Brad Pitt just turned 60

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i imagine rigorous skin-care and good genes.

      this can't be explained.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didnt he stop using soap and just used home products like lemons and shit. Stopped showering regularly too

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          doctors will tell you to stop showering if you want better skin, it's unironically not good for you to shower every day
          incels that don''t shower or go out in the sun stay young looking for a reason

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I live in a place where it gets to 40C or more like 8 months out of the year. I can't really stop showering daily.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you should moisturize
            >but don't shower daily
            WHICH IS IT?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >moron thinks spraying water on his skin is "moisturizing"

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                How is spraying water on your skin not moisturizing?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                water literally dries your skin long term, dude. It makes it wet when you're in the shower and when you leave it you get dry.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Based black and white vision autistic moron

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                water literally dries your skin long term, dude. It makes it wet when you're in the shower and when you leave it you get dry.

                NO PLEASE NO KEEP THAT WATER AWAY FROM MY FACE IT WILL DRY IT

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok homosexual, our skin has a layer of oil which keeps moisture in our skin cells. Washing your face often, especially with the shitty mineral laden tap water most places have, will strip that oil, making the body produce more skin and once that oil is gone water will evaporate from your cells, making the body produce more cells and oil and fricking your face skin up.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I see you're an expert. How do I get rid of the big pores on my nose?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                you don't. enjoy your life sentence of having a disgusting nose

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                :C

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >durrr why my skin prune
                >maybe need more water on it

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Neetbros we win again woohoo

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            its only hot showers, that destroy your skin. Cold water is benficial

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >skip shower and face wash for 3 days
            >look at my skin up close in mirror
            >looks better than it does 99% of the time
            Sucks getting old too because my skin is just dry as shit all the time now, its sensitive too. Getting old is just shit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >building up speed so I can punch a chinaman harder, faster, better, stronger

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. seething black boi
        Asians will never watch movies with chimps. Cry moar LOL

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They tried to tell you.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Baby blood.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a 60 year old man who clearly takes care of himself and has a naturally fit body looks like he's in his mid 50s
        >People age well
        >This is shocking to OP and his pea-brain that only thinks of sucking troony dick

        All Trump voters are Israeli Goyim

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >All Trump voters are Israeli Goyim
          kek there's not a single politician that is not in the pocket of AIPAC

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thank you for proving my fricking point.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Explain
    Money.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Money is power, sling crack, weed and powder.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's paid millions of dollars to look after himself with the help of professionals.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Easy and happy stress free life plus some minimal cosmetic surgery

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stress free life

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finasteride
    Testo
    Ozempic
    Surgery
    Fitness coaches
    Personal stylists

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      wish i had a personal stylist. i cannot coordinate a style to save my life.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I do it as best as possible as a poorgay bros?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spend what little you have on yourself rather than material things. Moisturise, drink water, take vitamins, avoid sunlight on your face, avoid alcohol, lift heavy weights and eat a shit tonne of fish. Trim your nose and ear hair. Floss.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop drinking and being a fat lazy c**t
      use like 1 - 2 products on your skin

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >humans live to ~80 years
    >only like 20% of that time is spent in your prime

    Anyone else finds that kinda fricked up?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It wouldn't be called your prime otherwise would it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      is there any other animal with such a grim existence
      even if humans were supposed to die when were 50, thats half our life in total decline
      cats are like the same until they start dying then die in a week
      wtf it isnt fair

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anything that lives under the sea seems pretty miserable.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >20%
      its 12.5 % anon, 10 years, 20 to 30, 10/80

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Braddu

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was about to rape Rose Byrne here and she was into it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >YWN ravage a priestess of apollo
        Feels bad man

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its fricked up that his hairline is untouched.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    old guys dying their hair is peak cringe

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    because age is 90% skin and hair and he clearly takes care of both

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    His part of that cabal thingy where they eat babies and worship some demon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brad Pitt isn't israeli.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Brad Pitt isn't israeli.
        No fricking way. I always assumed someone as high ranking Hollywood gay as he is, that he's got to be of the tribe.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah, they make loads off of him, they just don't let him attend the x-rated parties if you get what I'm saying

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >they just don't let him attend the x-rated parties if you get what I'm saying

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This "cabal", these 'Jews". Are the in the room with you right now?

      rent. free.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek he never even used the israelites, curious why you interpolated that with eating babies and worshipping the demons?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because it's all you homosexuals obsess over when you're not calling everyone and everything under the sun a troony. of the maybe 50 active posters on this board, the jannies are the only transgendered fricks around. But you're all doing our damnedest to convince each other of otherwise.

          rent free. just like MUH JOO.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Here's that 61 year old i was telling you about

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    95% of human being refuse to do bare minimum when it comes to self care.
    Eating something else then corn syrup, staying out of the sun, moving your body at least 3 times a week, and not binge drinking, smoking and drugs are unimaginable herculean sacrificed for normies.
    Those that do these thing usually are good until 75

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not binge drinking, smoking and drugs are unimaginable herculean sacrificed for normies.
      yea it helps if you're a multi millionaire and not some wagie just trying to not off yourself and make this months bills in a society that is degrading year by year

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone with an IQ above 110 in any western country can get extremely good living conditions by 30. If you're not on that path then your very purpose is to be sold plastic gizmos and substances to generate wealth to your better.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Anyone with an IQ above 110
          So not you then

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            What's your coping mechanism wagie?
            Bet you smoke lol

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hit a nerve did i brainlet?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Definitely a smoker ohohoh

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1980 was 60 years ago

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    a mix of great genetics and being an A list actor which gives you access to the best trainers , nutritionists and other people dedicated to making you look good.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    meanwhile

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you think he posts here?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      not bad at all for almost 50

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pierce Brosnan at 60

    I would be happy as frick to look half as good as either Pitt or Brosnan at 60 years old

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros I've been moisturizing and using skincare since I was 18, I'm 32 now but I've never applied it to my neck.

    Is it a good idea to start?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      just don't be white, God hates whites, hence why He made them weak to sunight, ie His divine grace in its physical manifestation

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He made you to work for us.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whites are enslaved to the entire planet and are too stupid to see it.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know, it really never occurred to me that my own father is younger than this particular cinematic sex symbol.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He will hit the wall at some point. Be ready.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He hit the wall years ago but has had a face and neck lift since then.

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