Ignore it, the movie was made for women and girls, so why would you have even seen it? This may be better, you'll get guy movies for guys and women movies for women. No need to appeal to everyone.
>gopro footage
Too sophisticated. In cases like this greentext summaries and a few webms are more than enough to know what's up. That's how I consume american media now. I only watch like 4 or 5 movies a year. I'm pretty sure I'm not missing anything of importance.
>Ignore it, the movie was made for women and girls, so why would you have even seen it?
This. The entire reason woke bullshit is a problem is because they just lazily steal shit. They steal, blackwash white characters, shoehorn in le-strong epic women who immediately destroy established beloved male characters.
Barbie is for fricking girls. No fricking shit it's got that bullshit in it. It's a step in the right direction. You want to make your "Girl power!!" or "le epic Black person" stories? Then fricking make them yourselves. This is probably the first time in the past two decades they've made something like this without stealing something made by brilliant straight white men who earned their praise.
Far fewer people would have problem with blacks, gays, and women in movies if they actually just created something the way white men do. Instead all they do is steal. Barbie is a step in the right direction.
It's been so funny to watch how the narrative has shifted over time here
First it was >this is woke garbage it's going to flop so hard!
Then when it made $300 million in it's opening weekend it was >Yeah, but nobody liked it- there's going to be a HUGE drop off week to week, trust me bro
Then when it just wouldn't stop rocketing up and getting more and more ticket sales it's now turned into >actually it's not really pro feminism if you think about it, and we liked it all along actually
Lmao its been hilarious to watch
>it's anti male propaganda (despite having a positive message for a lot of men suffering out there) because... BECAUSE I AND BEN SHAPIRO SAID SO OKAY
9 months ago
Anonymous
it's propaganda cuz it's some midwit feminist femsplaining what she thinks male problems are and ofc including the obligatory message that altho men have issues women MUST HAVE MORE
9 months ago
Anonymous
>hey you fat loser you're fine the way you are! don't workout or improve yourself or your white community. just be docile, keep your legs together when sitting on the public transport in your walkable city after your beta session >positive message
Jesus christ
have a nice day you brownoid marxists
9 months ago
Anonymous
I'm why and in shape. Not everyone is paranoid and spends all their waking life sitting infront of a computer SCREAMING about the Barbie movie. Learn to have fun for once in your lives
9 months ago
Anonymous
I'm white*
>inb4 HAHAHAHA HE MISSTYPED HE IS A BROWNOID
9 months ago
Anonymous
What is it with shitskins and having "le having fun"?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Nta but that's kinda stupid. Chill out for frick's sake.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Literally get a girlfriend homosexual, and have fun without seething
But the narrative here has been the same since Gerwig was announced to direct
It's woke trash and the only ones saying it wasn't are people like you pretending to be other people(thanks Cinemaphile x :^) ) saying it totally isn't woke guys!
You're biased bro, you were more invested and likely to notice people saying it'd flop. Most people were saying it would do well because it's Barbie and women/girls love that shit lmao.
Now this is some reddit level cope.
Every post on this board was about how Barbie was going to be great because Ryan was in it and that Oppenheimer was going to suck because it was a Nolan film
Really you are either gaslighting or Reddit Troll. Just frick off with this bull shit
EVERYONE on this board was hyped for Barbie after the first trailer
Literally nobody thought this movie was going to flop, regardless of wokeness. Perhaps they thought word of mouth might have an impact on the magnitude of drop offs, but that's it.
The memes, marketing, cast, and even playlist was too much to fail.
I thought it might have a hard time breaking even with such a ridiculously big marketing campaign
I also overestimated word-of-mouth and underrestimated cognitive dissonance
Normies cannot comprehend the idea that a movie with such an a-list cast could be wokeshit
>The memes, marketing, cast, and even playlist was too much to fail.
Really? That's why it was too much to fail? Not the fact that Barbie is one of the most successful IP's in human history?
That mooted Amy Schumer version of the Barbie movie would have done far more poorly. The gradual hype for this one has been clever, and even the Barbenhiemer 'rivalry' likely helped the box office gross for both films.
>and even the Barbenhiemer 'rivalry' likely helped the box office gross for both films.
I don't get why Nolan didn't just tell them to frick off with their feminist bs these two movies don't go together at all
9 months ago
Anonymous
He didn't really have any say in it. Warner Bros moved Barbie to the same date out of passive aggression because he'd left them.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Any publicity is good publicity, no? It was probably mutually beneficial.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Actually they're almost the same movie. They both deconstruct western creation myths and have the same message. Just from two different perspectives while tackling opposite sides of the duality of man.
9 months ago
Anonymous
This is a great look at it. Oppenheimer is the story of American Exceptionalism after WW2 when we had to convince the world the Soviet Union was actually the bad guys despite the fact they were our greatest ally for a time, and Barbie is the story of Modern Exceptionalism where it tries to convince the world men are the bad guys despite the fact Barbie relies on Ken as much as Ken relies on her.
I'm sure the anti Barbie reasons are all autistic reasons about feminism and woke shit. Like it isn't a movie about Barbie and hollwood movies don't always end with girls winning. (they always have). The movie was funny and the set was great. Only thing I hated was that speech, solid 7/10 movie.
Or maybe it's because it's a lame hollywood adaptation of a toy line?
It's like being proud michael bay transformers made a billion. Like who gives a frick?
Nah, Cinemaphile is a Nolan board and always has been. The Barbenheimer meme came from here because anons were scared Oppenheimer would flop so they memed it as a double feature with Barbie.
Cinemaphile is also a Goose board and always has been. Officially, we were pro Barbenheimer because we love Nolan and Goose and couldn't pick a side between the two
You don’t need to respond at all unless it’s praise.
It was a good movie. Kinda cool that it’s turning into women’s Black Panther. That’s what the major studios were after all along.
I think it had one of the most successful marketing campaigns ever and was blessed that people ran with with and effectively started marketing it themselves and making it into an informal double feature with Oppenheimer.
Probably cuz Mario was the highest grossing film this year
ur a homosexual if u like this slop plz vid rel
Yet there’s more people that like Barbie than dislike barbie. You are the broken definitional homosexual. The fact you have that gif saved shows how brain broken you are. Trannies living in your head rent free? What else is? Who the frick are you? Some basement dwelling incel? Some loser? Some future school shooter? You are no body and literally you mean nothing. The only tiny iota of power you posses in saying moronic shit like this behind your screen on Cinemaphile. Enjoy it moron.
any self-respecting man would hate it
feminist women would love it
non-feminist women would just use it as an excuse to dress like a barbie (aka a prostitute)
>You are the broken definitional homosexual. The fact you have that gif saved shows how brain broken you are. Trannies living in your head rent free? What else is? Who the frick are you? Some basement dwelling incel? Some loser? Some future school shooter? You are no body and literally you mean nothing. The only tiny iota of power you posses in saying moronic shit like this behind your screen on Cinemaphile. Enjoy it moron.
One one hand Cinemaphile chuds got BTFO because an allegedly woke feminist movie is doing so well. On the other hand, it stars an attractive white blonde woman.
>how do we respond without sounding mad?
"Attractive White woman lead makes your movie a billion dollars. Stop trying to make stars out of ugly c**ts who look like they could work at the DMV."
wait, i thought she was mid? whats happening now? why do the goalposts move so much?
We are already living in a barbie world where men are made to suffer and women have their cake and eat it too. They just want to feel righteous in their endeavors to make it worse.
This movie is designed as a psyop to further the already existing divide between men and women and marginalize the crisis facing young incel men while emboldening women to start openly treating them like shit.
If you bring these problems up in open conversation as a man you will be laughed off for being so insecure and mediocre that you were angered by a movie about little girl's dolls, (see Ben Shapiro).
I really do wonder what it will take for you guys to stop clocking in at work and start shooting people. How much of this can you take before you say enough is enough?
Theres probably nothing that'll make any of you take a stand beyond coping with self improvement.
I will move to east europe and wait a few decades for all the white libtards to get killed by immigrant hordes
If wokeness is still around after that somehow I would be happy to help fight it
>wait a few decades for all the white libtards to get killed by immigrant hordes
Not only that. A civil war in America isn't a stretch at this point. WW3 is also a terrifying prospect. The collapse of the dollar, another great depression and so on. And well, Islam and China are going to take over at some point. This is just the beginning. The fall of an empire has never been an easy sight to see, to say the least.
So yeah, don't call it a grave, etc
>A civil war in America isn't a stretch at this point. WW3 is also a terrifying prospect
These will never happen all the "muh guns" larpers have proven time and time again they r huge pussies who will never do anything
America will just slowly get taken over by immigrants and white libtards will lose their influence
>muh dems vs repubs civil war
More like a globohomosexual proxy war fought on American soil. Red and Blue are just iterations of the same modern idea that spawned liberal democracies in the west. They both love globalist corporatism, the MIC, WEF, the UN, NATO, etc. The war would be against the (few?) Americans that still don't. Maybe it's already begun.
One one hand Cinemaphile chuds got BTFO because an allegedly woke feminist movie is doing so well. On the other hand, it stars an attractive white blonde woman.
>how do we respond without sounding mad?
"Attractive White woman lead makes your movie a billion dollars. Stop trying to make stars out of ugly c**ts who look like they could work at the DMV."
It's probably because i'm unimaginably autistic, but I actually thought the basic message ended up being fairly anti feminist, at least by modern standards.
It's not.
Every feminist wave has been a re-evaluation of prior feminist waves.
"Self"-critique among progressive movements is not even remotely new. The only ones who think that ideology should be unquestioned are right-wingers.
>The only ones who think that ideology should be unquestioned are right-wingers
Serious question: What's it like being so stupid, while simultaneously thinking that you're intelligent? Do you ever have a moment of clarity where you realize how hugely fricking moronic you are?
>Every feminist wave has been a re-evaluation of prior feminist waves.
This is true, just not in the way you think.
Initial Feminisim: >Women can do anything that men can do! They can work and create! They aren't just sex objects!!!
Feminism now >Woah, actually, working isn't really that fun. Sometimes it's hard and it's hard and it might be dangerous and you don't get endless praise and attention for doing it. Therefore, women who are strippers/camprostitutes/prostitutes are just as important as the men who do actual important work!!!!! Being a sex object deserves more respect than real work!!!!
>why do they still screech about the male gaze/objectification of women
It's a convenient excuse to attack men, while simultaneously denigrating male sexual behavior. That the whole thing is an exercise in hypocrisy doesn't faze them in the least.
Because women view unattractive men as subhuman and do everything in their power to lower their social status. It's how women have always exercised power because they can't compete physically. They can't just not be attracted to a man, they need to tell everyone they can how horrible he is, implying that women won't have sex with a man who associates with such a loser, so that men will ostracize him and he can be successfully oppressed.
How many rappers make videos with tons of women in thongs and tiny bikinis who are blatantly being objectified? Do women complain about them? Nope, because they're portrayed as rich and high status. If anything their fans are primarily women. 99.99% of women would frick Hitler if he were still in power and they thought they could get his money. But then you see a woman who shows a slight amount of cleavage in a video game or comic book, and THAT's somehow sexist. Because when they think of rappers, they think of rich people. When they think of people who listen to that shit, they think of Chad. When they think of comics or video games, they think of ugly men. Women know they'll frick whoever has the money, so it's important to manipulate the social status of men so that only chads achieve such status. Now that comics and video games and anime are becoming more mainstream, we can see hordes of women pretending they were always fans of those things despite the obvious fact that literally the only reason any of those things have a social stigma is because women thought the men who liked them were ugly.
It's 100% about controlling the social status of men. They'll frick anyone with money or status, so they do everything in their power to oppress ugly men so they can never achieve it. If an ugly man is successful, women know they'll frick him because they're sociopaths who see romantic relationships as nothing but a means to steal. It really is that simple.
Not all of them do. Notably, Margot said in an interview for Barbie that she genuinely feels flattered people are attracted to her feet and is happy to show them off for them.
>"Self"-critique among progressive movement
No such thing exists. What you have is the blatant retconning of previous bad ideas in the name of new, more hip, yet equally bad ideas. See: intersectionality.
The movie is 90mins of greta getting all her stress out. Just modern woman bs. But its fine we get John Wick, Oppenheimer, they can have Barbie, Fifty Shades. We just need S craig zahler back for that right wing kino.
Normiecattle still don't know it's woke so the marketing campaign did its job perfectly >t. know several ppl who wanted to see it, all are antifeminist but had no clue it was woke as hell until I told them
It had a huge brand name behind it so since most ppl r mindless consoomers it was too big to fail
I honestly don't trust the numbers either it was 850m literally this morning then magically jumps up to over 1B prob some frickery with how they count international sales
I am mad that it did well since I knew it would be woke shit from the beginning
However most normiecattle couldn't tell cuz the marketing omitted it and they refused to believe a movie with an attractive male and female lead could posssibly be more woke than ghostbusters 2016
Female black panther was just wonder woman
Black Panther didn't talk about racism the way barbie talks about nonexistent patriarchy (or maybe it did idk haven't seen either)
No need. I watched it, enjoyed it (with a few eye rolls included) - anything with Gosling stealing the show like this has merit. The unintentional messaging is rather amusing.
>Go woke go broke, it's going to flop >Okay it won't flop but critics will hate it >Okay critics love it but audiences will hate it >Okay audiences love it but it won't break even >Okay it'll break even but it won't make money >Okay it'll make money but it won't make a lot >Okay it'll make a lot but it won't hit a billion >Okay it'll hit a billion but it won't get any nominations > ( ^ YOU ARE HERE ^ ) >Okay it got a lot of nominations but it won't win anything >Okay it swept the Oscars and the Golden Globes but I STILL HATE IT
>>Okay it got a lot of nominations but it won't win anything >>Okay it swept the Oscars and the Golden Globes but I STILL HATE IT
ofc it'll get nominations moron anything that's woke will get nominations
altho maybe the cast wasn't diverse enough
>Barbie is basically Transformers for chicks.
Regardless of what you think of the movie, this is factually incorrect. They are two completely different movies.
Same shit. Both are based on toys and are supposed to appeal audience that grew on these. Since Transformers are mostly boys oriented they have to be full of explosions and fights. Barbie is aiming at girls so needs to do shit girls like.
Same fricking toy based commercial shit. Except Transformers had like few movies to hit 1b and nobody gives a shit.
Haven't seen both because I don't care about toys anymore.
Feminism doesn't appeal boys so why would transformers fight that? Both are toy based shit where they appeal to audience that grew on said toys by doing something that appeals to grown up audience.
That would be ok except hollywood has global hegemony over entertainment so they get to shit up the entire world with their woke crap not just the west
>hollywood has global hegemony
Not over them it seems
9 months ago
Anonymous
You think these guys don't go to movies?
Their hijabi wives are dragging them out to see Barbie too. And they relate to Goose too.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Their hijabi wives are dragging them out to see Barbie
Yeah, probably little Mahasen is doing her part too.
Stop it. They don't share your western values, let alone your modern sensibilities. Europe's just starting to realize this. A dumb feminist movie is not gonna change that.
Probably many ISIS headchoppers can recognize and sing some tunes from the top 40, but they'd still behead you given the chance.
tl;dr: hard geopolitics >>>>>> soft power
9 months ago
Anonymous
That much be a Europe thing, the Muslims here are mostly peaceful and law-abiding. There's terrorist attacks and hate crimes a few commit, but there's no widespread robberies, gropings, and rapes like there is in Europe.
And enough time has passed since 9/11 and the culture wars have intensified enough that the religious ones are now back to voting Republican as a matter of course.
9 months ago
Anonymous
*That must be a Europe thing
9 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah I was talking about the west in general, and Europe in particular. But sooner or later the US will face existential threats too.
In a nutshell, at the end of the day, the group with the *stronger males will take over. That's how always has been. If that group happens to despise America and American values, well, then America is doomed.
Just remember this, women's rights are given to them by men, and that's not going to change, ever, regardless of who wins in the end.
(*the group with the stronger males, meaning the group with better ideas and beliefs regarding masculinity, favoring traits like leadership, competitiveness, etc. This is a war that homosexuals, soiboys and women can't win)
9 months ago
Anonymous
So what you're saying is the gun nuts, the veterans, the chuds, the gym rats, the cops, the wise guys... all the big tough well armed people will take over from the godless neocons and neoliberals?
Sounds good to me, and I suppose women will like it too, as they'll all be married of to be part of the alphas' harems.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>people will take over from the godless neocons and neoliberals?
Well that sounds a tad antisemitic but yes
I hate nolancucks, so I'm happy this shit is selling well while nolancucks needed to use the barbiehaimer meme to be relevant, even are trying to force the woke and antiwoke crap to be relevant. Those pathetic cucks and his hack need to be grateful with Satoshi Kon and anime.
You are missing the most important part: a cheap run of the mill movie made a billion dollars, it's a societal shift in where money is coming from and where it's going. Women are the main demographic for most products and media now. I'm not seeing Barbie but I'm waiting to see Oppenheimer in Imax. I know I wont like it but I have to see it for the spectacle.
This is true every woman on the planet prob owned a barbie doll as a kid so the target audience was beyond massive
Also the moronic manchildren that also decided to see it for some fricking reason
>shit can be explosive sometimes
no need to respond
>the advertisers did a brilliant job leaving out all the woke shit >strikes shutdown all the moronic woke talk from the actors >so incompetently shot the woke message is muddled >gooose is so likeable its not 100% crap
even my GF said it suck shit but said her only options were 2020s bull dyke girl bosses that are build like fridges or feminine barbie and she thought they look cute
I hope this bomba, but after Barbie I think it will be a hit maybe not a billion but it will make money. Cinemaphile hates brie even though pre cap marvel everyone here loved her. I still remember all the scott pilgrim threads.
It's pretty concerning. There was straight up Cinemaphile humor at some points. I think Greta just assumed people would appreciate multiple layers of irony instead of just seeing the slice that reinforces their world view.
Next big movie to come out with content I don’t support I’m quitting my job to shitpost full time. Or find a way to monetize YouTube videos where I just rehash other people whining about on 4speddit
Not only that but it had a trans woman and there were no censorship moves taken. It's over for chuds, even Islamic strongholds like Saudi Arabia are modernizing
I've not seen it, and I haven't kept up with Cinemaphile lore, why should I be mad, exactly? What the hell is the problem with this movie? Did the lead actress take a picture with a black dude or something
>main character is literally the center of the universe >gets brainwashed into believing she's muh oppressed
Nothing, it's a woman movie for women so I don't care.
Typical projection, as expected of somebody who didn't know shit in the first place. Did you look up how much the movies I mentioned made, utter moron?
>WHY WON'T YOU FIGHT MY CULTURE WAR?
Piss-brains think I care about their culture war bugbears. I don't. The movies were fun and they didn't fail. End of story.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I asked basic facts about disputing how the last Mission Impossible and Fast & Furious movie did way less money compared to the biggest movies out this year, and I only got absolutely useless wienerroach posts. Hope you're proud by the time those movies don't make a billion dollar this year, morons.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>I asked basic facts
No you didn't, you said some non-sequitur about three people with literally nothing to do with each other, I asked what the frick Vin Diesal and Tom Cruise did to 'lose' this year, and you went on some gay culture war rant about the successful movies not making "Enough" money by your standards.
Grow up. This is sad behavior. Even if you're pretending to be a moron not even you can believe 'Well it didn't make a billions so they lost', they're successful actors and you're a loser in your mother's basement.
9 months ago
Anonymous
No I initially said Cruise and Diesel lost great, blind idiot. Look up my post and link it if you dare. Post their box office receipts next this year. Their franchises lost to Barbenheimer big time, and can you guess what this thread is about?
9 months ago
Anonymous
>No I initially said Cruise and Diesel lost great,
Ok but I can scroll up and see you wrote: >This thread sounds like the reason Trump, Cruise and Van Diesel lost this year.
what do these three people even have in common besides being people who live rent-free in your empty little head?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Link the box office receipts Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning and Fast X have had, did you notice Barbie has mogged them long ago? Or what did you think we were talking about? This is a Barbie thread.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Link the box office receipts Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning and Fast X have had, did you notice Barbie has mogged them long ago? >mogged
I don't drink motor oil so I didn't realize there was a 'race' going on. Is there a place this race was mentioned besides the voices in your head?
9 months ago
Anonymous
>You care
No I don't. I literally didn't know what the gross of Mission Impossible or Fast and Furious was until I just looked it up. It never occurred to me to look it up because it did not affect my enjoyment of the movie.
>you can watch and love whatever you want even if it doesn't make a lot more money than what currently makes a billion dollars outside of a basement.
But that's not what you're doing, you outright said [...] which is some intense corporate dicksucking about earnings like anyone but you gives a frick.
Literally everyone reading your posts thinks you're just projecting.
please stop feeding the mentally ill schizo. it's clear he's taken screaming at the titanic to sink as some kind of sport instead of watching movies.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I just find it interesting. Who in their right mind sees two movies, both made profits, both had good reviews F&F's weird acting notwithstanding, and both were enjoyable- but then try to pretend they 'lost' because another movie in a different genre did better?
I see this attitude a lot, the NEED to like something only if it's 'successful' enough. I just want to understand it. It's extremely common now on Cinemaphile to only like something because it made money, not even beacuse it's good or not (Mario had this problem in spades)
9 months ago
Anonymous
it's 'hypebeast' culture. you would understand it if you watched zoomer twitch streamers who think popular is the epitome of good
i seriously hope you homosexuals don't do it for free.
of course they do it for free.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>YOUR MOVIE DIDN'T MAKE ENOUGH MONEY THEREFORE I WIN, USELESS wienerROACH. YOU'RE NOT WORSHIPING THE MOST VALUABLE BRAND
lord help me i pray that I never become as much of a fricking moron as you are being right now. literally simping for a corporate brand because you think it's more 'successful'.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Okay so they weren't failures, at all. They were actually successful movies. Thanks for admitting it and wasting our time.
9 months ago
Anonymous
How much did Mission Impossible made worldwide compared to its budget? You're an easy target joke.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Who cares? It was fun and it made money so we'll probably see another.
God this corporate cheerleading is such sad shit behavior. Why should I care how much a movie I liked made? Does the amount of money it made translate to quality?
9 months ago
Anonymous
You care, you can watch and love whatever you want even if it doesn't make a lot more money than what currently makes a billion dollars outside of a basement. Did you miss what the OP was about? It was making fun of people getting antsy or downright angry about a Barbie movie making a lot more money than whatever. LOL. Could be a R-rated experiment movie in a decade or so.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>You care
No I don't. I literally didn't know what the gross of Mission Impossible or Fast and Furious was until I just looked it up. It never occurred to me to look it up because it did not affect my enjoyment of the movie.
>you can watch and love whatever you want even if it doesn't make a lot more money than what currently makes a billion dollars outside of a basement.
But that's not what you're doing, you outright said
I asked basic facts about disputing how the last Mission Impossible and Fast & Furious movie did way less money compared to the biggest movies out this year, and I only got absolutely useless wienerroach posts. Hope you're proud by the time those movies don't make a billion dollar this year, morons.
which is some intense corporate dicksucking about earnings like anyone but you gives a frick.
Literally everyone reading your posts thinks you're just projecting.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Is ignorance really bliss when attacking a Barbillion movie?
>Did you miss what the OP was about?
how does barbie making a billion mean vin diesal and tom cruise "lost"?
oh wait I'm arguing with a moron, carry on.
Everybody is already talking all over you, but all right just to start easy post each of all of those movies budgets. One by one.
>Link the box office receipts Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning and Fast X have had, did you notice Barbie has mogged them long ago? >mogged
I don't drink motor oil so I didn't realize there was a 'race' going on. Is there a place this race was mentioned besides the voices in your head?
There was never a race because it was all already won, lol. That's what you moron can'r realize.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Is ignorance really bliss when attacking a Barbillion movie?
Okay you have to tell us right now how Fast and Furious and Mission impossible are 'Attacks' on the barbie movie.
Stop this whole entire thread
Everyone shut up
Until this moron explains in plain terms how these two movies 'Attacked' Barbie or even how these fanbases interacted with the movie at all
9 months ago
Anonymous
@188472843 >thinks they're in competition
ok schizo take meds.
stop fricking replying
9 months ago
Anonymous
I merely asked about grosses to start easy. But just math is too hard for your guys. Were you grown in a barn?
9 months ago
Anonymous
No, answer my question first. How are Fast and Furious and Mission impossible are 'Attacks' on the barbie movie.
You said they were attacking it. So either quantify how the movies are attacks or you just lost the argument via your schizo delusion that inanimate objects are fighting.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I was mocking you, if you weren't aware from the fact and asked you for (and you never provided) for box office facts to prove how your movies were shit compared to Barbie. This is a box office Barbie thread, in case you forgot in the mist of your own indifference and ignorance.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>I was mocking you
By saying something completely moronic? That's just saying something completely moronic. You're acting as if these movies attacked the barbie movie and they haven't. They're just other movies that exist. Then you go on about box office stats but who is arguing about the box office? These two movies did just fine there. Nobody is measuring total profit except for you.
9 months ago
Anonymous
The OP is literally about Barbie making a billion in box office which results in discussing what that means for the industry. You're moronic.
9 months ago
Anonymous
The OP didn't mention Tom Cruise or Vin Diesel at all.
ctrl+f cruise >it's just your post at the front of it
have you considered medication for your crippling hallucinations?
9 months ago
Anonymous
It was as example of movies that DIDN'T make a billion even if their franchises did it previously or were at least up there.
Do you need a crayon drawing of it?
9 months ago
Anonymous
>It was as example of movies that DIDN'T make a billion even if their franchises did it previously or were at least up there.
You said they 'lost', but they didn't 'lose'. They weren't even in competition.
Are we done with you showcasing that you are a low-IQ chimpoid? You made up an epic battle purely in your head.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>You said they 'lost', but they didn't 'lose'. They weren't even in competition.
I asked for box office figures to dispute what I was talking about in the first place, but I'll take your post as enough concession. Not that it's required.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>I asked for box office figures
I asked for proof they were in competition and you didn't give me that either.
So we're done and you lose. Thanks for playing. Please get the mental help you desperately need.
9 months ago
Anonymous
If you tell me Fast and Furious and Mission Impossible aren't in competition to be the biggest movies of any given year you're as much of a moron I suspected of missing my initial post.
And because nobody here will even tentatively post where those movies will land in the Top 10 ranking of the year, since this is a box office thread (who gives a frick what you like more), then, frick your feelings.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>If you tell me Fast and Furious and Mission Impossible aren't in competition to be the biggest movies of any given year
ok so now he's just imagined not just a corporate war but also a mission statement neither of the movies directors, producers, or marketers have ever said
i think we've thoroughly proved you're a schizo at this point. you've imagined entire box offices wars that aren't real, disintegrating studios that never happened, and actor careers ending when they're as healthy as ever. All to show loyalty to a movie about little girls toys.
I'm actually embarrassed that you are alive on this planet and you post on this board.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Nah you just missed the point of the thread entirely, not only you can't look up box office figures for shit like an engaged human, but missed the point about how this was about box office, not personal enjoyment. Not that most people liked this movie. The billion dollar people who contributed to this movie won't care about you tomorrow and don't care about you now when you didn't even get the initial point.
because no one asked and no one cares.
nobody except you thinks mission impossible is competing with the barbie movie you actual schizophrenic.
You care and I ask again and I get no response and you will probably still respond with non-answers.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Nobody is arguing box office figures except you. You're it. You're the desperate incel who wants to make this about movie revenue about two other movies that made a profit and Donald Trump because he lives rent-free in your head.
9 months ago
Anonymous
OP is literally mocking the idea of not thinking Barbie would reach a billion. You guys just let that fact rent a head space big enough to argue about all other movies that didn't make a billion like Barbie.
LOL.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>OP is literally mocking the idea of not thinking Barbie would reach a billion.
you literally made this about mission impossible and fast and furious completely unprompted.
also donald trump because of course you obsess about him. you're the picture perfect kalemale who obsesses over petty shit constantly. see
>Trump got indicted again >Pence is testifying against him >Rob DeSantis is tanking >Barbie made 1 billion >Super Mario Bros movie was a hit >Across the Spider-Verse was a hit >Baldur’s Gate 3 was a hit
Why do rightoids always lose? Lmao
9 months ago
Anonymous
Trump isn't even a movie lol.
You can remove that mention if you want. Just the other movies already fricked over simple box office figure confirmations of how big Barbie is in this year.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>You can remove that mention if you want
Why should I? It paints the perfect picture of someone who is so tortured by boogiemen that they lump all of them together in their posts of non-sequiturs in their desperate attempt at feeling like they're 'beating' the other side.
But there is no other side here
You like a movie that made huge bucks (actually I don't even know if you like it or not. you haven't talked about the movie itself at all) and I like two smaller movies that made lesser bucks. and yet I still ask: who cares?
9 months ago
Anonymous
>I don't even know if you like it or not. you haven't talked about the movie itself at all)
Are you getting it yet?
It doesn't matter a frick what you like compared to a Barbie movie making a billion bucks but what actually is succeeding overall, and nobody even attempted to give box office figures for the other bigger movies of the year. Goes to show everyone is going in blind here about what they like.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I merely asked about grosses to start easy. But just math is too hard for your guys. Were you grown in a barn?
>if my corporate slop makes more profit, I win!!!!!! >no i'm not paid to do this, why are you asking?
9 months ago
Anonymous
>There was never a race
theres only one race the human race and Black folk
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Everybody is already talking all over you
mostly everyone is talking about how sad and pathetic it is you thought to compare these movies at all.
literally no one anywhere, not the directors, not the actors, not the marketers, not even any of the fanbase has said these movies are in competition with barbie
but you did
so is this just a genius idea only you came up with or is it a fricking moronic idea too stupid for anyone to consider?
9 months ago
Anonymous
>mostly everyone is talking about how sad and pathetic it is you thought to compare these movies at all.
The industry is already talking notice about how Barbie is the phenomenon of the year, which means box office which means above other blockbusters out this year. I asked the brain eunuchs in this thread about comparing other blockbusters to Barbie and they couldn't name a single figure. That's how pathetic this discussion is. Barbie shuts down even attempts to challenge that movie.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>The industry is already talking notice
but nobody is taking notice, literally nobody has said this except you right now in this thread.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Every media outlet is reporting one way or another about Barbie making a billion dollars, every grifter from Ben Shapiro had talked for over an hour about the movie, and even you're just now pouting your own mad.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Every media outlet is reporting one way or another about Barbie making a billion dollars
literally none of them said a thing about this 'owning' Vin Diesel or Tom Cruise, though. YOU did. have a nice day.
9 months ago
Anonymous
You're blind and a bad baiter then, a lot of box office discourse was about how many sequels failed compared to Barbenheimer.
And if you didn't get it fricks, Barbie made a billion like posted in the OP and whatever movie you throw at me didn't make a billion. You're the dishonest off-topic frickers.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>You're blind and a bad baiter then, a lot of box office discourse was about how many sequels failed compared to Barbenheimer.
Post some that mention Fast and Furious and also Mission Impossible as abject failures.
I'll wait and not hear anything back because you're full of shit, moron.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I didn't even say abject failures lol.
Keep digging that hole, to... what? talk bad about a billion dollar movie?
9 months ago
Anonymous
>I didn't even say abject failures lol.
Who will tell this moron? I already was so validated I won't waste my knowledge.
This thread sounds like the reason Trump, Cruise and Van Diesel lost this year.
Tell me next who would cope the best about it.
>This thread sounds like the reason Trump, Cruise and Van Diesel lost this year. >Who will tell this moron? I already was so validated I won't waste my knowledge.
Those goalposts, they do be movin'.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Not even a single Mission Impossible box office figure posted in this thread so far.
9 months ago
Anonymous
because no one asked and no one cares.
nobody except you thinks mission impossible is competing with the barbie movie you actual schizophrenic.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Why don't you go back to these places, then? It's clear you would be far happier 'dunking' on other movies because they didn't make a billion, so go back there and do that. Here you just look utterly insane, simping for a movie because it made rich israeli pedophiles a ton of money and not actually arguing if it's any good or not.
9 months ago
Anonymous
People already do this here in addition to point out if a movie like Barbie did a billion this year and almost everything else didn't, so I think everything's happening the same.
9 months ago
Anonymous
It just means the internet is becoming flooded with more mentally deranged people. People who seriously stake their self-worth to the success of a movie they have no part in.
buying a movie ticket isn't an invitation to a secret club
9 months ago
Anonymous
ok I'm going to bed because I'm actually convinced you're legitimately mentally ill to think Barbie 'shut down' either of the two movies. Like somehow they prevented theaters from running them or something.
Literally you're making up a war that exists purely in your mind. You are mentally ill.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Frick your bed, those other movies can still be watched by anybody who wants to watch them, but Barbie drawed more audiences despite anything you wanted to tell me here, and that will continue to be the case.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Frick your bed, those other movies can still be watched by anybody who wants to watch them
So it didn't 'own' them. It didn't push them out at all, really. They were never in competition, by your own admission.
Great. Concession accepted. I'm glad we could work out how fricking moronic it is for you to put this much care into the profits of summer slop.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Did you miss what the OP was about?
how does barbie making a billion mean vin diesal and tom cruise "lost"?
oh wait I'm arguing with a moron, carry on.
9 months ago
Anonymous
No I initially said Cruise and Diesel lost great, blind idiot. Look up my post and link it if you dare. Post their box office receipts next this year. Their franchises lost to Barbenheimer big time, and can you guess what this thread is about?
see
>YOUR MOVIE DIDN'T MAKE ENOUGH MONEY THEREFORE I WIN, USELESS wienerROACH. YOU'RE NOT WORSHIPING THE MOST VALUABLE BRAND
lord help me i pray that I never become as much of a fricking moron as you are being right now. literally simping for a corporate brand because you think it's more 'successful'.
i genuinely hope this kind of mental illness dies out with your generation. lemme know when you see a penny of that barbie money, zoomzoom
>Projecting moron start shouting 'projection'
And that's a /thread from me. We've covered all possible forms of moronation with that final, sad little whimper.
>Movies made profit >oh but they didn't make $1000 milllion like the movie I've staked my entire existence to like I'm a cultist one sip away from drinking arsenic kool-aid. so they're failures
what went wrong in your life to come out such a broken, defeated husk of a moron?
I didn't rape them, I wouldn't really want to. Neither of them is sexy and one of them is a pronoun person. Not that I give a shit, I misgender her constantly and she's still my friend. lol.
The budweiser shit doesn't even make sense because I imagine the overlap of people who would watch a toy-line movie made for women who never grew up past 12 and beer-drinkers in rust belt country must be extremely limited.
Literally just making up words, not even attempting to make them compatible with each other or convey rational thought. It's like watching an ape learn to mumble to get a banana.
Literally no one envies you for pretending to be moronic. We're all aware you're not pretending.
9 months ago
Anonymous
We're all aware you're mad as shit over a doll movie, keep giving me the (You)s chudcel lmao
MIGAtrannies can't stop losing
9 months ago
Anonymous
>i got (you) i win
i'm just wondering what went wrong in your sad, moronic life that you think this kind of attention is in any way fulfilling. are you four years old? acting like a moron because getting punished is the only attention you ever get is broken household behavior.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>trying to get some sort of moral high ground on a discussion why you're mad as shit over a barbie movie
Top shelf kek
Trump lost btw
9 months ago
Anonymous
what moral high ground? you think getting a reply is some kind of win because your parents didn't love you or something. i'm just pointing out how fricking sad that is.
9 months ago
Anonymous
And I'm collecting (You)s from trannies mad about the Barbie Movie. Cope harder lmao
9 months ago
Anonymous
and i'm just wondering what went wrong in your sad, moronic life that you think this kind of attention is in any way fulfilling. acting like a moron because getting punished is the only attention you ever get is broken household behavior.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Oh wow, are you going to print all the posts out and hang them on your wall?
Why would any man give a shit about how much money it makes? The damage to this generation has already been done since I see men past 20 going to see this and they look like grown children, like their development has been fricked to high hell from all the inaction and consuming. It's a pretty futile fight. Honestly? They deserve every bit of the miserable future they've agreed to be subjected to.
Legitimately I think zoomers can only contemplate how good something is with how successful it is. They lack the mental facilities to quantify movies on a personal or objective basis. They live in a world of meta so deeply entrenched that they can only experience it through meta like gross earnings on a movie or if someone said it was woke or broke.
the left: we must end capitalism for the good of mankind
also the left: YOU LOST BECAUSE *MY* HOLLYWOOD MOVIE MADE BY <giant toy company> PASSED A BILLION YAAAS SLAAAY
what is the culture war at this point? it just looks like a group of useless simpletons trying to argue the moral superiority of faceless hollywood pedophiles because they make money.
isn't this, 1:1, exactly what right-wing chudpublicans were arguing all along? that money = more correct? Aren't YOU supposed to be the ones arguing capital is the enemy of mankind?
>Trump got indicted again >Pence is testifying against him >Rob DeSantis is tanking >Barbie made 1 billion >Super Mario Bros movie was a hit >Across the Spider-Verse was a hit >Baldur’s Gate 3 was a hit
Why do rightoids always lose? Lmao
>My corporate prostitutes are beating YOUR corporate prostitutes
good for you, I guess? you still haven't seen a penny from any of it and you never will.
I see you've gone and made ANOTHER thread now that this one is autosaging and you still need to shitpost about numbers nobody asked for like a schizo
[...]
Nah you just missed the point of the thread entirely, not only you can't look up box office figures for shit like an engaged human, but missed the point about how this was about box office, not personal enjoyment. Not that most people liked this movie. The billion dollar people who contributed to this movie won't care about you tomorrow and don't care about you now when you didn't even get the initial point.
[...]
You care and I ask again and I get no response and you will probably still respond with non-answers.
Is this literally what you've been doing the last week? Seething and moaning about /misc/ while making thread after thread about how much your corporate masters made in profits?
Ignore it, the movie was made for women and girls, so why would you have even seen it? This may be better, you'll get guy movies for guys and women movies for women. No need to appeal to everyone.
>implying you can get to 1B only with women
Most of Cinemaphile has seen this movie, champ.
Why would a guy go to see a Barbie movie? What is wrong with you guys?
They went with their woman.
Sorry you don’t have one.
my gf isn’t a feminist. sorry bro that sucks you won’t get blowjobs lol
do you not have a girlfriend anon
on gopro footage, I'm not paying money for this shit
>gopro footage
Too sophisticated. In cases like this greentext summaries and a few webms are more than enough to know what's up. That's how I consume american media now. I only watch like 4 or 5 movies a year. I'm pretty sure I'm not missing anything of importance.
>Ignore it, the movie was made for women and girls, so why would you have even seen it?
This. The entire reason woke bullshit is a problem is because they just lazily steal shit. They steal, blackwash white characters, shoehorn in le-strong epic women who immediately destroy established beloved male characters.
Barbie is for fricking girls. No fricking shit it's got that bullshit in it. It's a step in the right direction. You want to make your "Girl power!!" or "le epic Black person" stories? Then fricking make them yourselves. This is probably the first time in the past two decades they've made something like this without stealing something made by brilliant straight white men who earned their praise.
Far fewer people would have problem with blacks, gays, and women in movies if they actually just created something the way white men do. Instead all they do is steal. Barbie is a step in the right direction.
It was refreshing.
>Ignore it,
Thats not going to happen you seething chud
Why can't you ignore the movie? Is it almost because ... you are the seething one?
>small dick energy
>only women and girls watch it
Still 1 bil is a 1 bil. You are just coping
>Ignore it
That doesn't accomplish OP's request.
Well at least SOMEBODY is making money at the box office for once! This year had more bombs than Saudi Arabia
>This year funded more bombs than Saudi Arabia
ftfy
Cinemaphile was a pro-barbie board from the start
It's been so funny to watch how the narrative has shifted over time here
First it was
>this is woke garbage it's going to flop so hard!
Then when it made $300 million in it's opening weekend it was
>Yeah, but nobody liked it- there's going to be a HUGE drop off week to week, trust me bro
Then when it just wouldn't stop rocketing up and getting more and more ticket sales it's now turned into
>actually it's not really pro feminism if you think about it, and we liked it all along actually
Lmao its been hilarious to watch
I still don't like it and I'm standing my ground here no matter how many gorillions it makes
This. The movie is shit but they hid the woke parts in the marketing so the normie goycattle will watch it endlessly
I watched it and enjoyed it. Why are you people such freaks
kys cuckold
Cope homosexual learn to have fun and enjoy life
>just enjoy anti-male propaganda!
fricking moron goycattle
>it's anti male propaganda (despite having a positive message for a lot of men suffering out there) because... BECAUSE I AND BEN SHAPIRO SAID SO OKAY
it's propaganda cuz it's some midwit feminist femsplaining what she thinks male problems are and ofc including the obligatory message that altho men have issues women MUST HAVE MORE
>hey you fat loser you're fine the way you are! don't workout or improve yourself or your white community. just be docile, keep your legs together when sitting on the public transport in your walkable city after your beta session
>positive message
Jesus christ
have a nice day you brownoid marxists
I'm why and in shape. Not everyone is paranoid and spends all their waking life sitting infront of a computer SCREAMING about the Barbie movie. Learn to have fun for once in your lives
I'm white*
>inb4 HAHAHAHA HE MISSTYPED HE IS A BROWNOID
What is it with shitskins and having "le having fun"?
Nta but that's kinda stupid. Chill out for frick's sake.
Literally get a girlfriend homosexual, and have fun without seething
>I still don't like it and I'm standing my ground here no matter how many gorillions it makes
But the narrative here has been the same since Gerwig was announced to direct
It's woke trash and the only ones saying it wasn't are people like you pretending to be other people(thanks Cinemaphile x :^) ) saying it totally isn't woke guys!
You're biased bro, you were more invested and likely to notice people saying it'd flop. Most people were saying it would do well because it's Barbie and women/girls love that shit lmao.
Now this is some reddit level cope.
Every post on this board was about how Barbie was going to be great because Ryan was in it and that Oppenheimer was going to suck because it was a Nolan film
Really you are either gaslighting or Reddit Troll. Just frick off with this bull shit
EVERYONE on this board was hyped for Barbie after the first trailer
>Every post on this board was about how Barbie was going to be great because Ryan
By agp shitskins*
Autogynaphila?
Right-wingers just can't stand the fact that they're unpopular despite it being incredibly obvious, so they have to twist themselves into knots.
>Right-wingers just can't stand the fact that they're unpopular
Bro pre 2016 we all hated the left. Please lower your tone. Trump made everyone crazy.
And now everyone hates the chuds, and you lost harder than /qa/ lost against trannies lmao
Is that why you're still desperately trying to get our approval?
I'm trying to get (You)s from Cinemaphilechuds and it's going very well
Trump lost btw
so? we always win, redditchud
Literally nobody thought this movie was going to flop, regardless of wokeness. Perhaps they thought word of mouth might have an impact on the magnitude of drop offs, but that's it.
The memes, marketing, cast, and even playlist was too much to fail.
I thought it might have a hard time breaking even with such a ridiculously big marketing campaign
I also overestimated word-of-mouth and underrestimated cognitive dissonance
Normies cannot comprehend the idea that a movie with such an a-list cast could be wokeshit
>The memes, marketing, cast, and even playlist was too much to fail.
Really? That's why it was too much to fail? Not the fact that Barbie is one of the most successful IP's in human history?
That mooted Amy Schumer version of the Barbie movie would have done far more poorly. The gradual hype for this one has been clever, and even the Barbenhiemer 'rivalry' likely helped the box office gross for both films.
>and even the Barbenhiemer 'rivalry' likely helped the box office gross for both films.
I don't get why Nolan didn't just tell them to frick off with their feminist bs these two movies don't go together at all
He didn't really have any say in it. Warner Bros moved Barbie to the same date out of passive aggression because he'd left them.
Any publicity is good publicity, no? It was probably mutually beneficial.
Actually they're almost the same movie. They both deconstruct western creation myths and have the same message. Just from two different perspectives while tackling opposite sides of the duality of man.
This is a great look at it. Oppenheimer is the story of American Exceptionalism after WW2 when we had to convince the world the Soviet Union was actually the bad guys despite the fact they were our greatest ally for a time, and Barbie is the story of Modern Exceptionalism where it tries to convince the world men are the bad guys despite the fact Barbie relies on Ken as much as Ken relies on her.
I hope you realize Ben Shapiro doesnt represent all of us
they've moved on to turtles now.
schizophrenic
>all these backpedalling Ben Shapiro Cinemaphilechuds in the replies
lol
lmao even
I'm sure the anti Barbie reasons are all autistic reasons about feminism and woke shit. Like it isn't a movie about Barbie and hollwood movies don't always end with girls winning. (they always have). The movie was funny and the set was great. Only thing I hated was that speech, solid 7/10 movie.
>I MUST CONSOOOM
kys moron
wasted trips. you're in a board for the most media version of media to consoom. hypocrite
>he acc consooms these goyslop movies
ngmi homosexual
>canadian
You should apologize to him
Or maybe it's because it's a lame hollywood adaptation of a toy line?
It's like being proud michael bay transformers made a billion. Like who gives a frick?
this, also nobody was supposed to die from the vax, the invasion was not supposed to be over in 3 days and pol never supported trump
Nah, Cinemaphile is a Nolan board and always has been. The Barbenheimer meme came from here because anons were scared Oppenheimer would flop so they memed it as a double feature with Barbie.
>The Barbenheimer meme came from here
Lol no it didn't
that was shill shit from twitter you lying covid tourist
Cinemaphile is also a Goose board and always has been. Officially, we were pro Barbenheimer because we love Nolan and Goose and couldn't pick a side between the two
You weren't here for Drive and simping for him now because you're an npc that saw caps of old Cinemaphile won't change this fact, shitskin zoomie.
no, Cinemaphile was pro-goose
Congratulations for making a movie that makes the Patriarchy look awesome.
why be mad? Im guessing it was a good movie if you look past your chuddiness.
You don’t need to respond at all unless it’s praise.
It was a good movie. Kinda cool that it’s turning into women’s Black Panther. That’s what the major studios were after all along.
Women seeing a women's flick to regurgitate what they're been saying
Barbie is to women as Joker is to men
it would have made $2 billion if it wasn't so woke
stop making shill threads like this one.
OP and his kind are clearly newbies dude
this board is always wrong yet they're acting like it's something new thats never happened before
Well done. They obviously did something right.
I think it had one of the most successful marketing campaigns ever and was blessed that people ran with with and effectively started marketing it themselves and making it into an informal double feature with Oppenheimer.
We don't. I for one admit defeat in this particular case.
A girl invited me to see Barbie, movie is cool
why are brown people like this?
its all they have in their lives
projection. L.
I don’t get why some schizo has pitted Barbie and the Mario movie against each other?
Probably cuz Mario was the highest grossing film this year
Yet there’s more people that like Barbie than dislike barbie. You are the broken definitional homosexual. The fact you have that gif saved shows how brain broken you are. Trannies living in your head rent free? What else is? Who the frick are you? Some basement dwelling incel? Some loser? Some future school shooter? You are no body and literally you mean nothing. The only tiny iota of power you posses in saying moronic shit like this behind your screen on Cinemaphile. Enjoy it moron.
>there’s more people that like Barbie than dislike barbie
Uh oh did the Barbie plebs just admit they're capeshit and star wars sequel plebs too?
Most of the normalhomosexuals that watched it prob have a fairly neutral opinion except for feminists
again seethe and dilate troony
any self-respecting man would hate it
feminist women would love it
non-feminist women would just use it as an excuse to dress like a barbie (aka a prostitute)
>You are the broken definitional homosexual. The fact you have that gif saved shows how brain broken you are. Trannies living in your head rent free? What else is? Who the frick are you? Some basement dwelling incel? Some loser? Some future school shooter? You are no body and literally you mean nothing. The only tiny iota of power you posses in saying moronic shit like this behind your screen on Cinemaphile. Enjoy it moron.
I don't think the guy who made it takes it nearly as seriously as you seem to
Must be why he spams it in every single thread.
It was pretty funny to watch, It's like the room, unintentional masterpiece
I love how cuckservasharts think moral legitimacy comes from financial success.
Just a reminder op is a schizophrenic spamming these threads everyday and then samegayging himself with his phone
I can only wonder who the frick gets upset over Barbie if I don't.
facts and logic are not your strong point I guess
Ben Shapiro is widely recognized as a clown by both the left and right.
kek will the alt right ever stop eating their own?
Ben Sharpio is a zionist israelite who has denounced- the alt right and is a textbook neocon.
I can form my own opinions, I don't need to watch 43 minutes of a YouTube grifter to tell me what to think.
Remind them how much better it did than Elementals, Dial of Destiny, Flash, The Little Mermaid, and every other woke movie.
Tell them it's because an attractive, white woman is the star.
That way we might get some movies with attractive women.
wait, i thought she was mid? whats happening now? why do the goalposts move so much?
Continuing to not watch the movie?
We are already living in a barbie world where men are made to suffer and women have their cake and eat it too. They just want to feel righteous in their endeavors to make it worse.
This movie is designed as a psyop to further the already existing divide between men and women and marginalize the crisis facing young incel men while emboldening women to start openly treating them like shit.
If you bring these problems up in open conversation as a man you will be laughed off for being so insecure and mediocre that you were angered by a movie about little girl's dolls, (see Ben Shapiro).
I really do wonder what it will take for you guys to stop clocking in at work and start shooting people. How much of this can you take before you say enough is enough?
Theres probably nothing that'll make any of you take a stand beyond coping with self improvement.
You will die nameless, in obscurity.
I just want to live long enough to see the final stages of the collapse.
I will move to east europe and wait a few decades for all the white libtards to get killed by immigrant hordes
If wokeness is still around after that somehow I would be happy to help fight it
>wait a few decades for all the white libtards to get killed by immigrant hordes
Not only that. A civil war in America isn't a stretch at this point. WW3 is also a terrifying prospect. The collapse of the dollar, another great depression and so on. And well, Islam and China are going to take over at some point. This is just the beginning. The fall of an empire has never been an easy sight to see, to say the least.
So yeah, don't call it a grave, etc
>A civil war in America isn't a stretch at this point. WW3 is also a terrifying prospect
These will never happen all the "muh guns" larpers have proven time and time again they r huge pussies who will never do anything
America will just slowly get taken over by immigrants and white libtards will lose their influence
man I can't wait for 2024
A civil war in the USA means a socialist republic becomes the new world super power by default. Good job chuds.
>muh dems vs repubs civil war
>"Should the tax rate be 30 or 35 percent?"
>muh dems vs repubs civil war
More like a globohomosexual proxy war fought on American soil. Red and Blue are just iterations of the same modern idea that spawned liberal democracies in the west. They both love globalist corporatism, the MIC, WEF, the UN, NATO, etc. The war would be against the (few?) Americans that still don't. Maybe it's already begun.
One one hand Cinemaphile chuds got BTFO because an allegedly woke feminist movie is doing so well. On the other hand, it stars an attractive white blonde woman.
white = globohomo
kys troony
What?
>What?
>allegedly
>$1 billion is nothing in today's money, what with inflation and all!
>how do we respond without sounding mad?
"Attractive White woman lead makes your movie a billion dollars. Stop trying to make stars out of ugly c**ts who look like they could work at the DMV."
It's probably because i'm unimaginably autistic, but I actually thought the basic message ended up being fairly anti feminist, at least by modern standards.
It's not.
Every feminist wave has been a re-evaluation of prior feminist waves.
"Self"-critique among progressive movements is not even remotely new. The only ones who think that ideology should be unquestioned are right-wingers.
>The only ones who think that ideology should be unquestioned are right-wingers
Serious question: What's it like being so stupid, while simultaneously thinking that you're intelligent? Do you ever have a moment of clarity where you realize how hugely fricking moronic you are?
>Every feminist wave has been a re-evaluation of prior feminist waves.
This is true, just not in the way you think.
Initial Feminisim:
>Women can do anything that men can do! They can work and create! They aren't just sex objects!!!
Feminism now
>Woah, actually, working isn't really that fun. Sometimes it's hard and it's hard and it might be dangerous and you don't get endless praise and attention for doing it. Therefore, women who are strippers/camprostitutes/prostitutes are just as important as the men who do actual important work!!!!! Being a sex object deserves more respect than real work!!!!
If this is true why do they still screech about the male gaze/objectification of women
>why do they still screech about the male gaze/objectification of women
It's a convenient excuse to attack men, while simultaneously denigrating male sexual behavior. That the whole thing is an exercise in hypocrisy doesn't faze them in the least.
Because women view unattractive men as subhuman and do everything in their power to lower their social status. It's how women have always exercised power because they can't compete physically. They can't just not be attracted to a man, they need to tell everyone they can how horrible he is, implying that women won't have sex with a man who associates with such a loser, so that men will ostracize him and he can be successfully oppressed.
How many rappers make videos with tons of women in thongs and tiny bikinis who are blatantly being objectified? Do women complain about them? Nope, because they're portrayed as rich and high status. If anything their fans are primarily women. 99.99% of women would frick Hitler if he were still in power and they thought they could get his money. But then you see a woman who shows a slight amount of cleavage in a video game or comic book, and THAT's somehow sexist. Because when they think of rappers, they think of rich people. When they think of people who listen to that shit, they think of Chad. When they think of comics or video games, they think of ugly men. Women know they'll frick whoever has the money, so it's important to manipulate the social status of men so that only chads achieve such status. Now that comics and video games and anime are becoming more mainstream, we can see hordes of women pretending they were always fans of those things despite the obvious fact that literally the only reason any of those things have a social stigma is because women thought the men who liked them were ugly.
It's 100% about controlling the social status of men. They'll frick anyone with money or status, so they do everything in their power to oppress ugly men so they can never achieve it. If an ugly man is successful, women know they'll frick him because they're sociopaths who see romantic relationships as nothing but a means to steal. It really is that simple.
Not all of them do. Notably, Margot said in an interview for Barbie that she genuinely feels flattered people are attracted to her feet and is happy to show them off for them.
>"Self"-critique among progressive movement
No such thing exists. What you have is the blatant retconning of previous bad ideas in the name of new, more hip, yet equally bad ideas. See: intersectionality.
third and fourth wave feminism has been kinda moronic tbh
The movie is 90mins of greta getting all her stress out. Just modern woman bs. But its fine we get John Wick, Oppenheimer, they can have Barbie, Fifty Shades. We just need S craig zahler back for that right wing kino.
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I’m actually curious how they will follow it up.
Barbie is not on my list of must watch movies at the moment.
Normiecattle still don't know it's woke so the marketing campaign did its job perfectly
>t. know several ppl who wanted to see it, all are antifeminist but had no clue it was woke as hell until I told them
It had a huge brand name behind it so since most ppl r mindless consoomers it was too big to fail
I honestly don't trust the numbers either it was 850m literally this morning then magically jumps up to over 1B prob some frickery with how they count international sales
I'm not mad, Ken is literally me and an original movie is doing well.
>giving a shit about barbie
>giving a shit about a barbie movie
>giving a shit about a barbie movie's numbers
I don't care. Simple as.
I am mad that it did well since I knew it would be woke shit from the beginning
However most normiecattle couldn't tell cuz the marketing omitted it and they refused to believe a movie with an attractive male and female lead could posssibly be more woke than ghostbusters 2016
And I esp hate the consooming homosexuals here that watched it KNOWING it was woke just to complain
Guess what? U still gave them ur money moronss
>A bad movie with great PR
It's the female black panther
Female black panther was just wonder woman
Black Panther didn't talk about racism the way barbie talks about nonexistent patriarchy (or maybe it did idk haven't seen either)
No need. I watched it, enjoyed it (with a few eye rolls included) - anything with Gosling stealing the show like this has merit. The unintentional messaging is rather amusing.
Imagine being a grown man who watched the barbie movie
Luv me Gosling, simple as. It's also useful to see just how heavyhanded (and wrong) the preaching in the movie is firsthand.
>watches preachy movie to mock it
>still gives them money
moron
>watches this movie
>still doesn't understand the nuance
Many such cases for Cinemaphile
>blatant feminist propaganda
>nuance
Cope chuddie just admit you can't see the forest for the trees
Even the lego movie has more layers than your ESG woke shlock
Good. Frick Disney.
>Go woke go broke, it's going to flop
>Okay it won't flop but critics will hate it
>Okay critics love it but audiences will hate it
>Okay audiences love it but it won't break even
>Okay it'll break even but it won't make money
>Okay it'll make money but it won't make a lot
>Okay it'll make a lot but it won't hit a billion
>Okay it'll hit a billion but it won't get any nominations
> ( ^ YOU ARE HERE ^ )
>Okay it got a lot of nominations but it won't win anything
>Okay it swept the Oscars and the Golden Globes but I STILL HATE IT
>woke movie
>anyone on here thinking critics would hate that
Stop being an actual moron.
This doesn't make sense
Why are you posting like you're not part of this board?
>>Okay it got a lot of nominations but it won't win anything
>>Okay it swept the Oscars and the Golden Globes but I STILL HATE IT
ofc it'll get nominations moron anything that's woke will get nominations
altho maybe the cast wasn't diverse enough
Why would you be mad over this? It's not superhero and not from fricking Disney so who cares.
How do you respond to his fricking piece of shit, also based on popular toy line, making 1b in 2014? Barbie is basically Transformers for chicks.
>Barbie is basically Transformers for chicks.
Regardless of what you think of the movie, this is factually incorrect. They are two completely different movies.
Same shit. Both are based on toys and are supposed to appeal audience that grew on these. Since Transformers are mostly boys oriented they have to be full of explosions and fights. Barbie is aiming at girls so needs to do shit girls like.
Same fricking toy based commercial shit. Except Transformers had like few movies to hit 1b and nobody gives a shit.
Haven't seen both because I don't care about toys anymore.
except the transformers didn't fight against radical feminism or some shit which is what the equivalent would be
homosexual
Feminism doesn't appeal boys so why would transformers fight that? Both are toy based shit where they appeal to audience that grew on said toys by doing something that appeals to grown up audience.
antifeminism does
Andrew Tate and Elliot Rodger teaming up with the transformers to kill the evil barbies would be based af
>I LOVE BEING DISINGENUOUS PLEASE GIVE ME UPVOTES
You could congratulate Greta and all the folks that made this film for their success. That's what the frick you could do.
I hate them with every fiber of my being and hope they die
Sorry chud. She won.
for now
I'm glad. Every feminist victory here in the west is a step forward towards patriarchy's final form
Anyway, NMFP
That would be ok except hollywood has global hegemony over entertainment so they get to shit up the entire world with their woke crap not just the west
>hollywood has global hegemony
Not over them it seems
You think these guys don't go to movies?
Their hijabi wives are dragging them out to see Barbie too. And they relate to Goose too.
>Their hijabi wives are dragging them out to see Barbie
Yeah, probably little Mahasen is doing her part too.
Stop it. They don't share your western values, let alone your modern sensibilities. Europe's just starting to realize this. A dumb feminist movie is not gonna change that.
Probably many ISIS headchoppers can recognize and sing some tunes from the top 40, but they'd still behead you given the chance.
tl;dr: hard geopolitics >>>>>> soft power
That much be a Europe thing, the Muslims here are mostly peaceful and law-abiding. There's terrorist attacks and hate crimes a few commit, but there's no widespread robberies, gropings, and rapes like there is in Europe.
And enough time has passed since 9/11 and the culture wars have intensified enough that the religious ones are now back to voting Republican as a matter of course.
*That must be a Europe thing
Yeah I was talking about the west in general, and Europe in particular. But sooner or later the US will face existential threats too.
In a nutshell, at the end of the day, the group with the *stronger males will take over. That's how always has been. If that group happens to despise America and American values, well, then America is doomed.
Just remember this, women's rights are given to them by men, and that's not going to change, ever, regardless of who wins in the end.
(*the group with the stronger males, meaning the group with better ideas and beliefs regarding masculinity, favoring traits like leadership, competitiveness, etc. This is a war that homosexuals, soiboys and women can't win)
So what you're saying is the gun nuts, the veterans, the chuds, the gym rats, the cops, the wise guys... all the big tough well armed people will take over from the godless neocons and neoliberals?
Sounds good to me, and I suppose women will like it too, as they'll all be married of to be part of the alphas' harems.
>people will take over from the godless neocons and neoliberals?
Well that sounds a tad antisemitic but yes
>this
Greta and Margot genuinely deserve significant praise for this accomplishment, and I'm looking forward to their next projects.
I hate nolancucks, so I'm happy this shit is selling well while nolancucks needed to use the barbiehaimer meme to be relevant, even are trying to force the woke and antiwoke crap to be relevant. Those pathetic cucks and his hack need to be grateful with Satoshi Kon and anime.
You are missing the most important part: a cheap run of the mill movie made a billion dollars, it's a societal shift in where money is coming from and where it's going. Women are the main demographic for most products and media now. I'm not seeing Barbie but I'm waiting to see Oppenheimer in Imax. I know I wont like it but I have to see it for the spectacle.
This is true every woman on the planet prob owned a barbie doll as a kid so the target audience was beyond massive
Also the moronic manchildren that also decided to see it for some fricking reason
>now
You're almost 100 years late.
tell me it’ll be ok lads…
What website is this so I can waste my money doing stupid bets
why u heff to be mad
Well with the amount of marketing I am not surprised. People will just consume everything
You congratulate everyone who enjoyed the movie. It was a good movie.
see
Yes, of a movie that grossed a billion dollars there can’t be one person on Cinemaphile that actually likes it.
moron.
ur a homosexual if u like this slop plz vid rel
GO OUTSIDE
>I hate
>…le current thing!
>shit can be explosive sometimes
no need to respond
>the advertisers did a brilliant job leaving out all the woke shit
>strikes shutdown all the moronic woke talk from the actors
>so incompetently shot the woke message is muddled
>gooose is so likeable its not 100% crap
even my GF said it suck shit but said her only options were 2020s bull dyke girl bosses that are build like fridges or feminine barbie and she thought they look cute
I hope this bomba, but after Barbie I think it will be a hit maybe not a billion but it will make money. Cinemaphile hates brie even though pre cap marvel everyone here loved her. I still remember all the scott pilgrim threads.
its secretly anti-woke
frick off mattell shill
Maximum copium
i'm shocked that people can't pick up on the deep irony that runs throughout the whole movie. it was written by two OG hipsters for fricks sake.
It's pretty concerning. There was straight up Cinemaphile humor at some points. I think Greta just assumed people would appreciate multiple layers of irony instead of just seeing the slice that reinforces their world view.
Ah yes the “movie I called woke is actually redpilled” tactic AKA pulling a Mario
Next big movie to come out with content I don’t support I’m quitting my job to shitpost full time. Or find a way to monetize YouTube videos where I just rehash other people whining about on 4speddit
Not only that but it had a trans woman and there were no censorship moves taken. It's over for chuds, even Islamic strongholds like Saudi Arabia are modernizing
They could have had made more money if they kept the political stuff for a sequel or threequel.
Wouldn't respond. Would listen, and that's what no one did.
I've not seen it, and I haven't kept up with Cinemaphile lore, why should I be mad, exactly? What the hell is the problem with this movie? Did the lead actress take a picture with a black dude or something
It turns out to be stealth feminist movie ment to woke indoctrinate girls
that fact that they have to deceive the audience is very telling
oh okay so it's just schizo tears, nice
So marketing a Movie to not be woke and a political feminist rant actually can earn you a billion
Tell them that a white women with blonde , blue eyes and a straight white man are automatically a success
It's success is mid at best.
If he came out, his approval ratings would go up. That country is disgusting.
>main character is literally the center of the universe
>gets brainwashed into believing she's muh oppressed
Nothing, it's a woman movie for women so I don't care.
Does anyone know of we get another check for this milestone? The outage this week put me behind and I need the cash.
No I just meant against media bad!
>media bad meaning black Ariel and black TMNT
And no I just not care about troony Barbie no matter how many psycho right celebrities reminded me she/it was in the movie!
This thread sounds like the reason Trump, Cruise and Van Diesel lost this year.
Tell me next who would cope the best about it.
>Cruise and Van Diesel lost this year.
How did they lose? their movies did great.
Who will tell this moron? I already was so validated I won't waste my knowledge.
Don't worry, you don't have any to begin except greentext sewage flowing into your septic tank of a brain.
Typical projection, as expected of somebody who didn't know shit in the first place. Did you look up how much the movies I mentioned made, utter moron?
>WHY WON'T YOU FIGHT MY CULTURE WAR?
Piss-brains think I care about their culture war bugbears. I don't. The movies were fun and they didn't fail. End of story.
I asked basic facts about disputing how the last Mission Impossible and Fast & Furious movie did way less money compared to the biggest movies out this year, and I only got absolutely useless wienerroach posts. Hope you're proud by the time those movies don't make a billion dollar this year, morons.
>I asked basic facts
No you didn't, you said some non-sequitur about three people with literally nothing to do with each other, I asked what the frick Vin Diesal and Tom Cruise did to 'lose' this year, and you went on some gay culture war rant about the successful movies not making "Enough" money by your standards.
Grow up. This is sad behavior. Even if you're pretending to be a moron not even you can believe 'Well it didn't make a billions so they lost', they're successful actors and you're a loser in your mother's basement.
No I initially said Cruise and Diesel lost great, blind idiot. Look up my post and link it if you dare. Post their box office receipts next this year. Their franchises lost to Barbenheimer big time, and can you guess what this thread is about?
>No I initially said Cruise and Diesel lost great,
Ok but I can scroll up and see you wrote:
>This thread sounds like the reason Trump, Cruise and Van Diesel lost this year.
what do these three people even have in common besides being people who live rent-free in your empty little head?
Link the box office receipts Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning and Fast X have had, did you notice Barbie has mogged them long ago? Or what did you think we were talking about? This is a Barbie thread.
>Link the box office receipts Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning and Fast X have had, did you notice Barbie has mogged them long ago?
>mogged
I don't drink motor oil so I didn't realize there was a 'race' going on. Is there a place this race was mentioned besides the voices in your head?
please stop feeding the mentally ill schizo. it's clear he's taken screaming at the titanic to sink as some kind of sport instead of watching movies.
I just find it interesting. Who in their right mind sees two movies, both made profits, both had good reviews F&F's weird acting notwithstanding, and both were enjoyable- but then try to pretend they 'lost' because another movie in a different genre did better?
I see this attitude a lot, the NEED to like something only if it's 'successful' enough. I just want to understand it. It's extremely common now on Cinemaphile to only like something because it made money, not even beacuse it's good or not (Mario had this problem in spades)
it's 'hypebeast' culture. you would understand it if you watched zoomer twitch streamers who think popular is the epitome of good
of course they do it for free.
>YOUR MOVIE DIDN'T MAKE ENOUGH MONEY THEREFORE I WIN, USELESS wienerROACH. YOU'RE NOT WORSHIPING THE MOST VALUABLE BRAND
lord help me i pray that I never become as much of a fricking moron as you are being right now. literally simping for a corporate brand because you think it's more 'successful'.
Okay so they weren't failures, at all. They were actually successful movies. Thanks for admitting it and wasting our time.
How much did Mission Impossible made worldwide compared to its budget? You're an easy target joke.
Who cares? It was fun and it made money so we'll probably see another.
God this corporate cheerleading is such sad shit behavior. Why should I care how much a movie I liked made? Does the amount of money it made translate to quality?
You care, you can watch and love whatever you want even if it doesn't make a lot more money than what currently makes a billion dollars outside of a basement. Did you miss what the OP was about? It was making fun of people getting antsy or downright angry about a Barbie movie making a lot more money than whatever. LOL. Could be a R-rated experiment movie in a decade or so.
>You care
No I don't. I literally didn't know what the gross of Mission Impossible or Fast and Furious was until I just looked it up. It never occurred to me to look it up because it did not affect my enjoyment of the movie.
>you can watch and love whatever you want even if it doesn't make a lot more money than what currently makes a billion dollars outside of a basement.
But that's not what you're doing, you outright said
which is some intense corporate dicksucking about earnings like anyone but you gives a frick.
Literally everyone reading your posts thinks you're just projecting.
Is ignorance really bliss when attacking a Barbillion movie?
Everybody is already talking all over you, but all right just to start easy post each of all of those movies budgets. One by one.
There was never a race because it was all already won, lol. That's what you moron can'r realize.
>Is ignorance really bliss when attacking a Barbillion movie?
Okay you have to tell us right now how Fast and Furious and Mission impossible are 'Attacks' on the barbie movie.
Stop this whole entire thread
Everyone shut up
Until this moron explains in plain terms how these two movies 'Attacked' Barbie or even how these fanbases interacted with the movie at all
@188472843
>thinks they're in competition
ok schizo take meds.
stop fricking replying
I merely asked about grosses to start easy. But just math is too hard for your guys. Were you grown in a barn?
No, answer my question first. How are Fast and Furious and Mission impossible are 'Attacks' on the barbie movie.
You said they were attacking it. So either quantify how the movies are attacks or you just lost the argument via your schizo delusion that inanimate objects are fighting.
I was mocking you, if you weren't aware from the fact and asked you for (and you never provided) for box office facts to prove how your movies were shit compared to Barbie. This is a box office Barbie thread, in case you forgot in the mist of your own indifference and ignorance.
>I was mocking you
By saying something completely moronic? That's just saying something completely moronic. You're acting as if these movies attacked the barbie movie and they haven't. They're just other movies that exist. Then you go on about box office stats but who is arguing about the box office? These two movies did just fine there. Nobody is measuring total profit except for you.
The OP is literally about Barbie making a billion in box office which results in discussing what that means for the industry. You're moronic.
The OP didn't mention Tom Cruise or Vin Diesel at all.
ctrl+f cruise
>it's just your post at the front of it
have you considered medication for your crippling hallucinations?
It was as example of movies that DIDN'T make a billion even if their franchises did it previously or were at least up there.
Do you need a crayon drawing of it?
>It was as example of movies that DIDN'T make a billion even if their franchises did it previously or were at least up there.
You said they 'lost', but they didn't 'lose'. They weren't even in competition.
Are we done with you showcasing that you are a low-IQ chimpoid? You made up an epic battle purely in your head.
>You said they 'lost', but they didn't 'lose'. They weren't even in competition.
I asked for box office figures to dispute what I was talking about in the first place, but I'll take your post as enough concession. Not that it's required.
>I asked for box office figures
I asked for proof they were in competition and you didn't give me that either.
So we're done and you lose. Thanks for playing. Please get the mental help you desperately need.
If you tell me Fast and Furious and Mission Impossible aren't in competition to be the biggest movies of any given year you're as much of a moron I suspected of missing my initial post.
And because nobody here will even tentatively post where those movies will land in the Top 10 ranking of the year, since this is a box office thread (who gives a frick what you like more), then, frick your feelings.
>If you tell me Fast and Furious and Mission Impossible aren't in competition to be the biggest movies of any given year
ok so now he's just imagined not just a corporate war but also a mission statement neither of the movies directors, producers, or marketers have ever said
i think we've thoroughly proved you're a schizo at this point. you've imagined entire box offices wars that aren't real, disintegrating studios that never happened, and actor careers ending when they're as healthy as ever. All to show loyalty to a movie about little girls toys.
I'm actually embarrassed that you are alive on this planet and you post on this board.
Nah you just missed the point of the thread entirely, not only you can't look up box office figures for shit like an engaged human, but missed the point about how this was about box office, not personal enjoyment. Not that most people liked this movie. The billion dollar people who contributed to this movie won't care about you tomorrow and don't care about you now when you didn't even get the initial point.
You care and I ask again and I get no response and you will probably still respond with non-answers.
Nobody is arguing box office figures except you. You're it. You're the desperate incel who wants to make this about movie revenue about two other movies that made a profit and Donald Trump because he lives rent-free in your head.
OP is literally mocking the idea of not thinking Barbie would reach a billion. You guys just let that fact rent a head space big enough to argue about all other movies that didn't make a billion like Barbie.
LOL.
>OP is literally mocking the idea of not thinking Barbie would reach a billion.
you literally made this about mission impossible and fast and furious completely unprompted.
also donald trump because of course you obsess about him. you're the picture perfect kalemale who obsesses over petty shit constantly. see
Trump isn't even a movie lol.
You can remove that mention if you want. Just the other movies already fricked over simple box office figure confirmations of how big Barbie is in this year.
>You can remove that mention if you want
Why should I? It paints the perfect picture of someone who is so tortured by boogiemen that they lump all of them together in their posts of non-sequiturs in their desperate attempt at feeling like they're 'beating' the other side.
But there is no other side here
You like a movie that made huge bucks (actually I don't even know if you like it or not. you haven't talked about the movie itself at all) and I like two smaller movies that made lesser bucks. and yet I still ask: who cares?
>I don't even know if you like it or not. you haven't talked about the movie itself at all)
Are you getting it yet?
It doesn't matter a frick what you like compared to a Barbie movie making a billion bucks but what actually is succeeding overall, and nobody even attempted to give box office figures for the other bigger movies of the year. Goes to show everyone is going in blind here about what they like.
>if my corporate slop makes more profit, I win!!!!!!
>no i'm not paid to do this, why are you asking?
>There was never a race
theres only one race the human race and Black folk
>Everybody is already talking all over you
mostly everyone is talking about how sad and pathetic it is you thought to compare these movies at all.
literally no one anywhere, not the directors, not the actors, not the marketers, not even any of the fanbase has said these movies are in competition with barbie
but you did
so is this just a genius idea only you came up with or is it a fricking moronic idea too stupid for anyone to consider?
>mostly everyone is talking about how sad and pathetic it is you thought to compare these movies at all.
The industry is already talking notice about how Barbie is the phenomenon of the year, which means box office which means above other blockbusters out this year. I asked the brain eunuchs in this thread about comparing other blockbusters to Barbie and they couldn't name a single figure. That's how pathetic this discussion is. Barbie shuts down even attempts to challenge that movie.
>The industry is already talking notice
but nobody is taking notice, literally nobody has said this except you right now in this thread.
Every media outlet is reporting one way or another about Barbie making a billion dollars, every grifter from Ben Shapiro had talked for over an hour about the movie, and even you're just now pouting your own mad.
>Every media outlet is reporting one way or another about Barbie making a billion dollars
literally none of them said a thing about this 'owning' Vin Diesel or Tom Cruise, though. YOU did. have a nice day.
You're blind and a bad baiter then, a lot of box office discourse was about how many sequels failed compared to Barbenheimer.
And if you didn't get it fricks, Barbie made a billion like posted in the OP and whatever movie you throw at me didn't make a billion. You're the dishonest off-topic frickers.
>You're blind and a bad baiter then, a lot of box office discourse was about how many sequels failed compared to Barbenheimer.
Post some that mention Fast and Furious and also Mission Impossible as abject failures.
I'll wait and not hear anything back because you're full of shit, moron.
I didn't even say abject failures lol.
Keep digging that hole, to... what? talk bad about a billion dollar movie?
>I didn't even say abject failures lol.
>This thread sounds like the reason Trump, Cruise and Van Diesel lost this year.
>Who will tell this moron? I already was so validated I won't waste my knowledge.
Those goalposts, they do be movin'.
Not even a single Mission Impossible box office figure posted in this thread so far.
because no one asked and no one cares.
nobody except you thinks mission impossible is competing with the barbie movie you actual schizophrenic.
Why don't you go back to these places, then? It's clear you would be far happier 'dunking' on other movies because they didn't make a billion, so go back there and do that. Here you just look utterly insane, simping for a movie because it made rich israeli pedophiles a ton of money and not actually arguing if it's any good or not.
People already do this here in addition to point out if a movie like Barbie did a billion this year and almost everything else didn't, so I think everything's happening the same.
It just means the internet is becoming flooded with more mentally deranged people. People who seriously stake their self-worth to the success of a movie they have no part in.
buying a movie ticket isn't an invitation to a secret club
ok I'm going to bed because I'm actually convinced you're legitimately mentally ill to think Barbie 'shut down' either of the two movies. Like somehow they prevented theaters from running them or something.
Literally you're making up a war that exists purely in your mind. You are mentally ill.
Frick your bed, those other movies can still be watched by anybody who wants to watch them, but Barbie drawed more audiences despite anything you wanted to tell me here, and that will continue to be the case.
>Frick your bed, those other movies can still be watched by anybody who wants to watch them
So it didn't 'own' them. It didn't push them out at all, really. They were never in competition, by your own admission.
Great. Concession accepted. I'm glad we could work out how fricking moronic it is for you to put this much care into the profits of summer slop.
>Did you miss what the OP was about?
how does barbie making a billion mean vin diesal and tom cruise "lost"?
oh wait I'm arguing with a moron, carry on.
see
i genuinely hope this kind of mental illness dies out with your generation. lemme know when you see a penny of that barbie money, zoomzoom
>Projecting moron start shouting 'projection'
And that's a /thread from me. We've covered all possible forms of moronation with that final, sad little whimper.
>Movies made profit
>oh but they didn't make $1000 milllion like the movie I've staked my entire existence to like I'm a cultist one sip away from drinking arsenic kool-aid. so they're failures
what went wrong in your life to come out such a broken, defeated husk of a moron?
I'm a man and I enjoyed this movie. I watched it with a couple ladies and they were sad.
Patriarchy wins again.
Rape pics or it didn't happen.
I didn't rape them, I wouldn't really want to. Neither of them is sexy and one of them is a pronoun person. Not that I give a shit, I misgender her constantly and she's still my friend. lol.
They're brown and troonys
I just don't get why so many people have replaced toys and movies like its their personal identity
I watch movie
I enjoy movie
That simple.
I pirated the Barbie movie. It was funny. That's my extent of knowledge about it. morons making it a cultural war are just pathetic.
A lot of them are still upset about the whole Budweiser stuff, but a good amount replaced their capeshit love with this pleb flick
The budweiser shit doesn't even make sense because I imagine the overlap of people who would watch a toy-line movie made for women who never grew up past 12 and beer-drinkers in rust belt country must be extremely limited.
cope troony lmao
Do culture war shitheads even know who is chud or troony anymore? They literally just make it up as they go.
I know what you are MIGAtroony
Cry harder lmao
Literally just making up words, not even attempting to make them compatible with each other or convey rational thought. It's like watching an ape learn to mumble to get a banana.
Ans still getting the (You)s from chudtrannies nonetheless
Sorry you lost the culture war (again)
Literally no one envies you for pretending to be moronic. We're all aware you're not pretending.
We're all aware you're mad as shit over a doll movie, keep giving me the (You)s chudcel lmao
MIGAtrannies can't stop losing
>i got (you) i win
i'm just wondering what went wrong in your sad, moronic life that you think this kind of attention is in any way fulfilling. are you four years old? acting like a moron because getting punished is the only attention you ever get is broken household behavior.
>trying to get some sort of moral high ground on a discussion why you're mad as shit over a barbie movie
Top shelf kek
Trump lost btw
what moral high ground? you think getting a reply is some kind of win because your parents didn't love you or something. i'm just pointing out how fricking sad that is.
And I'm collecting (You)s from trannies mad about the Barbie Movie. Cope harder lmao
and i'm just wondering what went wrong in your sad, moronic life that you think this kind of attention is in any way fulfilling. acting like a moron because getting punished is the only attention you ever get is broken household behavior.
Oh wow, are you going to print all the posts out and hang them on your wall?
Don't care
Still not watching
>Mario only made a billion dollars because of the brand name, it was a shit movie!
>Barbie making a billion dolalrs totally means it's good, though
Mario was considered a woke movie before it started gaining traction, then the chudcels startes goalpost moving.
The B stands for barbussy
i seriously hope you homosexuals don't do it for free.
Why would any man give a shit about how much money it makes? The damage to this generation has already been done since I see men past 20 going to see this and they look like grown children, like their development has been fricked to high hell from all the inaction and consuming. It's a pretty futile fight. Honestly? They deserve every bit of the miserable future they've agreed to be subjected to.
Legitimately I think zoomers can only contemplate how good something is with how successful it is. They lack the mental facilities to quantify movies on a personal or objective basis. They live in a world of meta so deeply entrenched that they can only experience it through meta like gross earnings on a movie or if someone said it was woke or broke.
This is like trying to argue Transformers and Black Panther is good because it made $1Billion.
Ken's cool. Be like Ken.
>I'm glad Ryan Gosling's new movie is doing so good.
Just completely ignore Margo and Gerta.
I always did say Ryan Gosling deserved a blockbuster franchise movie.
>Yeah, but I could do without the side plot with that Barbara girl.
He got DESTROYED. BLOWN THE FRICK OUT. How will rightoids ever recover?
>cohen
>shapiro
Its over
Making fun of Ben Sharpiro is fun for everyone of all political stripes. I've been making fun of him since he said Trump wouldn't be president.
Can’t wait for the
>u-uh barbie is actually redpilled and here’s why!
cope
The only ones saying that are people like you that want this boards approval though
You need us to like it so you can be "cool" on facebook/twitter
Go woke go bro-ACK!
women were a mistake. and marketing shills as well
You lost the culture war.
the left: we must end capitalism for the good of mankind
also the left: YOU LOST BECAUSE *MY* HOLLYWOOD MOVIE MADE BY <giant toy company> PASSED A BILLION YAAAS SLAAAY
what is the culture war at this point? it just looks like a group of useless simpletons trying to argue the moral superiority of faceless hollywood pedophiles because they make money.
isn't this, 1:1, exactly what right-wing chudpublicans were arguing all along? that money = more correct? Aren't YOU supposed to be the ones arguing capital is the enemy of mankind?
Holy shit can chuds ever stop losing?
>Trump got indicted again
>Pence is testifying against him
>Rob DeSantis is tanking
>Barbie made 1 billion
>Super Mario Bros movie was a hit
>Across the Spider-Verse was a hit
>Baldur’s Gate 3 was a hit
Why do rightoids always lose? Lmao
>My corporate prostitutes are beating YOUR corporate prostitutes
good for you, I guess? you still haven't seen a penny from any of it and you never will.
NOOOOOO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I'M WINNING SOMEHOW YOU'RE LOSING BECAUSE.. WELL YOU JUST ARE OKAY??? HERE ARE SOME CORPORATE prostituteS THAT I LIKE
Ben Shapiro on suicide watch
turns out that a movie starring whites sells better than a movie starring fat blacks playing previously white characters
it's not surprising
Black Panther did extremely well too. ANOTHER movie Cinemaphile said would flop. You’re literally never right about anything
yeah one black movie did well ever 5 years ago
I see you've gone and made ANOTHER thread now that this one is autosaging and you still need to shitpost about numbers nobody asked for like a schizo
Is this literally what you've been doing the last week? Seething and moaning about /misc/ while making thread after thread about how much your corporate masters made in profits?
I don't make threads here, especially if I could only get these kinds of non-replies. Can't even answer with available numbers.
Would have made even more if they kept the fart opera.
It's absolute slop and not worthy of a response.
People with patrician taste are waiting for Sarah Gadon's new kinos.
Very based. Sarah Gadon has 3 films premiering at festivals in September.
Nice. Sarah Gadon will save cinema.
>North Of Normal
>Corner Office
>Seagrass
>Coup
>Ferrari
5 films all premiering in the span of two months. How does Sarah Gadon do it?
pirated solely due to the "LE ORNJ MAN BAD" bit