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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    snyder-esque

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nolan is Snyder for the reddit audience.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Snyder is for the Indian audience

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever happened to originality?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's nothing new under the sun

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is a creative stew necessary for that. Nolan clearly isn't stewing anymore. David Lynch is a good example of someone who lives to stew. Nolan will be known as the hack who tanked his creative output making 3 shitty Batman movies.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        lynch is nolan for pseuds

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only pseuds believe in that because they can't accept the nature of Lynch's work.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You think Tarkovsky didn't watch Metropolis or Citizen Kane? Everyone steals from everyone else bro.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        no they don't you talentless sack of shit
        you'll never be an artist

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bro this is Cinemaphile, don't act like your credentials matter here you dumb moron.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            my credentials have nothing to do with the current generation of homosexuals who steal wholesale and are entirely devoid of creative spark

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Explain the difference between an homage/tribute and plagiarism wienerstain.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've never had to consider it because I'm handsome and naturally talented

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >never had a thought

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                thinking is for ugly midwits homosexual
                the rest of us are busy doing and fricking your sister

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                that was quick

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's what happens when your brain works correctly and aren't a fat mouth breathing homosexual

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                meant how quickly angry your post got

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah i'm furious you have no taste in film and type like your grammarly app can't connect to the server

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                then you should know im not the original anon you were talking to about plagarism

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                there's no id's how the frick could anyone know that
                you pedantic little twerp

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The difference is an Oscar.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          All books are made up of other books - Cormac McCarthy

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            cormac mccarty frickin sucks

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Somehow I knew that would be the response

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                and somehow I knew you'd throw out some trash psuedo babby's first artist horseshit like the midwit you are

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You actually didn't know that. And I didn't even comment on McCarthy's quality or my opinion on him. So you're wrong and I'm right

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                too handsome to really give a frick either way champ

                all the great artists took bits and pieces from other artists, either as homage or to try to improve the vision. it's called folk art.

                >all the great artists took bits and pieces from other artists, either as homage or to try to improve the vision
                they absolutely did not you talentless moron

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So they have moron, even Borges said there's basically a handful of stories that people just create variations of

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >hack homosexuals project their theivery onto actual artists
                >this gives the talentless the right to steal outright
                like pottery
                you're all trash goblins

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Please give some examples of actual artists

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I could list hundreds
                you don't posses the inborn sense of objective beauty because you're not an artist
                it would be wasted on you

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                And yet cannot list even one

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're beneath contempt so I'm just going to keep insulting you to your face and not engage in your redddit-teir 'arguing' as a substitute for actual conversation
                plus im better than you and I know

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You think Borges is talentless so you obviously have no sense of taste and probably don't even read lmao

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and probably don't even read lmao
                reading is for fat people and midwits

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                t.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're probably trolling but there's so many 75 IQ hispanics who post here that i legit cannot tell anymore

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >All books are made up of other books - Cormac McCarthy
            you're a practically illiterate if you attribute that notion to Cormac

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh boy. We got a lowest IQ moron over here that don't have the slightest idea how anything works.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Midwit spotted

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bresson never stole from anyone. He created his own language. That's why he's clear of every shitter like Tarkovsky or Bergman.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Bresson never stole from anyone
          Are you moronic or do you not know your Bresson?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      all the great artists took bits and pieces from other artists, either as homage or to try to improve the vision. it's called folk art.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cervantes, Borges, Calvino
        style historically was a benchmark of craft not a raise de entre of authenticity
        the truest way to learn a text is to translate and the art of copying is quite similar
        just so you don't feel gasCinemaphile 🙂

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the milkman, the paper boy, evening tv

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a woman staring at nature. How the frick is this plagiarism or whatever

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There has never been an original work of art ever.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Milkman. The paperboy. Evening tv. How did I get to living here? The worlds confusing me.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that pepe isn't very sexy

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    HE ACTUALLY DID THE THINGERINO!!!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No meme arrow therefore you look like that and say that tho

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hack hacks
    Expected.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Can't copy Kubrick
    >Decides to move on to copying Tarkovsky

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >woman looking in the distance shot
    What am I supposed to be seeing here

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet you a million bucks he didn't understand Mirror (nobody does) and he's just parroting that it's a masterpiece to sound intellectual.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's possible to appreciate movies on the basis of shot composition and general cinematography alone bro.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        what is there to even understand it's straightforward as frick
        are you all fricking moronic??

        Lol, look at these two pathetic homosexuals trying to be snobs. You're on Cinemaphile not reddit, you don't have to say Tarkovsky was a genius to get some karma points.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you don't have to say Tarkovsky was a genius to get some karma points.
          >t. some homosexual who's never watched his films
          he's great
          I bet you think scorsese is the pinnacle of filmmaking

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're so pathetic. Can you even articulate why he's great? I bet you can't, just like Nolan.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you don't understand a Tarkovsky movie I'm sorry to say you have room temperature IQ anon.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what is there to even understand it's straightforward as frick
      are you all fricking moronic??

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never understood this? for many this is one of the greatest shots of all time but why? what is so great about it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's original and not stolen by hacks who have no inborn creativity of their own

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is nothing great about it. Tarkovsky sucks. I wanted to throw my drink at the screen during Nostalgia.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cringe

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that.... A woman and a wood fence???? HOW DARE YOU STEAL THIS COMPLETELY ORIGINAL AND UNIQUE IDEA!!! FOR SHAME!!!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the irony is nolan couldn't even compose his shot well even when he was ripping it off

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gets introduced to entry level late in to his career
    Explains a lot.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile, nuclear explosion in Soviet Russia

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine watching this scene and not appreciating the artisty of tarkosfsky
      not enough doo-wop and narration over everything enough to be a real film right guys?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tarkovsky made really beautiful pictures. too bad he was a christard

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do people pretend swivelling the camera around to reveal stuff through reflections is good directing?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was supposed to emulate an impossible otherworldly dream logic feel. But you're a small souled literalist with autism

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        because it is

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          yuck

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real news is that Nolan didn't know what The Mirror was until 10 years ago.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking seriously. Holy shit.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you mediocre homosexuals all sound the same to your betters

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tarkovsky invented sitting on a fence
    oh frick off

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer Samurai Jack over Mirror when it comes to Tartakovsky's oeuvre

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what's the thing he did?

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some of you guys need a hobby you can get good at. Then maybe you wouldn't feel so defensive over the work of others when no one asked.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Prior to making Interstellar.

    How can you be a filmmaker without out having seen Tarkovsky? I saw all his movies when I was 14... They just let anyone get a camera and millions of dollars huh

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How can you be a filmmaker without out having seen Tarkovsky? I saw all his movies when I was 14...
      I don't know. Ask filmmakers who preceded Tarkovsky or were his contemporaries. I'd argue you don't need to see any of Tarkovsky to be a great filmmaker.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nolan is not a great filmmaker but still. If you were a composer who never listened to Bach or Mozart or a writer who never read Dostoevsky or Tolstoy there would be something wrong

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >If you were a composer who never listened to Bach or Mozart or a writer who never read Dostoevsky or Tolstoy there would be something wrong
          Cinema isn't music and even if it were Tarkovsky isn't the equivalent of Bach or Mozart, lmao.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm obviously saying what is often considered to be the best in their medium.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes he is
            shut up homosexual

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Dostoevsky or Tolstoy
          Both beyond overrated

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's the point moron. They're overrated. If you have to be introduced to someone popular and overrated you're a pleb. Who do you think isn't overrated anyways?

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    if nolan is a fan of art films why does the camera spazz around like a post-9/11 government action movie my grandpa watches on tv whenever people are talking? the only cool shots were the landscapes and the auditorium. feels like he didnt even want to make this movie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if nolan is a fan of art films why does the camera spazz
      The implication here is that you need to do steady cam and le heckin long takes if you're a fan of "art films"?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes but also have some frickin variety. oh i guess the president scene was fun too. idk im a hater. im curious now tho about the movies he cares about making

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He... did the thing? The thingy... thing? This. Is. Everything.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder Nolan doesn't understand mirrors, so how could he possibly understand zerkalo?

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be a huge film director
    >have no idea of tarkovsky's meme films
    they're not even that good, that's basically your intro to international cinema

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao he had not seen Mirror until 2013? What a pleb

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh, well BRAVO then I guess

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