Both my grandpa's passed away around 82. One ate garbage and didn't take care of himself at all, and the other became an alcoholic in his older age (but ran marathos when he was younger). With a bit of luck I could hit at least 85 hopefully
my grandpa is around that age and looks like he wants to die. He doesn't talk much, just shuffles around watching/listening to his favorite boomer commentators. Not all that much wrong with him physically other than chronic constipation. But he wants to check out
Yeah, state of mind seems to be a bigger factor than anything. I bumped into one of those super chipper old men buying groceries a few months ago. Forget what we were even talking about but he was "94 years young", looked pretty much like Eastwood does but he was walking around just fine, carried his grocery bags out to his car and all.
>grandma is 72 >pretty much has no fluid left in her knee joints >still full of life, goes out with a different friend of hers every day >came to visit me when I was studying, made more friends in a month than I did in years
after she returned everyone was asking me where the cute old lady was. I'm fricking jelly.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Get her some collagen (preferably liquid and not pills), it works great for joint problems.
t. sportsgay who had knee issues
11 months ago
Anonymous
Bro redpill me on joints. My left knee is getting rusty, I never overdid it with sports. Just have a normal active life. Might be genetic. Can you actually fix joints?
11 months ago
Anonymous
Literally just do 300 squats a day, or learn how to hold a deep squat for 30+ minutes using the edge of a bathtub. Repeat this for a few weeks and you will never have a single joint issue below the waist for the rest of your life.
Also collagen is based. Saved my mom from diabetes, made her knees work again and has made her look a couple years younger.
passive media consumption
play a board game, videogame, read a book, have an active hobby that works your mind
zone out on tv/podcasts when you're old and you'll lose your mind
My Great Grandpa is 96 and looks better than Clint. He never smoked Cigarettes except when he was in Korea. Smoked Cigars. Ate junk. Still does. Drank a Lot between 30-50 but slowed down. Loved pussy. Loved life. Never worried. Hated society.
Dick van Dyke went with the cope of growing a beard to hide his jowls and chicken neck, despite having been clean-shaven his entire life. Clint had the dignity to not start looking like a hobo just because he's old.
I really wonder what you think California is. There are literally millions of Republicans here. And a beach town would be the picture of NINBY style conservative.
If you can still see a light in his eyes and not just abject despair and emptiness at 93 years old then you know he's alright, regardless of his actual health
being fat is unironically great for staying youthful, BUT only if you maintain that same level of fat, losing it and you turn into a fricking raisin if you're older than 40
>"Okay, in this scene, we need you to sit at the Batcomputer and say, Terry look out!" >"Who's Terry?..." >"He's Batman." >"But I'm Batman?..." >"No, you're Bruce Wayne." >"But I'm Clint Eastwood?... nurse? nurse! I'd like to go now please. Where am I, help! Help!"
That was Mr. Eastwood's impression of Bruce Willis. He's still got the chops, baby! Legend.
Did Clint do any cool car-themed movies?
in before >Gran Torino
I just watched "Magnum Force" and felt there was a lot of car action in that film. Clint rides a motorcycle at one point, jumping it from rooftop to rooftop. If it weren't for all the woke bullshit (yes, a woke Dirty Harry movie), then it would have been a classic.
Pacino denied that kid was his and wants a test. It's pretty clear he hasn't fricked anything since the 90s. If the child is ACTUALLY his then the b***h stole frozen sperm and injected it into her snatch
This b***h has fricked half the octogenarians in Hollywood.
is it really this easy being a reasonably attractive 20-something woman? just go around blowing old, accomplished men for the connections they worked their entire lives developing? in the event that you can't simply blow your way through all of the doors then you baby trap a few of them? she's a literal fricking predator but no one cares cause it's a woman taking advantage of men.
I'm already tired of life and know I've seen everything I want to and I'm 33. Doing this two more times with each time the human body 700x worse than before? That sounds fricking awful.
That's true but I'll have cyborg implants to help me out by then. If I'm super old I don't even mind transferring my consciousness to a computer, but it's unlikely any of us will live long enough for that tech.
I'll definitely have something prepared for the first time I catch myself forgetting the names of my grandkids or finding myself lost 5 block from my house
Aging is a meme anyways. With the Internet, you can theoretically experience the entire world, all its culture and have plenty of time to spare by just learning to pirate and use the right Google search operators.
This is one of my biggest fear, being that old, senile and frail, especially as my country goes to shit. I'd rather go out in full health in my 50s or something.
Not only that, but we wouldn't know what gruelling work, shitty weather, predators, birth complications or misery in general is. But that's the price of free will.
Not sure if you meant Eve had to take the fruit in order to experience free will or if you mean freedom of choice was what led her to take the fruit in the first place.
If you take Paradise Lost as canon Adam and Eve had free will the entire time, which is one of the reasons God is so angry with them. They (mostly her) had to opt in to sinning, despite knowing full well they were defying their creator and having the ability to choose not to. So despite being goaded into it by Satan she really had no excuse. Eve pretends like she just didn't know any better but real her downfall was due to hubris and vanity, not ignorance.
The older I get the more I find Eve's characterization disturbingly plausible because "there's literally nothing wrong and we have everything we could ever want but I want more anyway" and "I did what I was told not to and it backfired horribly but it's really your fault for not stopping me" are attitudes I see every freaking day.
Contemplating fairy tales Is incomprehensibly cringe or at least how christcucks/christ larpers go about it. Sounds like Mexican children talking about dragonball.
Men are logical, women are primarily driven by emotion. You can't have one without the other or yin without yang, but it's this nature that leads to stupid decisions.
Because women are seen as inferior and subservient so many things reflects that. The same reason why the losers in wars tend to be portrayed as cowardly, inept, moronic, and so forth afterward.
47 in the first one. But there's also another thing. Boomers didn't have the same health standards or overall quality of life that modern people have. And they spent more time in the sun, smoked more, drank more, etc. Most people in the past looked older.
>drank more
Per capita alcohol consumption is at the second highest level in American history right now behind only 1980. It's pretty much entirely smoking and being outside with no sunscreen that killed boomer looks so fast.
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Genetics seem to be the most important part. There's 100+ year old smokers who haven't had any issues and then other people live healthy and drop dead at 40.
But our medicine is superior enough at this point to keep the average person alive for at least 10 years more than average.
certainly none of the modern crap. Old Testament mentions Sheol (which is almost certainly "the grave") and the NT mentions Gehenna (which was a trash dump outside Jerusalem that often caught fire and where dead poor people were thrown in. So "if you don't live a good life you'll go to the fires of Gehenna").
>a trash dump outside Jerusalem that often caught fire and where dead poor people were thrown in.
They couldn’t just bury them in unmarked graves or something?
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I assume the dump contained graves as well. But for some diseased corpses it's likely people wouldn't even bother with that, just light a fire and throw the body over it
NTA but humans lost the chance to be like Jesus in their mortal shell with the original sin. They can be absolved but they'll never be the same while on Earth.
It's not an excuse since I'm not the same anon, I'm just saying humans already fricked up. They can make things right but being an butthole is just an inherent part of the "gift" that was the apple/forbidden knowledge. Which again you can thank Eve for.
No I’m not, don’t ever compare me to him, I’m not worthy of such a comparison, now have a nice day homosexual >n-no you’re supposed to be nice.. you aren’t like j-Jesus
I wonder if that worked for all the homosexuals like you that we burned to death?
You will get old and ugly and frail and your dick will stop working. Whenever you look at someone old, remember that in the blink of an eye you will be just like him.
You WILL go to the nursing home
You WILL suck the prune juice
You WILL wear the adult diaper
You WILL forget who you are
You WILL get beaten up by the fat Black person
You WILL NOT get visits from your grandkids
>NOT get visits from your grandkids
just don't be a dick. i used to work in a nursing home and the buttholes were thr only ones that didn't get visits.
I used to visit my grandma in the home twice a week and there was some crazy old bag across the hall that would curse and insult anyone who walked past, like she would say the most vile shit you could think of, would've been edgy even for /b/ or /misc/. Example: "Fricking ugly ass Black folk. You fat pieces of shit, go choke to death on chicken bones you Black folk." No one ever visited her. I wondered if she was always like that or it was the dementia. The staff started closing the door on her when anyone was visiting so she wouldn't see them and insult them. It made me kek tbqh.
anon, you're meant to take advantage of the time you've been gifted and enjoy the impossibility that is your mere existence in this stupid world. find a way to make it so when you're dying that you don't do it full of regret.
homie he may look like the crypt keeper but he is directing a movie as we speak. It is allegedly going to be his final movie though. I just hope it's better than the turd that was Cry Macho so he can go out on a high.
>“Juror #2” stars Toni Collette, Nicholas Hoult, Kiefer Sutherland and Zoey Deutch. The film is “set during a murder trial where one of the jurors slowly realizes he killed the victim in a reckless-driving accident and tries to save the defendant without incriminating himself.”
That concept doesn't sound promising. Dare I say it sound kinda dumb.
> pathetic state.
homie walks around and has a glimmer in his eye. He’s doing alright.
It’s the ones that don’t know where they are and shit their pants who should get the ol yeller treatment. Like Biden.
This is true. There's also the simple prospect of battle and they needed to be hyped up, there's various methods of doing that.
But unless the cause you die for is worth it, you just become someone who threw their life away. Most modern war is pointless, so a lot of people get into it for the money.
I'm ok with getting old, it's the brain diseases that are horrifying, wasting away in a prison of your own mind with flashing moments of lucidity is torture
mental care focused nursing homes are the scariest thing in the world
Do you think he goes down to pebble beach golf course and makes their jannies set it up like a mini put course for his 14 grandchildren? Just so he can laugh while he enjoys his Metamucil fruit punch under a shady tree.
I wish I owned a world famous golf course, bros. 🙁
He's so obviously sick in the last couple of pictures I don't know how I didn't realise. I really did believe he and Adam would start the podcast again some time.
That picture is from the 2011 San Diego Comic-Con. Age is finally catching up with Bill, though he still benefits from keeping weight on to stave off the loose skin.
>saving planet Earth
This isn’t complicated, shut down all israeli industry and dumping poison in the ocean and destroying western civilization who are the ones making strides toward renewable energy and other useful things.
Save planet Earth? How about stop funding trannies and cutting kid’s dicks off and let’s get back to space exploration so we can harness the power of the sun for fuel or mine for resources on Mars or whatever like come on people Jesus Christ.
>Grandfather is 83 and has giga alzheimers already >Physically cannot stand up without hunching over 135 degrees >Just starts screaming like a toddler when given basic instructions >Still has the capacity to insult and demean his entire family >Grandma has had to call 911 just to lift him down steps because he won't let her >Asked my aunt to cut up a hamburger for him yesterday then called her a b***h for cutting it up "too much" >Has called my dad over to his house about six times now claiming the TV is broken, when it's just on mute >Costing the state hundreds of thousands of dollars so he can stare at Fox News for 16 hours a day
Pic related is what he probably looked like when he fell in the bathroom earlier this year.
Clint has been athtletic his whole life + he has good genetics because I think his mother lived to her 90's as well. He looks good considering the generation he came from. They all drank like sailors, smoked, probably not the best diets.
Boomer food was just fruit grown in unpoisoned dirt. Modern food is sprayed with plastic and antibiotics and dies and grown in polluted, depleted, salted earth.
>Boomer food: lead paint, paint chips, asbestos and corn starch >Zoomer food: high fructose corn syrup, high fructose corn syrup, high fructose corn syrup, high fructose corn syrup
Both are garbage
You...are really fricking stupid. Do you think the industrial revolution did not happen until after the boomers grew up? You know boomers grew up eating lead infused paint chips right?
Do you think that people are aging slower than they used to? My parents are in their 60s and they don't look nearly as old as my grandparents looked when they were in their 60s.
Wait until they hit 70. My 1940s grandparents went from active senior citizens that traveled the world to immobile diaper shitters that sleep 12+ hours per day and get visited by "nurses" five times per day in their apartment. The boomer lifestyle eventually comes back and hit them hard.
Yes. Smoking rates are way way down, and drinking rates are also down.
But among those who smoke anyways, skin damage racks up quick.
I used to be a grocery cashier back when the smoking age was 18. Carding people was the only fun thing about that job. I could see obvious skin damage starting on b***hes by their early 20's.
You see enough, and you can pick out smokers by the look of their skin.
Reminder to Drill some Oil in your life. You will look at The Shat.
If not, You can see what happened to Eastwood. Colonizing the pussies of non white women is what white men truly exist for. If we do not, as we age we turn in to frail, old men who can't even walk properly anymore.
Depends on how much actual israeli blood they have. Pure israelites look like the nazi caricature and have curly hair, hooked noses, sunken in brown eyes, wide mouths, etc. If they have colored or hair, they are heavily racemixed with gentiles.
it's absolutely essential that a robot version of me sits at my desk and passively browses the internet for 12 hours a day. Think of all the benefits to society
it's absolutely essential that a robot version of me sits at my desk and passively browses the internet for 12 hours a day. Think of all the benefits to society
Any body would do, robotic or not. I don't want to be a hemophiliac anymore.
Mirin bulge. Some primordial jerky in there. Looking good.
>primordial jerky
lol
Pretty sure that's his adult diaper.
leftoid psychos, maybe actual women (obese of course)
zoomer
based wholesome anon
He doesn't look a day over 85
Isn't he in his 90s? At least he's still walking around
tales from the crypt reboot when?
getting old is really gay
I don't think its nice you laughin'
>93 years old
He looks fine. Doing better than I would be
I don't expect to make it to that age, I will probably die in my 70s.
Both my grandpa's passed away around 82. One ate garbage and didn't take care of himself at all, and the other became an alcoholic in his older age (but ran marathos when he was younger). With a bit of luck I could hit at least 85 hopefully
my grandpa is around that age and looks like he wants to die. He doesn't talk much, just shuffles around watching/listening to his favorite boomer commentators. Not all that much wrong with him physically other than chronic constipation. But he wants to check out
Yeah, state of mind seems to be a bigger factor than anything. I bumped into one of those super chipper old men buying groceries a few months ago. Forget what we were even talking about but he was "94 years young", looked pretty much like Eastwood does but he was walking around just fine, carried his grocery bags out to his car and all.
>grandma is 72
>pretty much has no fluid left in her knee joints
>still full of life, goes out with a different friend of hers every day
>came to visit me when I was studying, made more friends in a month than I did in years
after she returned everyone was asking me where the cute old lady was. I'm fricking jelly.
Get her some collagen (preferably liquid and not pills), it works great for joint problems.
t. sportsgay who had knee issues
Bro redpill me on joints. My left knee is getting rusty, I never overdid it with sports. Just have a normal active life. Might be genetic. Can you actually fix joints?
Literally just do 300 squats a day, or learn how to hold a deep squat for 30+ minutes using the edge of a bathtub. Repeat this for a few weeks and you will never have a single joint issue below the waist for the rest of your life.
Also collagen is based. Saved my mom from diabetes, made her knees work again and has made her look a couple years younger.
passive media consumption
play a board game, videogame, read a book, have an active hobby that works your mind
zone out on tv/podcasts when you're old and you'll lose your mind
My Great Grandpa is 96 and looks better than Clint. He never smoked Cigarettes except when he was in Korea. Smoked Cigars. Ate junk. Still does. Drank a Lot between 30-50 but slowed down. Loved pussy. Loved life. Never worried. Hated society.
>Loved pussy. Loved life. Never worried. Hated society.
Your great grampa sounds based and I hope to emulate his lifestyle.
Dick Van Dyke is almost 100 and he looks better than that
Dick van Dyke went with the cope of growing a beard to hide his jowls and chicken neck, despite having been clean-shaven his entire life. Clint had the dignity to not start looking like a hobo just because he's old.
Eastwood?
The man with no sphincter
i thought he died already
Clearly he should have and God has made a mistake
he's still alive? i was sure he died a year or two ago.
man getting old fricking sucks
He’s 93, you’ll be dead by you’re 93 fat ass.
Literally who?
when i was a kid he was old. now im old and he's still old.
you would think they would get tired of it and try something new
He's turning into this dude
The man is walking on his own without even needing a cane. What else can you ask for?
He's filming Gran Torino 2
>he returns to pretend to fight more minorities, die a stupid sacrifice, and gift more of his belongings to random people to spite his family
Back to leftypol ivan
It will be called Gran horse carriage
more like Gran Pa
>Gran Torino 2
Will be titled Gran Hearse
The sad thing is that when he dies all leftists will celebrate
What the frick are you talking about? Every actor and most everyone in film are screeching leftists
Eastwood is a right wing libertarian. He is also patriotic
He was literally governor of a coastal Californian town. He is not remotely "right wing" or libertarian
>L.A. and San Francisco is all of California
hmmm
I really wonder what you think California is. There are literally millions of Republicans here. And a beach town would be the picture of NINBY style conservative.
You seem to be under the impression that California over the last 30 years is the same as it was in the early 80's, that simply isn't true.
if you'd actually bothered to read my post you'd have seen I was implying literally the opposite
California strongly voted for Reagan 2 years before Clint became mayor of that town
He is the least right wing right-winger in history, like Arnie. He plays a character
He endorsed Michael Bloomberg in 2020, the most gun hating homosexual in history.
And they will cheer.
Won’t be sad. I don’t care what trannies and mentally ill self hating losers think.
>The sad thing is that when he dies all leftists will celebrate
He's the only Republican who's ever made good art, so no.
>REUBLICAN VS DEMOCRAT!!1!1!1!!1!1!11!1
I don’t care about your gay little liberal civil war homosexual
I was saying the opposite. Eastwood is the only Republican worth celebrating because he's made kino.
And? Who fricking cares? You're such a weakling you worry about what lefties are gonna think lol pathetic
>hey why am I filming my scenes first?
If you can still see a light in his eyes and not just abject despair and emptiness at 93 years old then you know he's alright, regardless of his actual health
Brutal agepill
He's fricking 93
Brootal lifepill
Shatner is 92
He'll out live RLM.
>Shatner
hey bill
If only Mike would have tweeted with sincerity. He just couldn't drop his childish and insecure faux irony.
Shatner has no idea as to what you are referring to https://youtu.be/LRCN9Toi-Ck
everyone from TOS seems to hate Shatner's guts
He’s outlasted them because he feeds on the energy of making people seethe
they are just jealous because he is the only one with a decent career after star trek
it's just that one lawyer show
wrong. he was the main cast in tj hooker for 5 seasons
Shatner lucked out. He was on a Corman directed movie before Trek.
shatners twitter is ran by that embarrassing crypto grifter anyway
being fat makes you age slower at a certain point, stops you getting the sunken in corpse look
but also heart attacks
Leave a beautiful fat corpse
a lot of old people seem to lose weight because of fricked up digestion issues, so eventually they can only eat soup and smoothies
epic factoid of the day!
one of the few israelites I would build minecraft palestine with.
he sacrificed his wife for immortality though
So? A lot of men would sacrifice their wives for a pack of cigarettes
being fat is unironically great for staying youthful, BUT only if you maintain that same level of fat, losing it and you turn into a fricking raisin if you're older than 40
How come he doesn't look israeli?
he looks like every 65 year old German man
>Shatner will outlive Picard and RLM
Feels good to be the number 1 Captain. Mike in shambles.
Looks like he'll live to be 100
The adrenochrome and organ transplants are strong with this one. Eventually Bill's deal with the devil will expire.
>“Brutal agepill”
Zoomie’s first realization people grow old and die.
>"Okay, in this scene, we need you to sit at the Batcomputer and say, Terry look out!"
>"Who's Terry?..."
>"He's Batman."
>"But I'm Batman?..."
>"No, you're Bruce Wayne."
>"But I'm Clint Eastwood?... nurse? nurse! I'd like to go now please. Where am I, help! Help!"
That was Mr. Eastwood's impression of Bruce Willis. He's still got the chops, baby! Legend.
lmfao
kek doesn’t he have a threesome with two latinas in The Mule or something?
>written, directed, and produced by Clint Eastwood
i want to see him frick some 18 year old latina chick right now
god i wanna see him frick her
Uh why?
it turns me on
i love seeing old decrepit wrinkly disgusting old white men frick young women, especially minority women
Cause it makes the woman look like a goddess or smth?
no, don't be gay
Uh so why? Do u like old men?
you're being gay again
Please just tell me why you are into old men fricking young women. Im genuinely curious. What part about it turns you on. I'm fascinated.
i'm not jacking of to oldje or bluepillmen through reason, i don't have an answer for you
Stop being a woman
>That’s made his day!
Cool fake Serbian newspaper b***h
The funny part? He's driving 85 mph down the freeway when this photo was taken.
more like 85 mph in a school zone
85 mph looking back? I don't believe it.
Kek. He does his own stunts.
I just watched "Magnum Force" and felt there was a lot of car action in that film. Clint rides a motorcycle at one point, jumping it from rooftop to rooftop. If it weren't for all the woke bullshit (yes, a woke Dirty Harry movie), then it would have been a classic.
Did Clint do any cool car-themed movies?
in before
>Gran Torino
There's the one where he's a trucker and has an orangutan. But otherwise can't think of any.
man I remember the deluge of ape-themed movies back in the day, weird shit
Yeah it was weird.
Pink Cadillac
Jesus he's so fricking cool
https://www.tmz.com/2023/05/30/al-pacino-girlfriend-8-months-pregnant/
This b***h has fricked half the octogenarians in Hollywood.
it'd be great to see her frick them
Pacino denied that kid was his and wants a test. It's pretty clear he hasn't fricked anything since the 90s. If the child is ACTUALLY his then the b***h stole frozen sperm and injected it into her snatch
I read he asked for a test and it was proven it's his
That was misinfo. It's his. They went down this rabbithole on JRE
>source: JRE
>source: The CDC bro!!!
The prospect of fricking old men somehow seems less disturbing than fricking old women, although I'm not gay.
This is so true and ive never really thought about it
probably an evolutionary thing since men can sire children longer than women can + femininity doesn't jibe well with getting old and rugged/coarse
Is that the same c**t, what the frick? Did she grow up watching old movies?
No she just likes money and attention, anon
ain't that the chick Pacino knocked up?
is it really this easy being a reasonably attractive 20-something woman? just go around blowing old, accomplished men for the connections they worked their entire lives developing? in the event that you can't simply blow your way through all of the doors then you baby trap a few of them? she's a literal fricking predator but no one cares cause it's a woman taking advantage of men.
do you know how many wannabe cryptfrickers there are? The competition must be insane, not easy at all
she's not a random woman. her family is extremely wealthy. fricking old men is simply her fetish.
>OLD MEN COULD BE HERE
You should put her in her hunting grounds. That is, a retirement home
Was it any worse than the women who fricked Hugh Heffner on the regular?
>living out her old man fetish as everyone watches in horror
Incredibly based.
no offense, but there's no point in living like this
I'd still frick him.
at what point do you take the intravenous sedative overdose option
Hes probably healthier and in better shape then you, you fat basement dwelling troony creep
it's ok to let go
Looking pretty good for being almost 100
He's still got it.
I remember regular threads like this about Sean Connery, then he died.
i look like this
let me see you frick some black girls
Stop.
clint just needs to eat more. that's all.
Literally who
Even old and hunched over like that he’s still probably 6’1”. Too based for this world.
Looks vaxx'd
does he trip more or less often than Biden?
Vax status?
I'm already tired of life and know I've seen everything I want to and I'm 33. Doing this two more times with each time the human body 700x worse than before? That sounds fricking awful.
wheres that one schizo that kept spamming how Clint Eastwood is actually a woman?
I don’t want to get old, bros.
that's a very easy thing to prevent
I wont get old. I bought a gun and plan on killing my self before I hit 40. Is gonna be great.
yeah see how great it sounds when you're 39 years and 10 months old
>ABLU ABLU ABLU
>I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IF EVERYTHING ISN'T EASY PEASY PERFECT FOR MEEEE
Why drag things out? have a nice day now you pussy
Great point. I am ending this now. Good bye everyo
Oh shit, candlejack got hi
>no work
>get to do whatever you want all day
I don't mind it. Dying is the shitty part.
>Dying is the shitty part.
dying is the easy part
being old, sick and frail is the shit part
That's true but I'll have cyborg implants to help me out by then. If I'm super old I don't even mind transferring my consciousness to a computer, but it's unlikely any of us will live long enough for that tech.
I'll definitely have something prepared for the first time I catch myself forgetting the names of my grandkids or finding myself lost 5 block from my house
drugs/treatments that slow aging will definitely be a thing in our lifetime anon, dont worry too much
>for me not for thee
Aging is a meme anyways. With the Internet, you can theoretically experience the entire world, all its culture and have plenty of time to spare by just learning to pirate and use the right Google search operators.
You talk like a gay.
You post like a gay.
Let me guess, you grew up on the internet and insist that is a good enough proxy for real world experiences?
Why would it not be?
man so many big names are going to be dead by the end of the decade
And nobody really to replace them. Hollywood really is dying.
good. same with the old ass greedy corrupt politicians. frick 'em all
This is one of my biggest fear, being that old, senile and frail, especially as my country goes to shit. I'd rather go out in full health in my 50s or something.
I thought his name was Cliff Eastman, stranhe
Thank mr skeltal
microscope picture of an Al Pacino sperm
At least he isn't fat like 99% of people his age.
Ngmi
Look at these young whippersnappers, gallivanting about town.
>tfw we would've been immortal if not for Eve
Thanks toots!
Not only that, but we wouldn't know what gruelling work, shitty weather, predators, birth complications or misery in general is. But that's the price of free will.
God damn it if only she didnt eat the magic apple!!!!
Correct.
>that's the price of free will.
Not sure if you meant Eve had to take the fruit in order to experience free will or if you mean freedom of choice was what led her to take the fruit in the first place.
If you take Paradise Lost as canon Adam and Eve had free will the entire time, which is one of the reasons God is so angry with them. They (mostly her) had to opt in to sinning, despite knowing full well they were defying their creator and having the ability to choose not to. So despite being goaded into it by Satan she really had no excuse. Eve pretends like she just didn't know any better but real her downfall was due to hubris and vanity, not ignorance.
The older I get the more I find Eve's characterization disturbingly plausible because "there's literally nothing wrong and we have everything we could ever want but I want more anyway" and "I did what I was told not to and it backfired horribly but it's really your fault for not stopping me" are attitudes I see every freaking day.
Contemplating fairy tales Is incomprehensibly cringe or at least how christcucks/christ larpers go about it. Sounds like Mexican children talking about dragonball.
you sound perfectly fit to become a post-modernist hollywood writer, you fricking homosexual
Why are myths so full of women moments? Take Pandora's Box for another example
Men are logical, women are primarily driven by emotion. You can't have one without the other or yin without yang, but it's this nature that leads to stupid decisions.
Because women are seen as inferior and subservient so many things reflects that. The same reason why the losers in wars tend to be portrayed as cowardly, inept, moronic, and so forth afterward.
What the Vax does to a mf
My grandpa is 92 and looks better.
also 93 years old, Hackman and Eastwood both in Unforgiven
frick bros
Whoa wait WHAT Gene Hackman is 93 and looks like THAT????? What happened???
growing old (like getting young but the opposite)
Yeah but I thought Gene was like 60 at this point, how old was he in Superman? Fricking 75?
he was in his 70s in Royal Tennenbaums and he looked great
47 in the first one. But there's also another thing. Boomers didn't have the same health standards or overall quality of life that modern people have. And they spent more time in the sun, smoked more, drank more, etc. Most people in the past looked older.
>drank more
Per capita alcohol consumption is at the second highest level in American history right now behind only 1980. It's pretty much entirely smoking and being outside with no sunscreen that killed boomer looks so fast.
Genetics seem to be the most important part. There's 100+ year old smokers who haven't had any issues and then other people live healthy and drop dead at 40.
But our medicine is superior enough at this point to keep the average person alive for at least 10 years more than average.
Gene Hackman was 50 for 30 years and then he suddenly became 104
>here's that kid I was tellin ya about
They'll solve aging before we get that old, r-right bros??
Atheist moron. Die and go to hell
hell doesn't exist in the bible
Depends on which one you're referring to
certainly none of the modern crap. Old Testament mentions Sheol (which is almost certainly "the grave") and the NT mentions Gehenna (which was a trash dump outside Jerusalem that often caught fire and where dead poor people were thrown in. So "if you don't live a good life you'll go to the fires of Gehenna").
>a trash dump outside Jerusalem that often caught fire and where dead poor people were thrown in.
They couldn’t just bury them in unmarked graves or something?
I assume the dump contained graves as well. But for some diseased corpses it's likely people wouldn't even bother with that, just light a fire and throw the body over it
You truly are loving and kind just like jesus.
NTA but humans lost the chance to be like Jesus in their mortal shell with the original sin. They can be absolved but they'll never be the same while on Earth.
So that’s your excuse for being an butthole? Wtf are you talking about
It's not an excuse since I'm not the same anon, I'm just saying humans already fricked up. They can make things right but being an butthole is just an inherent part of the "gift" that was the apple/forbidden knowledge. Which again you can thank Eve for.
No I’m not, don’t ever compare me to him, I’m not worthy of such a comparison, now have a nice day homosexual
>n-no you’re supposed to be nice.. you aren’t like j-Jesus
I wonder if that worked for all the homosexuals like you that we burned to death?
You will get old and ugly and frail and your dick will stop working. Whenever you look at someone old, remember that in the blink of an eye you will be just like him.
even if they do, it won't be for you
keeping loyal consumers around to buy their products would be ideal for them
You WILL go to the nursing home
You WILL suck the prune juice
You WILL wear the adult diaper
You WILL forget who you are
You WILL get beaten up by the fat Black person
You WILL NOT get visits from your grandkids
>NOT get visits from your grandkids
just don't be a dick. i used to work in a nursing home and the buttholes were thr only ones that didn't get visits.
I used to visit my grandma in the home twice a week and there was some crazy old bag across the hall that would curse and insult anyone who walked past, like she would say the most vile shit you could think of, would've been edgy even for /b/ or /misc/. Example: "Fricking ugly ass Black folk. You fat pieces of shit, go choke to death on chicken bones you Black folk." No one ever visited her. I wondered if she was always like that or it was the dementia. The staff started closing the door on her when anyone was visiting so she wouldn't see them and insult them. It made me kek tbqh.
anon, you're meant to take advantage of the time you've been gifted and enjoy the impossibility that is your mere existence in this stupid world. find a way to make it so when you're dying that you don't do it full of regret.
they will, by ruining healthcare so much none of us will live to old age
You're not going to live forever. You have one chance. Do it right. Be thankful for every day you wake up breathing.
I want to be inspired by this but can't get past the fact they used the wrong form of its / it's
It's just shorthand, no caps or punctuation
What a crock of shit. Shove your goody twoshoes bullshit up your ass, homosexual wienersucker.
>Why am I filming my scenes first?
death is the only thing I'm looking forward to
>I used to direct movies you know.
Pls gramps don’t go
>used to
homie he may look like the crypt keeper but he is directing a movie as we speak. It is allegedly going to be his final movie though. I just hope it's better than the turd that was Cry Macho so he can go out on a high.
>“Juror #2” stars Toni Collette, Nicholas Hoult, Kiefer Sutherland and Zoey Deutch. The film is “set during a murder trial where one of the jurors slowly realizes he killed the victim in a reckless-driving accident and tries to save the defendant without incriminating himself.”
That concept doesn't sound promising. Dare I say it sound kinda dumb.
Greeks were right. We should die young in our prime in glorious battle before degenerating into such a pathetic state.
You can do that over and over in video games. Epicurus never thought of that.
> pathetic state.
homie walks around and has a glimmer in his eye. He’s doing alright.
It’s the ones that don’t know where they are and shit their pants who should get the ol yeller treatment. Like Biden.
Nah they were just narcissists. Also being old was about a million times for difficult for most people on antiquity than in modern times.
This is true. There's also the simple prospect of battle and they needed to be hyped up, there's various methods of doing that.
But unless the cause you die for is worth it, you just become someone who threw their life away. Most modern war is pointless, so a lot of people get into it for the money.
Cigarettes.
he should have used sunscreen, idiot.
>all of these sheltered virgins surprised by people getting old
I still love you bill, even if you're wearing a diaper
ye old youngsters don't know the half of it
I honestly don’t know why any sane person would want to live this long. Nothing but grief and reflection on how good/bad things used to be.
putting together a team
Add Christopher Lee and we’re in business.
I'm ok with getting old, it's the brain diseases that are horrifying, wasting away in a prison of your own mind with flashing moments of lucidity is torture
mental care focused nursing homes are the scariest thing in the world
Go out with a bang before that happens. Head on over to Bill Gates’s or George Soros’s house and pay them a visit.
Do you think he goes down to pebble beach golf course and makes their jannies set it up like a mini put course for his 14 grandchildren? Just so he can laugh while he enjoys his Metamucil fruit punch under a shady tree.
I wish I owned a world famous golf course, bros. 🙁
at least connery still looking healthy
>I used to know the guy who played the Jamesh Bond ya know.
funny how life creeps up on you quick, huh
He ran out of adrenochrome
He's so obviously sick in the last couple of pictures I don't know how I didn't realise. I really did believe he and Adam would start the podcast again some time.
>Hey Norm, you're not looking like your usual self. You don't look... Normal.
Mogged by 92 year old Shatner
That picture is from the 2011 San Diego Comic-Con. Age is finally catching up with Bill, though he still benefits from keeping weight on to stave off the loose skin.
>saving planet Earth
This isn’t complicated, shut down all israeli industry and dumping poison in the ocean and destroying western civilization who are the ones making strides toward renewable energy and other useful things.
Save planet Earth? How about stop funding trannies and cutting kid’s dicks off and let’s get back to space exploration so we can harness the power of the sun for fuel or mine for resources on Mars or whatever like come on people Jesus Christ.
>FRICK MY SHIT UP SCOTTY
It's Rudram. You guys are not paying attention.
He's literally in his 90s, what do you want from him?
>Grandfather is 83 and has giga alzheimers already
>Physically cannot stand up without hunching over 135 degrees
>Just starts screaming like a toddler when given basic instructions
>Still has the capacity to insult and demean his entire family
>Grandma has had to call 911 just to lift him down steps because he won't let her
>Asked my aunt to cut up a hamburger for him yesterday then called her a b***h for cutting it up "too much"
>Has called my dad over to his house about six times now claiming the TV is broken, when it's just on mute
>Costing the state hundreds of thousands of dollars so he can stare at Fox News for 16 hours a day
Pic related is what he probably looked like when he fell in the bathroom earlier this year.
he was once the proud, strong patriarch of your family name anon, show some respect.
He's israeli. I do not care what happens to him since my mother is actually white.
AND his grandson is a moeshit consoomer incel on Cinemaphile. Just frick his shit up.
is he a biden voter too?
I'm in my 20s and I feel immortal right now hahahaha.
Its crazy how even 70's looks so young compared to 80's and 90's. You really disintegrate fully once you hit mid 80's.
Clint has been athtletic his whole life + he has good genetics because I think his mother lived to her 90's as well. He looks good considering the generation he came from. They all drank like sailors, smoked, probably not the best diets.
Guarantee boomer’s diets were a thousand times better than the poisonius slop we have to eat today.
Boomer food was worse than modern food.
Boomer food was just fruit grown in unpoisoned dirt. Modern food is sprayed with plastic and antibiotics and dies and grown in polluted, depleted, salted earth.
You're moronic, pesticides have been around for longer than boomers and we're far more unregulated. Same with meat and vegetables
>Boomer food: lead paint, paint chips, asbestos and corn starch
>Zoomer food: high fructose corn syrup, high fructose corn syrup, high fructose corn syrup, high fructose corn syrup
Both are garbage
You...are really fricking stupid. Do you think the industrial revolution did not happen until after the boomers grew up? You know boomers grew up eating lead infused paint chips right?
You have no idea what you're talking about.
It's different for everyone. Some people disintegrate in their late 20s/early 30s, like all the moronic fat coomers here.
AAAAAA OLD PEOPLE ARE OLD I'M GOING INSANE AAAAAAAAAA
Imagine I replied to every single man in this thread (apart from Mike). The text in my post is "he's still got it".
do you think he can still get pussy?
any person with $50 in their pocket can
Do you think that people are aging slower than they used to? My parents are in their 60s and they don't look nearly as old as my grandparents looked when they were in their 60s.
Depends on several factors. Did your grandparents smoke and drink a lot? Did they have hard jobs that stressed them out? That all ages you badly.
Wait until they hit 70. My 1940s grandparents went from active senior citizens that traveled the world to immobile diaper shitters that sleep 12+ hours per day and get visited by "nurses" five times per day in their apartment. The boomer lifestyle eventually comes back and hit them hard.
Forgot to mention that this change took less than a half a decade.
Yes. Smoking rates are way way down, and drinking rates are also down.
But among those who smoke anyways, skin damage racks up quick.
I used to be a grocery cashier back when the smoking age was 18. Carding people was the only fun thing about that job. I could see obvious skin damage starting on b***hes by their early 20's.
You see enough, and you can pick out smokers by the look of their skin.
Reminder to Drill some Oil in your life. You will look at The Shat.
If not, You can see what happened to Eastwood. Colonizing the pussies of non white women is what white men truly exist for. If we do not, as we age we turn in to frail, old men who can't even walk properly anymore.
How come some israelites look very very israeli, while others like William Shatner could easily pass as a white gentile?
Because Ashkenazi literally have more European DNA than amerimutts
Depends on how much actual israeli blood they have. Pure israelites look like the nazi caricature and have curly hair, hooked noses, sunken in brown eyes, wide mouths, etc. If they have colored or hair, they are heavily racemixed with gentiles.
colored eyes or hair*
How come the "israeli geniuses" that people talk about are usually the ones who look white
israeli prostitutes spread their legs for the strongest and smartest white goyims.
He looks like he’s got a lot left in the tank tbqh
>wall for men doesn't exi-
I can't die... Not before they upload me into a robot... The world cannot exist without me
it's absolutely essential that a robot version of me sits at my desk and passively browses the internet for 12 hours a day. Think of all the benefits to society
Any body would do, robotic or not. I don't want to be a hemophiliac anymore.
you think this is bad? Did you see Kirk Douglas before he died?
That's c. Montgomery burns in the flesh
This is what happens to a man without foreskin cream.
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