Idk how it is now but back in 2016/2017 he said on the old mde subreddit that majority of the homophobic stuff is an act to just be edgy/shocking and that he really doesn’t give a shit about the issue one way or the other. Even apologized to a gay mde fan who was experiencing severe self-loathing because of the privileged white male standup video.
I have not
Had lunch with one in Thailand but even the most advanced medical and performance methods could not trick my mind into seeing that poor lad as a woman
The hips, the shoulders, the subtle voice differences, the way they move - it’s all too obvious in real life
Some zoomer broad that I useda frick wanted me to call her a he and I went along with it. She didn't take hormones and didn't have her breasts cut off. I played it up, told all my friends I was fricking some hot guy and that I was totally gay now, then would introduce them to my big titty jailbait "boyfriend". Sure softens the blow when you're a 30 year old fricking a 17 year old if you just make people think it's some kinda gay thing.
I used to redpill her with Heidegger and she never picked up on that I wasn't talking about some obscure left-wing shit. Women are so goddamn dumb, especially teenagers, and if twatter can convince one that she's a dude, you fan probably convince her of anything due to her dead dasein. When I eventually dumped her I went full 14/88 on her just to be a dick. I'm not even a nazi, I just wanted her to think that one had pumped her for a year and then dumped her a week after her 18th birthday. Now she's addicted to heroin lol oh well I tried
If the same story was told from her perspective, you'd be telling her she's heckin' valid for dealing with le cryptonazi chud boogieman. Now frick off back to x dot com
7 months ago
Anonymous
are you seriously typing a reddit reference to a reddit board on Cinemaphile lol
hahahahaha lol >Cinemaphile in the current year
get bent, freak
7 months ago
Anonymous
Reddit is just Cinemaphile with an actual user base not bots and dysgenic 30 year olds who should be laying in mass graves (well I guess they have that too)
7 months ago
Anonymous
unironic redditors in the current year
unironic redditors shilling reddit on Cinemaphile in the current year
how far we have fallen
do everyone a favor and leave forever for reddit if you love it so much, freak
7 months ago
Anonymous
I hate both Reddit and Cinemaphile but what I hate most is 4troon users thinking they’re better than anyone
What about the labor theory of value do you find compelling
Respond without opening another tab to look up the definition of the central tenant of your own ideology, please
Sam Hyde provides a NICE GOOD ENVIRONMENT for trannies. HAHAHAHAHA
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Huh the troon is still at it
Don't you have to dilate or something Luna? It's gonna take a lot of work if you want Sam to not automatically just want to frick you up the ANE.
I wonder how crowded things are with the MDE fanbase now that the brainwashed cult of greasy daddy-issue manchildren have to share space with troons and mentally ill simps. Maybe they'll start fricking EACHOTHER out of desperation. Imagine the smell.
Is it even possible to be American and not have a troony fanbase if you do anything noteworthy at all? Specially if its a fringe subject, troons gravitate towards that since they are essentially lonely men but severely mentally ill.
>Is it even possible to be American and not have a troony fanbase if you do anything noteworthy at all?
easily, just dont do that gay bending of the knee rhetoric sam and jett do aka "dude if ur like trans we dont care as long as ur a cool bro oh and also buy our shit lol"
the real message should be "if you like our stuff cool but your way of life is freakish and you should realize the propagating of your views leads vulnerable kids to become fricked up and psychotic"
That logic just sounds like the association game that is modern politics. I don't think Sam is god given gift to comedy but I don't think he is a farce either. Knowing that, are you sure you are not coming from a biased place?
>dude are you sure you arent biased against AGP freaks convincing kids that a sexual fetish is a way of life
yes i am actually VERY biased about this. its not an association game, its being very plain about the kind of people you want supporting you. If a fanbase out of nowhere starting having an influx of pedophiles, i wouldnt expect the creator to just go "ah well they are just doing their thing, as long as they are chill who cares".
The site you’re posting and spending most of your waking hours on is 90% pedophiles btw
7 months ago
Anonymous
sincerely doubt that, i only see a handful of those freak dicky posters and they get reported and banned on the spot immediately almost every time. if you wanted to be a pedophile there are probably much more welcoming places you can go, like an mde event probably
You really think every person should justify every single demographic they have? That's essentially a liberal talking point if you want to be political. What's the problem with someone making something and if you like it you are a fan and the relationship ends there?
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His deliveries are a bit more nuanced and it was during a time nobody was doing it to be honest. He just wouldn't go on stage and scream troon bloody murder.
lets go step by step here. if you found out for some reason, your alternative comedy group started attracting pedophiles, would you call them out?
7 months ago
Anonymous
There’s entire boards that are just pedo shit and every board has pedo threads
7 months ago
Anonymous
ya i dont go to boards with e-girl shit, and im pretty sure most boards here are sfw. the site isnt as pedo-centric as you think, its just holdovers from the japanese culture shit and a few freaks who think they are in good company
7 months ago
Anonymous
Post your daughter
7 months ago
Anonymous
>your alternative comedy group started attracting pedophiles
I would probably identify why that's the case and change the material.
By the way some anon made this point earlier, you really shouldn't be judging the guy for harboring degenerates when you use Cinemaphile. Who exactly do you think you are posting with?
You really think every person should justify every single demographic they have? That's essentially a liberal talking point if you want to be political. What's the problem with someone making something and if you like it you are a fan and the relationship ends there?
>cliche right leaning lunatic response
this is the foundation of Sam's entire career
His deliveries are a bit more nuanced and it was during a time nobody was doing it to be honest. He just wouldn't go on stage and scream troon bloody murder.
what sort of cope is this
if Sam did what he promised about standing up to the Zeitgest maybe all the shills in this thread running damage control shouting "troony!" to everyone that doesn't like Sam might actually have a leg to stand on.
Instead they look hilariously unhinged. The more you point it out the more they go and take irrelevant screenshots of the archives.
Seems like you want a cliche right leaning lunatic response so you can easily paint a picture of the guy. Surprise he won't just give that to you no matter how much you cry about it.
You really shouldn't associate modern meanings and symbolism to things made in a bygone area. That's called Presentism and I see that Americans specifically have a hard time dealing with that since its natural to them to assume their culture is a measure of reality.
Are you guys from a specific discord group or something? This stuff you say only make sense in the context of your shitty discussions, nobody understands what you mean outside of that.
Honestly you had something here the first time you posted it. Now that it's a part of your spam brigade where everything else is already deboonked, it just reminds everyone that you're a sperging spamming troony Black person israelite.
i watched that podcast they did together and it was so uncomfortable. sam directed all his comments and questions onto nick and refused to even look at charls.
Oh perfect then. I really can't imagine being super disappointed by WP2. Sure, less money than Adult Swim injected into it, but I mean, they're clearly talented people when it comes to even recent non WP2 sketches. Daughters University was simple and just well done, very funny. I don't get why people are being doom and gloom.
Too on the nose and twitter inspired for me. They made the point better and with more style in college c**ts. It just feels reactive to me, when before MDE seemed preemptive. Maybe I'm just old and jaded idk
The stings will be good in that web2k/PS2 loading screen way though.
sams best edits were around ideas man, its like sam actually gave a shit. the goku intro, the BRAND NEW lightgun intro, the marvel hentai comic book parody intro, its like sam actually gave a frick and did really cool stuff
close second would be his work with pomp and clout on world peace 1. the HWD stuff is alright but it feels a little budget and 2d in comparison to those other two
>the HWD stuff is alright but it feels a little budget and 2d in comparison to those other two
The mid-intro to the World Peace pilot from 2015 was fricking amazing.
Sam was always the weakest skits in the first one. >Jet front and center at the table
cringe. how long until the fishtank contestants are brought on to ironically stare into the camera and quip 'I POOPED MY PANTS XD' like a marvel flick?
sam is extremely self conscious and knew to limit his screen time or the audience would get too turned off to keep watching. thats why he keeps gigachad erick around to make them look like maybe one of them is a person
>for 25 grand you can pretend to be my friend for a day
it cost a 1/8th that to donate be a character in fricking kickassia plus you got to eat dinner with doug
I thought everyone was supposed to be xcited for this but it seems there's no actual engagement with it when Cinemaphile isn't being raided by the MDE discord after they wake up in the afternoon, take a few xannies, and don't brush their teeth
Weird
>no MDE thread to b***h about >make it yourself >samegay the same 5 negative sentiments hoping someone takes the bait >dopamine depleted brain panicking.
You're a homosexual. I will not stick around to read your replies.
Sam Hyde is a fricking failure. He destroyed his career by selling out by trying to have an Adult Swim show. Most people that sell out recognize they have to "clean up their brand" but this moron try to keep it edgy. He was moronic in the first place to do it let alone get away with it. Sam has alienated himself from the comedy world, and will destroy the careers of anyone who involves themselves with him. He's now no better than an ethot, begging for money from superchats on streams. Fishtank was garbage and so will WP2. Also, I can't wait for the inevitable fallout between Jet and Sam because Sam is 100% gonna dump Jet for someone else when he feels he's gotten too old. Notice how he surrounds himself by younger people? He's like psychological pedophile.
Sam's "content" these days is pushing NFTs to scam his fans or making a big brother knockoff to bait mentally ill simps to giving money to e-prostitutes which he takes a huge cut (basically making him a digital pimp)
everyone that put money into his shitty NFT "investment opportunity" lost half of it lol and the fishtank losers spend their days stalking an e-prostitute IRL
It's all gonna be like the sequel to the "you tripped my wife" sketch. The one in the vineyard. Too long, weird washed out colours and the actresses will all have substance abuse problems.
MDE 2023-34 timeline: >threadshit Cinemaphile again after paying janny trannies, alienating even more anons >use shit tank as a wp2 ad >wp2 is bloated and unfunny just like Sam but we're RIDING THE HECKIN' ELECTION WAVE AGAIN MY FELLOW LGBT+ RIGHT WINGERS >more lost money, credibility, integrity, white blood cells >Jet dies of benzo abuse >Sam and iDubbbz mutual j/o in a cardboard box
I think the show was funny and I also think the discord psychos who seethe in every Hyde thread are funny
Furthermore, I have never given a penny to Sam Hyde projects
In summary, I get a sketch comedy show, a reality TV show, a home renovation show, and a consistent thread full of lolcows for zero dollars and no subscription
It is beyond a doubt that MDE is a great production and my only complain is that Chris Lynch is an illiterate and his job should NOT be reading donations
Comedy “festival” by legion of bawds, an even worse name than cum town. They are like the 4th or 5th best New York comedy podcast and they’re fat and gay and old.
he's been on shows with far less viewership and nothing like that happens. what makes you think he would try to blow the biggest promo opportunity in his life for a cheap laugh
>what makes you think he would try to blow the biggest promo opportunity in his life for a cheap laugh
he said that for the misfits boxing match, he was planning on saying something like "next mornign your queen will wake up with an IRA bullet in her head" and decided not to do it maybe a minute beforehand
>but he didn't
how would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?
7 months ago
Anonymous
>heh... he almost said edgy thing but was too chicken shit and pussed out at the last second
7 months ago
Anonymous
lmao moron
I'm not saying it's a bad thing he didn't do it, I'm saying he was close and might not be able to control the urge to do it next time
nice quads tho
7 months ago
Anonymous
>might not be able to control the urge
Yeah bro give him a couple hundo on stream maybe he'll say it
"next time" 🙂
With Joe Sam would have two possibilities - be a boring cuck and hope his mentally ill simp army would promote/shill/meme his appearance across all of social media and accept that he might be forgotten like all the other literal-who comedian friends Joe has had on,
Or in addition to that pull some stunt that would generate news headlines for him, like "comedian drops pants and pisses on Joe Rogan's table before walking out during podcast"
The ted talk was funny because he was skewering a vapid load of intellectual masturbation with unearned cultural cachet. When he does the standup is just the big man loud Sam show.
nah, world peace is the best thing they've done because the sketches have to be concise and can't be 20 minute meandering cringe like all their youtube shit
i love the idea of sam caving to this /misc/ aesthetic and trying to advertise on Cinemaphile only for 80% of the threads to be about him sucking wiener and scamming people
watching a low budget indie film called Yucca Fest and the intro aesthetics are all vaporwave with some fashwave sprinkled in. just thought you MDE guys would be interested
hilarious to imagine sam instructing his zoomer crew to advertise on Cinemaphile only for the threads to be spammed with troony accusations and everyone telling sam to frick off lol
Frickoff Sam. You've become an unfunny israelite. The fact that you're posting your gay ads here is proof of that. Everything you were against you became, troonyfricker.
I find it very strange how the mods go to deleting shill tank threads on sight for being off topic and then they babysit it’s generals and leave off topic posts about it up when it’s airing
i thought he was done after mde world peace ended but i'll give him credit he's managed to do an ok job reinventing himself and finding a new niche to appeal to the current gen of teenagers. the idubbz boxing shit and hasan piker meme was some good strategy
You sure? Because the soph simp who's been posting these gossip pics for over half a decade 24/7 sure seems to
Okyog
7 months ago
Anonymous
>obscure internet acronym to show how funny a situation is supposed to be >troon cartoon reaction image from muh childhood
Yup looks like we’ve got another bearded, Norwood 5 millennial to behead
7 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah bro you are so much better than everyone else
7 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah I’m not using the bathroom every 15 minutes at my $20 an hour job to post irrelevant 4troon screenshots from 3 years ago. Anyone who’s not doing that (everyone) is better than you
7 months ago
Anonymous
You act superior to everyone else yet here you are
>he promised me he would save the west
And the leftytroon shows its true colors
7 months ago
Anonymous
>lefty troon
Quit projecting, you think you’re a based rwer because you didn’t take the vaxx, that’s your only political position
7 months ago
Anonymous
You dont have to hide your political views when you've practically admitted to being a "le nazis bad" type
7 months ago
Anonymous
Your wholesome chungus nazism is just as bad as “Le Nazis bad” (which I’m
Not doing)
>Sam throwing away money to advertise a dead show on a dead site
Dire, better call Fred
7 months ago
Anonymous
It’s funny because you’re making up this pathetic story to make yourself feel better about the fact that you’re an abject failure, dysgenic millennial who spends 12+ hours a day posting on a site that is so dead it can only garner advertiser money from AI fart porn sites
7 months ago
Anonymous
>an abject failure, dysgenic millennial who spends 12+ hours a day posting on a site that is so dead it can only garner advertiser money from AI fart porn sites
Tell us more about fishtank
7 months ago
Anonymous
The show that you watched and posted about on a dead website non stop?
don't put MDE in the title, you'll attract the autistic spammers
How do Sam Hyde's troony shills respond to pic related without sounding mad?
That's Jet. Not Sam.
ok and
if Sam was bi or even gay what would it matter?
He is bi
NTA but I thought Sam hated gays?
He's a self loathing troony fricker
Idk how it is now but back in 2016/2017 he said on the old mde subreddit that majority of the homophobic stuff is an act to just be edgy/shocking and that he really doesn’t give a shit about the issue one way or the other. Even apologized to a gay mde fan who was experiencing severe self-loathing because of the privileged white male standup video.
>Sam when he found Josie wasn't a trans cutie
Literally who amongst us hasn't fricked a troony?
I have not
Had lunch with one in Thailand but even the most advanced medical and performance methods could not trick my mind into seeing that poor lad as a woman
The hips, the shoulders, the subtle voice differences, the way they move - it’s all too obvious in real life
Some zoomer broad that I useda frick wanted me to call her a he and I went along with it. She didn't take hormones and didn't have her breasts cut off. I played it up, told all my friends I was fricking some hot guy and that I was totally gay now, then would introduce them to my big titty jailbait "boyfriend". Sure softens the blow when you're a 30 year old fricking a 17 year old if you just make people think it's some kinda gay thing.
I used to redpill her with Heidegger and she never picked up on that I wasn't talking about some obscure left-wing shit. Women are so goddamn dumb, especially teenagers, and if twatter can convince one that she's a dude, you fan probably convince her of anything due to her dead dasein. When I eventually dumped her I went full 14/88 on her just to be a dick. I'm not even a nazi, I just wanted her to think that one had pumped her for a year and then dumped her a week after her 18th birthday. Now she's addicted to heroin lol oh well I tried
>r/thathappened
If the same story was told from her perspective, you'd be telling her she's heckin' valid for dealing with le cryptonazi chud boogieman. Now frick off back to x dot com
are you seriously typing a reddit reference to a reddit board on Cinemaphile lol
hahahahaha lol
>Cinemaphile in the current year
get bent, freak
Reddit is just Cinemaphile with an actual user base not bots and dysgenic 30 year olds who should be laying in mass graves (well I guess they have that too)
unironic redditors in the current year
unironic redditors shilling reddit on Cinemaphile in the current year
how far we have fallen
do everyone a favor and leave forever for reddit if you love it so much, freak
I hate both Reddit and Cinemaphile but what I hate most is 4troon users thinking they’re better than anyone
They're better than (You)
>oh well I tried
Seems like you didn't. Do you think you are any less entropic to our society than her?
Huh the troon is still at it
I still don’t see all of the dots connected here
>HIV+ at 38
You mean Sam Hyde’s buttbuddy and eternal lover?
>eternal lover
Jet is aging
without charls and erick to actually be funny? don't think so kid
Who's the sexy b***h on the left?
>bathing ape
As if you needed any further proof he's a clout chasing grifter. Frick this talentless homosexual
Josie from Fishtank bought that for him you Black person
My trans friend reached out to Sam long ago and he was super nice. This must have been back in 2014 or 2015. Why would this bother me?
>chuds call you a troony for liking anime and marxism
>this is "their guy" they gave 200 dollars of their moms money for fishtank
What about the labor theory of value do you find compelling
Respond without opening another tab to look up the definition of the central tenant of your own ideology, please
Nobody likes Jet bro. Fishtank was barely his project.
It's not gay after two cans of Reddi-wip
Mein gott
The West has fallen
Billions must die
nice mde, good job being welcoming to freaks who want to convince your kids that an agp fetish is a normal thing
wonder how far it has to go before sam comments on this
do they also support general feminization of men? drag story hour? hormones for kids?
dude like, we just dont give a frick if you're like a chill dude and also pay for our stuff lol, principles??? whats that????
Sam Hyde provides a NICE GOOD ENVIRONMENT for trannies. HAHAHAHAHA
Don't you have to dilate or something Luna? It's gonna take a lot of work if you want Sam to not automatically just want to frick you up the ANE.
I wonder how crowded things are with the MDE fanbase now that the brainwashed cult of greasy daddy-issue manchildren have to share space with troons and mentally ill simps. Maybe they'll start fricking EACHOTHER out of desperation. Imagine the smell.
Sam owes Luna sex
So troon, is this "luna" your new rocky boogeyman?
>fatherless
Just like null lol
hi Luna
Is it even possible to be American and not have a troony fanbase if you do anything noteworthy at all? Specially if its a fringe subject, troons gravitate towards that since they are essentially lonely men but severely mentally ill.
>Is it even possible to be American and not have a troony fanbase if you do anything noteworthy at all?
easily, just dont do that gay bending of the knee rhetoric sam and jett do aka "dude if ur like trans we dont care as long as ur a cool bro oh and also buy our shit lol"
the real message should be "if you like our stuff cool but your way of life is freakish and you should realize the propagating of your views leads vulnerable kids to become fricked up and psychotic"
thats the responsible message
I’m pretty sure that is their message
no fricking shot would jett ever say that publicly
That logic just sounds like the association game that is modern politics. I don't think Sam is god given gift to comedy but I don't think he is a farce either. Knowing that, are you sure you are not coming from a biased place?
>dude are you sure you arent biased against AGP freaks convincing kids that a sexual fetish is a way of life
yes i am actually VERY biased about this. its not an association game, its being very plain about the kind of people you want supporting you. If a fanbase out of nowhere starting having an influx of pedophiles, i wouldnt expect the creator to just go "ah well they are just doing their thing, as long as they are chill who cares".
that would be so fricking crazy
The site you’re posting and spending most of your waking hours on is 90% pedophiles btw
sincerely doubt that, i only see a handful of those freak dicky posters and they get reported and banned on the spot immediately almost every time. if you wanted to be a pedophile there are probably much more welcoming places you can go, like an mde event probably
lets go step by step here. if you found out for some reason, your alternative comedy group started attracting pedophiles, would you call them out?
There’s entire boards that are just pedo shit and every board has pedo threads
ya i dont go to boards with e-girl shit, and im pretty sure most boards here are sfw. the site isnt as pedo-centric as you think, its just holdovers from the japanese culture shit and a few freaks who think they are in good company
Post your daughter
>your alternative comedy group started attracting pedophiles
I would probably identify why that's the case and change the material.
By the way some anon made this point earlier, you really shouldn't be judging the guy for harboring degenerates when you use Cinemaphile. Who exactly do you think you are posting with?
You really think every person should justify every single demographic they have? That's essentially a liberal talking point if you want to be political. What's the problem with someone making something and if you like it you are a fan and the relationship ends there?
His deliveries are a bit more nuanced and it was during a time nobody was doing it to be honest. He just wouldn't go on stage and scream troon bloody murder.
what sort of cope is this
if Sam did what he promised about standing up to the Zeitgest maybe all the shills in this thread running damage control shouting "troony!" to everyone that doesn't like Sam might actually have a leg to stand on.
Instead they look hilariously unhinged. The more you point it out the more they go and take irrelevant screenshots of the archives.
Seems like you want a cliche right leaning lunatic response so you can easily paint a picture of the guy. Surprise he won't just give that to you no matter how much you cry about it.
>cliche right leaning lunatic response
this is the foundation of Sam's entire career
>he promised me he would save the west
You really shouldn't associate modern meanings and symbolism to things made in a bygone area. That's called Presentism and I see that Americans specifically have a hard time dealing with that since its natural to them to assume their culture is a measure of reality.
It seems I chose the right unrelated pic to add to that post
and it seems I hit the nail on the head
Go back to amarna
Are you guys from a specific discord group or something? This stuff you say only make sense in the context of your shitty discussions, nobody understands what you mean outside of that.
>doesn’t know what amarna is
Leftytroon confirmed
american culture IS a measure of reality, you all orbit us. dont forget it
Honestly you had something here the first time you posted it. Now that it's a part of your spam brigade where everything else is already deboonked, it just reminds everyone that you're a sperging spamming troony Black person israelite.
cope harder Luna
what's worse is that hour was only 2 sketches, it's gonna be bloated shit
>hour was only 2 sketches
lol wut
If I remember right, he said there's gonna be a shorter and longer version. His skits are always bloated, so at least he's doing both.
NOT JET TOO!
This is fricking gay
whats gay kiwitroon? you dont think sucking dick is based like us sam fans?
erm I love penis
whoa they cut the mic stand with their scissor fingers
Who's the israelite
Don't forget your hormones and benzos, kids
>copies heidecker stand up routine where he pretends to be a moron on stage
embarrassing
knowing tim standup is also pretty embarrassing bud
>yeah sam is cringe but so is tim bud
thanks for agreeing lol
didn't odenkirk do that first?
>blame kiwifarms for anti-mde posts
>go to kiwifarms
>a bunch of troons circlejerking about how funny mde is
curious
Yeah they all have this weird admiration that MDE is able to make money by making slop for the most easily impressed morons on earth.
did they record the world peace screening and put it up anywhere?
no they just announced their advertising schedule on Cinemaphile because they can't stop giving money to troons
it was just a mix of scenes they had ready. about 20 people showed up and you couldnt really film without them noticing
>about 20 people showed up and you couldnt really film without them noticing
lol comedy
woah BASED MDE TROON TWITTER HYPE
*snorts a xannybar*
>jett gets a seat by the table
>charles is forced to sit outside
jesus christ
Charls makes Sam uncomfortable now
i watched that podcast they did together and it was so uncomfortable. sam directed all his comments and questions onto nick and refused to even look at charls.
The prodigal stunna sketch turned out to be prophetic.
frick
charls is the one in the hat next to sam you blind homosexual
jetts not even there
>chris being fat and moronic with his hands in his pocket
>6 hours
they went all out, bless them
>6 hours
So it will be long and boring shit like Happy World Daddy.
HWD is some of their best stuff though. The music and animations during transitions are also really great.
That was all Sam and Konzept. He’s doing them for WP2
Oh perfect then. I really can't imagine being super disappointed by WP2. Sure, less money than Adult Swim injected into it, but I mean, they're clearly talented people when it comes to even recent non WP2 sketches. Daughters University was simple and just well done, very funny. I don't get why people are being doom and gloom.
>I don't get why people are being doom and gloom.
because this is a very disingenuous post
Too on the nose and twitter inspired for me. They made the point better and with more style in college c**ts. It just feels reactive to me, when before MDE seemed preemptive. Maybe I'm just old and jaded idk
The stings will be good in that web2k/PS2 loading screen way though.
sams best edits were around ideas man, its like sam actually gave a shit. the goku intro, the BRAND NEW lightgun intro, the marvel hentai comic book parody intro, its like sam actually gave a frick and did really cool stuff
close second would be his work with pomp and clout on world peace 1. the HWD stuff is alright but it feels a little budget and 2d in comparison to those other two
>the HWD stuff is alright but it feels a little budget and 2d in comparison to those other two
The mid-intro to the World Peace pilot from 2015 was fricking amazing.
It's crazy they didn't use that one, it's my fav lol
>1 hour of footage shown
lol the first season was barely over an hour, this shits gonna be as bloated as sam is
Sam Hyde must be one of the ugliest men in the world. I want to vomit when I see images of him.
everything Sam has made post WP1 reeks of desperation and greed
For a guy who is autistic about japanese tube cameras the new world peace looks very unstylish.
Sam was always the weakest skits in the first one.
>Jet front and center at the table
cringe. how long until the fishtank contestants are brought on to ironically stare into the camera and quip 'I POOPED MY PANTS XD' like a marvel flick?
when you're addicted to xanax you don't care if you poop your pants or remember, this is why diapers were essential to the entire MDE experience
sam is extremely self conscious and knew to limit his screen time or the audience would get too turned off to keep watching. thats why he keeps gigachad erick around to make them look like maybe one of them is a person
I think the tone of this ad deviated from the style guide lads
>from the twisted mind of Jet Neptune
>pay $25k
>make a beeline for the girls' dirty laundry
>Load a bag
>Beeline back out if the house
>Sell the used laundry to simps
Gotta spend money to make money
>for 25 grand you can pretend to be my friend for a day
it cost a 1/8th that to donate be a character in fricking kickassia plus you got to eat dinner with doug
No one knows what Black person show you’re talking about bro
because you're a little baby boy
Narrator:
>"But there were no hidden secrets. Much like the controllable thermostat, that too was a lie."
I thought everyone was supposed to be xcited for this but it seems there's no actual engagement with it when Cinemaphile isn't being raided by the MDE discord after they wake up in the afternoon, take a few xannies, and don't brush their teeth
Weird
Fishtank thread drew dimes nobody cares about boomer sketch shows anymore
This thread was started at 5:48am, MDE fans are fricking sleeping
There is nothing to see. Nothing to discuss.
all the fishtank pajeets moved on
His body has slimmed down but his face hasn't somehow
>no MDE thread to b***h about
>make it yourself
>samegay the same 5 negative sentiments hoping someone takes the bait
>dopamine depleted brain panicking.
You're a homosexual. I will not stick around to read your replies.
Sam Hyde is a fricking failure. He destroyed his career by selling out by trying to have an Adult Swim show. Most people that sell out recognize they have to "clean up their brand" but this moron try to keep it edgy. He was moronic in the first place to do it let alone get away with it. Sam has alienated himself from the comedy world, and will destroy the careers of anyone who involves themselves with him. He's now no better than an ethot, begging for money from superchats on streams. Fishtank was garbage and so will WP2. Also, I can't wait for the inevitable fallout between Jet and Sam because Sam is 100% gonna dump Jet for someone else when he feels he's gotten too old. Notice how he surrounds himself by younger people? He's like psychological pedophile.
Sam's "content" these days is pushing NFTs to scam his fans or making a big brother knockoff to bait mentally ill simps to giving money to e-prostitutes which he takes a huge cut (basically making him a digital pimp)
everyone that put money into his shitty NFT "investment opportunity" lost half of it lol and the fishtank losers spend their days stalking an e-prostitute IRL
mde paypigs would be the best people to grift for cash, they are pathetic and hopeless.
NFT stuff is gay israeli bullshit but taking advantage of simp homosexuals is based.
>but taking advantage of simp homosexuals is based.
Unless it's Hasan Piker then I'm going to start screaming because that's different
It's all gonna be like the sequel to the "you tripped my wife" sketch. The one in the vineyard. Too long, weird washed out colours and the actresses will all have substance abuse problems.
>Too long
the new season is 6 hours long apparently. adult swim kept it short and concise.
Exactly
release already so it can be forgotten
not television
not film
MDE 2023-34 timeline:
>threadshit Cinemaphile again after paying janny trannies, alienating even more anons
>use shit tank as a wp2 ad
>wp2 is bloated and unfunny just like Sam but we're RIDING THE HECKIN' ELECTION WAVE AGAIN MY FELLOW LGBT+ RIGHT WINGERS
>more lost money, credibility, integrity, white blood cells
>Jet dies of benzo abuse
>Sam and iDubbbz mutual j/o in a cardboard box
I think the show was funny and I also think the discord psychos who seethe in every Hyde thread are funny
Furthermore, I have never given a penny to Sam Hyde projects
In summary, I get a sketch comedy show, a reality TV show, a home renovation show, and a consistent thread full of lolcows for zero dollars and no subscription
It is beyond a doubt that MDE is a great production and my only complain is that Chris Lynch is an illiterate and his job should NOT be reading donations
This is probably the most mainstream he'll get, so I hope he's savoring it. But pretty much anyone can book bawdfest. It's not exactly Carnegie Hall.
>But pretty much anyone can book bawdfest.
A regular who's who of Z-list israeli comedians
ALL THE STARS ARE HERE
LOUIS J GOMEZ
ALL THE STARS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
What about Luis Gay Jomez
Wtf is bawdfest anyway?
Comedy “festival” by legion of bawds, an even worse name than cum town. They are like the 4th or 5th best New York comedy podcast and they’re fat and gay and old.
What are the 3-4 better NYC comedy podcasts?
Nick Mullen showed on on PGL. Is the kiwitroon gonna ape out whenever someone talks about cumtown?
All the people on kf like Sam and fishtank. Why wouldn't they, it's a font of e-drama?
The groomer who runs the forum and sperg who has been crying for half a decade seems to hate MDE and project his childhood trauma on Sam.
Yeah but the majority of the users, who actually populate the threads, are different.
I like mde and only watched a couple fishtank clips.
>fat and gay and old
sounds like the perfect environment for MDE then
Mark my words, 2024 is the year that Sam Hyde goes on Joe Rogan
Spotify would never let it happen, and even if it did, Sam would just spout some /misc/ teir cringe and further ruin his reputation.
I’d rather see Nick on Rogan than Sam
I discovered remixed Hitler speeches and Jonathan Bowden Archive are on Spotify.
Sam Hyde is nothing.
Some obscure playlist compared to the most popular podcast in the world.
Sam isn't that controversial of a figure anymore.
he's been on shows with far less viewership and nothing like that happens. what makes you think he would try to blow the biggest promo opportunity in his life for a cheap laugh
>what makes you think he would try to blow the biggest promo opportunity in his life for a cheap laugh
he said that for the misfits boxing match, he was planning on saying something like "next mornign your queen will wake up with an IRA bullet in her head" and decided not to do it maybe a minute beforehand
Ok but he didn’t do it
>but he didn't
how would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?
>heh... he almost said edgy thing but was too chicken shit and pussed out at the last second
lmao moron
I'm not saying it's a bad thing he didn't do it, I'm saying he was close and might not be able to control the urge to do it next time
nice quads tho
>might not be able to control the urge
Yeah bro give him a couple hundo on stream maybe he'll say it
"next time" 🙂
With Joe Sam would have two possibilities - be a boring cuck and hope his mentally ill simp army would promote/shill/meme his appearance across all of social media and accept that he might be forgotten like all the other literal-who comedian friends Joe has had on,
Or in addition to that pull some stunt that would generate news headlines for him, like "comedian drops pants and pisses on Joe Rogan's table before walking out during podcast"
He’s not getting on
Hyde would go on JRE if asked, its more like Joe doesnt want him on
Looking like a israeli chemistry teacher
Stand Up/IRL Sam
YT Skit Sam>>>
Swim MDE
His stand up is atrocious lol
he did to standup what he did to TED Talks
The ted talk was funny because he was skewering a vapid load of intellectual masturbation with unearned cultural cachet. When he does the standup is just the big man loud Sam show.
nah, world peace is the best thing they've done because the sketches have to be concise and can't be 20 minute meandering cringe like all their youtube shit
Pre-Adult Swim sketches (Ideas Man, Tissue Box, Prodigal Stunna etc) > Sam Phone vids > World Peace > Sam Standup
Most of his standup is bad but there are a few gems like Gutter Mane
i love the idea of sam caving to this /misc/ aesthetic and trying to advertise on Cinemaphile only for 80% of the threads to be about him sucking wiener and scamming people
He's been advertising on Cinemaphile since 2011, newbie
watching a low budget indie film called Yucca Fest and the intro aesthetics are all vaporwave with some fashwave sprinkled in. just thought you MDE guys would be interested
so who was the paypig for WP2? or was it some form of crowdfunding? how much was the budget?
some Sheikh i think
Don't post reddit here.
No Ruse means no kino.
I don't really give a shit about Sam Hyde but any time he gets mentioned on Cinemaphile its a seethefest so I guess I like him for that
What's with him trying to look more and more disgusting and grotesque?
Eric Andre already did it, do something new
looks like he lost some weight at least.
.... is he dropping the weight to fight that "dad" guy?
hilarious to imagine sam instructing his zoomer crew to advertise on Cinemaphile only for the threads to be spammed with troony accusations and everyone telling sam to frick off lol
Yeah except I don't know anyone who actually believes them or finds them believable.
I could believe it easily, sam is a sexual deviant
Who you do or do not personally know is not instructive in any way.
So basically typical Cinemaphile autists spamming complete trash because some anon made a thread about a thing they don't like?
You said that already.
No one believes you.
I do
>mde synonymous with trannies and fatherless zoomers
kek
>Cinemaphile basedlennials actually think people use this site, let alone advertise on it
It’s 2024
>Bros....are we living through a MDE renaissance?
no. we're getting spammed by shills who pay the mods to tolerate them.
This site is dead and full of bots, you’re also a Black person, get a job
you gonna cry about it, you big babbby??
Frickoff Sam. You've become an unfunny israelite. The fact that you're posting your gay ads here is proof of that. Everything you were against you became, troonyfricker.
I find it very strange how the mods go to deleting shill tank threads on sight for being off topic and then they babysit it’s generals and leave off topic posts about it up when it’s airing
>he actually thinks Cinemaphile has human moderators
THIS homosexual HASNT BEEN FUNNY IN 7 YEARS
FRICK OFF TO REDDIT
i thought he was done after mde world peace ended but i'll give him credit he's managed to do an ok job reinventing himself and finding a new niche to appeal to the current gen of teenagers. the idubbz boxing shit and hasan piker meme was some good strategy
sam would throw his entire crew under the bus for a chance on rogen
what is the appeal of this man? ive seen people praising him as the best comedian of all time. lmao wtf?
It makes them feel good because if somebody THAT grotesque can succeed it means they have a chance too.
He's funny and has good editing. Thats it. All the kiwiBlack person does is project about his daddy issues and I just think Sam is funny.
Hi Luna
If people shitting on Sam (rightfully) offends you so much why are you here?
He (Luna) thinks it will make Sam want to have sex with him
I still have no idea who that is.
Stop projecting your autogynephilia and get a job, you terminally online troon.
No one cares about 4troon drama screenshots
You sure? Because the soph simp who's been posting these gossip pics for over half a decade 24/7 sure seems to
Okyog
>obscure internet acronym to show how funny a situation is supposed to be
>troon cartoon reaction image from muh childhood
Yup looks like we’ve got another bearded, Norwood 5 millennial to behead
Yeah bro you are so much better than everyone else
Yeah I’m not using the bathroom every 15 minutes at my $20 an hour job to post irrelevant 4troon screenshots from 3 years ago. Anyone who’s not doing that (everyone) is better than you
You act superior to everyone else yet here you are
And the leftytroon shows its true colors
>lefty troon
Quit projecting, you think you’re a based rwer because you didn’t take the vaxx, that’s your only political position
You dont have to hide your political views when you've practically admitted to being a "le nazis bad" type
Your wholesome chungus nazism is just as bad as “Le Nazis bad” (which I’m
Not doing)
You're not allowed to mock advertising content!
No one serious advertises here, this site is dead get a fricking grip
>Sam throwing away money to advertise a dead show on a dead site
Dire, better call Fred
It’s funny because you’re making up this pathetic story to make yourself feel better about the fact that you’re an abject failure, dysgenic millennial who spends 12+ hours a day posting on a site that is so dead it can only garner advertiser money from AI fart porn sites
>an abject failure, dysgenic millennial who spends 12+ hours a day posting on a site that is so dead it can only garner advertiser money from AI fart porn sites
Tell us more about fishtank
The show that you watched and posted about on a dead website non stop?
not reading this cringe thread
any word on when wp2 will be available to us untermensch?
Does anyone have the footage of WP2 they showed?
so was his set recorded and if so where will it be posted? I also kinda want to see Damiel's performance as well
>it's a MDE/Tim and Eric/David Foster Wallace thread
What's it like doing whipits on benzos???
Why did he rape marky bros?