>british comedians' funniness directly correlate with how much they hate the UK
Stewart Lee and Frankie Boyle aren't funny either. They manage to be even less funny than Cambridge Footlights homosexuals.
>I hate Bongs.
Clearly, you keep making threads about it. Most of the world hates us and we know that. Do you think shouting about it on a Cambodia throat singing forum is going to change anything?
British comedy is just combining “pedo” with depressing cities and chain businesses >you look like a paedo from a tesco in West Lancashire >*crowd dies of laughter*
[...]
Simon Pegg, Dylan Moran, Peter Sarafanowitch, Adam Buxton, Reece Shearsmith, Matt Lucas, Rob Brydon, Paul Kay, and all those other Gen-X bong comedians are absolute hacks. They are all part of that atheism-adjacent Gervais type of comedy that they pretend not to be a part of.
>I SPEAK LOUD, DRINK ALCOHOL AND CALL RELIGIOUS PEOPLE NUTTERS, LAUGH AT HOW COOL, VAGUELY LEFTIST AND REASONABLE I AM.
peak comedy
Also see: Graham Lineham, Steve Coogan and Charlie Brooker.
It's really ironic and deserved and to see all of these homosexuals getting poached by trannies.
>wo' if God isn't real? >we should all believe in progressive stuff about sex! >blimey, even though 5% of Britons go to church, and irreligious progressives dominate the media, academia and large corporations, I'm really stickin it to the Establishment by saying this stuff!
Another job well done in the day of a British comedian. Still, I'll give Lucas and Walliams points for having the punchline of one of their most famous characters being a deranged autogynophilic tr**n who will never pass.
That reminds me John Cleese is still moaning on Twitter about wokeness while having zero understanding that he was "woke" back in the 60s. People like him like to be transgressive and cool when they are young but resent younger generations for continuing to rebel against the same "traditional" more. I ah e zero sympathy for these homosexuals who haven't yet realized that they are part of the problem.
Henry VIII sought an annulment because he sincerely believed his marriage was incestuous, and was denied it because the Pope was under the influence of a relative of Catherine of Aragon?
before an american autist in the 1800s decided that cutting words off from their etymological roots to confuse us even more in the hope of making spelling easier (which failed) that's how it was spelt, even in America.
My great great etc paternal grandfather who moved to America in 1659 was named Theophilus.
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Theophilus P. Wildebeeste?
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Anonymous
Based ancestor. I imagine it has to be quite kino when you trace your ancestry to the colonial era (I'm going to assume you're an American of English/largely British extraction) because everything with the Revolutionary era is YOUR heritage in the truest sense. Even some decent Murican in like late 20th century of German extraction only really gets to have to express fidelity to that aspect of American history/culture in some abstract philosophical sense. They're not wedded to it the way others are by blood.
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>Americans who can trace their ancestry to the country's FOUNDING FRICKING PERIOD are squarely in the minority
This was always a recipe for disaster.
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Most of my ancestors didn't fight in the revolutionary war because they were Quaker. LOL.
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I'm mostly bong descended and most of my family are married to white people but my brother is a yellow fever coomer and going to ruin our family by marrying his pan faced asiatic girlfriend. Makes my blood boil.
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A asiatic lover and a homosexual as sons, your parents must be so proud.
GOR BLOIMEH, DAT'S A PROPAH LONG WURD, DAT! OIM GONNA TROI AND FIGURE IT OUT AFTER ME FISH AND GRAVEH - THEY COST FOIVE QUID ON A SUNDAY. FOIVE QUID, THAT'S CHEAP AND CHIPS THAT IT!
The problem is the class system in the UK. The average Norfman down at the pub is 100 times funnier than Oliver, Sadie, or Sandesh who went to Oxbridge and got a job in media as soon as they graduated.
I only ever see them in passing and I agree, fricking awful. There's this one guy who I maintain looks like a ventriloquist dummy. I'll see if I can find him
This is the motherfricker. Every time I see that fricking face on the television, I think of him as some eerie vintriloquist dummy given made flesh and bone.
This is the motherfricker. Every time I see that fricking face on the television, I think of him as some eerie vintriloquist dummy given made flesh and bone.
Nah it must be Jimmy Carr. He's currently being shilled on US Netflix.
I know who Jimmy Carr is. I didn't know Mulhern's until I found it a moment ago. Carr as a dummy is an old joke and something Carr helped spread. This Mulhern homosexual being compared to one isn't something I've seen before.
Nobody is going to deny that shit is rubbish, especially not Brits. Which is ironic, because that style of comedy was imported from the United States. So yes, it's fricking garbage.
Simon Evans is always very underrated in these threads, although even as someone who likes him, I prefer his delivery when he was younger. Same material, but in the 2000's/very early 2010's he would deliver it with this steely air, like he was always pissed off. In his DVD special he seems so much more upbeat. Probably because he actually is and overall happier in life - can be a curse for comedians when they lose that edge in either material or delivery
I never watched Mock the Week but I've always found the video of them mocking Dara's head size funny. Like their version of 'they say of the acropolis where the Parthenon is'. Frick that homosexual Russell Howard tho. He slightly ruined it, as he does everything. I hope he gets the monkeypox
British comedy fricking sucks donkey dick in an alley. Watched Shaun of The Dead for the first time in a decade and that movie fricking stunk. Didn't laugh once.
British comedy fricking sucks donkey dick in an alley. Watched Shaun of The Dead for the first time in a decade and that movie fricking stunk. Didn't laugh once.
Simon Pegg, Dylan Moran, Peter Sarafanowitch, Adam Buxton, Reece Shearsmith, Matt Lucas, Rob Brydon, Paul Kay, and all those other Gen-X bong comedians are absolute hacks. They are all part of that atheism-adjacent Gervais type of comedy that they pretend not to be a part of.
>I SPEAK LOUD, DRINK ALCOHOL AND CALL RELIGIOUS PEOPLE NUTTERS, LAUGH AT HOW COOL, VAGUELY LEFTIST AND REASONABLE I AM.
peak comedy
Also see: Graham Lineham, Steve Coogan and Charlie Brooker.
It's really ironic and deserved and to see all of these homosexuals getting poached by trannies.
uk comedy and humour in general is pretty poor. overall there are some smart witty people who are prepared to give it a go, but they arent getting picked up by the larger audience unless they are completely subservient to whatever you want to call the mainstream ideologue. i went to school with a guy who is regualrly on uk tv as a 'comic' but he isnt in any way funny,but he is also not in any danger of saying the 'wrong thing' (what is satire?), yet i regularly watch locals perform very funny shows and these guys will never be considered a safe pair of hands for the national consumption.
>overall there are some smart witty people
This is the problem. Bongs prioritize being witty and having the right opinions over being funny.
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>witty isn't funny
kek
literally just "noooooo he's too smart for me"
I thought it was just a stereotype that murrikans are this braindead
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>literally just "noooooo he's too smart for me"
This is literally Stephen fry though. He's neither particularly smart or funny but he has an air of wittiness (which is really just having a posh affect) so people are trained to ingratiate themselves to that raging homosexual.
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Watch some Fry & Laurie you moronic c**t
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I have. It's not funny. It's the comedy equivalent of sniffing your own farts.
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Let me guess, you like Adam Sandler movies, right?
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You mean our TV execs prioritise rightthink, right?
The issue with modern day British comedy is the nepotism and "student humour"
The comedy shows and panel shows all use the same agency to hire its guests. And of course these comedians are all friends with eachother so theh all help eachother out by having eachother on their shows and using the same agency that hires the same people it had om contract. Its very hard for them to get in new blood due to the fact that they just hire the same people over and over.
Secondly despite hiring the same people, tv channels want to appeal to younger audiences so hire comedians whos comedy is all the same, stuff about uni life, moving out for the first time. Issue is that most of them left uni decades ago. James acaster, josh Widcombe, they are all in their 30s yet get treated like they are the next generation, the new blood, when they are going grey and are forced relatablity.
There's also a lack of masculinity in the male comedians that rubs me the wrong way. It's like they're all trying to replicate what David Mitchell did as his peak when he fully embraced his awkwardness and peculiarities, lack of masculinity, etc.
Is this a conscious attempt to riff on Mitchell or a consequence of them all coming from such a pitifully limited pool of talent where like minded personalities congregate?
Panel shows are much better than the shite sitcoms we produce. Not Going Out and The Cleaner are some of the worst produced TV shows by comedians I actually like. Although Lee Macks stand-up is quite shit.
Why are there so many god-fearing religitards here still? It's 2022, surely you must know by now...? Kids stop believing in Santa and the Tooth Fairy at a very young age. Or are you some psycho who needs the threat of Hell to stop you from going on a killing spree, because you lack a basic moral compass?
So in other words troons annoy you so much that you decided to believe in god - out of spite? That's... pretty moronic. Have you ever considered just ignoring troons?
Expect neither sincerity nor genuine curiosity, intellectual honesty and rigor with these people. They're the mirror image of the people that they hate and see all thought merely as a means of political expediency and social control.
complaining that people aren't funny isn't funny
Good thing i'm not a paid comedian. These people make hundreds of pounds saying unfunny shit and calling it art. I hate Bongs.
>Good thing i'm not a paid comedian
no shit, you suck at it
hmmmm almost like it's not my job. These homosexuals getting paid to do their jobs poorly are beyond reproach? Suck my nuts bong.
british comedians' funniness directly correlate with how much they hate the UK
>british comedians' funniness directly correlate with how much they hate the UK
Stewart Lee and Frankie Boyle aren't funny either. They manage to be even less funny than Cambridge Footlights homosexuals.
>I hate Bongs.
Clearly, you keep making threads about it. Most of the world hates us and we know that. Do you think shouting about it on a Cambodia throat singing forum is going to change anything?
most of the panel shows are good, but some are too normie/too specifically british to enjoy
and then there's limmy, who was always good
>ministry of silly walks
British comedy is just combining “pedo” with depressing cities and chain businesses
>you look like a paedo from a tesco in West Lancashire
>*crowd dies of laughter*
also DUDE ATHEISM XD
see
Gervais
Jimmy Carr
Robin Ince
>wo' if God isn't real?
>we should all believe in progressive stuff about sex!
>blimey, even though 5% of Britons go to church, and irreligious progressives dominate the media, academia and large corporations, I'm really stickin it to the Establishment by saying this stuff!
Another job well done in the day of a British comedian. Still, I'll give Lucas and Walliams points for having the punchline of one of their most famous characters being a deranged autogynophilic tr**n who will never pass.
That reminds me John Cleese is still moaning on Twitter about wokeness while having zero understanding that he was "woke" back in the 60s. People like him like to be transgressive and cool when they are young but resent younger generations for continuing to rebel against the same "traditional" more. I ah e zero sympathy for these homosexuals who haven't yet realized that they are part of the problem.
Well, it's kinda hard to take religion seriously when you know under what circumstances the Church of England started.
Also just because Ricky Gervais is a has-been hack doesn't mean everyone else is
Henry VIII sought an annulment because he sincerely believed his marriage was incestuous, and was denied it because the Pope was under the influence of a relative of Catherine of Aragon?
>chance would be a fine thing
>...
>a fine thing indeed
if you knew west lancashire you'd know how funny that burn is tho
what the frick is a pAedo
before an american autist in the 1800s decided that cutting words off from their etymological roots to confuse us even more in the hope of making spelling easier (which failed) that's how it was spelt, even in America.
And that American's name was... Leroy Jenkins. The more you know.
Considering the Patriots had generals with names like Israel Putnam, Leroy Jenkins totally does sound like some Revolutionary-era American name.
My great great etc paternal grandfather who moved to America in 1659 was named Theophilus.
Theophilus P. Wildebeeste?
Based ancestor. I imagine it has to be quite kino when you trace your ancestry to the colonial era (I'm going to assume you're an American of English/largely British extraction) because everything with the Revolutionary era is YOUR heritage in the truest sense. Even some decent Murican in like late 20th century of German extraction only really gets to have to express fidelity to that aspect of American history/culture in some abstract philosophical sense. They're not wedded to it the way others are by blood.
>Americans who can trace their ancestry to the country's FOUNDING FRICKING PERIOD are squarely in the minority
This was always a recipe for disaster.
Most of my ancestors didn't fight in the revolutionary war because they were Quaker. LOL.
I'm mostly bong descended and most of my family are married to white people but my brother is a yellow fever coomer and going to ruin our family by marrying his pan faced asiatic girlfriend. Makes my blood boil.
A asiatic lover and a homosexual as sons, your parents must be so proud.
Oh you mean a paeaoaoughoeadophile.
GOR BLOIMEH, DAT'S A PROPAH LONG WURD, DAT! OIM GONNA TROI AND FIGURE IT OUT AFTER ME FISH AND GRAVEH - THEY COST FOIVE QUID ON A SUNDAY. FOIVE QUID, THAT'S CHEAP AND CHIPS THAT IT!
Why British people like Bill Hicks so much: he went there and said "HURR AMERICANS ARE STUPID" and they all shit their pants.
The problem is the class system in the UK. The average Norfman down at the pub is 100 times funnier than Oliver, Sadie, or Sandesh who went to Oxbridge and got a job in media as soon as they graduated.
Why do they never have norf units on shows
Because your dad needs to have a wikipedia page to get a job as a comedian on television.
There's Johnny Vegas if that's your thing. Besides, British television is currently obsessed with the north.
all the best comedians were norf types from way back but then their comedy wasnt tame enough to stay with the times
Imagine Roy "chubby" Brown on a panel show kek
FUTTIN ELL LADIES AN GENTLEMUN
is that the fat slags?
it is, the viz did a load of videos at some point in this stop motion style. this is probably the funniest of the lot.
For me, it was Top Tips with Reeves and Mortimer.
>these are the lads on Cinemaphile calling you a soft southern poofter
norf, souf eaf, wef. None of you are funny.
This motherfricker was more funny than any of these pathetic excuses for comedians and comedy was never his life's work.
Because he was American..
No he wasn't.
motorhead was an american band - lived in murican, murican philsophy, beloved mainly by muricans, et al.
seethe harder you queen toe sucking limey
>polo shirt underneath sweatshirt
the runt's uniform
>one of the most quick witted comedians is Lee Mack
>is a Lacastrian Norfman
Soufbros, how do we compete with the Norf?
I like a lot of British comedy, but panel shows are fricking cringe.
I prefer the ministry of silly walks poster
Mock the Week has sucked since 2010
Had a bit of a revival when Ed Byrne Chris Addison became regulars.
Then they also left and it became just so boring.
>sucked when Frankie Boyle left.
Hopefully you're not a yank
I wouldn't like to remind you what you lot think it's funny
I'm going to do it anyway
No one thinks SNL is funny. The show exists to put boomers to sleep after 3 glasses of wine with dinner on Saturday nights.
i know she's been really ill but frick she looks terrible
she has had lupus for decades, it's suprising she isn't just a pile of garbage at this point
>I'd have a cheeky wank over your knuckles
>I'm french I haven't got any knuckles
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
classic
Harald Schmidt
Larry David
Michael McIntyre
Louis CK
Billy Crystal
Ricky Gervais
Steve Martin
In that order
A schizophrenic manlets podcaster is funnier than all of them combined.
Wtf is he not eating? His torso looks like one of those little plastic snow sleds for kids. His entire schtick is just a tamed down Anthony cumia btw
He's more surreal than Cumia but Ant is obviously his biggest influence. Also Any isn't funny anymore.
>Michael McIntyre
have a nice day. Do it now. Don't delay. It's of utmost importance that you do it right now.
I'm glad that fat Black person b***h isn't getting work anymore
Spent a few weeks in bongistan and christ their TV is awful. It's all game shows and panel shows with the same 10-15 unfunny homosexuals 24/7
I only ever see them in passing and I agree, fricking awful. There's this one guy who I maintain looks like a ventriloquist dummy. I'll see if I can find him
This is the motherfricker. Every time I see that fricking face on the television, I think of him as some eerie vintriloquist dummy given made flesh and bone.
Odd looking fella it's like Harry Enfield had a baby with ant and dec
I love him. You get the sense that he hates his life from him.
He's nothing compared to are bradders
Why is Martin Clunes wearing blackface?
I've had fun, goodnight fellow bradders poster
have only scratched the surface of my folder mate, night night
Can someone articulate what makes him so kino? Because we like seeing genuinely good soul having good natured fun?
Nah it must be Jimmy Carr. He's currently being shilled on US Netflix.
I know who Jimmy Carr is. I didn't know Mulhern's until I found it a moment ago. Carr as a dummy is an old joke and something Carr helped spread. This Mulhern homosexual being compared to one isn't something I've seen before.
Nobody is going to deny that shit is rubbish, especially not Brits. Which is ironic, because that style of comedy was imported from the United States. So yes, it's fricking garbage.
Gamble is good, Acaster is alright I'm small doses.
Simon Evans is always very underrated in these threads, although even as someone who likes him, I prefer his delivery when he was younger. Same material, but in the 2000's/very early 2010's he would deliver it with this steely air, like he was always pissed off. In his DVD special he seems so much more upbeat. Probably because he actually is and overall happier in life - can be a curse for comedians when they lose that edge in either material or delivery
I never watched Mock the Week but I've always found the video of them mocking Dara's head size funny. Like their version of 'they say of the acropolis where the Parthenon is'. Frick that homosexual Russell Howard tho. He slightly ruined it, as he does everything. I hope he gets the monkeypox
I used to quite like Nevermind the Buzzwieners till that put that weird goth guy on it. Killed the whole vibe.
Noel Fielding is entirely unfunny
A certain kind of woman seemed to really like him and the Mighty Boosh. I never got it.
Yeah I never did either. He's just about bearable on bake off where he's not in a pure comedy role.
>isn't funny
what do you mean by this, are you implying youre a moron?
Panel shows are shit, we know
It's local humor for local people. You wouldn't understand
Forgot the picture
British comedy fricking sucks donkey dick in an alley. Watched Shaun of The Dead for the first time in a decade and that movie fricking stunk. Didn't laugh once.
Is it possible that you suffer from moronation? Honest question don't mean to insult
Hot Fuzz is better
Simon Pegg, Dylan Moran, Peter Sarafanowitch, Adam Buxton, Reece Shearsmith, Matt Lucas, Rob Brydon, Paul Kay, and all those other Gen-X bong comedians are absolute hacks. They are all part of that atheism-adjacent Gervais type of comedy that they pretend not to be a part of.
>I SPEAK LOUD, DRINK ALCOHOL AND CALL RELIGIOUS PEOPLE NUTTERS, LAUGH AT HOW COOL, VAGUELY LEFTIST AND REASONABLE I AM.
peak comedy
Also see: Graham Lineham, Steve Coogan and Charlie Brooker.
It's really ironic and deserved and to see all of these homosexuals getting poached by trannies.
uk comedy and humour in general is pretty poor. overall there are some smart witty people who are prepared to give it a go, but they arent getting picked up by the larger audience unless they are completely subservient to whatever you want to call the mainstream ideologue. i went to school with a guy who is regualrly on uk tv as a 'comic' but he isnt in any way funny,but he is also not in any danger of saying the 'wrong thing' (what is satire?), yet i regularly watch locals perform very funny shows and these guys will never be considered a safe pair of hands for the national consumption.
>overall there are some smart witty people
This is the problem. Bongs prioritize being witty and having the right opinions over being funny.
>witty isn't funny
kek
literally just "noooooo he's too smart for me"
I thought it was just a stereotype that murrikans are this braindead
>literally just "noooooo he's too smart for me"
This is literally Stephen fry though. He's neither particularly smart or funny but he has an air of wittiness (which is really just having a posh affect) so people are trained to ingratiate themselves to that raging homosexual.
Watch some Fry & Laurie you moronic c**t
I have. It's not funny. It's the comedy equivalent of sniffing your own farts.
Let me guess, you like Adam Sandler movies, right?
You mean our TV execs prioritise rightthink, right?
Pierce Morgan fan detected
Dafaq did I just read, half of those don't even talk about religion wtf are you talking about you moron
Not smart enough to understand the humour.
>British Comedy fricking sucks
moron.
You got filtered, badly
I genuinely know more British politicans and people in the public life than my own country's, simply because of shitloads of panel shows
>american comedy
*saves stand-up comedy*
as a murican, my take:
Worst: Jimmy Carr
Best: Bob Mortimer
i liked this segment
James Acaster is cancer.
trannies *handshake* theists
*bottom text*
hating mid 2000s faux edgy atheist british comedians
>British """comedy""" isn't funny
The issue with modern day British comedy is the nepotism and "student humour"
The comedy shows and panel shows all use the same agency to hire its guests. And of course these comedians are all friends with eachother so theh all help eachother out by having eachother on their shows and using the same agency that hires the same people it had om contract. Its very hard for them to get in new blood due to the fact that they just hire the same people over and over.
Secondly despite hiring the same people, tv channels want to appeal to younger audiences so hire comedians whos comedy is all the same, stuff about uni life, moving out for the first time. Issue is that most of them left uni decades ago. James acaster, josh Widcombe, they are all in their 30s yet get treated like they are the next generation, the new blood, when they are going grey and are forced relatablity.
There's also a lack of masculinity in the male comedians that rubs me the wrong way. It's like they're all trying to replicate what David Mitchell did as his peak when he fully embraced his awkwardness and peculiarities, lack of masculinity, etc.
Is this a conscious attempt to riff on Mitchell or a consequence of them all coming from such a pitifully limited pool of talent where like minded personalities congregate?
>Acaster
>Widdicombe
>Jon Richardson
Best examples of these greying teenager types. It helps that they look like they have pituitary problems.
Is British comedy really that bad? Are other people laughing at it, not with it? Give it to me straight, like a pear cider that's made from 100% pear.
Panel shows are much better than the shite sitcoms we produce. Not Going Out and The Cleaner are some of the worst produced TV shows by comedians I actually like. Although Lee Macks stand-up is quite shit.
God i miss spending every night watching Family Guy and American Dad on BBC three
Why are there so many god-fearing religitards here still? It's 2022, surely you must know by now...? Kids stop believing in Santa and the Tooth Fairy at a very young age. Or are you some psycho who needs the threat of Hell to stop you from going on a killing spree, because you lack a basic moral compass?
When you take god away from the hylics they start claiming biology isn't real and everything is socially defined so we've realised we have to go back.
So in other words troons annoy you so much that you decided to believe in god - out of spite? That's... pretty moronic. Have you ever considered just ignoring troons?
Expect neither sincerity nor genuine curiosity, intellectual honesty and rigor with these people. They're the mirror image of the people that they hate and see all thought merely as a means of political expediency and social control.
Tell us a joke then