>One ticket for me, one for my wife, one for her son and one for her boyfriend and my good buddy Malik-Shaquan Demichels here for the latest slow burn, bone chilling, atmosphere-oozing, trope-subverting, genre-redefining, gut-wrenching, spine-tingling, emotionally taxing, paranoia-inducing, jaw-clenching, nerve-wracking, character-development driven, soul-shaking, nail-biting, anxiety-written, kafkaesque, post-lynchian, question-asking, socially-aware, ethnically-diverse, politically-cognisant, culturally relevant, socially-prescient, thought-provoking, artisanally-crafted and cheap jumpscares free A24 horror film, please!
literally all of their horror movies are designed for the plebbit audience you moron
DE MONSTER REPRESENTS DEPRESSION AND IT HAS NO JUMPSCARES AND THE MONSTER IS PRACTICAL EFFECTS AND ITS LITERALLY JUST A DRAMA WITH A FEW SCARY SCENES WOW
>A24 has license to Halloween >A24 has license to Friday the 13th
And they might be the only studio that would refuse to do a crossover because "muh elevated horror"
They are seeking to make a lot of money (they're even downscaling the production of "auteur movies"), so I don't think it will be elevated horror since the big audience wont like it. And this license must be costly since the last Halloween trilogy made a half billion dollars
I'm certain that they will be the version of the movie that makes it all relevant again. I mean, a movie about a guy that kills people is the very definition of originality.
Oh man, I can’t wait for yet another movie in the series that says “Everything in the franchise that isn’t the original is getting tossed out the window because it’s all shit”, and do a back-to-basics soft reboot of the original, which will get a positive reception, but as soon as they try to do their own thing in the sequel, they instantly shit their pants.
OK bud. I'm a pretty famous writer and director who you most likely know and watched something of mine, and I have massive knowledge of world cinema (as any filmmaker worth their salt should). I still stand by my post. Halloween is a legitimate masterpiece.
you are advicing people to watch better horror movies than universally canonized classics (which for you are "entry level" aka "bad"), and when you're asked to name even a single horror movie that isn't "entry level" but rivals a universally canonized classic like halloween, you run away
>ONE TICKET FOR HALLOWEEN THE NEWEST A24-PRODUCED, GENRE-REDEFINING, TROPE-SUBVERTING, ATMOSPHERIC, DARK AND EERIE, EMOTIONALLY DRAINING, GUT WRENCHING, AESTHETICALLY HEAVY CRAFT BY POST-HORROR AUTEUR WITH AN ARTHOUSE EDGE, DREAD-INDUCING, SUSPENSEFUL BUILD UP WITH STRONG CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND GRADUAL FEELING OF ESCALATION, BONE-CHILLING SLOW BURN WITH “SAY MORE WITH LESS” APPROACH AND SOUL-SHAKING, BLOOD-CURDLING, SKIN-CRAWLING AND NERVE-WRACKING EXERCISE IN PERSISTENTLY LOOMING DREAD WHERE TENSION AND ANXIETY PERMEATES EVERY FRAME AS MOVIE REACHES ITS NAIL-BITING, JAW-CLENCHING AND PARANOIA-INDUCING FINAL CLIMAX, FREE OF ANY CHEAP GORE, CARTOONISH CGI OR INFANTILE JUMPSCARES HORROR FILM
I'm confident to say that there's no way anyone could make a good Halloween movie. No matter the writer or director, it's impossible. People need to stop with the "I can do that!" mentality. No you can't make something as ironic or impactful as the first Halloween movie.
omg guys the hecking intellectual propertyrino is getting a fiftieth instalment!!! Star Wars and Game of Thrones for the rest of remaining human history let's gooo let's make some fricking value for shareholders!!!
I can taste the absolute seethe from salty Jasoncucks through the screen. Yes, how is the rights issue going, Jasoncucks? Mhhmmm, don't cry, Michael is here to put you out of your misery. You're angry because you cant handle Michael's success, Michael returning to claim his throne as the rightful king of the slashers. It's better this way, for your shitty franchise to be stuck in limbo. Could you imagine the embarrassing garbage they would shit out if the rights issue was settled? It would only hurt you further. Think about it, now we've had two exquisite Halloween entires back to back, you have a reminder, a frame of reference for what legendary entries in the slasher genre should aspire to be like. With these entries of the Halloween franchise fresh in your mind, you would inevitably compare the hypothetical Friday the Cuckteenth sequel to Halloween and you would realize your entire life, your entire dedication to the soulless imitator known as Jason gayhees, has been a lie. A mistake. It's time to throw your hockey mask in the garbage and your Scream Factory Friday the 13th boxset in the fireplace. Michael Myers never dies. Halloween is forever.
not even a /misc/ but a24 movies are israeli filth and objectively bad. Literally all of their movies rely on cheap shock value that will age like milk once their social media ~~*marketing*~~ campaigns are over.
israeli movies used to be based, now they're pure filth.
I didn’t think Halloween could get any worse after the last movie but here comes A24 to make Michael a metaphor for pregnancy or some shit. Knowing A24 In their movie he’ll probably kill his sister because he wanted to frick her and the rest of the film will be about incel violence. At least I heard Saw x was good and I have terrifier 3 to look forward to.
Michael Myers is not an indestructible force of doom like Jason
He’s supposed to be the boogeyman
He’s a creeper
He’s a stalker
He lurks and prowls just out of the corner of your eye
He’s not a traumatized youth
He’s a sexual deviant who gets a thrill from squirming victims shrieking in terror underneath him as he penetrates them with his knife and steals their life
Lies. Miramax won. >Update – September 26, 2023: Malek Akkad’s Trancas International Films is the current rights holder for TV and Miramax is one of the parties bidding on the property. Miramax co-owns film rights. The headline and article were adjusted to reflect this.
https://bloody-disgusting.com/exclusives/3780734/halloween-miramax-currently-shopping-the-rights-for-film-tv-exclusive-report/
>According to Deadline, "The new Halloween series is envisioned to potentially launch a cinematic universe spanning film and television. Miramax’s Head of Global TV Marc Helwig will be overseeing the franchise creatively in close collaboration with Akkad" as well as reminding that "Jointly controlling both the film and TV rights would allow Miramax and Trancas to map out an integrated film-TV universe."
I’m pretty happy Miramax got Halloween instead of A24, I don’t need to see Halloween ‘elevated.’
Fricking dreading the A24 Friday the 13th TV show. They just fundamentally don’t understand the Friday franchise is fun. It’s meant to be a blood blood, nudity, camp acting and murder. People have loved this series for over 40 years because it serves them up a very particular piece of entertainment. A24 do not deliver that kind of entertainment at all. They’re too fricking boring as a studio to be fun enough for Friday. They’re virgin nerds showing up to a summer camp party.
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I've never seen an A24 film. How will they portray Michael?
White man bad
got a chip on your shoulder?
Not even a tv show by them? I find that hard to believe anon
hallucination from mental trauma
Michael will be a metaphor for female trauma. Also men bad woman good.
The women will be black.
Michael will have Americana Everyman overtones mixed with a fascist haircut and dress vibe .
Michael has family trauma from his overbearing mother.
He unironically did nothing wrong and now must confront his childhood.
This. Also Michael is not in it until the last 2 minutes, the rest of the movie is just a family talking around the dinner table.
Michael is a ghost that is haunting his pajeet half-brother, who is actually the satan witch king who will end wypipo and toilets.
Black person FtM
Big John and Little John would have lived in Kills
Corey would have been shown masterbating when Mike killed the Nurse in Ends.
I'm predicting that they're going to redo the idea that evil is transferable again.
Well, but anons here will hallucinate that it's woke because as A24 becomes more popular their self image requires that they post buzzwords about it
>One ticket for me, one for my wife, one for her son and one for her boyfriend and my good buddy Malik-Shaquan Demichels here for the latest slow burn, bone chilling, atmosphere-oozing, trope-subverting, genre-redefining, gut-wrenching, spine-tingling, emotionally taxing, paranoia-inducing, jaw-clenching, nerve-wracking, character-development driven, soul-shaking, nail-biting, anxiety-written, kafkaesque, post-lynchian, question-asking, socially-aware, ethnically-diverse, politically-cognisant, culturally relevant, socially-prescient, thought-provoking, artisanally-crafted and cheap jumpscares free A24 horror film, please!
They’re becoming increasingly Reddit, I’m sure they’ll put out a genuine capeshit movie in 3 years max
literally all of their horror movies are designed for the plebbit audience you moron
DE MONSTER REPRESENTS DEPRESSION AND IT HAS NO JUMPSCARES AND THE MONSTER IS PRACTICAL EFFECTS AND ITS LITERALLY JUST A DRAMA WITH A FEW SCARY SCENES WOW
They define hipster in every sense of the word.
>A24 has license to Halloween
>A24 has license to Friday the 13th
And they might be the only studio that would refuse to do a crossover because "muh elevated horror"
Will probably suck. Some anon here, give me hope
The are going to be the MCU of slashers.. imagine
>And they might be the only studio that would refuse to do a crossover
good. Keep that marvel shit to yourself
They are seeking to make a lot of money (they're even downscaling the production of "auteur movies"), so I don't think it will be elevated horror since the big audience wont like it. And this license must be costly since the last Halloween trilogy made a half billion dollars
also consider that 2 of those films released durring the pandemic… they could have made much more
Oh boy! YET ANOTHER new continuity. Forget everything you saw before here's the REAL Sequel. For reals this time.
Halloween Ends was such a dumpster fire, they can only do something better.
Ends was kino. Get fricked Myers simp. Cory won
I havent seen it but didnt that kid get his neck snapped by him?
KINO DIES TONIGHT
I'm certain that they will be the version of the movie that makes it all relevant again. I mean, a movie about a guy that kills people is the very definition of originality.
Oh man, I can’t wait for yet another movie in the series that says “Everything in the franchise that isn’t the original is getting tossed out the window because it’s all shit”, and do a back-to-basics soft reboot of the original, which will get a positive reception, but as soon as they try to do their own thing in the sequel, they instantly shit their pants.
It doesn’t matter because you are still stupid enough to watch it based off the title.
IP cuck.
Halloween has always been extremely overrated.
I’ll never understand why this is popular except for familiarity
The first movie is a legitimate masterpiece. The finest low budget film in existence.
You barely watch films anon. Watch more films. Halloween isn't bad but you are so entry level.
OK bud. I'm a pretty famous writer and director who you most likely know and watched something of mine, and I have massive knowledge of world cinema (as any filmmaker worth their salt should). I still stand by my post. Halloween is a legitimate masterpiece.
give us a hint of ur resume u cuck
Hey me too!
Lmao you probably make dogshit if this is somehow true. Halloween is literally entry level 101.
Well name some other more worthy horror movies then that aren't entry level (=canonized).
Not giving out recs on this literal capeshit board son. Maybe once years ago but not now.
you are advicing people to watch better horror movies than universally canonized classics (which for you are "entry level" aka "bad"), and when you're asked to name even a single horror movie that isn't "entry level" but rivals a universally canonized classic like halloween, you run away
>ONE TICKET FOR HALLOWEEN THE NEWEST A24-PRODUCED, GENRE-REDEFINING, TROPE-SUBVERTING, ATMOSPHERIC, DARK AND EERIE, EMOTIONALLY DRAINING, GUT WRENCHING, AESTHETICALLY HEAVY CRAFT BY POST-HORROR AUTEUR WITH AN ARTHOUSE EDGE, DREAD-INDUCING, SUSPENSEFUL BUILD UP WITH STRONG CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND GRADUAL FEELING OF ESCALATION, BONE-CHILLING SLOW BURN WITH “SAY MORE WITH LESS” APPROACH AND SOUL-SHAKING, BLOOD-CURDLING, SKIN-CRAWLING AND NERVE-WRACKING EXERCISE IN PERSISTENTLY LOOMING DREAD WHERE TENSION AND ANXIETY PERMEATES EVERY FRAME AS MOVIE REACHES ITS NAIL-BITING, JAW-CLENCHING AND PARANOIA-INDUCING FINAL CLIMAX, FREE OF ANY CHEAP GORE, CARTOONISH CGI OR INFANTILE JUMPSCARES HORROR FILM
The TV rights. Not the film rights.
Isn't that what the akkads were selling? The rights to allow tv shows made of Halloween
I'm confident to say that there's no way anyone could make a good Halloween movie. No matter the writer or director, it's impossible. People need to stop with the "I can do that!" mentality. No you can't make something as ironic or impactful as the first Halloween movie.
>Nate turns into Michael and tries to kill Jules in season 3
PLEASE GOD LET IT HAPPEN
omg guys the hecking intellectual propertyrino is getting a fiftieth instalment!!! Star Wars and Game of Thrones for the rest of remaining human history let's gooo let's make some fricking value for shareholders!!!
It's horror so nobody cares
Plus James Bond, Scooby and Batman can have multiple installments
>A24 Wants to Expand Strategy From Arthouse Films to “Action and Big IP Projects”
they have the recognition and money now to go from indie horrorslop to actionslop
If you needed any more evidence as to why this board is reddit and memeshit.
They should hire Rob Zombie to remake Halloween 4 and 5 to cause maximum seethe
I can taste the absolute seethe from salty Jasoncucks through the screen. Yes, how is the rights issue going, Jasoncucks? Mhhmmm, don't cry, Michael is here to put you out of your misery. You're angry because you cant handle Michael's success, Michael returning to claim his throne as the rightful king of the slashers. It's better this way, for your shitty franchise to be stuck in limbo. Could you imagine the embarrassing garbage they would shit out if the rights issue was settled? It would only hurt you further. Think about it, now we've had two exquisite Halloween entires back to back, you have a reminder, a frame of reference for what legendary entries in the slasher genre should aspire to be like. With these entries of the Halloween franchise fresh in your mind, you would inevitably compare the hypothetical Friday the Cuckteenth sequel to Halloween and you would realize your entire life, your entire dedication to the soulless imitator known as Jason gayhees, has been a lie. A mistake. It's time to throw your hockey mask in the garbage and your Scream Factory Friday the 13th boxset in the fireplace. Michael Myers never dies. Halloween is forever.
everyone post your favorite slowburn, bonechilling gemerald from a24
I assume it will be a totally new reworking of Halloween. Has to be right.... right? Probably gona suck.
Atmospheric slow burner is exactly what Halloween was made for... turning him into Jason was a mistake. He's a stalker.
allegory for toxic white male suprema- yawn yawn snore *farts* boring
not even a /misc/ but a24 movies are israeli filth and objectively bad. Literally all of their movies rely on cheap shock value that will age like milk once their social media ~~*marketing*~~ campaigns are over.
israeli movies used to be based, now they're pure filth.
Miramax just won?
>A24
The only way this will work is if they bring back Jamie Lee Curtis and she has to face her past and Michael Myers one more time.
I didn’t think Halloween could get any worse after the last movie but here comes A24 to make Michael a metaphor for pregnancy or some shit. Knowing A24 In their movie he’ll probably kill his sister because he wanted to frick her and the rest of the film will be about incel violence. At least I heard Saw x was good and I have terrifier 3 to look forward to.
They'll get Ti West to direct it
Michael Myers is not an indestructible force of doom like Jason
He’s supposed to be the boogeyman
He’s a creeper
He’s a stalker
He lurks and prowls just out of the corner of your eye
He’s not a traumatized youth
He’s a sexual deviant who gets a thrill from squirming victims shrieking in terror underneath him as he penetrates them with his knife and steals their life
Ari Aster Halloween when?
>Halloween Ends
>it continues
Lies. Miramax won.
>Update – September 26, 2023: Malek Akkad’s Trancas International Films is the current rights holder for TV and Miramax is one of the parties bidding on the property. Miramax co-owns film rights. The headline and article were adjusted to reflect this.
https://bloody-disgusting.com/exclusives/3780734/halloween-miramax-currently-shopping-the-rights-for-film-tv-exclusive-report/
>nu-uh my beloved miramax has won,they have both rights now. Look
>posts article that is 2 weeks old
ok anon, sure thing
>According to Deadline, "The new Halloween series is envisioned to potentially launch a cinematic universe spanning film and television. Miramax’s Head of Global TV Marc Helwig will be overseeing the franchise creatively in close collaboration with Akkad" as well as reminding that "Jointly controlling both the film and TV rights would allow Miramax and Trancas to map out an integrated film-TV universe."
https://www.fangoria.com/original/halloween-headed-to-tv/
So some of the worst Halloween Movies are going to be made again.
It’ll probably be something like this:
Don’t forget to watch our Halloween prequel show that will show Michael Myers at the end before launching the cinematic universe with… no one else?
I’m pretty happy Miramax got Halloween instead of A24, I don’t need to see Halloween ‘elevated.’
Fricking dreading the A24 Friday the 13th TV show. They just fundamentally don’t understand the Friday franchise is fun. It’s meant to be a blood blood, nudity, camp acting and murder. People have loved this series for over 40 years because it serves them up a very particular piece of entertainment. A24 do not deliver that kind of entertainment at all. They’re too fricking boring as a studio to be fun enough for Friday. They’re virgin nerds showing up to a summer camp party.
Bryan Fuller is doing it tho, and Hannibal was kino.
There's a lot they can't do because of the lawsuit. They're pretty much limited to the lore established by the 1st movie.
So they got the rights for Pamela and the moronic kid Jason only?
Yeah. No adult Jason and no hockey mask.
what lawsuit?
https://collider.com/friday-the-13th-lawsuit-explained/
They clarified later they struck a deal with both Sam and Victor and can use the whole IP; Hockey Mask Jason and everything.
It's kino time
SöyHorror bros…we keep winning
I dont think ive ever seen a Halloween movie, dont think i ever will
It's Miramax who got it whose own by Paramount fricking moron
https://twitter.com/DEADLINE/status/1712550812315169088
you weren’t here in the morning when it was being reported that A24 won it chud