Brian De Palma's best film

Brian De Palma's best film

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Benny Blanco from the Bronx

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally who?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Benny Blanco from the Bronx

        You think he got fame in the underworld for killing Carlito or did nobody give a shit who he was since that was literally the only thing his petty ass ever did of note?

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer Mouse Hunt. This movie is pretentious shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a gangster film. What did I miss?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The israeliteiest israelite to ever israelite onscreen

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          why did they copy the ken rosenberg character from vice city

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I poke my head out of the gutter for one freakin' second and fate shovels shit in my face!

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Go get some sleep.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ah I'm gonna need some new pants

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Average Cinemaphile poster

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is true of every movie ever made that isn't Mouse Hunt.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I prefer Mouse Hunt. This movie is pretentious shit.

        My favourite Brian De Palma kino is Rango

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s BestGore Verbinski

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Carlitos way
      >This movie is pretentious shit
      bewilderedveggietales.webm

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Carrie and The Untouchables more.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      Lesser movies. Blow Out is better

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That would be Blow Out.

        Blow out can blow me, it's mid as shit
        >Travolta just magically happens to be there the night of the crash
        >implying the police wouldn't try to find find the truth about a potential murder because they're le dirty
        >Travolta just fricks around for the entire duration of the movie instead of taking his evidence to the media who would publish it no matter how scarce it'd be
        >doesn't frick the hot girl
        >ends up getting her killed because following the girl apparently was too much work

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >yes that's the inciting incident otherwise there's no story
          >imagine thinking cops are that dedicated to finding the truth instead of closing cases
          >the two of them being young and dumb is what distinguishes it from all those 'MC is a genius' movies
          >it's implied that they might have, innit? And if it isn't then it definitely would have happened but
          >the hero fricks up is also what distinguishes it from other tripe.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >all this cope
            It's inferior to scarface and CW in every way, which are flawless movies

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mid
          Zoomposting.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly, that shit makes me wonder what the frick I even bother with this board anymore.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Body Double

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I like Carlito's Way but it's still kinda just a straightforward gangster movie, though a very good one. Body Double on the other hand is weird and mysterious.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did it have to have the Puerto Rican slant to it? It was just goofy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pacino plays a Puerto Rican drug lord
      >"Why did it have to have the Puerto Rican slant"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's based on a series of books written by a Puerto Rican judge who worked criminal courts in NYC for like 40 years
      The judge was from a PR ghetto and was basically the only kid from his neighborhood who didn't become a drug dealer, instead he spent his professional life jailing PR's just like him
      The Al Pacino character is the judge's self insert fantasy character where instead of going to law school he becomes the coolest, most successful drug dealer in NYC
      The books are actually good, if somewhat more comic book tier than the movie, but they are all about PR culture and machismo, the PR angle is completely inseparable from the character and story

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i found this movie so fricking cringe, obvious and boring

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer Mouse Hunt. This movie is pretentious shit.

      Are these bot posts? It's not even the kind of movie one could hate this much. It would be average at worst.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolute moron

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not more obvious than Scarface.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Phantom of the paradise chads...we here.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      word

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Questo.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else like Passion (2012)?
    The acting/dialogue seems kind of off in a way that I like for some reason.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw your dick don't work mane

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Look what I got! I mean look at me! You got everything, man! Come on! Look what I got to fricking go around with, fricking diapers! I shit my pants everyday! I can't walk, I can't hump... you know? Go ahead and kill me, you wienerSUCKER!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Look what I got! I mean look at me! You got everything, man! Come on! Look what I got to fricking go around with, fricking diapers! I shit my pants everyday! I can't walk, I can't hump... you know? Go ahead and kill me, you wienerSUCKER!

      YOU CAWKSAKRR !!

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carlito's death is Steffi's fault when you think about it

  11. 9 months ago
    CreepyThinMan

    It's shit because DePalma made the dumb decision to show the end at the beginning and dissipating any real tension!!!FACT!!!

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched the trailer about this and I've heard nothing but greatness about this movie but for some reason it just doesn't look interesting to me. Is really as good as people say it is? Is it worth watching?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a 3 out of 5, some good moments but not good enough to justify being 2h30m

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a romantic reformed gangster who gets sucked back into it movie. It's great. Great scenes, great writing, great acting. Great plot. It has it all.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was ok

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the poster advertises Sean Penn when Pachinko is the main character?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Penn was the current hot celebrity at the time.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look at the top of the poster

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    mane, it's Death Valley out here mane... you know me, I'll take to the streets with any of these motherfrickers man, but these new kids now days, they got no respect for human life.
    >>They shotgun you just to see you fly in the air.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    -vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?
    -vous coucher avec moi?

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Femme Fatale is a pretty good movie

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >when you make a shit movie, just stick lesbian shit to make the coombrains give a shit
        Way too many such cases.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's shit

      One of the worst movies from an established director I've ever seen. Main actress can't act ffs

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Snake Eyes. I think it's the best conspiracy movie.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's shits the bed after Gary Sinise is revealed to be the bad guy. Fricking great opening though. And yeah, I'm aware it's because for whatever reason Brian and the writer had to change the giant storm surge bit that destroyed Atlantic City that was originally the ending. Also, Ryuichi Sakamoto's score was fricking GOAT. RIP Ryu ;___;

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Snake Eyes really deflates after that reveal, which is tragic since it's one of Cage's best "wacky" performances. He almost saves the movie, almost

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gary Sinise is not the problem though. The script is the problem.
        Nicholas Cage goes a bit overboard but...that's why Nicholas Cage was cast i guess.
        Fricking Sakamoto's score gives me the chills and makes it kino music even though it's not exactly a kino film.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sorry boys, all the stitches in the world can't sew me together again. Lay down... lay down. Gonna stretch me out in Fernandez funeral home on hun and ninth street. Always knew I'd make a stop there, but a lot later than a whole gang of people thought. Last of the Mo-Ricans, well maybe not the last. Gail's gonna be a good mom. New improved Carlito Brigante. Hope she uses the money to get out. No room in this city for big hearts like us... Sorry baby, I tried the best I could. Honest. Can't come with me on this trip loaf. Getting the shakes now, Last call for drinks, Bars closing down... Sun's out... Where are we going for breakfast, don't wanna go far.. Rough night.. Tired baby... Tired...
    HOLY KINO.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love this monologue, it's so sincere and filled with the humanity that carlito has discovered so late in life, he just accepts his faith. more than anything he's in peace with himself
      kino beyond calculation indeed

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >first scene is spoiler

    hack director

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That would be Blow Out.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    donnie brasco is the superior 90s al pacino mobster picture.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking love this man, its so sad the last batch of goat directors getting old. But at least they'll leave with Kinos that will live om forever

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brain De Palma is one of the greatest directors of all time

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the ending always gets me

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No room in this city for big hearts like hers.

      🙁

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >okay… I’m reloaded

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this trick was embarrasingly bad
      first i saw it, I wasnt sure if this was supposed to be a comedy scetch

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why couldn’t he make a good movie post 2000?

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute kino. The scene with Carlito marching out of his office wide-eyed while Lady Marmrlade plays in the background is peak Pachinko.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That would be Cruising.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      that was friedkin

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm more of a blowout guy

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really loved Dressed to kill. I think it's one of his best, if not the best.
    The Untouchables is a classic, but it feels a bit too classic for De Palma.
    Carlito's way is awesome, but it feels a bit overdone and predictable, at the time that he did it.
    I like Snake eyes too, and most of the famous ones.
    I'd like to mention The Black Dahlia, which could have been so much better, but the reveal of who murdered the girl is a great scene.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    TOP KEK!!! HELL NO!!! Scarface is way superior.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up, reddit

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't even get in the chart.

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