I'm not going to lie, I find this image revolting. It makes me feel a little sick in my stomach and I can feel my gorge rise when I see it. Its like watching a scene from Saw or Hellraiser: off-putting to the non-fetishist. I can see why it wasn't popular. Horror films should be seen as a manifestation of sexual perversion so the comparison is valid. The idea of these two men kissing is completely repellent.
Very interesting very interesting
There is a primal response to seeing things like maggot and flegma (idk the word in english it is green disease that you are coughing up) because we learn many eon ago to stay away from them or we get a disease.
Very interesting very interesting
There is a primal response to seeing things like maggot and flegma (idk the word in english it is green disease that you are coughing up) because we learn many eon ago to stay away from them or we get a disease.
Disgust is the natural reaction. Stop denying the evolutionary science, chud.
I'm not going to lie, I find this image revolting. It makes me feel a little sick in my stomach and I can feel my gorge rise when I see it. Its like watching a scene from Saw or Hellraiser: off-putting to the non-fetishist. I can see why it wasn't popular. Horror films should be seen as a manifestation of sexual perversion so the comparison is valid. The idea of these two men kissing is completely repellent.
That disgust you feel, it's literally nothing but your own internal self-loathing kek Straight people don't feel anything at all when they see this because they're not consciously pushing thoughts about gay sex down all day. If you weren't interally struggling you wouldn't feel a thing when you saw it. Sorry.
Guess again, homosexual.
https://www.psypost.org/2017/06/straight-mens-physiological-stress-response-seeing-two-men-kissing-seeing-maggots-49217
It’s called being normal
Tell the troony that they are a facade, it does little to them as they know they are living a lie. Tell them that they are hated and that they are destroying the world around them and they will only take sadistic pleasure in the fact. But inform them of the largest truth, that they will never have sex, and watch as they recoil in fear. Remind them that despite the makeup and HRT they are still what they always were, undesirable virgin men hopelessly jacking off to anime in their parents basement. Then you will see genuine dread in the troony. As sex is the only purpose to these "people" and at the same time it is something they will never have. They are not anymore attractive to guys and will never be seen as attractive to straights. They will die alone and this truth burns within their minds at all time. Remind them of this and then you'll see them ponder the idea of suicide once again
while i don't mind much seeing two men kiss i understand the sentiment, to put it bluntly at least -and i mean at LEAST- half of all men can't stand looking at two guys kissing on a primal level. they can be ok with gay people, supporting their societal battle and all that hooplah but when you actually look at two chisled bearded men kissing it's just unnerving and gross. besides what straight couple or single person wants to watch this movie? if they marketed this exclusively to gay people then why did they expect so much monwy to come out of it?
kind of the same, except I jerk off to faceless gay porn all the time, like guys jerking off. I love staring at wieners but mens faces doing gay shit is a complete turn off
This post really triggered the fudge-packers. These mentally ill gays would rather pretend that normal, sane people view their degenerate actions with absolute disgust. The sight of 2 men kissing is as revolting as the thought of shoving a handful of writhing maggots into your mouth
>forgot that they are trying to push everyone to eat maggots too
try another example. is there anything abhorrent they aren't pushing?
any pro-necrophilia stuff yet, or bestiality
I had the same reaction watching Dahmer, I was hoping Dahmer would kill them or the black guys would rob Dahmer and escape so I didn't have to watch each gay scene anymore.
Guess again, homosexual.
https://www.psypost.org/2017/06/straight-mens-physiological-stress-response-seeing-two-men-kissing-seeing-maggots-49217
It’s called being normal
Your comparison isnt really correct, it'd be more like a lesbian pornstar getting mad straight men arent watching her movie, and lets be honest, that situation wouldnt happen
Funny you say that because it's actually anything but white people's fault. White people were literally the ones busting their asses promoting this movie and even if a lot of white people didn't pay to see it, I guarantee they made up a far larger portion of attendees than other races. Blacks and Hispanics HATE gays. You'll never see it in an article discussing why a gay movie failed but most Black folk would rather be shot than be seen doing something that could associate them with homosexuality.
>majority of the people in this country react to gay dudes with discomfort at best and disgust at worst >surprised no one comes to see an entire movie about it
Maybe do proper market research to see what a movie of this topic can realistically make in profits before being $20M in the hole and burning any future business relationship with Universal.
>we surveyed 100 totally random men walking into an underground door with the sign "Monkeypox piss pozz orgy" if they were interested in seeing Bros >Safe to say, i think we have a billion dollar rom com on our hands
yeah...
One of trailers for the movie is literally all about how the movie isn't going to cater to straight audiences and now he's "disappointed" that straight people didn't watch it.
Frick off.
I hate this bullshit of purposely antagonizing an audience and then STILL trying to shame them , an audience you stated before you didn't care for, when you don't profit off of them.
it's moronic, honestly. I don't even wanna see that shitpile as a homosexual. and when did we forget the idea of, "we have to create something people will want to see"? rather than expecting them to out of guilty/duty. People saw Brokeback Mountain because it looked well-made and contained elements other than just gayness.
It's the same Hollywood decline l.
Make a good film with gay characters, female characters etc and people will watch.
Instead they make a shit film and then try the old "everyone who dislikes film is racist/sexist/homophobic" astroturfing that they've done ever since ghostbusters
frick this tribalism where people think if you're the same sexuality, race, sex or whatever, you MUST agree. you must consume product because it's made for you, little slave. people like this should get a fricking life.
Reminder that they NEED your approval. It's a flex. As long as you don't approve, you are a nazi that needs to die because you give others social permission to also not approve.
So just be a nazi unironically.
They have to keep spreading this lie to make it seem groundbreaking and rebelling against an oppressive, heteronormative society. The truth is that gays and trannies, just like black people, are massively overrepresented in all forms of media.
you actually have it backwards, gays here in the west want decent romcom stuff, and fantasize about and idolize romance even more than straight people, due to stunted development.
that's why asian BL series are catching on with them, when previously they were pretty much just for women before. they're usually normal guys, it's a lot more romantic, rated PG, and monogamous.
most homos can't stand western "gay" media, because it's purposefully offputting and devoid of any actual romance.
>gays here in the west want decent romcom stuff, and fantasize about and idolize romance even more than straight people, due to stunted development.
Why type out this moronic ass essay when you could have just said that you yourself have been looking forward to shit like this for a while?
Kill homosexuals. Behead homosexuals. Roundhouse kick a homosexual into the concrete. Slam dunk a homosexual baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy homosexuals. Defecate in a homosexuals food. Launch homosexuals into the sun. Stir fry homosexuals in a wok. Toss homosexuals into active volcanoes. Urinate into a homosexuals gas tank. Judo throw homosexuals into a wood chipper. Twist homosexuals heads off. Report homosexuals to the IRS. Karate chop homosexuals in half. Curb stomp pregnant homosexuals. Trap homosexuals in quicksand. Crush homosexuals in the trash compactor. Liquefy homosexuals in a vat of acid. Eat homosexuals. Dissect homosexuals. Exterminate homosexuals in the gas chamber. Stomp homosexual skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate homosexuals in the oven. Lobotomize homosexuals. Mandatory abortions for homosexuals. Grind homosexual fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown homosexuals in fried chicken grease. Vaporize homosexuals with a ray gun. Kick old homosexuals down the stairs. Feed homosexuals to alligators. Slice homosexuals with a katana.
I mean, by that same logic you could also ask why straight people keep plugging their usb cable into a compatible device while they intentionally keep the power off 99% of the time they are doing it.
>not even discord trannies felt like putting together a defense force for this shit
lmao, it's been a while since i've seen nearly 100% of anons be on the same page about a movie.
i watched a good gay movie once called Jeffrey but it had a good writing good actors good soundtrack
but Jeffrey was a drama and a repudiation of gay hedonistic degeneracy because AIDS... fricking hell i'm not going to watch a rom-com let alone a vehicle for gay porn shit
i wonder how many positive reviews they're paying for on youtube, i haven't seen a negative one yet but the only reviews up are made by stuckmann who is a well known prostitute with shit taste, and nobody gay youtube vloggers with more than a few thousand subs.
If I wanted to watch a pair of gays I'd find an interesting anime. Japan isn't telling me that the main reason they made (insert nip sodomy here) is because the era of straight, white men is over, and they also aren't crying into their decaf almond milk lattes, asking why those homophobic monsters didn't come to see their movies.
I'd have watched it if the main was a dumb himbo jock like Luke Macfarlane, not interested in some gay israeli nerd's fantasy of hooking up with a muscle man
I want to see bros fricking bros, not a nerd simping after a bro
Had this been a straight rom-com, nobody would be surprised that it didn't do well at the theater. Its a genre that even at its height has NEVER had big theatrical openings as they're not big blockbuster "better on the big screen" films. Atop that, the genre itself ended up getting stale and fell out of favor a decade ago more or less as there have been more specialized straight to streaming different sorts of love stories instead of the big hollywood stereotypical rom-com. Now you have younger millennials and definitely zoomers to whom typical rom-coms are disliked for a number of reasons and are totally unrelatable.
But no, it was homophobia that killed your movie instead? Frick that nonsense.
This looks like the shitty parts of 5 different movies crammed into one shitty trope-filled movie
They just seem so damn similar, and I kind of want to watch it to see how similar it is.
Kind of like how The Invitation is Ready Or Not but with a worse protagonist, worse CGI, worse story, etc. and not starting the beautiful goddess Samara Weaving.
he forgot to mention his 6 month year old african ukrainan refugee baby said it was the best movie ever made and that you should donate to ukraine and stick it to putler.
Why does this have 10 threads on here?
It's a gay romcom, obviously it won't be mainstream in the way shit like love actually was.
I'm gay and will watch but don't really get why everyone is freaking out.
literally who cares, a bunch of gays made a movie for homosexuals. Just! STOP! TALKING! ABOUT! IT! Every day there is a new thread about this petty bullshit, let the gays make their homosexual movies.
Just like Charlie's Angels, a movie made as a feminist manifesto and nobody went to watch it and then the director was crying on Twitter on how all men hate women and they should be physically castrated without anesthesia. Although, this doesn't seem like a gay manifesto, it's a similar situation.
I got free screeners for this and I imagine there will be a ‘evil straight men dont like it so you better watch it’ type of marketing campaign but the truth of the matter is that it was mostly unfunny and boring. The exact type of film you forgot you even saw 6 months later
Audiences will come in by the boatload for Super Mario Bros. next year, and yet they don't care about Bros? And you're telling me homophobia doesn't run America?
Last thing I wanna see is a close up of a beautiful hot wiener sliping into an butthole.
Now, they don't show that in the movie, but why not? If they're gonna make the movie, make it right.
Because America is culturally dead, and the only thing it's capable of making is:
1. Celebrations of homosexualry.
2. Black grievance bullshit.
3. Perfect wahmen saves the world from bumbling men
This doesn't resonate with anyone but the biggest goyslop-swilling neoliberal morons, of course. So they have to sweeten their poison with nostalgia, or threaten your social credit score if you don't consume it.
It's not just America. It's the entire Western world. I live in a country which is probably 99% white, but even our media and films and theater and everything is completely obsessed with black people. They literally worship them and if you don't worship them as well then you apparently hate them and are the worst people imaginable. This is of course on top of their other deities, homosexuals, trannies, and feminist bullies.
Libtards want to keep making movies for each other and ignore what normal people want but they still want normal people to keep giving them money because film making is expensive
stop porning. after 3-6 months it will all seem disgusting and most of your fetishes will fade away.
the first couple of weeks are the hardest, but after that porn loses its grip on you.
after 2-3 weeks you can fap once or twice a week to your imagination in the shower, just do it for 10-15 minutes and never 2 days in a row so it doesn't form into a habit again.
it's pretty freeing.
might take you 10 or 20 attempts to stop, but you'll make it in the end.
good luck dude. remember it's important that you don't make a big deal or give yourself a hard time over slipping up. like I said, seriously, even if it takes 20 attempts, you will make it in the end.
it's a strong habit, but you can break it and free yourself.
if you slip up, just say to yourself it is good you went 3 days or 5 days or a week or so without any porn, and even in that time it has shown self control and let your brain heal a bit more.
the more days spent not porning, the more time your brain has to heal.
you'll make it.
first two weeks are the hardest, stay very busy and around other people or outside as much as possjble. limit your privacy, keep doors/curtains open.
redirect the urges to going for a walk or doing pushups or go for a glass of water
>Homosexuals get outet if they watch this movie if they were in the closet >Heteros get called gay if they watch it >leaves only homosexuals out of the closet that watch it
Why are they surprised?
>all you straight white men are homophobic, racist and sexist and should all fricking die and we're going to force your kids to rub our crotches while we strip but don't you dare call us groomers
NOOOO, WHY WON'T YOU WATCH MY MOVIE?
I disagree. There was no "romance" between the anorexic chick and the israeliteboy. That's just suggested. The real love story is between Willams and Lane's characters
I don’t think masc gays want to watch a romantic comedy even if it’s meant for them. You can’t call a movie Bros and then make it a women’s genre and expect it to sell there is no target audience.
I assume these actors must be gay. I can’t imagine any genuine straight man making out with another man, even for money. I wouldn’t do that shit for millions of dollars even.
>One of the jokes in the trailer is “you’re in a polyamorous relationship? UHWUUUUUH”
It almost felt like it was trying to poke fun at the whole deviant community but all it did was display the moronation some of us have to deal with every day
Thank God. I watched the trailer and I already could've told the movie is pure garbage. I don't get why morons think making your sexual preference be your entire personality is a good idea.
t. actual homosexual
>Get told by cis men there are films only for cis men. >Make films only for the other people. >cis men b***h when they are the target demo
It's just a shit film and an odd film to make in today's market. We know that Rom-com and comedys don't do well in theathers. Why did people think this film would be the one to beat that?
>Get told by cis men there are films only for cis men.
[Citation Needed]
No part of the post you replied to is inaccurate.
Post added to lie compilation.
you are ignorant how easy it is to adopt or get a surrogate for LGBT right now and we actually raise our kids right
2 years ago
Anonymous
You mentally warp someone else's kids you vampire
2 years ago
Anonymous
who cares if they aren't blood related, they'll carry on my views and values while you are an incel who will never have sex or reproduce or have any legacy
2 years ago
Anonymous
>adopt
not actually your kids so still getting filtered by evolution. This is of course the only way homosexuals can "reproduce" and hence why homosexuals are obsessed with grooming children and wanting children to be brought to them at draqqueen story time or drag strip shows or bringing children to homosexual bdsm parades.
>surrogate
right, just cough up one or two hundred k for each child. it must happen all the time, right? most gays are so mentally sick they don't even have a biological drive to pass on their genes, and hardly any have both the biological drive and the financial means.
>we actually raise our kids right
right, raising children with no healthy model for marriage and heterosexual attraction and male-female romantic relations must be sooo healthy and good for their development.
Can't wait for the leftist media reports of "It made $4.8 million! It had a huge opening weekend and is successful!" And watch it get oscar nominations to compete against Woman King.
I think straight people just don't want to give any LBGT content any space in the straight marketplace sadly, it's kind of sad how the vast majority of the country claims they support gay rights but they don't even bother to buy a ticket to the best comedy in years.
Or maybe the tiny minority gets the results expected of the tiny minority no matter how much the fricking buttmonkeys shove it down our fricking throats.
They're not the norm no matter how much the media controlled by ~~*THEM*~~ pushes it.
What is the term for when two movies you thought were the same are actually different release around the same time? Happened to me with Ants and A Bug’s Life.
Now I remember seeing a trailer for this and that one with Jim Parsons (bazinga from The Big Bang Theory) and they’re both about homosexuals, but I literally thought they were the same movie. What gives?
Black person worship has been true so long it’s an American institution. homosexuals? Not so much. Normalgays get into gay shit like RuPaul’s Drag Race but that’s about it. Honestly it has to be campy and funny, not played “straight” or “normal” like this movie tried to.
>Bros Bro on Conan's podcast >Keeps going on about how "historic" the movie is and how it's the "first gay comedy ever" >Conan keeps trying to ask him if it's actually funny though >He keeps deflecting back to it being historic
well atleast your smart reminds me of northman releasing and this place gets flooded with marketers >IF YOU DONT SEE THIS MOVIE YOUR NOT WHITE
like frick off
>Rangz of Power bombs >homosexual movies bombs >new GoT show is irrelevant >capeshit at its lowest >star wars (capeshit) at its lowest
Not looking too good.
Covid and monkeypox are literally nothing, I've got covid twice now fully boosted it was like a mild cold and apparently I had monkeypox too and barely noticed was just a couple lesions.
Absolutely no excuse not to go to the theaters any more stop being so scared of a little virus, we've literally lived through a four decades long HIV pandemic we'll survive this.
>theaters any more stop being so scared of a little virus, we've literally lived through a four decades long HIV
Most didn't until we spent several Mars programs worth or resource to save you from your ow degeneracy. I wish you were all deported to the ocean
People are tired of not just the same shit over and over again, but the same shit with actors you never heard of calling the actors you’ve heard of washed up has beens
It seemed aggressively gay. The actual story already seems to loan itself to that but then the character’s profession is some HR rep and even the scenes that don’t have to do with unironic gay conversion are filled with trannies and homosexuals. That’s bad writing. There’s no variety. If you don’t find the idea of gay men being queens hilarious you’ve got nothing
>too gay >too pandering
I am convinced that these are bots meant to convince people that gays are normal. The gays I've met IRL wouldn't shut the frick up about how gay they were at any second.
The primary audience of romance movies is women who want to self insert into the fantasy. They cant do that in a homosexual movie. Women drag their boyfriends to romantic movies. As a straight man I have no interest in romance movies in the first place. Then you make it gay and I now have NO reason to see it even if i have a gf.
>The primary audience of romance movies is women who want to self insert into the fantasy. They cant do that in a homosexual movie
Correct. It's like Hollywood has gone full moron in the last few years.
Yeah. A gay romance has no audience, because romance movies are for self-inserting women.
It's the same with feminist action movies (like the last Charlie's Angels). Men go watch action movies, and they don't want to watch feminist crap.
>a romcom without the "literally me" female protag that appeals the genre's primary demographic
Why did they think that this would be anything other than a flop?
I think that most straight people are straight out of personal shame of being gay/bi/pan/etc, and fear from losing acceptance from their families or friend group.
when I was at university, one of our friend-group came out as gay and we all went out to a gay nightclub , and because other people seemed to act like it was normal and ok, I did too.
My friends and I used to do that too like as a gag and it was a lot of fun I did a lot of experimenting and got to know my friends really well lol but yeah later I realized I'm straight and realized it was wrong now but man it was so much fun.
My friends and I used to do that too like as a gag and it was a lot of fun I did a lot of experimenting and got to know my friends really well lol but yeah later I realized I'm straight and realized it was wrong now but man it was so much fun.
Yeah university turned me homophobic as frick. They're disgusting and incredibly scheming and petty.
Diversity coming to my city turned me racist too. Really I just accepted media lies for a good portion of my life until I got out into the world
U R GHEY
Y R U GHEY
>we didn't listen
KWAB
kwill wnever abea bwoman?
Jesus christ, lurk more
lmao everybody knows you're an underage Black person
Way to out yourself as a gigantic newbie.
> Not knowing the biggest meme from Cinemaphile
Kys
It’s from Cinemaphile, stands for Kek What A b***h. Often used to describe Kevin Nash getting raped, but applied everywhere in general.
is this some twitch shit
do we really need to shorten everything out
This is how I know you're 14, people were shortening shit since forever
It's how homosexuals identify each other online
KWABE12YTB (Kek what a biden election 12 yo tourist b***h)
KWAB came from here ya dimeless finook
huh?
Klaus Wan Ass b***h
Kill Whitey And Bros
>all these tourist replies
based anon drawing out the newbies in the crisp autumn of '22
I'm not going to lie, I find this image revolting. It makes me feel a little sick in my stomach and I can feel my gorge rise when I see it. Its like watching a scene from Saw or Hellraiser: off-putting to the non-fetishist. I can see why it wasn't popular. Horror films should be seen as a manifestation of sexual perversion so the comparison is valid. The idea of these two men kissing is completely repellent.
seethe and cope chud
Disgust is the natural reaction. Stop denying the evolutionary science, chud.
Like you?
True
Disgusting homosexual
Quit staring so long.
Very interesting very interesting
There is a primal response to seeing things like maggot and flegma (idk the word in english it is green disease that you are coughing up) because we learn many eon ago to stay away from them or we get a disease.
phlegm?
That sounds greek is that the english word?
what a language
phlegm is probably same etymology as flegma
What's flegma?
see
flegma balls
flegmaballs
gay furry porn is far less revolting than irl gays
That disgust you feel, it's literally nothing but your own internal self-loathing kek Straight people don't feel anything at all when they see this because they're not consciously pushing thoughts about gay sex down all day. If you weren't interally struggling you wouldn't feel a thing when you saw it. Sorry.
Failed cope.
project harder
Oh look, the M.O. of a homosexual groomer, to get more impressionable youth to turn gay and get on their knees to suck his wiener.
>if you think eating shit is gross its because you actually think it looks tasty
I will never understand this argument
another one is:
>how do you know you don't like eating shit if you've never tried it
You will never be a human.
Seethe harder anti-science gay.
are you proud of actually not understanding the reality around you and deciding to occupy your mind with indoctrinated ape logic like this?
everyone is replying to you seething but you're right
Guess again, homosexual.
https://www.psypost.org/2017/06/straight-mens-physiological-stress-response-seeing-two-men-kissing-seeing-maggots-49217
It’s called being normal
does this work in reverse too? do homosexuals find straight people kissing disgusting?
it's actually a turn on for me my biggest fantasy is turning a straight man gay in front of a woman
spiders
wrong, people naturally evolved to be homophobic because they are a disease risk and a threat to children.
This is why people become more homophobic AFTER becoming parents.
https://jaymans.wordpress.com/2013/01/12/a-gay-germ-is-homophobia-a-clue/
Tell the troony that they are a facade, it does little to them as they know they are living a lie. Tell them that they are hated and that they are destroying the world around them and they will only take sadistic pleasure in the fact. But inform them of the largest truth, that they will never have sex, and watch as they recoil in fear. Remind them that despite the makeup and HRT they are still what they always were, undesirable virgin men hopelessly jacking off to anime in their parents basement. Then you will see genuine dread in the troony. As sex is the only purpose to these "people" and at the same time it is something they will never have. They are not anymore attractive to guys and will never be seen as attractive to straights. They will die alone and this truth burns within their minds at all time. Remind them of this and then you'll see them ponder the idea of suicide once again
while i don't mind much seeing two men kiss i understand the sentiment, to put it bluntly at least -and i mean at LEAST- half of all men can't stand looking at two guys kissing on a primal level. they can be ok with gay people, supporting their societal battle and all that hooplah but when you actually look at two chisled bearded men kissing it's just unnerving and gross. besides what straight couple or single person wants to watch this movie? if they marketed this exclusively to gay people then why did they expect so much monwy to come out of it?
No one actually likes homosexuals.
kind of the same, except I jerk off to faceless gay porn all the time, like guys jerking off. I love staring at wieners but mens faces doing gay shit is a complete turn off
That's why god invented futas.
triggered lmao
This post really triggered the fudge-packers. These mentally ill gays would rather pretend that normal, sane people view their degenerate actions with absolute disgust. The sight of 2 men kissing is as revolting as the thought of shoving a handful of writhing maggots into your mouth
>forgot that they are trying to push everyone to eat maggots too
try another example. is there anything abhorrent they aren't pushing?
any pro-necrophilia stuff yet, or bestiality
Cope homosexual lmfao ;3
Agreed. They should both be cute twinks.
I had the same reaction watching Dahmer, I was hoping Dahmer would kill them or the black guys would rob Dahmer and escape so I didn't have to watch each gay scene anymore.
I thought this was a scene from maverick before I read the headline.
https://www.psypost.org/2017/06/straight-mens-physiological-stress-response-seeing-two-men-kissing-seeing-maggots-49217
it's a normal reaction
surprised this article is still up ngl
unironically true.
literally as human nature intended.
TPBP
I feel literally the same way
It's like looking at maggots or something, I get physically sick when seeing homosexualry
Why would gays give up having sex to watch a movie about gay sex?
Gays just watch capeshit like everyone else.
Damn, imagine if it were 41%
that would be pottery
give them the academy award or face going to jail
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DIDN'T YOU WATCH MY homosexual MOVIE? THIS IS UNFAIR!
Why would he be mad that straight dudes didn’t watch a gay movie? Would a lesbian porn star be mad that gay dudes didn’t watch her movie?
Your comparison isnt really correct, it'd be more like a lesbian pornstar getting mad straight men arent watching her movie, and lets be honest, that situation wouldnt happen
billy eichner? more like fill me ouch there
I don't hate gays but I don't want to watch a gay romcom. Make a sequel with sexy lesbians and I'll go see that.
Lesbians are just female gays, anon, you're pretty stupid.
>Hetero sees two women he wants to frick or Hetero sees two men he doesnt want to frick
Doesnt take PHD to see why men would prefer the former
>I don't hate gays
cringe
>woke movie shits the bed
>this is [white/straigh/male]'s fault!
Funny you say that because it's actually anything but white people's fault. White people were literally the ones busting their asses promoting this movie and even if a lot of white people didn't pay to see it, I guarantee they made up a far larger portion of attendees than other races. Blacks and Hispanics HATE gays. You'll never see it in an article discussing why a gay movie failed but most Black folk would rather be shot than be seen doing something that could associate them with homosexuality.
>majority of the people in this country react to gay dudes with discomfort at best and disgust at worst
>surprised no one comes to see an entire movie about it
Maybe do proper market research to see what a movie of this topic can realistically make in profits before being $20M in the hole and burning any future business relationship with Universal.
>we surveyed 100 totally random men walking into an underground door with the sign "Monkeypox piss pozz orgy" if they were interested in seeing Bros
>Safe to say, i think we have a billion dollar rom com on our hands
yeah...
This poster actually thinks movies are about profit rather than propaganda and social engineering.
Why do people waste their lives expecting validation from those who are different from them?
Why is this straight people's fault? The movie isn't for them.
One of trailers for the movie is literally all about how the movie isn't going to cater to straight audiences and now he's "disappointed" that straight people didn't watch it.
Frick off.
I hate this bullshit of purposely antagonizing an audience and then STILL trying to shame them , an audience you stated before you didn't care for, when you don't profit off of them.
i thought straight people were on their way out, what happened gay?
Don't they like to talk about how every younger person now is LGBT? what happened?
>be chimney sweeper
>humanity clearly states that it hate chimney sweepers
>be surprised that no ones wants to see your shit filled "movie"
>humanity clearly states that it hate chimney sweepers
What do you have against Mary Poppins?
I'm straight and I have zero interest in gay romance and it's normal.
I won't force myself to watch something I have no interest in.
That's FINE.
Be happy studio are willing to put money in your gay films to begin with.
it's moronic, honestly. I don't even wanna see that shitpile as a homosexual. and when did we forget the idea of, "we have to create something people will want to see"? rather than expecting them to out of guilty/duty. People saw Brokeback Mountain because it looked well-made and contained elements other than just gayness.
It's the same Hollywood decline l.
Make a good film with gay characters, female characters etc and people will watch.
Instead they make a shit film and then try the old "everyone who dislikes film is racist/sexist/homophobic" astroturfing that they've done ever since ghostbusters
Bingo. You can have gay stories that aren’t completely defined by their gayness. Picrel
Then why even have gay stories? Why not have a story with normal people?
He didn't even wait till the day was over to complain
>ROTTENTOMATOESCINAMSCORECRITICSDARLING
This is worse than the homosexuality.
Why would straight men watch a film about homosexuals? Tell your fellow homosexuals to watch your garbage.
frick this tribalism where people think if you're the same sexuality, race, sex or whatever, you MUST agree. you must consume product because it's made for you, little slave. people like this should get a fricking life.
But I barely even watch straight from coms.
Did any gays or lgbt people watch it? Clearly they didn’t, should have been sent to a streaming service.
>certain parts of the country
It got 4.8 mil box office. Nobody showed up anywhere.
>DESPITE MY GAY ASS FILM BEING HEAVILY SHILLED NORMAL PEOPLE ARE COMPLETELY REPULSED
who would ve thunk?
I mean, sounds like he’s accepting it.
>~~*eichner*~~
every single time
jewjewjewjewjewjewjewjew
Reminder that they NEED your approval. It's a flex. As long as you don't approve, you are a nazi that needs to die because you give others social permission to also not approve.
So just be a nazi unironically.
lol none of the hollywood critics would give it a bad review because they fear they'll be labeled homophobic
Based Bros proving that all review scores don't matter
Why?
Idolatry and sodomy.
>first gay romantic comedy
What about Juno?
or I Love You Philip Morris
They have to keep spreading this lie to make it seem groundbreaking and rebelling against an oppressive, heteronormative society. The truth is that gays and trannies, just like black people, are massively overrepresented in all forms of media.
They're okay looking but I wasn't interested because they're not hot like Nick Robinson.
They don't realise that gays are sexual deviants. They don't want a rom com which is all a woman needs to get off, they need hardcore pornography.
you actually have it backwards, gays here in the west want decent romcom stuff, and fantasize about and idolize romance even more than straight people, due to stunted development.
that's why asian BL series are catching on with them, when previously they were pretty much just for women before. they're usually normal guys, it's a lot more romantic, rated PG, and monogamous.
most homos can't stand western "gay" media, because it's purposefully offputting and devoid of any actual romance.
Oh well there you go, cheerfully retracted. It's good to get a homosexual's opinion on it
>gays here in the west want decent romcom stuff, and fantasize about and idolize romance even more than straight people, due to stunted development.
Why type out this moronic ass essay when you could have just said that you yourself have been looking forward to shit like this for a while?
>you yourself have been looking forward to shit like this for a while?
it was saying the opposite, moron. lmao the irony of this post.
are they brothers?
Does this have anything besides, "IT'S GAY."
That's the thing, it doesn't. That's why this thing had to infiltrate itself into normal movies and beloved franchise.
>first major
are they fricking moronic?
homosexuals should be executed
>no recognizable actors
>gay romance movie
>lead actors are ugly israelites
Who is the target audience for this?
>first
whenever i hear them use this word i always find out it actually isn't the first
Kill homosexuals. Behead homosexuals. Roundhouse kick a homosexual into the concrete. Slam dunk a homosexual baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy homosexuals. Defecate in a homosexuals food. Launch homosexuals into the sun. Stir fry homosexuals in a wok. Toss homosexuals into active volcanoes. Urinate into a homosexuals gas tank. Judo throw homosexuals into a wood chipper. Twist homosexuals heads off. Report homosexuals to the IRS. Karate chop homosexuals in half. Curb stomp pregnant homosexuals. Trap homosexuals in quicksand. Crush homosexuals in the trash compactor. Liquefy homosexuals in a vat of acid. Eat homosexuals. Dissect homosexuals. Exterminate homosexuals in the gas chamber. Stomp homosexual skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate homosexuals in the oven. Lobotomize homosexuals. Mandatory abortions for homosexuals. Grind homosexual fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown homosexuals in fried chicken grease. Vaporize homosexuals with a ray gun. Kick old homosexuals down the stairs. Feed homosexuals to alligators. Slice homosexuals with a katana.
GG Allin?
Moonman
I thought it was Chadvill for a sec and thought I was missing out on gay kino
Honestly I'm still surprised gay acceptance became a thing. Their parts are literally biologically incompatible.
You'd think I was crazy trying to plug 2 usbs into each other.
>Honestly I'm still surprised gay acceptance became a thing.
gay acceptance dies with gen x.
Maximum cope.
I mean, by that same logic you could also ask why straight people keep plugging their usb cable into a compatible device while they intentionally keep the power off 99% of the time they are doing it.
Who'd have guess most people don't care for gay shit
whats funny about getting poop in your urethra?
dey eat da pupu
gay bros... we lost...
I'll start watching straight porn next week
brobros....no.....
>not even discord trannies felt like putting together a defense force for this shit
lmao, it's been a while since i've seen nearly 100% of anons be on the same page about a movie.
i watched a good gay movie once called Jeffrey but it had a good writing good actors good soundtrack
but Jeffrey was a drama and a repudiation of gay hedonistic degeneracy because AIDS... fricking hell i'm not going to watch a rom-com let alone a vehicle for gay porn shit
I bet it would have made money if it was about pretty lesbians, though.
>make a product that appeals to an incredibly niche audience
>what the frick why did we not make a hundred billion dollars
This. Imagine a niche musician complaining his album didn't make as much as Taylor fricking Swift or something.
Reddit chuds hate this movie, making it /our movie/
i wonder how many positive reviews they're paying for on youtube, i haven't seen a negative one yet but the only reviews up are made by stuckmann who is a well known prostitute with shit taste, and nobody gay youtube vloggers with more than a few thousand subs.
If I wanted to watch a pair of gays I'd find an interesting anime. Japan isn't telling me that the main reason they made (insert nip sodomy here) is because the era of straight, white men is over, and they also aren't crying into their decaf almond milk lattes, asking why those homophobic monsters didn't come to see their movies.
I'd have watched it if the main was a dumb himbo jock like Luke Macfarlane, not interested in some gay israeli nerd's fantasy of hooking up with a muscle man
I want to see bros fricking bros, not a nerd simping after a bro
hey y'know at least they hate women, good in my book
>5.6% identify as lgbt
>surprised when they don't make a profit targeting their demographic
Had this been a straight rom-com, nobody would be surprised that it didn't do well at the theater. Its a genre that even at its height has NEVER had big theatrical openings as they're not big blockbuster "better on the big screen" films. Atop that, the genre itself ended up getting stale and fell out of favor a decade ago more or less as there have been more specialized straight to streaming different sorts of love stories instead of the big hollywood stereotypical rom-com. Now you have younger millennials and definitely zoomers to whom typical rom-coms are disliked for a number of reasons and are totally unrelatable.
But no, it was homophobia that killed your movie instead? Frick that nonsense.
>uncle calls me outta the blue to see if I wanna go see this with him
Kek. Watch out for the hole in his bucket of popcorn
Did he see the trailer? Probably saw the title and thought it was either a comedy or drama based on actual brothers or really good friends.
lol
Is Smile any good? The trailer reminded me of Truth Or Dare which was kinda shit. Pic related
It wasn't good and not in the so bad it's good way that stuff like bye bye man/wish upon are
They just seem so damn similar, and I kind of want to watch it to see how similar it is.
Kind of like how The Invitation is Ready Or Not but with a worse protagonist, worse CGI, worse story, etc. and not starting the beautiful goddess Samara Weaving.
This looks like the shitty parts of 5 different movies crammed into one shitty trope-filled movie
Do Americlaps really
this totally happened forrealz
in LA i'm sure it actually did
how do you sneak in and find a seat in a sold out theater? what a fricking liar
he sat on another homosexuals lap
What a homosexual
>42.4k likes
he forgot to mention his 6 month year old african ukrainan refugee baby said it was the best movie ever made and that you should donate to ukraine and stick it to putler.
I heard it also flattens the economic energy crisis curve by two weeks if you see it. first ever silicon neutral film shot entirely on paper.
Litty
He said LA which is in Mexico.
>an unironic "and then everyone clapped!" post
I actually believe that something like this could have happened in Los Angeles, California.
How could he see all that happening from behind people in a dark room?
Why does this have 10 threads on here?
It's a gay romcom, obviously it won't be mainstream in the way shit like love actually was.
I'm gay and will watch but don't really get why everyone is freaking out.
brossisters...
sistersbros...
sistersbrosbros... sistersbrossisters...
sistersbrothersbros... did we just sistersbrothersbroslose?
literally who cares, a bunch of gays made a movie for homosexuals. Just! STOP! TALKING! ABOUT! IT! Every day there is a new thread about this petty bullshit, let the gays make their homosexual movies.
Not sure what they were expecting
Gay people are a minority
You make a movie appealing to a minority
And then act surprised when it doesn't make as much money as a movie that appeals to a majority?
Just like Charlie's Angels, a movie made as a feminist manifesto and nobody went to watch it and then the director was crying on Twitter on how all men hate women and they should be physically castrated without anesthesia. Although, this doesn't seem like a gay manifesto, it's a similar situation.
>dude why don't straightoids like shit eating, child molesting gayget pedos who spread HIV/AIDs and parasitic worms and diseases like monkeypox
#justgaythings
I got free screeners for this and I imagine there will be a ‘evil straight men dont like it so you better watch it’ type of marketing campaign but the truth of the matter is that it was mostly unfunny and boring. The exact type of film you forgot you even saw 6 months later
Audiences will come in by the boatload for Super Mario Bros. next year, and yet they don't care about Bros? And you're telling me homophobia doesn't run America?
Last thing I wanna see is a close up of a beautiful hot wiener sliping into an butthole.
Now, they don't show that in the movie, but why not? If they're gonna make the movie, make it right.
>Give you money to support this cultural/political/race thing or you're literally Hitler
Why has this become a common strategy recently?
Because America is culturally dead, and the only thing it's capable of making is:
1. Celebrations of homosexualry.
2. Black grievance bullshit.
3. Perfect wahmen saves the world from bumbling men
This doesn't resonate with anyone but the biggest goyslop-swilling neoliberal morons, of course. So they have to sweeten their poison with nostalgia, or threaten your social credit score if you don't consume it.
>implying its only america
Yes, I suppose the entire western world has fallen victim to this. That's why legions of normies have become Korea-boos over the last few years.
It's not just America. It's the entire Western world. I live in a country which is probably 99% white, but even our media and films and theater and everything is completely obsessed with black people. They literally worship them and if you don't worship them as well then you apparently hate them and are the worst people imaginable. This is of course on top of their other deities, homosexuals, trannies, and feminist bullies.
Libtards want to keep making movies for each other and ignore what normal people want but they still want normal people to keep giving them money because film making is expensive
Corporations have the power to promote that while having enough money for mass marketing and absorb any money lost if necessary.
If i wanted to watch gays jerk and suck each other off I'd come to Cinemaphile
>comes to Cinemaphile
Something you want to tell us?
As a straight porn addict, seeing a guy sucking dick is less revolting than seeing 2 guys kiss.
stop porning. after 3-6 months it will all seem disgusting and most of your fetishes will fade away.
the first couple of weeks are the hardest, but after that porn loses its grip on you.
after 2-3 weeks you can fap once or twice a week to your imagination in the shower, just do it for 10-15 minutes and never 2 days in a row so it doesn't form into a habit again.
it's pretty freeing.
might take you 10 or 20 attempts to stop, but you'll make it in the end.
I'm trying man. I'm actually starting as of today. Appreciate the words.
good luck dude. remember it's important that you don't make a big deal or give yourself a hard time over slipping up. like I said, seriously, even if it takes 20 attempts, you will make it in the end.
it's a strong habit, but you can break it and free yourself.
if you slip up, just say to yourself it is good you went 3 days or 5 days or a week or so without any porn, and even in that time it has shown self control and let your brain heal a bit more.
the more days spent not porning, the more time your brain has to heal.
you'll make it.
first two weeks are the hardest, stay very busy and around other people or outside as much as possjble. limit your privacy, keep doors/curtains open.
redirect the urges to going for a walk or doing pushups or go for a glass of water
How the frick could they possibly think this shit would not flop? How isolated from reality is the bubble these morons live in?
>Homosexuals get outet if they watch this movie if they were in the closet
>Heteros get called gay if they watch it
>leaves only homosexuals out of the closet that watch it
Why are they surprised?
Fixed.
I will now watch your movie.
Has no one ever seen The Birdcage? Disingenuous marketing again.
>all you straight white men are homophobic, racist and sexist and should all fricking die and we're going to force your kids to rub our crotches while we strip but don't you dare call us groomers
NOOOO, WHY WON'T YOU WATCH MY MOVIE?
>Sistas (2022)
>Starring Alexandra Daddario and Sydney Sweeney
>Highest grossing film of the decade (after Avatar 2)'
You had me at Sweeney
Lol boxoffice reddit in a melt down they were all “predicting” 6-8millon on the low side up to 10million kek
reminder that studies show that straight people view homosexualry the same as literal feces in disgust
Dumb esl poster
The Birdcage was a hit, and that was flaming as frick.
Maybe Bros just sucks?
Birdcage was mainly a strait romance story. The gay couple was as asexual as any other older parent couple in a romance story.
I disagree. There was no "romance" between the anorexic chick and the israeliteboy. That's just suggested. The real love story is between Willams and Lane's characters
Maybe you have to be a homosexual to interpreted it your way.
Oh man, you're right. I guess I'll go break it to the wife and kids
Yeah. It's time to come out of the closet.
Honestly, I am pretty gay. I don't like wiener or man ass though. What do?
It was from a time when homosexualry wasn't shoved in your face 24/7 and demanded that you loved it.
That's true. They were just starting to gain acceptance then. Not forcefully shoving their wieners in our faces
I watched this on shrooms once and could not stop laughing
I don’t think masc gays want to watch a romantic comedy even if it’s meant for them. You can’t call a movie Bros and then make it a women’s genre and expect it to sell there is no target audience.
the only way gay sex makes sense and isnt revolting is with an age difference (the old one being on top) and the bottom being a hairless twink
that's the most disgusting kind of all
lol no, thats the only one that used to be accepted by then
>Blease
That isn't a word.
Who the frick want to go to a cinema to watch a pair of fakes pretend they are homosexuals? If I want to see homosexuals, all I had to do was read OP.
I assume these actors must be gay. I can’t imagine any genuine straight man making out with another man, even for money. I wouldn’t do that shit for millions of dollars even.
I bet 90% of Cinemaphile would bang a hot guy or a cute transgirl for $1,000 or less, hell I bet most of you would pay for it
>guy or guy in a dress
Redundant
>first gay comedy
>first
yeah shlomo, first time in history...
>One of the jokes in the trailer is “you’re in a polyamorous relationship? UHWUUUUUH”
It almost felt like it was trying to poke fun at the whole deviant community but all it did was display the moronation some of us have to deal with every day
Thank God. I watched the trailer and I already could've told the movie is pure garbage. I don't get why morons think making your sexual preference be your entire personality is a good idea.
t. actual homosexual
>This wasn't made for you, evil racist bigot white man!
>W-why didn't you see our movie, white man!? It's because you're an evil racist bigot!!!
kek
But.. i thought we indoctrinated everyone to care about gays.... Its not fair moshi...
Why aren't gays not scared of going to hell?
they want to get raped by the devil
They heard demons frick you in the was for eternity, so they're actually trying to get in
>constantly told "not every movie is for you"
>this movie clearly isn't aimed at me, so I won't watch it
>get blamed for not supporting movie anyway
>Get told by cis men there are films only for cis men.
>Make films only for the other people.
>cis men b***h when they are the target demo
It's just a shit film and an odd film to make in today's market. We know that Rom-com and comedys don't do well in theathers. Why did people think this film would be the one to beat that?
>Get told by cis men there are films only for cis men.
[Citation Needed]
No part of the post you replied to is inaccurate.
Post added to lie compilation.
>cis
>grandpa still doesn't know the difference between sex and gender
can't wait til your generation dies off
talking about dieing off when "people" like you luckily never have kids and get filtered out by evolution.
you are ignorant how easy it is to adopt or get a surrogate for LGBT right now and we actually raise our kids right
You mentally warp someone else's kids you vampire
who cares if they aren't blood related, they'll carry on my views and values while you are an incel who will never have sex or reproduce or have any legacy
>adopt
not actually your kids so still getting filtered by evolution. This is of course the only way homosexuals can "reproduce" and hence why homosexuals are obsessed with grooming children and wanting children to be brought to them at draqqueen story time or drag strip shows or bringing children to homosexual bdsm parades.
>surrogate
right, just cough up one or two hundred k for each child. it must happen all the time, right? most gays are so mentally sick they don't even have a biological drive to pass on their genes, and hardly any have both the biological drive and the financial means.
>we actually raise our kids right
right, raising children with no healthy model for marriage and heterosexual attraction and male-female romantic relations must be sooo healthy and good for their development.
too old
t.gaygay
>don't like it don't watch
>I don't watch
>Wtf why aren't you watching? I feel attacked!
Brokeback Mountain did it better
Can't wait for the leftist media reports of "It made $4.8 million! It had a huge opening weekend and is successful!" And watch it get oscar nominations to compete against Woman King.
Guys I don't get it. How did this make 20mil but Bros couldn't make 5 with twice its budget
I think straight people just don't want to give any LBGT content any space in the straight marketplace sadly, it's kind of sad how the vast majority of the country claims they support gay rights but they don't even bother to buy a ticket to the best comedy in years.
Nice bait.
Or maybe the tiny minority gets the results expected of the tiny minority no matter how much the fricking buttmonkeys shove it down our fricking throats.
They're not the norm no matter how much the media controlled by ~~*THEM*~~ pushes it.
What is the term for when two movies you thought were the same are actually different release around the same time? Happened to me with Ants and A Bug’s Life.
Now I remember seeing a trailer for this and that one with Jim Parsons (bazinga from The Big Bang Theory) and they’re both about homosexuals, but I literally thought they were the same movie. What gives?
Black person worship has been true so long it’s an American institution. homosexuals? Not so much. Normalgays get into gay shit like RuPaul’s Drag Race but that’s about it. Honestly it has to be campy and funny, not played “straight” or “normal” like this movie tried to.
i just dont get gay shit you guys know what i mean?like two guys could say there gay and i draw up a blank
>Bros Bro on Conan's podcast
>Keeps going on about how "historic" the movie is and how it's the "first gay comedy ever"
>Conan keeps trying to ask him if it's actually funny though
>He keeps deflecting back to it being historic
I'm a wiener sucking queer and I did not go see it. Why should I? Is it my obligation to? Frick off homosexual.
well atleast your smart reminds me of northman releasing and this place gets flooded with marketers
>IF YOU DONT SEE THIS MOVIE YOUR NOT WHITE
like frick off
>Rangz of Power bombs
>homosexual movies bombs
>new GoT show is irrelevant
>capeshit at its lowest
>star wars (capeshit) at its lowest
Not looking too good.
we are literally in the middle of a pandemic, covid new variant is coming this fall
Covid and monkeypox are literally nothing, I've got covid twice now fully boosted it was like a mild cold and apparently I had monkeypox too and barely noticed was just a couple lesions.
Absolutely no excuse not to go to the theaters any more stop being so scared of a little virus, we've literally lived through a four decades long HIV pandemic we'll survive this.
>theaters any more stop being so scared of a little virus, we've literally lived through a four decades long HIV
Most didn't until we spent several Mars programs worth or resource to save you from your ow degeneracy. I wish you were all deported to the ocean
You love to see it.
People are tired of not just the same shit over and over again, but the same shit with actors you never heard of calling the actors you’ve heard of washed up has beens
>when even the actual gays don't care about the movie
It seemed aggressively gay. The actual story already seems to loan itself to that but then the character’s profession is some HR rep and even the scenes that don’t have to do with unironic gay conversion are filled with trannies and homosexuals. That’s bad writing. There’s no variety. If you don’t find the idea of gay men being queens hilarious you’ve got nothing
>too gay
>too pandering
I am convinced that these are bots meant to convince people that gays are normal. The gays I've met IRL wouldn't shut the frick up about how gay they were at any second.
Why did Jim Rash, aka Dean from Community get involved with this dogshit bros? He’s supposed to be better than that
The primary audience of romance movies is women who want to self insert into the fantasy. They cant do that in a homosexual movie. Women drag their boyfriends to romantic movies. As a straight man I have no interest in romance movies in the first place. Then you make it gay and I now have NO reason to see it even if i have a gf.
>The primary audience of romance movies is women who want to self insert into the fantasy. They cant do that in a homosexual movie
Correct. It's like Hollywood has gone full moron in the last few years.
Yeah. A gay romance has no audience, because romance movies are for self-inserting women.
It's the same with feminist action movies (like the last Charlie's Angels). Men go watch action movies, and they don't want to watch feminist crap.
>a romcom without the "literally me" female protag that appeals the genre's primary demographic
Why did they think that this would be anything other than a flop?
I think that most straight people are straight out of personal shame of being gay/bi/pan/etc, and fear from losing acceptance from their families or friend group.
Never seen a gay/lesbian movie. Not Brokeback, Not Call Me By Your Name, Philip Morris etc.
I don't think I have a single lesbian porno bookmarked or downloaded even.
I don't care what care what gay people are up to, 0% interest. They can be as gay as they wanna be, but I don't wanna hear about it.
I like Neil Patrick Harris, Kristen Stewart, Ian Mckellen, Zachary Quinto, Luke Evans, Jim Parsons. Not interested in the ga lifestyle at all though.
>They can be as gay as they wanna be, but I don't wanna hear about it.
You're only going to get that in non-western countries.
I don't want to see men being gay, I want a cute trap boywife like Venti from Genshin Impact. If they don't pander to me why should I go watch it?
when I was at university, one of our friend-group came out as gay and we all went out to a gay nightclub , and because other people seemed to act like it was normal and ok, I did too.
but now I realise how vile and disgusting it was.
My friends and I used to do that too like as a gag and it was a lot of fun I did a lot of experimenting and got to know my friends really well lol but yeah later I realized I'm straight and realized it was wrong now but man it was so much fun.
>t.
Yeah university turned me homophobic as frick. They're disgusting and incredibly scheming and petty.
Diversity coming to my city turned me racist too. Really I just accepted media lies for a good portion of my life until I got out into the world
Billy wishes he could of had Costanza in his gay film.
I was hoping that the movie might be bad and someone would write the review headline
BROS BLOWS
Sadly, this did not happen
Well with how it bombed the headline "Bros take it up the ass" would be apt
Journos aren't gonna say anything bad about this film
very progressive that gay people are allowed to openly make bad movies now too