>boyfriend mentions his sister just got into med school
>he knows I suffered from anxiety attacks forcing me to drop out my sophomore year of my communications major
>Flirt with his dad
AND I SAW MY REFLECTION IN THE SNOW COVERED HILLS
TIL A LAND SLIDE BROUGHT ME DOWN
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>boyfriend doesn't buy me the iphone 15
>tells me i should wait until my current phone breaks
>feed chocolate to his dog
HE WAS A SAKTER BOY
SHE SAID SEE YOU LATER BOY
>boyfriend laughs at cruella thread on Cinemaphile
>feel insulted and spam his dick and his mother's dox on /b/ for weeks
HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME
>let boyfriend pick where we're going for dinner
>it wasn't the place I was thinking of
>slip my number to the busboy
YOU DOWN WITH OPP?!
Not funny, forced meme.
>log on to Cinemaphile
>can't think of epic thread idea
>click into first one I see
>"not funny, forced meme"
SOMEBODY TOLD ME
YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND
WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRLFRIEND
homie, at least google the lyrics, before posting em.
>Goes to Cinemaphile
>Sees people having fun
>Soil self, complain like a b***h in a fun thread
AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO COULD SAVE US, I'M NOT GONNA STAND HERE AND WAIT
I would pay a large amount of money to frick her in full costume.
>boyfriend is a namegay on Cinemaphile
>pay my black drug dealer with sex to rape his mother
HOPPED OFF THE PLANE AT LAX WITH A DREAM AND MY CARDIGAN
>boyfriend doesn't pay me attention during his father's funeral
>blow his drug dealer cousin in the bathroom
I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABY I WAS BORN THIS WAY
>boyfriend doesn't remember our 14 week anniversary of the first time we ate at Arby's
>take a bareback creampie from three of his coworkers and tell him it's his
>also hep c
HEY MISS MURDER CAN I
Why's sex without a condom called bareback? It's your dick that's bare, not your back.
It's a reference to bareback horse riding.
But I'm not fricking a horse, I don't get it. Am I supposed to frick a horse?
>boyfriend gives me a birthday card with a hand-written message at dinner on my birthday
>doesn't send flowers to my work that day
>burn his house down
AND SO WHAT
I'M A ROCK STAR
>Watching a movie with bf
>He farts
>It kinda smells, I grimace
>When he least expects it, I suddenly sit on his face and unleash a big brap
YOU CAN'T MISTAKE MY BIOLOGY
THE WAY THAT WE WALK
THE WAY THAT WE TALK
GIWTWM
These threads always prove nobody on this site has ever had a girlfriend, let alone a crazy one
Am I missing out?
If the memes depicted the more typical and plausible crazy gf stuff it wouldnt be as funny
You don't understand the meme, lurk moar
hows this one
>molested at a young age
>strung out on a wienertail of psycoactive drugs
>use sex as leverage for every argument
>cheat on him every chance i get
>convince him its his fault everytime
>he breaks up with me
>break into his apartment and rip up pictures of his dead dad
SO, SO WHAT
IM STILL A ROCK STAR
>Boyfriend forgets the extra whipped cream on my latte
>File false rape charges against him
OH I'M JUST A GIRL
>Boyfriend reacts with distaste when he finds out I slepped with over 50 people
>Pretend he deeply hurt you and start crying and not talk to himm
>Convince his mother to berate him for his behavior
>Make sure he feels like absolute shit and forced to apologize to you
>Dont accept it, instead go to the club alone and sleep with the first guy that approaches you
>Claim you were raped and force boyfriend to take care of you
>If he tries to leave threat to have a nice day
OH, OH, OH, GO TOTALLY CRAZY, FORGET I'M A LADY
>bf won't shave his moustache off like I told him
>roofie his orange juice and veet his entire body
B A R R A C U D A