they could literally just say that someone before the bombs was doing radiation experiments that mutated some people. bethesda wrote dumber shit in fallouts 3 and 4
Except all the mutations in Fallout happen because of FEV exposure. Everything from molerats to deathclaws. Even ghouls, because normally, high doses of radiation just kill you. So people in a vault aren't going to be exposed to that shit. And if they go for ANOTHER vault someone having FEV for no fricking reason, I'll lose it.
>bro it’s just a show, they aren’t taking an ip you love and fricking it up just because they can, but even if they are bro you deserve it because black women or whatever…bro
Todd Howard already did that to the fallout universe. its been dogshit ever since Bethesda touched it. >muh art Deco >muh leddit wholesome robot >muh brotherhood of steel 22 year old knights/elders
just fricking admit you never liked fallout in the first place.
frick you and have a bullet for breakfast butthole.
>if you aren't interested in what I'm shilling you're interested in what others are shilling
its amusing to note and laugh at how progressively moronic corporate media is becoming. its a nice holding pattern waiting for a heads up on something that isn't shit.
hate is a pretty strong word. way overused for what it implies. but since everything is anonymous text blurbs, your monkey brain can characterize it any way you want.
>Fans of the games should know that everything in the series is officially part of Fallout lore, and Bethesda was careful to make sure the scripts could coexist with previous storylines from the gaming titles. “We view what’s happening in the show as canon,” says Howard. “That’s what’s great, when someone else looks at your work and then translates it in some fashion.” He admits to being envious of some of the TV show’s interpretations and additions: “I sort of looked at it like, ‘Ah, why didn’t we do that?’”
Obsidian can't into 3d. Love it or hate it Todd is the expert on directing 3d fallout projects and also the source material they are specifically targeting.
Todd being called the 'acclaimed game creator' in the trailer must sting Cain a bit. I mean frick, Cain is a gay but he was the one behind mostly everything in that trailer, but by implication normalgays think Todd is the most important person. Todd was in a Wired video and the video description calls him the creator of Fallout too
>the video description calls him the creator of Fallout too
really? well Tim Cain has a YouTube channel so if he ever wanted to make a statement he could very easily
He also said in a video how he felt sad at the Fo3 launch party that his baby 'had been adopted' and was sad about feeling so left out of the thing he made. He does give a bit of a frick
>>Fans of the games should know that everything in the series is officially part of Fallout lore, and Bethesda was careful to make sure the scripts could coexist with previous storylines from the gaming titles. >excluding fallout 1, fallout 2 and fallout new vegas
The mutant thing wouldn’t be that hard to write off. Plenty of vaults had issues, including radiation leaks. Poor fricker could’ve had some bad luck, but let’s be honest here they definitely didn’t make it anything accurate like that.
how many times does Hollywood need to frick nerd culture in the ass before you guys realize they will never make a good adaptation of something you like?
Cinemaphile never learns, and despite what they say, always watches it kek
Then they'll cope about the viewer numbers or box office or whatever, be wrong again, and repeat for the next slop release
if not for threads on Cinemaphile i wouldn't know the follwing existed, much less think about them at all >lotr: the prequeling >halo tv >nutrek >post-90s sitcoms >star wars series after mandalorian >arcane >poker face >gordon ramsay (or any reality tv) >watchman sequel >the leftovers
and that's just what I can dig out of my head from looking at the catalog. because there's no reason to even think of these shows. much less watch them. even less talk about them on Cinemaphile, beyond how abhorrent they are. But several companies are counting online mentions of any of their shows as viewership, out of desperation to imply anyone cares about them.
They already have stopped watching it moron. This show will be dropped in 2 seasons just like RoP will be, just like the Halo show will be, just like Cowboy Bebop, just like all this shit. No one watches it, they lose a mountain of money, they get bailed out by the megacorp that owns them (in this case amazon), they recycle.
We can and will laugh at these talentless hacks and their arrogant declarations of alleged superiority as they fail again and again.
Actually the latest ploy to "drop" shows when it fails is to simply stretch the time between seasons and then quietly stop production when people stop talking about it in general.
That's because they quite literally don't care. Large corporates like Bethesda are entirely driven by the profit motive and fads in corporate governance. Once MBAs like Hines take over decision making, it becomes a race to the bottom. They're not artists, designers, or engineers, they're bankers.
>It was a Vault Tec experiment to ser how humans survive with uhhhh one eye, very important stuff. Please understand.
Ghoul with perfectly straight and white teeth is worse
>breaks lore immediately
ya becasue the vaults was not set up to text shit LIKE FEV
Whole day you sit on this board shitting on movies & shows trying to get people to turn on media you don't like or believe is pushing the wrong message
You frick do as much work as marketers but why do you do it, for some agenda WHY NOT BECOME A MARKETER, why not start a youtube channel or a blog
Why the frick do you do & for what THE CULTURE WAR or are u just addicted
ya because you dont belong to a cult that believes media is being used as a weapon against you so you come on this board to shit on anything that isn't pushing your narrow minded agenda
why exactly are u in this thread again & why did you make all those other threads today
I think this show will do well honestly. I wont watch it, you all will hate watch it (like the cucks you are) but it's different enough to stand out on the streaming landscape, it has big daddy bezos money to market with, and i can see the reddit humor connecting with the general audience.
>There were no mutants yet.
Not mad. Just stating facts. If you're incapable of understanding why that's relevant, enjoy the show.
5 months ago
Anonymous
u havnt explained SHIT
there was mutants in 2161 & Fev existed back in 2077
5 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not here to dredge lore for your youtube video, homosexual.
5 months ago
Anonymous
There were FEV mutants at various locations in the US pre WW3, most obviously the Mariposa research facility.
This was original fallout lore, before Bethesda got their hands on it.
The rationale behind the Chinese first strike being that they were not just losing the war conventionally at that point, but FEV outclassed their own domestic genetic warfare programmes so much they had to roll the dice.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>This was original fallout lore, before Bethesda got their hands on it.
You could fill this show with shit straight out of FO2, and "fans" would call it shit, saying Bethesda/showrunners never understood Fallout.
Video games are trash IPs, nothing but shallow derivative and uncreative self-insert fantasies for pathetic teenage boys too weak to get out of mom’s basement and too unsocialized to talk to girls. You might as well just play and argue the canon of Magic:The Gathering. This makes the Trek General look like sophisticated, pantydropping, debate.
>This makes the Trek General look like sophisticated, pantydropping, debate.
Frick you TNGeezer!
Mar-Mar
Boim-Boim
list of discord boogeymen from 10 years ago
BF
VF
pizza pedo
[wall of text about homoflexibility]
Dukat did nothing wrong
And yet, the Enclave just walked through the entire fricking continent. You know, the guys praising purity, murdering free-roaming humans, because they'd be radiated from living on the desert. Now roaming trough the desert for frick knows how many years, getting as much radiation as possible in the process.
Holy shit, all Todd and Co. had to do was come up with a different fricking faction. Was it really that hard?
you gonna be in every fricking thread for the next year & half doing the same thinking git will change something
5 months ago
Anonymous
And you will be here b***hing about it.
5 months ago
Anonymous
And you will be here b***hing about people b***hing about it.
5 months ago
Anonymous
No, I'll just shit on you. As Todd's cuck you like shit, so that's fine.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Never bought a single Todd vidya.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>I'm shilling shit for no reason, guys, believe me
5 months ago
Anonymous
i like what i saw u FRICKING HATE IT & have a million other things to watch but you are here
5 months ago
Anonymous
Stop b***hing.
5 months ago
Anonymous
l literally do not care for the show and l will at most pirate it, this is the one and only thread l've talked about this show, l want to see the mental gymnastics you are doing that makes you think l'll be posting about it for the next year and a half.
NCR flag showed up in one of the earlier leaks.
Also don't be surprised if it still looks like a shithole. If you talk to the Troopers at Camp Golf in NV, the ones from The Boneyard say it's basically the Detroit of the Republic.
l am not complaining about the looks of the boneyard, in fact, it's one of the positive points because it looks exactly like fo1's depiction, that's one of the only good things about the show tbh
That's fair. It's just that I saw some people b***hing about how The Boneyard from what we've seen in the show still looks like ruins even though every depiction of the Boneyard looks like that and even characters from there at the NCR's lore-wise peak say it's still a generally shit place to live.
It would be more painful if Obsidian worked even harder, only to get shat on for the usual Bethesda's engine bugs by the journos (who somehow didn't notice them in F3 - shocking) and still get 84% Metascore, denying their bonus.
idk when the show takes place, I think during the first game because there's some Fallout 1 characters in the cast. So Caesar Legion wasn't formed yet, plus they came from Arizona and the show's set in California.
It wasn't safe to open the door before, or there were repeated votes against it, or the mutations are only now getting bad enough to risk sending one out. Use your noodle man, it's not hard to rationalize there being a mutant.
This apparently takes place over a decade after the end of FNV, so I guess the canon ending is that House won and gained control over the Hoover Dam? Only other way is a pre-war flashback.
>other way is a pre-war flashback.
considering we have seen a scene take place pre-war that is the more likely option considering Bethesda's hatred of stating canon endings to to games
That's going to be difficult since we see the Brotherhood mothership from Fallout 4. That would imply that you sided with them vs the Institute, wouldn't it?
The Institute is the singularly stupidest faction in Fallout. It's honestly better to pretend it never existed at all. The synth shit was so fricking obnoxiously stupid. This isn't fricking Blade Runner. It was always bad.
>The Institute is the singularly stupidest faction
WRONG. That title rightfully belongs to the Railroad.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah I guess, but they only exist because of the Institute. They just should ignore all of 4 but that won't happen. Now the franchise is truly fricked beyond all repair anyway, the TV show is already raping a corpse, it's been over 12 years since an even half decent Fallout game dropped. New Vegas was 2011 right?
Dead franchise.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I'll throw Bethesda a bone and say that mobile game, Fallout Shelter, they released was actually halfway decent. But yeah, dead franchise.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>They just should ignore all of 4 but that won't happen.
But those things aren't exclusive of Fallout 4 though.
>completely serious plot >tragic male protagonist >tragic supporting characters >literally 0 reddit humor >garage gun grunge aesthetic >all 3 games are pure atmosphere >religious symbolism and allegory everywhere >ghosts AND radiation >creator refused to let israelites make it into some goylywood slop >90 books written by anyone because he doesn't charge royalties or play the copyright israelite playback >on the run from the zigger government for exercising free speech >loves all adaptations of his work that are actually faithful to it
Choo-choo! Superior post apocalypse franchise coming through! All aboard!
You can try Colony Ship if you want a IRPG similar to old ones in attitude. It's pretty grim and just came out, but it's very low budget. Still completely serious and what humor it does have is just in observation of how utterly awful their situation is.
This show takes place after every game in the Fallout series. Probably a good idea since it gives them creative freedom to tell basically whatever story they want.
Unfortunately that means no Legion since it's long dead now without Caesar. They could always invent a splinter faction and toss it in there.
the TV show takes place in 229x so it's very much within the reach of all the mainline west coast entires. this means you could expect to see marcus or even house or big empty, black mountain or any other geopolitical entity but the issue with that is that it's dangerous territory to tread on, my guess is they will skirt all the new vegas locations to avoid giving a definitive answer to establish canon. eg. if we go to the strip, it will not show a significant presence of any faction, or you see it from the distance.
it's just pretty weird that they chose the year they chose since it places itself firmly within FONV's setting. the main thing out of west coast fallout i am expecting to see is san francisco or some of the enclave bases like navarro which are all mentioned in bethesda's mainline games. NCR is mentioned along with mojave but only in FO76 which todd had very little to do with.
Every fault had some specific unique experiment. For example Super Mutants came about directly from a vault experiment, they were able to escape and procreate in the wasteland. There are a few control vaults they did “nothing” to.
Still weird to have a mutant overseer though. They need to have a good explanation of the vaults purpose and maybe it would make sense.
lol shills are seething that the internet is already shitting on this for months before it releases
big ip's like this rely on building up hype in advance so that normies will mindlessly sleepwalk into seeing the big thing but the chud army keeps fizzling out their marketing campaigns with memes and mockery
look at shit like indiana jones and the marvels which were already laughing stocks well in advance of release
There has been an NCR flag in a leaked image, but it's a safe bet that the NCR will have a slight or peripheral role in the show despite Fo2 and Fnv establishing it should play a huge role. The show will probably feel very agnostic and almost like it's wiping the slate clean
I'll tel you why, some moronic writer had a quick look and fallout,read bout super mutants, misunderstood the world and lore and thought "wouldn't it be cool if we had a mutant leading the vault".
Threads like these make me happy hollywood keeps ruining all these nerd franchises, you homosexuals are so annoying and autistic you deserve to cry about this shit every day forever
I'll admit, it's kind of funny. I don't even really watch movies or tv shows anymore. I just watch diehard fans completely tear them apart. It's a lot more entertaining. Seeing the comment section under the Santa Inc trailer turn into elf-posting was the funniest shit.
The schadenfreude of seeing the people fail trying to leech off the gradual building of decades of nerd culture will have to do in absence of any more quality content. We have adapted to the new paradigm and revel in destruction now, instead of construction as we did before.
Regardless of whether or not it's canon breaking, it just looks bad. It looks corny as frick, like something from a parody show..
>Like he's a mutant... >but he's also doing something normal and boring like drinking coffee! >He's just like Michael from the Office! >It's quirky and goofy!
There's literally shit like this in the game though. I cringe every time but I can't fault them for putting it in the show. Chris Parnell is a real life fallout character.
you realize when anime or manga is adapted to live action tv or film, they often have to balance the outlandishness of the original with the grittiness of reality, right?
same thing with video games and stupid shit people give a pass solely because it's a game
people would rightfully complain if a doom movie was made and the character suddenly walked through a wall into a secret room loaded with weapons, just as the characters i this show can't warp into the dev room
Are you esl? That is the dumbest semantics argument I've ever seen.
5 months ago
Anonymous
not really when your argument was about "defining attributes"
quoting the good, the bad and the ugly or having a random encounter with a monty python sketch has as much level of relevance to the fallout lore as a secret room in doom
5 months ago
Anonymous
OK so you are a zoomer that isn't aware the literal art design is retro future and parody unto itsself? Parodies are in fallout AND large swaths of fallout are parody. What is hard to understand about this? Even the beloved New Vegas is a noir parody.
5 months ago
Anonymous
one is necessary for the show to even exist and the other isn't, and is best left in the game world
how do you not understand that the apocalyptic setting, the retrofuturism, vaults, supermutants, etc are "defining attributes" of the fallout ip but popculture references aren't that are easter egg dialogue choices or random encounters aren't
5 months ago
Anonymous
If you argument is you would prefer if they made it more serious for whatever reason, I won't dispute you. I might enjoy that too. Considering we are currently living in an era where shit is moronicly quippy even when it's trying to be serious, I don't think your perspective on defining attributes holds weight. You want a darker show and I respect that. That said, if any era was the most appropriate to do an accurate fallout adaptation, it would be this one. And anyone who doesn't see Fallout as a corny ass IP has to be playing with the sound off and not reading anything being said.
5 months ago
Anonymous
my argument was decisions need to be made when adapting fantastical other forms of media to film and tv, and the superfluous fluff that only works in the original form needs to be cut from the new one
people tolerate the cheese in fallout games but it's not what they associate with the brand
5 months ago
Anonymous
Anyone who doesn't associate cheese with fallout is in denial or engaging in childish levels of headcanon though. I get what you are saying, there's just no real hill to die on here. Unless you are advocating for a not muh superman tier level of ignorance towards a franchise. If you mean people who haven't played the games to even the most accessible standard of fandom, then I'd say yeah they probably don't associate that shit with it. Someone who played maybe 5 minutes and doesn't remember it. Or a chick who saw their son or brother or boyfriend playing it. But that's about it. Anything else would have to be extreme denial. It would be like having a Bayonetta adaptation with no lewd shit and just making it full DMC.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>If you mean people who haven't played the games
I think the green super mutants, radscorpions, power armor, mr handy and nuka cola accompanied by the 50s music are effective at conveying the campy spirit of Fallout.
Of course, someone familiar with the franchise is used to them as just being a part of the setting, but I believe newcomers will understand that the spirit is a bit tongue in cheek
5 months ago
Anonymous
For some reason pseuds like to think Fallout is some sacred cow, higher form of art. They cope by saying the goofy stuff is just in a couple of easter eggs. Maybe they just played New Vegas, I don't know.
Truth is Fallout was parody/reference/goofy from the start.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I hope they make it like The Mask and the vault dweller pulls thousands of rounds of ammo out of her vault suit since they're weightless in the Fallout universe.
If you're a fallout fan why would you look forward to this? Everyone agrees Bethesda can't write for shit , new vegas was good because it was obsidian. Hearing that Todd howard has a TV show doesn't fill me with hope lol. This is dead in the water from the beginning
Daily reminder that they rape beloved IPs on purpose in order to cause you psychic pain. They admit this and they relish in it. Killing TV writers should legally count as self defense.
i did sort of jump to conclusions but i meant LA aka the boneyard, i would expect them to feature scenes set there if they are showing what happened to it during the great war. they showed off that diamond city looking place and the ghoul shooting it up, i'd place my bets on that being boneyard.
Taking into account the consistency of fallout's lore... they can claim that it was a vault with mutants and would still fit.
There were no mutants yet.
How did they mutate if they were protected from the radiation in a vault?
vault tec has left the door to the vault 2137 slightly opened because they were conducting an experiment and it turned the dwellers into mutants
>vault 2137
I see what you did there kurwa.
Kino
they could literally just say that someone before the bombs was doing radiation experiments that mutated some people. bethesda wrote dumber shit in fallouts 3 and 4
Except all the mutations in Fallout happen because of FEV exposure. Everything from molerats to deathclaws. Even ghouls, because normally, high doses of radiation just kill you. So people in a vault aren't going to be exposed to that shit. And if they go for ANOTHER vault someone having FEV for no fricking reason, I'll lose it.
It really isn't all that big of a deal, bro
Yes
The Dungeons & Dragons movie is good
>bro it’s just a show, they aren’t taking an ip you love and fricking it up just because they can, but even if they are bro you deserve it because black women or whatever…bro
Post age
nta, but hollywood's been doing this for years with video game adaptions and others
Todd Howard already did that to the fallout universe. its been dogshit ever since Bethesda touched it.
>muh art Deco
>muh leddit wholesome robot
>muh brotherhood of steel 22 year old knights/elders
just fricking admit you never liked fallout in the first place.
frick you and have a bullet for breakfast butthole.
I agree. I'm still not watching your show.
then why are u here telling us how much you are not interested in something
i think a movie for you just came out
>if you aren't interested in what I'm shilling you're interested in what others are shilling
its amusing to note and laugh at how progressively moronic corporate media is becoming. its a nice holding pattern waiting for a heads up on something that isn't shit.
95 % of the threads on this board is just b***hing about shit you hate
hate is a pretty strong word. way overused for what it implies. but since everything is anonymous text blurbs, your monkey brain can characterize it any way you want.
It's more mocking shit you hate which is really easily done when what you hate is obvious hotdog water.
>Amazon
>Jonathan Nolan
>Lisa Joy
lmao.
Hopefully the threads are as fun as W/
PAY THE TOLL!
Todd said it’s canon
>Fans of the games should know that everything in the series is officially part of Fallout lore, and Bethesda was careful to make sure the scripts could coexist with previous storylines from the gaming titles. “We view what’s happening in the show as canon,” says Howard. “That’s what’s great, when someone else looks at your work and then translates it in some fashion.” He admits to being envious of some of the TV show’s interpretations and additions: “I sort of looked at it like, ‘Ah, why didn’t we do that?’”
Todd didn’t create Fallout, he created Nu-Fallout. Frick Todd Howard and Frick Microsoft
Ditto.
Just watched the trailer a short while ago, the effects looked bad.. real bad.
Todd also praised Starfield. I do not trust his words.
Starfield is kino.
Don't be a Chinese shill.
star field is absoluut FRICKING GARBAGE
Filtered by Todd's masterpiece.
indian
chinese>>>>
Imagine trusting anything this moron says after 76 and crapfield.
as careful as shipping bug free products
How can it be canon if the bombs are shown dropping on modern day USA?
given the current state of society, nobody would believe things will look much different in 2077. Other than browner and shittier of course.
Todd Howard has a very respectable record of saying things that turn out to be true
He considers New Vegas not canon
Todd has been shilling longer than most anons have been alive
>G
He’s a mason? It all makes sense
Another Todd never lies believer, we will take the power back from these Bethesda haters brother
OH NO-NO YOU CAN'T DISGUISE
Is Todd Howard an authority on Fallout lore when he didn't create it
Obsidian can't into 3d. Love it or hate it Todd is the expert on directing 3d fallout projects and also the source material they are specifically targeting.
Is this bait? Can't tell.
F3, F4 and F76 are all trash.
it's obvious Bait but fallout 3 was okay tbh
lol, no
it got OK after you installed few GB of mods
This is why I stopped going to gaming forums
Are you? This thread seems to be filled with self-appointed authorities when none of them made it either
Todd being called the 'acclaimed game creator' in the trailer must sting Cain a bit. I mean frick, Cain is a gay but he was the one behind mostly everything in that trailer, but by implication normalgays think Todd is the most important person. Todd was in a Wired video and the video description calls him the creator of Fallout too
>the video description calls him the creator of Fallout too
really? well Tim Cain has a YouTube channel so if he ever wanted to make a statement he could very easily
Cain said he liked Fallout 3 and that it fit in the established lore, he doesn't give a frick.
He also said in a video how he felt sad at the Fo3 launch party that his baby 'had been adopted' and was sad about feeling so left out of the thing he made. He does give a bit of a frick
>Todd said it’s canon
I don't give a shit what he says.
>Todd
moronic manlet who never should have been near Fallout.
>Todd "tell me lies" Howard sell out yet again
IMAGINE MY SHOCK
Assuming this is a real quote, I truly hope we never get an elder scrolls live action adaption of any kind.
>“I sort of looked at it like, ‘Ah, why didn’t we do that?’”
And that's how Bethesda went from Fallout 3 to Fallout 4 staring at New Vegas.
>>Fans of the games should know that everything in the series is officially part of Fallout lore, and Bethesda was careful to make sure the scripts could coexist with previous storylines from the gaming titles.
>excluding fallout 1, fallout 2 and fallout new vegas
>breaks lore
It's based solely on the non-canon Bethesda's games. They have no real lore.
The mutant thing wouldn’t be that hard to write off. Plenty of vaults had issues, including radiation leaks. Poor fricker could’ve had some bad luck, but let’s be honest here they definitely didn’t make it anything accurate like that.
Looks like absolute shit.
how many times does Hollywood need to frick nerd culture in the ass before you guys realize they will never make a good adaptation of something you like?
just stop watching their garbage.
we don't watch this shit, it's all normies. nerds haven't watched nerd shit since iron man.
We don't watch it you fricking moron
Cinemaphile never learns, and despite what they say, always watches it kek
Then they'll cope about the viewer numbers or box office or whatever, be wrong again, and repeat for the next slop release
if not for threads on Cinemaphile i wouldn't know the follwing existed, much less think about them at all
>lotr: the prequeling
>halo tv
>nutrek
>post-90s sitcoms
>star wars series after mandalorian
>arcane
>poker face
>gordon ramsay (or any reality tv)
>watchman sequel
>the leftovers
and that's just what I can dig out of my head from looking at the catalog. because there's no reason to even think of these shows. much less watch them. even less talk about them on Cinemaphile, beyond how abhorrent they are. But several companies are counting online mentions of any of their shows as viewership, out of desperation to imply anyone cares about them.
They already have stopped watching it moron. This show will be dropped in 2 seasons just like RoP will be, just like the Halo show will be, just like Cowboy Bebop, just like all this shit. No one watches it, they lose a mountain of money, they get bailed out by the megacorp that owns them (in this case amazon), they recycle.
We can and will laugh at these talentless hacks and their arrogant declarations of alleged superiority as they fail again and again.
Actually the latest ploy to "drop" shows when it fails is to simply stretch the time between seasons and then quietly stop production when people stop talking about it in general.
Is that why despite the constant paid advertising and marketing for wheel of time and Witcher over the past few years its been dead silent?
>watching
Most of us probably don’t even torrent it at this point
Not interested in boring media. Not sorry
It's just the one Ghoul actually.
What an arrogant way of saying they don't care about the lore or their fanbase.
That's because they quite literally don't care. Large corporates like Bethesda are entirely driven by the profit motive and fads in corporate governance. Once MBAs like Hines take over decision making, it becomes a race to the bottom. They're not artists, designers, or engineers, they're bankers.
As opposed to the non-talking mutants and ghouls of reality.
>It was a Vault Tec experiment to ser how humans survive with uhhhh one eye, very important stuff. Please understand.
Ghoul with perfectly straight and white teeth is worse
Please tell me this is a random joke thread. That’s not real…right?
Not interested in discussing how realistic things are in an alternate universe post-apoc show w/ talking mutants and ghouls.
why does he have two eyebrows?
because it's a shitty edit someone has been spamming here for the last 24 hours. you can watch the teaser and see he has two eyes
Have your (you) now frick off and try harder
>why does he have two eyebrows?
Amazon actually followed the science here
what the frick am I looking at here?
>Odysseus said arriving on shore
The science also says babbies with this condition are always either stillborn or die within a day
Frick...
Lil' chud just OUT-SCIENCE'd the frick out of Amazon.
damn it really do be like it is huh
PAY
THE
TOLL
>breaks lore immediately
ya becasue the vaults was not set up to text shit LIKE FEV
Whole day you sit on this board shitting on movies & shows trying to get people to turn on media you don't like or believe is pushing the wrong message
You frick do as much work as marketers but why do you do it, for some agenda WHY NOT BECOME A MARKETER, why not start a youtube channel or a blog
Why the frick do you do & for what THE CULTURE WAR or are u just addicted
t. mindbroken shill
ya im no longer in your cult my brain is so broken
>in your cult
See, told you. You are mindbroken shill.
ya because you dont belong to a cult that believes media is being used as a weapon against you so you come on this board to shit on anything that isn't pushing your narrow minded agenda
why exactly are u in this thread again & why did you make all those other threads today
Mindbroken shill
>erm, the lore is broken
holy autism your lore sucks btw
I think this show will do well honestly. I wont watch it, you all will hate watch it (like the cucks you are) but it's different enough to stand out on the streaming landscape, it has big daddy bezos money to market with, and i can see the reddit humor connecting with the general audience.
Experimental vault, deal with it negativity merchant.
There were no mutants yet.
idiot all the vaults had experiments all the mutants in FO3 came from vault 87 or are u just looking for shit
>vaults had mutants before mutants existed
There were no mutants yet.
wtf ae u talking about this show happens after all the games
I didn't stutter.
>There were no mutants yet.
Not mad. Just stating facts. If you're incapable of understanding why that's relevant, enjoy the show.
u havnt explained SHIT
there was mutants in 2161 & Fev existed back in 2077
I'm not here to dredge lore for your youtube video, homosexual.
There were FEV mutants at various locations in the US pre WW3, most obviously the Mariposa research facility.
This was original fallout lore, before Bethesda got their hands on it.
The rationale behind the Chinese first strike being that they were not just losing the war conventionally at that point, but FEV outclassed their own domestic genetic warfare programmes so much they had to roll the dice.
>This was original fallout lore, before Bethesda got their hands on it.
You could fill this show with shit straight out of FO2, and "fans" would call it shit, saying Bethesda/showrunners never understood Fallout.
>there were mutants around somewhere so this one guy got mutated in a secure vault
Can someone explain what's so "lore-breaking" about it?
this is a rage thread to get all the insecure buttholes who have a problem with the current state of media to put their rage towards
>video games
>canon
Video games are trash IPs, nothing but shallow derivative and uncreative self-insert fantasies for pathetic teenage boys too weak to get out of mom’s basement and too unsocialized to talk to girls. You might as well just play and argue the canon of Magic:The Gathering. This makes the Trek General look like sophisticated, pantydropping, debate.
>This makes the Trek General look like sophisticated, pantydropping, debate.
Frick you TNGeezer!
Mar-Mar
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list of discord boogeymen from 10 years ago
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Dukat did nothing wrong
fallout 3 justified supermutants being on the opposite coast because one of the vaults made them.
bethesda fallout isn't canon.
And yet, the Enclave just walked through the entire fricking continent. You know, the guys praising purity, murdering free-roaming humans, because they'd be radiated from living on the desert. Now roaming trough the desert for frick knows how many years, getting as much radiation as possible in the process.
Holy shit, all Todd and Co. had to do was come up with a different fricking faction. Was it really that hard?
>Takes place in the Boneyard
>literally no sign of followers of the apocalypse or NCR
l had no expectations and l was somehow let down, this show is going to bomb hard.
they are intentionally hiding the NCR to get idiots like you to b***h about it online
there is a NCR flag in one of the vaults
>REEEEE HOW DARE YOU CRITICISE MY FAVORITE MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR CORPO
enjoy eating up your slop homosexual
enjoy spending the rest of the year b***hing about something you hate fricking idiot
You hate him and you keep b***hing. Projecting much?
>homosexual sees me criticising thing for 5 minutes
>ENJOY SPENDING THE REST OF YOUR YEAR CRITISING IT
you should shill better.
you gonna be in every fricking thread for the next year & half doing the same thinking git will change something
And you will be here b***hing about it.
And you will be here b***hing about people b***hing about it.
No, I'll just shit on you. As Todd's cuck you like shit, so that's fine.
Never bought a single Todd vidya.
>I'm shilling shit for no reason, guys, believe me
i like what i saw u FRICKING HATE IT & have a million other things to watch but you are here
Stop b***hing.
l literally do not care for the show and l will at most pirate it, this is the one and only thread l've talked about this show, l want to see the mental gymnastics you are doing that makes you think l'll be posting about it for the next year and a half.
Enjoy your curated garbage tho
NCR flag showed up in one of the earlier leaks.
Also don't be surprised if it still looks like a shithole. If you talk to the Troopers at Camp Golf in NV, the ones from The Boneyard say it's basically the Detroit of the Republic.
l am not complaining about the looks of the boneyard, in fact, it's one of the positive points because it looks exactly like fo1's depiction, that's one of the only good things about the show tbh
That's fair. It's just that I saw some people b***hing about how The Boneyard from what we've seen in the show still looks like ruins even though every depiction of the Boneyard looks like that and even characters from there at the NCR's lore-wise peak say it's still a generally shit place to live.
can't wait to see John Fallout get his ass out for the camera
>the one-eyes c**t breaks Cinemaphilecels
Frick the NCR, where’s the Legion?
It's a real shame New Vegas didn't get more time to be finished, the lack of Legion content is a real shame
It would be more painful if Obsidian worked even harder, only to get shat on for the usual Bethesda's engine bugs by the journos (who somehow didn't notice them in F3 - shocking) and still get 84% Metascore, denying their bonus.
Perhaps, but we would have got a better game.
>inevitably implodes after King John McCain dies of his brain tumor (that only the MC can cut out)
Wow great """Faction""".
Caesar lost, chud.
idk when the show takes place, I think during the first game because there's some Fallout 1 characters in the cast. So Caesar Legion wasn't formed yet, plus they came from Arizona and the show's set in California.
>idk when the show takes place
2291 apparently
Easily explained away. There is radiation or a mutagen loose in the Vault, so they send Lucy out to find the parts to fix the problem.
>guy with one eye is 40+ years old
>oh we noticed there's a mutagen loose
>I guess we should send someone out 40 years after noticing it
It wasn't safe to open the door before, or there were repeated votes against it, or the mutations are only now getting bad enough to risk sending one out. Use your noodle man, it's not hard to rationalize there being a mutant.
Is the MC even from the Vault the Mutant Overseer is in? For all we know it could be a different Vault.
Just go watch Nuka Break instead
I think that's a raider that usurped the role of Overseer. Kyle MacLachlan plays the previous Overseer of the vault.
How is this lore breaking? There are literally vaults that are open to new people.
Chuds didn't play the games, they just repeat what they see on social media.
Only chuds play games, you fricking /misc/ack.
No, they spend the whole day in the internet complaining about things that hurt their feelings.
No, chuds like you play vidya in your mom's basement all day long.
Ive forgotten who the chuds are. Are they the good guys or not?
FRICK YOU CHUD!
Good guys, got it. Thanks.
it's us!
we were the chuds all along!
Maybe the real treasure were the chuds we met along the way.
How can you meet chuds when you never touch grass?
I don't have to take drugs to meet people.
I kind of just interpret it as people that have made fighting wokeness their identity to the point they start swinging at shadows.
>House is in the series
Guess his complexion.
Who the frick is playing him
maybe Vault 33 experiment is to turn the frickin frogs gay!!
HE’S IN
>Oy vey Courier
That's awesome. I wonder what other member berries they got in store. A dog called dogmeat is obligatory
I'm betting it's a pre-war flashback. You can't convince me that bashing that nerd in his cuck pod with a nine iron isn't canon.
This apparently takes place over a decade after the end of FNV, so I guess the canon ending is that House won and gained control over the Hoover Dam? Only other way is a pre-war flashback.
>other way is a pre-war flashback.
considering we have seen a scene take place pre-war that is the more likely option considering Bethesda's hatred of stating canon endings to to games
That's going to be difficult since we see the Brotherhood mothership from Fallout 4. That would imply that you sided with them vs the Institute, wouldn't it?
different ship called Carnwennan tbf to Bethesda the brotherhood did have Airships in Fallout Tactics so it was not a new thing from Fallout 4
Ah I didn't know that. Thought they just had the one.
all the airships in tactics did get destroyed and left some of the brotherhood in Chicago so they really should not have any
The Institute is the singularly stupidest faction in Fallout. It's honestly better to pretend it never existed at all. The synth shit was so fricking obnoxiously stupid. This isn't fricking Blade Runner. It was always bad.
>The Institute is the singularly stupidest faction
WRONG. That title rightfully belongs to the Railroad.
Yeah I guess, but they only exist because of the Institute. They just should ignore all of 4 but that won't happen. Now the franchise is truly fricked beyond all repair anyway, the TV show is already raping a corpse, it's been over 12 years since an even half decent Fallout game dropped. New Vegas was 2011 right?
Dead franchise.
I'll throw Bethesda a bone and say that mobile game, Fallout Shelter, they released was actually halfway decent. But yeah, dead franchise.
>They just should ignore all of 4 but that won't happen.
But those things aren't exclusive of Fallout 4 though.
>completely serious plot
>tragic male protagonist
>tragic supporting characters
>literally 0 reddit humor
>garage gun grunge aesthetic
>all 3 games are pure atmosphere
>religious symbolism and allegory everywhere
>ghosts AND radiation
>creator refused to let israelites make it into some goylywood slop
>90 books written by anyone because he doesn't charge royalties or play the copyright israelite playback
>on the run from the zigger government for exercising free speech
>loves all adaptations of his work that are actually faithful to it
Choo-choo! Superior post apocalypse franchise coming through! All aboard!
Metro is quite literally the last bastion. Stalker went to complete shit.
I felt more emotional playing The Two Colonels than I have any Fallout game. Frick that shit so hard.
>Stalker went to complete shit.
How so? Frick all gameplay's been shown of it.
You can try Colony Ship if you want a IRPG similar to old ones in attitude. It's pretty grim and just came out, but it's very low budget. Still completely serious and what humor it does have is just in observation of how utterly awful their situation is.
I read the Metro book and it was one of the worst things I've ever read
I HATE THIS SHOW but i am go to spend my entire Sunday shittying on it in hope that i will somehow influence others into hating it
just spending $300 to talk to someone about your problems would do so much more for you
>see a therapist
Post hole, now!
>>see a therapist
not seeing one is doing you so much good
show me your search history let me see the last time you looked up your daddy
>keeps redditspacing
>can't use greentext
i no visit this shithole just came here to see what you idiots was saying about the FO show so i don't know how your little cult type
>i no visit
SIRS!
lol, he’s such a weird looking amalgamation of races, also where is his chin?
he is a CIA tool that made rage full young men turn their rage from the government to women
Where it belongs tbqhwyf
My dad is dead. Why the frick would I check him in a search engine?
Everytime he gesticulates his eyes bulge out like he's some kind of squeezy toy it's hilarious.
nice redditspacing
sounds like bethesda fallout
Expect massive amounts of poz in this piece of shit and anything coming out for the next century.
nah, we're in the last decade of corporate control of entertainment.
Only temporarily, once the israelites are safe again it's back to whipping the white man.
hahaha yeah, no. AI generation is already in the wild. it would take banning all computers to put it back in the bottle.
jews are done too.
imaging hating something on Cinemaphile you much be so unique
if you didn't subject yourself to this place, people wouldn't think about india at all.
i remember anons talking about casting Walton Goggins for this. were they in the know or was it just coincidence?
hes been listed as a cast member since it was announced
This show takes place after every game in the Fallout series. Probably a good idea since it gives them creative freedom to tell basically whatever story they want.
Unfortunately that means no Legion since it's long dead now without Caesar. They could always invent a splinter faction and toss it in there.
after every game in the fallout series would be 500 years after the war.
I'm looking at this link: https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Timeline
The show seems to have the more recent entry. Is the website missing stuff?
its still a ridiculous amount of time for everything to still be a nuclear wasteland
obvious dream sequence trailer bait
the TV show takes place in 229x so it's very much within the reach of all the mainline west coast entires. this means you could expect to see marcus or even house or big empty, black mountain or any other geopolitical entity but the issue with that is that it's dangerous territory to tread on, my guess is they will skirt all the new vegas locations to avoid giving a definitive answer to establish canon. eg. if we go to the strip, it will not show a significant presence of any faction, or you see it from the distance.
it's just pretty weird that they chose the year they chose since it places itself firmly within FONV's setting. the main thing out of west coast fallout i am expecting to see is san francisco or some of the enclave bases like navarro which are all mentioned in bethesda's mainline games. NCR is mentioned along with mojave but only in FO76 which todd had very little to do with.
frick you, todd
Every fault had some specific unique experiment. For example Super Mutants came about directly from a vault experiment, they were able to escape and procreate in the wasteland. There are a few control vaults they did “nothing” to.
Still weird to have a mutant overseer though. They need to have a good explanation of the vaults purpose and maybe it would make sense.
>bugeyefu paired up with a colored fella
Not gonna watch.
there wont act like vats is real life hacks, right?
I just said why they wouldn't have the Legion. What are you on about?
Fallout is a dead franchise
lol shills are seething that the internet is already shitting on this for months before it releases
big ip's like this rely on building up hype in advance so that normies will mindlessly sleepwalk into seeing the big thing but the chud army keeps fizzling out their marketing campaigns with memes and mockery
look at shit like indiana jones and the marvels which were already laughing stocks well in advance of release
"Foreign hackers are tanking our economy, we need to fact check derisive shitposts for national economic security"
lock up doomwiener and nerdrotic
Who?
generals of the chud army
the what?
the chud brotherhood
do you want to join?
did you just make that up?
no, any chud is a brother of mine
repeating a word you made up isn't helping
There has been an NCR flag in a leaked image, but it's a safe bet that the NCR will have a slight or peripheral role in the show despite Fo2 and Fnv establishing it should play a huge role. The show will probably feel very agnostic and almost like it's wiping the slate clean
it was a mistake to introduce power armor in fallout
200+ posts in and no one has explained what makes the scene "lore-breaking".
keeping vaults pure of mutation was the entire reason the vaults existed
I'll tel you why, some moronic writer had a quick look and fallout,read bout super mutants, misunderstood the world and lore and thought "wouldn't it be cool if we had a mutant leading the vault".
fallout is not futurama
Threads like these make me happy hollywood keeps ruining all these nerd franchises, you homosexuals are so annoying and autistic you deserve to cry about this shit every day forever
I'll admit, it's kind of funny. I don't even really watch movies or tv shows anymore. I just watch diehard fans completely tear them apart. It's a lot more entertaining. Seeing the comment section under the Santa Inc trailer turn into elf-posting was the funniest shit.
i will rejoice when parasitic trend hoppers have nothing left to kill
The schadenfreude of seeing the people fail trying to leech off the gradual building of decades of nerd culture will have to do in absence of any more quality content. We have adapted to the new paradigm and revel in destruction now, instead of construction as we did before.
These people their lives are being ruined because a Black person got casted in their favorite fictional universes, and you are laughing?
amen
Every vault was an experiment though, maybe this vault was mutating people.
Maybe one will be about you getting some pussy?
bespoke AI content generation. even if someone wants to fill a show with Black folk, just negative prompt them.
AI will be so restrained that it will only spit out regime approved shit
>open source
>restrained
lol
>declared illegal
just like piracy right
lmao
Barely anyone pirates anymore
>he doesn't know brazil
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk gringo inocente
I assume most conversations, especially those in English, are about humans
Thirdies don't count since they'd never buy that shit anyway.
>western European
>well above average wage
>still pirate everything I can
this is based on the number of unique IPs on various trackers. this is refuted by VPNs and how they have enough money to hire MATT DAMON now.
Goddamn why must they continue to destroy rate every thing that is good, first lotr with rangs of power now this shit.
Frick amazon
Regardless of whether or not it's canon breaking, it just looks bad. It looks corny as frick, like something from a parody show..
>Like he's a mutant...
>but he's also doing something normal and boring like drinking coffee!
>He's just like Michael from the Office!
>It's quirky and goofy!
*insert quip here*
Anons... Fallout is literally full of parodies.
I mean in the sense that it is a parody show of itself.
>What if Fallout but also The Office?!
>OMG WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN DABID
There's literally shit like this in the game though. I cringe every time but I can't fault them for putting it in the show. Chris Parnell is a real life fallout character.
you realize when anime or manga is adapted to live action tv or film, they often have to balance the outlandishness of the original with the grittiness of reality, right?
same thing with video games and stupid shit people give a pass solely because it's a game
people would rightfully complain if a doom movie was made and the character suddenly walked through a wall into a secret room loaded with weapons, just as the characters i this show can't warp into the dev room
Only problem here is secret rooms are not a defining attribute of doom. Fallout is a large portion post WW2 AU propaganda parody.
first it was full of parodies
now it's one big parody
you're just pulling shit out your ass to justify whatever bullshit they do, aren't you
Are you esl? That is the dumbest semantics argument I've ever seen.
not really when your argument was about "defining attributes"
quoting the good, the bad and the ugly or having a random encounter with a monty python sketch has as much level of relevance to the fallout lore as a secret room in doom
OK so you are a zoomer that isn't aware the literal art design is retro future and parody unto itsself? Parodies are in fallout AND large swaths of fallout are parody. What is hard to understand about this? Even the beloved New Vegas is a noir parody.
one is necessary for the show to even exist and the other isn't, and is best left in the game world
how do you not understand that the apocalyptic setting, the retrofuturism, vaults, supermutants, etc are "defining attributes" of the fallout ip but popculture references aren't that are easter egg dialogue choices or random encounters aren't
If you argument is you would prefer if they made it more serious for whatever reason, I won't dispute you. I might enjoy that too. Considering we are currently living in an era where shit is moronicly quippy even when it's trying to be serious, I don't think your perspective on defining attributes holds weight. You want a darker show and I respect that. That said, if any era was the most appropriate to do an accurate fallout adaptation, it would be this one. And anyone who doesn't see Fallout as a corny ass IP has to be playing with the sound off and not reading anything being said.
my argument was decisions need to be made when adapting fantastical other forms of media to film and tv, and the superfluous fluff that only works in the original form needs to be cut from the new one
people tolerate the cheese in fallout games but it's not what they associate with the brand
Anyone who doesn't associate cheese with fallout is in denial or engaging in childish levels of headcanon though. I get what you are saying, there's just no real hill to die on here. Unless you are advocating for a not muh superman tier level of ignorance towards a franchise. If you mean people who haven't played the games to even the most accessible standard of fandom, then I'd say yeah they probably don't associate that shit with it. Someone who played maybe 5 minutes and doesn't remember it. Or a chick who saw their son or brother or boyfriend playing it. But that's about it. Anything else would have to be extreme denial. It would be like having a Bayonetta adaptation with no lewd shit and just making it full DMC.
>If you mean people who haven't played the games
I think the green super mutants, radscorpions, power armor, mr handy and nuka cola accompanied by the 50s music are effective at conveying the campy spirit of Fallout.
Of course, someone familiar with the franchise is used to them as just being a part of the setting, but I believe newcomers will understand that the spirit is a bit tongue in cheek
For some reason pseuds like to think Fallout is some sacred cow, higher form of art. They cope by saying the goofy stuff is just in a couple of easter eggs. Maybe they just played New Vegas, I don't know.
Truth is Fallout was parody/reference/goofy from the start.
I hope they make it like The Mask and the vault dweller pulls thousands of rounds of ammo out of her vault suit since they're weightless in the Fallout universe.
fallout 2 was pretty much one big parody, yeah.
If you're a fallout fan why would you look forward to this? Everyone agrees Bethesda can't write for shit , new vegas was good because it was obsidian. Hearing that Todd howard has a TV show doesn't fill me with hope lol. This is dead in the water from the beginning
How can there be pure black people after more than two centuries of race mixing inside the vaults?
valut 00 only had nogs in it
Daily reminder that they rape beloved IPs on purpose in order to cause you psychic pain. They admit this and they relish in it. Killing TV writers should legally count as self defense.
Well they aren't very good at this because most people b***hing don't seem to give a shit about the IPs in question.
Why would you expect anything good?
is fallout 4 actually good?
It's kinda 'meh' if you have played the other games. If it's your first, it's okay.
I can't believe they made another Halo season too. This kind of shit is unwatchable garbage.
NCR? boneyard? brotherhood genocide? battle of the hoover damn? shutup and look at dogmeat the the fallout 4 blimp from fallout 4
dam*
boneyard is shown in the trailer and NCR flag is shown in one of the set photos
can you post it because all the shots of LA looks like the bombs just dropped, no sign of civilization anywhere in the trailer which is inaccurate
i did sort of jump to conclusions but i meant LA aka the boneyard, i would expect them to feature scenes set there if they are showing what happened to it during the great war. they showed off that diamond city looking place and the ghoul shooting it up, i'd place my bets on that being boneyard.
You like most people here know NOTHING about Fallout
I guess I would watch this before I watch any of Amazon's other shows
bethesda doesnt care about the lore why would the show?
Fundamentally, was Film & TV starved of post apocalyptic media? I dont really see the point. Just make more games