This is a comedy club for straight up MURDERERS. But a lot of civilians wouldnt understand. Schaub , D'Elia and Callen havent proven themselves to be KILLERS yet. Straight SAVAGES. There's only about a thousand of them in the world. It's a tough business. You have to bomb for 10 years before you start finding your stride. People think they're just going on stage and talking, but they're not just talking, they're putting you under a spell, under a form of hypnosis, and they're bringing you along on this journey, and then they ASSASSINATE you with the punchline and MURDER. These people are SAVAGE MURDERERS and they don't take any prisoners. It's hard to write everyday, people don't understand. These KILLERS see their brilliant comedy bits in the air, like they're tuned into a higher frequency than you or I, and they can reach out and grab those geniuse thoughts and then write them down and forge a set that just fricking DESTROYS.
sometimes i imagine myself somehow getting accidentally famous enough and being invited on the joe rogan podcast, and then reading him rogan posts from Cinemaphile. then he asks jamie to look up Cinemaphile, and i say no its from 9gag, and i feel superior knowing i have secret knowledge that joe doesnt.
>all of them have rape allegations, with D'Elia having evidence against him of trying to frick 13 year old girls >Schaub is the most hated comedian on the internet right now and the videos hating on him have millions and millions of views >Callen is a mentally stunted man child pushing 60 and Joe is simply tired of his shit. >Joe completely bullies Callen and shuts him down during their most recent fight companion podcast, that does not seem like something a friend would do to another friend >Callen and Schaub damaged their relationship with Rogan after using his name for the sake of trying to threaten and bully the bugman Bobby Lee >all of Joe's comedian friends in Texas roasted Schaubs special
Imagine a movie were blacks are not allowed to look at white woman, not talk to white woman, not beeing allowed in the same room with white women and not touch a white woman.
>Imagine
Imagine how much and how long white woman have to surpress their desires.
Imagine white woman getting their panties wet just by looking at those big strong sweaty black men working on the field.
>imagine
Imagine white woman walking around in wet panties all day. Imagine the smell of white woman. Imagine the many years of sexual frustration of white woman. Imagine their suffering. Imagine the first white woman talking to other white woman about getting fricked by a tall strong sweaty black field Black, imagine that.
Realistically, Joe will have them on sooner or later. He's probably just establishing that this is a club for him and his new crew, and once that point is hammered home he'll throw those 3 redacts a bone and let them perform
Schaub recently trashed the name of Joe's club because Joe said tiger thiccc is a dumb name for a whisky. Those 2 seem to have some tension between them lately. Joe is an constantly evolving person, whether you want to admit it or not, he keeps growing as an adult with wisdom. The Joe from 2006 does not resemble the Joe from 2023. Where as Schaub has mentally remained the same person from highschool until now. And I think Joe has grown out of that
[...]
Imagine a movie were blacks are not allowed to look at white woman, not talk to white woman, not beeing allowed in the same room with white women and not touch a white woman.
>Imagine
Imagine how much and how long white woman have to surpress their desires.
Imagine white woman getting their panties wet just by looking at those big strong sweaty black men working on the field.
>imagine
Imagine white woman walking around in wet panties all day. Imagine the smell of white woman. Imagine the many years of sexual frustration of white woman. Imagine their suffering. Imagine the first white woman talking to other white woman about getting fricked by a tall strong sweaty black field Black, imagine that.
You specifically? Bahahaha.. no. Lurkers, newcomers, and people who thought their little gay op hasn’t been exposed yet? Yes. Honestly I couldn’t tell if the posters before were apart of the gay op or not so I just said “frick it” and posted it anyways.
Because in Texas everyone has a gun.
And in Texas incels and troonys are constantly shooting places up.
And rogan is hated by troonys and the far left and he is genuinely concerned for his and his comedians safety.
So they scan your face, and if you enter and cause trouble, like rush the stage to try and assault a comedian or anything, they can easily ban you for life
>everyone in texas has a gun >bloodthirsty troony entres building in the middle of Joe's famous furniture rutting act >is immediately shot dead by a good guy with a gun
All this is is an excuse for Joe to collect and sell biometric data to his gay CIA buddies.
>Tommabout calmedy mothership b? Dumb name, great club, never been. Bess brains in the business performing there tho bapa. Big drawls fersure. Rogan keeps on putting the fire to the fuel. Only a maddur of time before I get that invite. Then awwll of us will go, Callen, D'Elia, it'll be a gaddossh of a set fer sure, just a row of straight up MURDERERS b. We'll get some photogrissers to melk the shit outta our stay in Awsten and advertise on our sosha media. We'll be slinging dick, litchurlee. Gejyotigznow.
>6th Street
No thanks, I don't want to get AIDs.
This is a comedy club for straight up MURDERERS. But a lot of civilians wouldnt understand. Schaub , D'Elia and Callen havent proven themselves to be KILLERS yet. Straight SAVAGES. There's only about a thousand of them in the world. It's a tough business. You have to bomb for 10 years before you start finding your stride. People think they're just going on stage and talking, but they're not just talking, they're putting you under a spell, under a form of hypnosis, and they're bringing you along on this journey, and then they ASSASSINATE you with the punchline and MURDER. These people are SAVAGE MURDERERS and they don't take any prisoners. It's hard to write everyday, people don't understand. These KILLERS see their brilliant comedy bits in the air, like they're tuned into a higher frequency than you or I, and they can reach out and grab those geniuse thoughts and then write them down and forge a set that just fricking DESTROYS.
you are a homosexual
read this in Sam Hyde's voice
Gay. You are being taken advantage of by that yiddish swindler. Besides, that speech is a Brendan, Joe and Bobby Callen tone.
remember when he humped the stool
sometimes i imagine myself somehow getting accidentally famous enough and being invited on the joe rogan podcast, and then reading him rogan posts from Cinemaphile. then he asks jamie to look up Cinemaphile, and i say no its from 9gag, and i feel superior knowing i have secret knowledge that joe doesnt.
>all of them have rape allegations, with D'Elia having evidence against him of trying to frick 13 year old girls
>Schaub is the most hated comedian on the internet right now and the videos hating on him have millions and millions of views
>Callen is a mentally stunted man child pushing 60 and Joe is simply tired of his shit.
>Joe completely bullies Callen and shuts him down during their most recent fight companion podcast, that does not seem like something a friend would do to another friend
>Callen and Schaub damaged their relationship with Rogan after using his name for the sake of trying to threaten and bully the bugman Bobby Lee
>all of Joe's comedian friends in Texas roasted Schaubs special
Comedy mothership would be the safest place for Schaub to perform because hecklers get immediately removed and banned for life
Imagine a movie were blacks are not allowed to look at white woman, not talk to white woman, not beeing allowed in the same room with white women and not touch a white woman.
>Imagine
Imagine how much and how long white woman have to surpress their desires.
Imagine white woman getting their panties wet just by looking at those big strong sweaty black men working on the field.
>imagine
Imagine white woman walking around in wet panties all day. Imagine the smell of white woman. Imagine the many years of sexual frustration of white woman. Imagine their suffering. Imagine the first white woman talking to other white woman about getting fricked by a tall strong sweaty black field Black, imagine that.
>imagine
I see you had the same reaction I had to people overusing the word grift or variations thereof. Point made.
Realistically, Joe will have them on sooner or later. He's probably just establishing that this is a club for him and his new crew, and once that point is hammered home he'll throw those 3 redacts a bone and let them perform
Schaub recently trashed the name of Joe's club because Joe said tiger thiccc is a dumb name for a whisky. Those 2 seem to have some tension between them lately. Joe is an constantly evolving person, whether you want to admit it or not, he keeps growing as an adult with wisdom. The Joe from 2006 does not resemble the Joe from 2023. Where as Schaub has mentally remained the same person from highschool until now. And I think Joe has grown out of that
>And I think Joe has grown out of that
This could very well be true
WTF is this?
It’s a demoralizing campaign made by cuckolds to spread their fetish on the website.
Schaub got all fat ugly and bloated so rogan don't want those buttcheeks no more
Didn't he also cut all ties with a couple of comedians who got on the hating Louis CK wagon a couple of years ago?
I can’t believe Rogan said this
you expect me to read all that?
You specifically? Bahahaha.. no. Lurkers, newcomers, and people who thought their little gay op hasn’t been exposed yet? Yes. Honestly I couldn’t tell if the posters before were apart of the gay op or not so I just said “frick it” and posted it anyways.
Just why?
I heard they scan your face before you enter. What the frick for?
To keep Brendan out
Because in Texas everyone has a gun.
And in Texas incels and troonys are constantly shooting places up.
And rogan is hated by troonys and the far left and he is genuinely concerned for his and his comedians safety.
So they scan your face, and if you enter and cause trouble, like rush the stage to try and assault a comedian or anything, they can easily ban you for life
Isn't he a firm believer of the 2nd amendment? Where are his guns to protect him? KWAB
That's what the metal detector is for....the facial scanning is just creepy
thanks, Joe "my CIA buddy told me" Rogan
>everyone in texas has a gun
>bloodthirsty troony entres building in the middle of Joe's famous furniture rutting act
>is immediately shot dead by a good guy with a gun
All this is is an excuse for Joe to collect and sell biometric data to his gay CIA buddies.
>""""""""""""""former"""""""""""""""" CIA spook mike baker comes on again to run damage control for the government for 2 hours
Why did Schaub get cancelled?
B Schaub is the hardest working comedian out there and will outlast every single fake comedian like Joe rogan
Joe Rogan would heem any other comedian
Why didnt he just name it "the mothership". What a dumb fricking moron
Bobby Lee powerfricked a crying 12 year old
i miss the older days of the east coast comedy scene where comedians would brutally roast each other instead of being all buddy-buddy
>Tommabout calmedy mothership b? Dumb name, great club, never been. Bess brains in the business performing there tho bapa. Big drawls fersure. Rogan keeps on putting the fire to the fuel. Only a maddur of time before I get that invite. Then awwll of us will go, Callen, D'Elia, it'll be a gaddossh of a set fer sure, just a row of straight up MURDERERS b. We'll get some photogrissers to melk the shit outta our stay in Awsten and advertise on our sosha media. We'll be slinging dick, litchurlee. Gejyotigznow.
>Brendan Schaub, Chris D'Elia and Bryan Callen are blacklisted
Where'd you get this?
tawlmbou
Brendan Shaub been on Joe’s podcasts more than anyone else. The more you know