of a woman, and none of the mental incapacities.
You yourself have become more mentally unstable than a woman
It'd really be the ideal wife if you think about it. Someone you could really confide in and trust to be loyal. I wish it wasn't all gay and shit.
Robowaifus will be less degenerate
Maybe one day.
I'm not a chaser. It's merely the idea that interests me. On paper, it seems very solid. Unfortunately in practice, you'd be far better off with a woman.
You are a normal slightly-depressed straight guy who clearly likes women but have deluded yourself into thinking you're a chaser?
This is just sad
The ideal you're looking for is a TOMBOY not a FEMBOY you utter homosexual. Don't lower your standards so low as to make your life even more miserable. Sometimes you'll just need a good long break and reassess how tolerant you are when it comes to dealing with the various different personalities that women take on. There are most definitely women out there who are not that "difficult" to interact with. You'll just have to be patient. Just don't try turn homosexual. For us okay?
A real tomboy is just as fantastical as a good troony. Women cutting their hair short doesn't make them not women. Stop watching anime.
I'm aware of that.
>and you were a good friend
trannies are as insane as women but doubled because they are men trying to act like women
stay the frick away
Are you asking for a friend?
>become gay
>gays are basically just women with their worse qualities amped up
These were funnier when they were anons' actual experiences. Now it's just:
>do something minor that annoys my girlfriend
>cuck shit
>gf asks me what time it is
>say it's 10:40
>she assumes that's a secret reference to a singers birthday of january 4
>yells at me all day
Honestly threads like these make me incredibly thankful I have a non woke gf that likes to cook my dinner and rub my feet at the end of the day. If every man could experience a happy and enthusiastic women slurping down their piss as she gives a BJ the world would be a happier place.
whats the downside? how long you been with her?
>boyfriend shows unguarded affection to his dog that he's had since childhood
>start mixing 99 percent dark chocolate in with its kibble
YOU STOLE EVERYTHING, HOW CAN YOU SAY I DID YOU WRONG?
women don't kill dogs
they frick them
Pics or it didn't happen.
>emotional tampon male friend is "busy" and doesn't talk to me for a few days
>freak out and cry for 8 hours straight.
>send him a formal resignation letter
claiming that he doesn't value our friendship and accusing him of being a stonewalling narcissist abuser
NOT YOUR BARBIE GIRL, I'M LIVING IN MY OWN WORLD
I paid a waitress an extra $20 to act flirty with me once in front of an ex firlgriend. The way her head snapped up when she said
>and for you, sweetie?
almost made me break snl fallon style. worth it lmao.