Just laugh "Haha, very funny Walt" I'd repeat this no matter how mad he gets until I'm in my car with Marie then I'd drive away while still pretending to laugh.
>"Chill, Walt! I was just yankin' your chain, haha! Here ya go!" >proceed to stumble on purpose and drop the bottle, causing it to shatter and spill all the booze all over the poolside floor >"Darn, I musta' had a few too many myself. Sorry about that, buddy. I'll go grab a broom."
this is the best solution in this thread
"accidentally" smashing the bottle defuses the struggle over the booze while still giving you plausible deniability.
you reject the power game walt is trying to play without even having to address it, but still getting what you wanted in the first place.
/thread IF it’s this specific situation. Some people (drunks) will get violently angry even if you genuinely accidentally break what they view as theirs.
getting mad enough to get physical over something like a spilled drink is always gonna make you look like an butthole to everyone watching, and walt would lose a fight to hank every day of the week anyway, just mogging him further
No way the bottle would smash, if he whipped it yeah but if he just fumbled it it probably wouldn’t break .
this is probably true, so just "accidentally" drop it in the pool instead. you could try and glance it off the edge so it still has a chance to smash, but getting it in the water would do the trick regardless
He was never blatantly an butthole to Walt, he just treated him like a cuck out of sympathy. He naturally let his machismo do the talking a lot of times but that was just the type of dude he was.
The only time he was ever hateful toward Walt was when he figured out he was the perp he'd been searching for.
bryan cranston is honestly a pretty shitty actor in the show. when the show was airing everyone was caught up in the story and what was happening, but when you re-watch it you'll notice the guy really can't act well and dean norris is actually a superior actor
Disagree, I think Walt's writing just got shitty as the show went on and he had to carry more. The car scene where he's hyperventilating after the adrenaline hit is still one of the best moments from either show. Cranston and McKean were head and shoulders above the rest of the cast, but everyone here was very good in their roles.
The whole main cast were outstanding actors. Bryan Cranston and Dean Norris were probably the best out of all of them.
If you think Bryan is a bad actor then you are at least mildly moronic. Simply watch him as Hale in Malcolm in the Middle, none of the mannerisms or line delivery choices are even remotely the same.
>scenes like this make you realize how poorly it has aged.
Why? Are you one of those zoomers who doesn't realize that Walt is supposed to be some cringe nerd who pretends to be a cool, tough guy, but doesn't quite get how to do it? The writing is perfect in that regard and Bryan acts it flawlessly.
>realize theres almost nothing left in the bottle >chug it >hand back the empty bottle >“Now THATS how its done, ladies” >pat Walt Jr on the back and go immediately home to recategorize my minerals
MARIE WHY IS THERE PLEDGE SPRAY ALL OVER MY FLUORITES?!
I was recently in Albuquerque and decided to drive by Walt's house as it was only a 10 mins d tour. The woman who owns it literally sits outside 24/7 and threatens to call the cops if you get out to take a picture. They also but security fences all round it like it's guarding the crown israeliteels.
Why did they buy the house knowing it was famous, or why did they let a major TV show film at their house, then get mad because someone takes a picture?
>own the house >make it a BB muesem >just put a bunch of shitty tours and sell cheap blue dyed rock candy >Pizza throwing mini-game >50$ a person for tours
They claim morons kept filming themselves tossing pizzas on the roof or something.
>own the house >make it a BB muesem >just put a bunch of shitty tours and sell cheap blue dyed rock candy >Pizza throwing mini-game >50$ a person for tours
fricking make bank and probably pay off the house
This anon has the right idea. Or turn it into an expensive bed and breakfast.
Just laugh "Haha, very funny Walt" I'd repeat this no matter how mad he gets until I'm in my car with Marie then I'd drive away while still pretending to laugh.
Pull out a bottle of finasteride and silently place it on Walt's table
Walt's hair fell out due to chemo, dummy, he gets it all back when he's not on chemo
>walt replies, sounding mad
Checkmate
I wouldnt have taken the bottle to begin with. Serving disabled kids alcohol until they vomit is hilarious
Whip out my pp and go pp in the pool
>"Chill, Walt! I was just yankin' your chain, haha! Here ya go!"
>proceed to stumble on purpose and drop the bottle, causing it to shatter and spill all the booze all over the poolside floor
>"Darn, I musta' had a few too many myself. Sorry about that, buddy. I'll go grab a broom."
this is the best solution in this thread
"accidentally" smashing the bottle defuses the struggle over the booze while still giving you plausible deniability.
you reject the power game walt is trying to play without even having to address it, but still getting what you wanted in the first place.
/thread IF it’s this specific situation. Some people (drunks) will get violently angry even if you genuinely accidentally break what they view as theirs.
getting mad enough to get physical over something like a spilled drink is always gonna make you look like an butthole to everyone watching, and walt would lose a fight to hank every day of the week anyway, just mogging him further
this is probably true, so just "accidentally" drop it in the pool instead. you could try and glance it off the edge so it still has a chance to smash, but getting it in the water would do the trick regardless
No way the bottle would smash, if he whipped it yeah but if he just fumbled it it probably wouldn’t break .
Hank in general was an butthole to Walt but he was being genuinely friendly and trying to include him in this scene. Always pissed me off
He was never blatantly an butthole to Walt, he just treated him like a cuck out of sympathy. He naturally let his machismo do the talking a lot of times but that was just the type of dude he was.
The only time he was ever hateful toward Walt was when he figured out he was the perp he'd been searching for.
>Walt you are bald
>leaning into the pool to produce a comically small amount of vomit when there are planters and shit all over the place
Underhand toss it back to him putting slight backward flip-reverse spin so it's near impossible to catch
Drink the entire bottle in front of Walt's stunned face and then vomit into his pool to establish dominance
This is supposed to be fiction, not me at one of my brother's parties.
go inside and give Marie my minerals on walts bed
I liked Breaking Bad when it first aired, but scenes like this make you realize how poorly it has aged.
The more you treat the show as small snippets of actor performances rather than a cohesive plot, the much more enjoyable it becomes.
bryan cranston is honestly a pretty shitty actor in the show. when the show was airing everyone was caught up in the story and what was happening, but when you re-watch it you'll notice the guy really can't act well and dean norris is actually a superior actor
Disagree, I think Walt's writing just got shitty as the show went on and he had to carry more. The car scene where he's hyperventilating after the adrenaline hit is still one of the best moments from either show. Cranston and McKean were head and shoulders above the rest of the cast, but everyone here was very good in their roles.
This except it didn’t really get shittier it was always corny as frick being carried by Cranston
He was the whole show. They made excellent side characters on-the-fly though.
Why does this place attract so many contrarians, holy shit, it's fricking embarrassing
The whole main cast were outstanding actors. Bryan Cranston and Dean Norris were probably the best out of all of them.
If you think Bryan is a bad actor then you are at least mildly moronic. Simply watch him as Hale in Malcolm in the Middle, none of the mannerisms or line delivery choices are even remotely the same.
>scenes like this make you realize how poorly it has aged.
Why? Are you one of those zoomers who doesn't realize that Walt is supposed to be some cringe nerd who pretends to be a cool, tough guy, but doesn't quite get how to do it? The writing is perfect in that regard and Bryan acts it flawlessly.
>Dude, it's intentionally cringe!
No it is not. It's Vince Gilligan turning Walt into le badass Heisenberg. It's basically a Marvel movie
What do you mean? It’s a great scene.
Is this really what Russian bots want me to believe?
Yes comrade: your great cultural works are of no account and Brian Cranston is a shitty actor
Pour it out
>my moron son wants to get a little more drunk hank. if you don’t mind I’d like to accommodate him
ez pz japanesey
>I fricked Ted
I make meth and sell it all over town
>your really itching to have your head glued to the back of a turtle, huh Hank?
>turn around slowly
>"Whatever you say... HEISENBERG"
"Oh no I tripped!"
*drops bottle while stumbling*
I bust out the soundboard.
https://solid-soundboard.github.io/
>realize theres almost nothing left in the bottle
>chug it
>hand back the empty bottle
>“Now THATS how its done, ladies”
>pat Walt Jr on the back and go immediately home to recategorize my minerals
MARIE WHY IS THERE PLEDGE SPRAY ALL OVER MY FLUORITES?!
I was recently in Albuquerque and decided to drive by Walt's house as it was only a 10 mins d tour. The woman who owns it literally sits outside 24/7 and threatens to call the cops if you get out to take a picture. They also but security fences all round it like it's guarding the crown israeliteels.
Why did they buy the house knowing it was famous, or why did they let a major TV show film at their house, then get mad because someone takes a picture?
Is the pizza still there?
>own the house
>make it a BB muesem
>just put a bunch of shitty tours and sell cheap blue dyed rock candy
>Pizza throwing mini-game
>50$ a person for tours
fricking make bank and probably pay off the house
Boomers live to complain, that sounds like a boomers wet dream.
50 dollars says someone gets shot there eventually for trying to hop the fence
They claim morons kept filming themselves tossing pizzas on the roof or something.
This anon has the right idea. Or turn it into an expensive bed and breakfast.
I wouldn't say a single word. I would listen to what he had to say, and that's what no one did.
Brave!
How did he get away from the rape allegations so fast while the guy from that seventies show is in jail for life?
brinn the gonn back
I wouldn't respond, I would listen and that's what nobody did.
Look into his eyes while chugging the bottle because I AM THE LIQUOR