Brittany is unlikable.

Brittany is unlikable.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well yeah: she's Alvin but somehow more shrill.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jeanette is best girl.

      /thread

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did the girls grow normal hair while the boys just have their head fur?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just ahead of the game.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        back in the day that was called the israelitefro common among ginger israelites with curly hair

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      youre not questioning how chimpunks talk and sing, wear human clothes or have glasses, but the fact that their head hair can be a different color from their bodt is where you draw the line?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They grow out and dye their fur because they are girls.

    • 9 months ago
      AccelΔX

      dimorphism

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bigger question is why are the girls so humanoid while the boys are just walking chipmunks?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not cute enough.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Cinemaphile degenerates will frick anything if its even somewhat woman shaped

    sometimes i think you people may even have the fetish for the ugliest of women

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jeanette is best girl.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cinemaphile degenerates will frick anything if its even somewhat woman shaped

      unfortunately not even that. Some of the shit these buttholes slip onto the board could just as well be babies or 12 year old boys

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well Alvin is begging for it.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's not helped by being put in a group with Jeanette and Eleanor, who are a million times more likable.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brittany needs to be at exactly that amount of energy because if she's not, people would walk all over Janette and Elanor.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jeanette yes, but Eleanor stands up for herself

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She can be a b***h all she likes, I'm here for Jeanette.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    but hot

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.newsweek.com/chipmunks-chipettes-kids-movie-problematic-sexualizing-characters-bagdasarian-1616518

    You can't use "They're not real/human!" as a firewall any longer. Society is finally catching up to you degenerates.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      34 (!) years later, there's an article in Newsweek about "problematic sexualization" of cartoon characters.
      If you want "problematic sexualization" look no further than Turning Red, where the MC, Mei, is selling pictures of her "panda" to raise money for concert tickets.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's obvious when someone feels called out.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not sexualization, unless you count selling Hello Kitty merchandise as sexualization. The Chipettes used sexual attraction and titillation of snakes while dressed like concubines in a harem, that is more forward and clear rather than the mental gymnastics you need to do to see profiting off mascot cuteness as just as sexual.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Normal people only see children. If you see anything sexual on a child you're the one with a problem.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed.

        Due to first hand experience.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Sexualized" isn't a real word, homosexual.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is, it just gets misused a lot. It's like romanticized. It's like how you can more immediately understand the motivation behind certain "furry" artwork vs animal characters in kids cartoons.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well what other term would you use to describe something that takes an innocuous subject and reframes it in such a way to evoke sexual lust?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That b***h would go nuts reading national geographic.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this stupid fricking franchise and that stupid witch doctor homosexual David Seville

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scooby-Doo is worse.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        How so

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno, it just seems like a big mush of various iterations that blend together in my head.

          Mystery Incorporated was at least different.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            This guy behind Alvin and the Chipmunks though, David the homosexual from the cartoon, he wrote that fricking Witch Doctor song first. Frick him

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When does the CGI series resume?

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >chipmunks-chipettes-kids-movie-problematic-sexualizing-characters
    Oh?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jeanette makes me diamonds. IYKWIM.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post their grown up chipettes.

    • 9 months ago
      Smeet

      I can help with this

      • 9 months ago
        Smeet
        • 9 months ago
          Smeet
          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ugh.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based Dan.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather post an adult Chipmunk.
      If you don't mind.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ravaged by age like all of the female disposition.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's the one I wanted to do naughty things to most.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      But Jeanette is the one with the wildest side.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Basically headcanon. Based solely on what's presented, I wanted the cute little brat.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fantasy trumps reality.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    There's something about the simpler animation I appreciate more.

    Plus Brittany moved on from the 80s.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    well there's one way to correct her behavior...

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see Chip and Dale cuck them with Brittany and Jeanette.
    So it can satisfy my Gulliver Travels type fetish.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus frick this is horrible. Put it away.

      And why is that guy's logo the Jedi Outcast logo?

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn bratty girl

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >She's a c**t
    Shortened that up for you.

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