Bravo Ridley

Look at this fricking helmet lmao

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Realism gays when the film adheres to reality

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Medievalist here: that thing is fricking moronic even by Hollywood standards.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's not that stupid, no.
        it would relegate this kind of helmet to dismounted cavalry working from behind a shieldwall with a polearm though

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        It’s not realistic AND it looks completely fricking moronic.

        Were you there?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >LARPing homosexual here, i’m gay even by Hollywood’s standards

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's kino

        >Medievalist

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks cool, that’s all that matters. Caring about practicality in films is for nostalgia critic tier ackshually dork homosexuals

      It’s not realistic AND it looks completely fricking moronic.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Medievalist here: that thing is fricking moronic even by Hollywood standards.

      [...]
      It’s not realistic AND it looks completely fricking moronic.

      I love how he has an obvious scar right where the hole is.
      I have to think a skilled warrior would just ram is sword straight through that hole all the way through his face and kill him while fighting at the half sword.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks cool, that’s all that matters. Caring about practicality in films is for nostalgia critic tier ackshually dork homosexuals

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    no no no you don’t understand, we NEED to be able to see the actor’s face at all times or the audience will never know he’s a person!!!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, studio not wanting an actor they’re paying millions for to have his face completely covered up in title fight scene

      >I know you’d been looking at Damon’s fat fricking face all movie, but if I go for historical accuracy and put a proper helmet on his head for five minutes you’ll have no idea who it is and we need to to know at all times! It’s not like I did this in the epic battle scene of Gladiator where I covered up Crowe’s face!
      >t. Ridley Scott

      Makes so much sense!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        > Gladiator where I covered up Crowe’s face

        When was Crow’s entire face covered?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks good! Bravo is right. Good call, OP.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, studio not wanting an actor they’re paying millions for to have his face completely covered up in title fight scene

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then just don't have the fricking hlemet at all. That shit looks so moronic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree. Than people would complain about that

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not really. Most movies do exactly that. Rarely hear shit about it. Scott is just a hack homosexual

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What movies? Even Spider Man he takes mask off all the time. If not, just turns into Power Rangers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just have another guy in armour do those scenes lol.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        1. lmao anon you know they actually do that, right?
        2. how much money do you think would be saved on matt's paycheck by using more stunt doubles?
        3. theyre paying for his identity/face for the role, so maximize that

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the plot hinges on the mystery of whether or not a married women voluntarily committed adultery with a friend of the house
    >'OK let's cast one of the Hollywood's quintessential dreamboats and the ugliest man alive'

    What did Scott mean by this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >weirdo creepy looking guy
      >astroturfed by media as a sex symbol
      >looks like a weirdo creep in the film
      >but his role is also spun that he's a sex symbol chad who fricks b***hes and makes the girl coom
      >yet he's also simultaneously made out to be a weirdo creep rapist

      These choices were so confusing to me and could only be conjured up from the schizoprenia known as feminism

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hollywood's quintessential dreamboats and the ugliest man alive'
      They are both funny looking anon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        silence, moid

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Now post him in the movie.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What a joke. They post ugly Black folk as Sexiest Man Alive

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >'OK let's cast one of the Hollywood's quintessential dreamboats and the ugliest man alive'
      funny thing is I don't know which one you're referring to

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's impossible that the half-helmet is a representation for us, the audience, almost like a practical effect counterpart to the moronic idea of tracking and digitally removing part of the faceplate during the fight so we can see facial expressions which are usually consigned to never being seen in the reality of the situation but can be conveniently shown in cinema, all while retaining the idea that these men did in reality wear protection because the average viewer accepts everything at face value and would think a movie where they don't use head protection is a depiction of reality
    you guys are so fricking stupid it physically hurts me to know you are alive

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish each act was actually different, like a Rashomon effect where details change based on perception and interpretation

    such a let down

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it like how Stallone agreed to star in this movie as long as they showed his face as much as possible and minimized scenes with the helmet on?

    Some actors really hate NOT showing their face and get angry.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the helmet is dumb but this movie's real sins are the grey filter and the "THE TRUTH" crap

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it’s another thread where redditor anti medieval weirdos have a meltdown over colours existing

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actions scenes where only good party this #believeallwomen propaganda

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if his face was fully covered, people would think he's a robot or something

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do we know his other half isn't a robot

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        then he would be a cyborg

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >armor deliberately offers up a weak spot
    >tailor your fighting style around anticipating strikes there
    It's really genius.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't matter. He was proved right in the end and that's all that matters.

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