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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick does any of that mean?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was born between October 23rd and November 21st.
      She is turned on by sarcasm.
      She can speak five languages as well as a native speaker.
      She would really enjoy a sunset picnic at a cemetery.
      She doesn't like people who are excessively try-hard or dramatic.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had no idea she had a proper name til today

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me either. Rachel is a pretty name.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me either. Rachel is a pretty name.

      It's a fake name, Raven her real name.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her proper name is Raven. It's the other way around for her.

        So it's like Superboy, where he never had a real name until he invented one for himself?

        Speaking of which, who invented the name Kon-El? I've been under the assumption that was his regular writer in the 90s that gave him that name.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Raven is her real name. It's what her mother called her. Azarathian naming conventions aren't really explored in detail, but her mother's surname is Roth. If she is considered to have (given name) (family name) as her full name, it would be Raven Roth.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Rachel is her alias when trying to blend in among normies IIRC

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kinda, yeah. She was born in Azarath and was given the name Raven. For the first 25 years of her character she was just Raven of Azarath, She went to college like that, paid her taxes, etc.
          Then she died and turned into an energy being.

          She was reincarnated into a teenage girl and wanted to go to high school and picked the name Rachel to use day to day as her secret identity. She revealed that her mother Arella had been born Angela Roth, so she took that last name to honor her memory.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Who invented the name Kon-El
          One version it was Kara being a b***h about his existence. The other versions are Clark giving him the name Kon-El because while he may be a clone of him, at least in part as well as Lex Luthor's repressed gay hate boner for Superman given flesh, he's still family and thus a member of the House of El.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >18
      Nice.

      Me either. Rachel is a pretty name.

      This is why casuals need to be banned. Frick off.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Comics don’t matter, 03 has the best incarnation of everyone besides Robin.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >besides Robin
          wrong, I doubt you can name a better Robin in another medium

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her proper name is Raven. It's the other way around for her.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i remember reading a comic on rule34 like a decade ago and people commented that they were surprised that it mentioned Garfield and Rachel in one scene even though they're Beast Boy and Ravens real names

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Read the thread, you're wrong.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reckon superheroes have a hard time dating?
    like, is dating a superhero worse for the hero or for the civvie?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Constantly getting attacked and kidnapped by your boy/girlfriend's rogues and maybe killed if you're unlucky. Plus they never show up to dates on time.
      Or
      >Boy/girlfriend always whining about you choosing saving peoples' lives over date night.
      That's the worst case scenario. Best case you get Spider-man and Chat.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly I'd rather date a super villain.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        dont you get some shit too?
        can't be nice to wait for your gf at home only for some Random ass vigilante comes beating the crap out of you thinking you're one of his mooks

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd just be some unassuming guy, because that's what I am. I'm not super villain material, so I'd just kinda be there and all the other villains and henches wonder why she keeps me around. And if a supe does come and try to kick my shit in, at least I know she'd retaliate and murder their ward or some shit in return.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      According to the boys it's extremely dangerous

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >18
    Sure

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >someone who is too extra
    What's that mean?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its nogspeak for someone who tries too hard
      t.nog

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rude

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What five languages?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >English
      >???
      >Latin
      >Azarathi
      >Demon

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        español

        cuervo

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know there's a scene where she lists them in that one Tokyo movie, but I can't remember what they are.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want jinx girlfriend.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pretending to be israeli
    Is she a gold digger?

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What characters would make for some good edits?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you know who else would make for a good edit?

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frankie would be 39 this year if time flowed normally, ironically imaginary bimbo frankie would stay the same.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pacific Northwest
      What? Also never read the comics are they any good?

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >30
      Who the FRICK do they think they're fooling

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the stress of having to deal with mordecai and rigby prematurely aged him

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe Marshall Lee is a Negger

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Draw teenager
    >Claim she is 18
    It goes both ways, if I cant have my 5000 year e-girl you can't have consent appropriate raven

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      18's a teenager :>

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Corrected my previous edit.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ponder the aroma

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ponder the aroma

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >scorpio
    No fricking way. An Aquarius or Pisces for sure.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rapeven

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop posting Slade

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she cheating on Beast Boy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Horses are literal one pump chumps

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too old?

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >~~*Roth*~~

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t care whether she’s a israelite or not tbh. Teen Titans Raven is the most attractive concept in existence to me so if she ends up being a israelite I’ll worship the, as the master race

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Khazar milkers

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