Bros... are we old?

Bros... are we old?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He look like Paulie now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      oof madone

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He may not, at least no too much, but Furio legit looks like Patsi Parisi now

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 33. Like my lord, Jesus Christ.

    Jesus is king.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      muh skydaddy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No. It's the children who are young.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This means
      Wet Behind the Ears ass homies with breath smellin like Similac

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Man who this lil young whipper snapper runnin up into my combo

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 34, of course I'm fricking old. I'm starting to take pills and shit now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pills for what?

      >still norwood 0
      How does he do it?

      Finasteride + Minoxidil

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >34
      >Old

      Not old at all. And its not normal for a 34 year old to have to take pills. Its actually not normal for anyone healthy under 50.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Genetics

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >still norwood 0
    How does he do it?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like being older but I'm only 29 so maybe it'll lose its luster but the older I get the more I feel above it all

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am 34 years old and I am fine with it. Actually it has it perks.

    >be 24
    >only go to gym
    >spend my nights watching movies and browsing Cinemaphile
    >whenever a girl asks me why I don't go out clubbing I say I am not into that whole thing and they lose interest
    >they see me as antisocial loser

    >be 24
    >only go to gym and to work
    >spend my nights watching movies and browsing Cinemaphile
    >whenever a girl asks me why I don't go out clubbing I say I am not into that whole thing and they think that I did all of that and got bored
    >they see me as a mature guy
    >I actually go on dates now and have sex
    >I actually dated a 19 year old

    Basically just make sure your diet is right and exercise and have a job and you too will age "gracefully".

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Basically just make sure your diet is right and exercise and have a job and you too will age "gracefully".

      Like Jared Leto? Do you take supplements?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just b complex and zinc. I use whey shake after exercise but I mosty try to eat meat and veggies. I avoid shit like chips and candy.

        but you were 24 in both examples? please explain

        Shit my bad, the second one should be 34 but I had it in the first sentence

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      but you were 24 in both examples? please explain

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        time is a flat circle
        whatever you were doing at 24 you will do at 34, and 44, and 54...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      theres almost no diff between 24 and 34, your body only starts degrading noticeable at 35

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        then why have i felt like shit ever since i turned 30?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >then why have i felt like shit ever since i turned 30?
          you are eating very badly

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because you're stunad

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          weak mental. if you start thinking and calling yourself old then that's how you're going to look and feel. 30 is still fricking young. people can stay strong and healthy if they want and it will only start to really drop off around 55-60.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          wait until you turn 40, its like going off a cliff

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 45 it's over

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He has unironically aged very gracefully.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just realized that Chrissy has an uncanny resemblance to the Boston Strangler.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > age gracefully
    Lol. "Getting Old" advice from the 34 year old
    > that just started being adult at 30

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's what I love about these 2D girls man. I keep getting older. They stay the same age.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Imperioli
    > Age (67)
    Madonn!!!

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Age nerfed his eyebrows
    It's never been so over

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So it is confirmed. 90% of a man looks is his hair. Just have good hair and don't be a fatty.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He looks great for a 57 year old man. Loved him in The White Lotus

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I was always surprised by his age in season 1 of the Sopranos, he genuinely looks young as frick

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    im 34, just a kid. op? hes an old man

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where's my arc?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's only seven years older than me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fellow based oldgay
      Did you watch the Berlin Wall come down too?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nah I was busy watching serbs getting slaughtered

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks pretty good for 57. Honestly he looked worse in the later seasons of the Sopranos

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I assume that there was a large amount of makeup and unfavorable lighting for everyone in the later seasons to unglamorize the characters.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    DID YA HAFTA READ FOR DAVID

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    seeing kenny hotz looking like a truckstop santa made me feel old

    loving the commentary with sebastian though

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares? *smokes a big cool looking cigar*

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >40yo
    >just got back from 94yo grandmother's funeral
    >she was my last living grandparent
    >lost my dad 20 years ago, and I'm almost as old as he was when he died
    >gonna drink Manhattans for the duration of the day

    Feelin' pretty old right now ngl

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any man under 30 is a moronic child. Women, no limit, 100+

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You wanna talk to the foreskin?

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Christopher is now old enough to play Tony in a sequel
    Oh NONONONO

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Christopher is now almost twice as old as was James Gandolfini during season 1.

    Let that sink in

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