Bravo, Denis. Bravo.

Bravo, Denis. Bravo.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Bear Poster (Will post bears if someone mentions them)

    I would've listened to Mahler 2nd.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably died of boredom.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Died calmly

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was that some sort of ritual?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just listened to Thirteen by Elliott Smith, thinking about the way he dies. Then immediately get affronted with this. Is it time, anons?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn’t he murdered?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Assumedly, but he was a known suicidal depressive alcoholic.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he want to watch dune?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he was a pleb

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      morphine stopped working

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't. It says Denis Villeneuve showed it to him, not that he asked to see it. There's no evidence Denis was even allowed to do this. For all we know he snuck into the hospital late at night and rolled in a little black and white CRT (as is the intended way to view the movie), popped in the Dune 2 VHS and made this poor man watch it until he slipped into the escape of darkness.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried watching dung 1 and it bored the frick out of me. I got to the part where the twink was in some kind of space hotel looking at a hologram and found a tiny spybot or something.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cystic fibrosis is a b***h.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So the movie killed him?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's for these people thatwe make cinema
    dunc 3 will be financed by MAID

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >want for last minutes on earth to be spent watching media slop

    Jesus christ, humanity is OVER. These people can't exist.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    lucky they didn't reach out to Zack Snyder.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Many such cases.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek how much you wanna bet that little meetup was funded by the Shriners too

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >last thing you see is Zendaya's face
      >willingly drift into the abyss

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >movie was so boring it killed someone

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fell asleep during the movie and died later
    great ad

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nolan did the same thing, he made TDKR just For You

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sociopathic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Millenial Cinemaphile was PEAK.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a fricking butthole to do something like this. Imagine the last thing you see is this tedious slop with the annoying israelite and the ugly nigress. Frick this hack

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This, but instead of Dune 2 it's The Dark Knight Rises, and instead of falling asleep two hours in it's two minutes and thirty-eight seconds

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    > a leaf
    > makes movie for euthanasia purposes
    doesn't surprise me in the slightest

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There just coincidentally happened to be a big statue of Moloch there at the time too, and a gay playing that "eyes wide shut" organ music

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kid on his deathbed
    >decides his last wish his watching the lattest Villanouve kino with said Villanouve
    >struggling to stay alive because wants to take in as much kino soundtrack, kino cinematography, and kino Zendaya before giving your last breath
    >film ends, dies
    >but right before dying, whispers "kino"
    >people around say "what did he say...?"
    >shouts top of his lungs "KINOOOOO"

    kino death tbqhwyf

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      go back to redit with your cringe ass shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And that kid's name? Was Albert Einstein.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This Black person killed a guy from boredom and got away with it.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be the dying person
    >Lie in your deathbed, wrapped in urine soaked sheets, pills and teas and plastic scattered around you
    >Your tortured family wheeled in a 40 inch 4k 2020 sony bravia and left the room for a brief respite from enduring hell you put them through
    >Eggface McQuebecois occasionally mumbles something, going through his smartphone in the periphery of your blurred vision
    >You see your favorite goon material, Rebecca Ferguson, but your lap is limp and dead and the sheet is certainly not a wigwam anymore
    >After 10 minutes you start to drift off
    >Your fever dreams are sliced with BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRM and other sudden, nonsensical punchlines to a plot you're unable to follow
    >When you occasionally get things into focus through a sudden onset of pain you're unsure whether the beige mesh is really what the movie looks like or it's the fifth dose of hospicilin that did it
    >The movie seems to be over, Dennis goes for a handshake but your hand is just lying there so he taps you on the shoulder and exits the room
    >Your family moves back in as Rajesh rolls the tv out, giving you furtive sideway glances, hoping this is what fnally managed to let you go

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Noice.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm having dreams about dying bros. In some I'm just terrified after realizing I'm dying and there's nothing beyond that point. In others I'm scared about being sinful and wasting my chance to go to heaven. In some I'm ust sad how uneventful loveless and overall pathetic my life was. I wake up and spend a few minutes in such despair. Then I give up abs and open my eyes rushing to scroll Cinemaphile or Facebook reels on my phone just to forget about the feel.

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