I'm not gonna look it up, but I suspect something like this will happen. Like Gosling ends up gay because men shouldn't be afraid to come out nowadays. Toxic masculinity and all that, similar to how Barbie was long criticized for being too perfect for normal women.
"Rumored" means fricking nothing, it's just corporate speak to get a hypetrain going. Even if the movie included something like that, I'd probably be relating to the whole "smooth crotch" Ken thing.
The movie is unlikely to be just some straight forward cutesy Barbie movie. Barbie has long been criticized, I expect deconstructions and shit. If it were straight forward, I think they would've cast young actors instead of some old shitters that look like they're trying to relive the days of their youth.
That would be disappointing. What would be truly radical is if they mocked all the troony/homosexual shit. I guess they could satirize troons with this angle, but I doubt they're brave enough.
>american men are at a point where they're entertaining the idea of seeing a movie with a guy looking like that in it, about a children's dress up doll, all with a straight face
him ending up transexual is the least of your 4th world problems at this point
It’s 2022, you really think that a mainstream movie with 2 mainstream actors and a mainstream franchise that chose 2 white actors is not going to have some political bullshit in it?
They're not putting in the song because it's got sexual undertones or something like that, but of course dyke propaganda is perfectly okay for kids to consume and won't affect them in any way
>they're not putting in the song.
What the frick? What’s the point then?
They're not putting in the song because it's got sexual undertones or something like that, but of course dyke propaganda is perfectly okay for kids to consume and won't affect them in any way
You're not funny
You're chudcel pissbaby losers
You're flyover state rural morons
You're not frogs
You're not clown world wojaks for crying out loud
You're jealous of transwomen
>Audition
lol
He's been in the Hollywood inner circles since he was a child actor. The israelites decided it was time he play a troonyhomosexual and he complied. Do you think these celebrity Black personcattle have a say in the matter?
I've made my mom throwout the denim jacket, I threw my dinner at her and I'm refusing to come out of my room to eat or poop. I'm fricking done. I'm done with this shit, there is no way I can pull this one off wtf are you thinking Goose???
Here I am, chilling in my Cali flat, good job, nice tan. I have a smoking hot gf (who happens to be trans, not like you could ever tell) who sucks my dick every night.
Meanwhile, you fricking losers are crying yourselves to sleep every night.
Kind of shocking if you guys didn't realize that this movie was going to be about 'subverting gender role expectations'. Should've noticed this from Margot Robbie's feminist plotline in Suicide Squad. And to top it off, you just know Gosling is completely on board with this
I pray that this movie gives us new memes and not more /misc/ seething.
I'm the last person to tell someone to stop hating trannies, but I want some good old Cinemaphile FUN.
Isn’t this going to be a PG-13 film? If the rumors are true then that means they’re blatantly pushing transgenderism on children.
Will this give conservacucks the push to finally start rioting?
That would be unironically hilarious. We live in such a clown world that this would be the final punchline to see in theaters. I'm ready to live my life in full chaos if it happens..nothing matters kek.
kek this movie's just gonna be one giant shitpost isn't it
It's gonna break Cinemaphile
>break Cinemaphile
calm yo bussy. WHite Cinemaphile is in for a major buck breaking reckoning
god i hope so
literally why im watching it at the local plex
>Lars and the Real Girl
Real talk, what target audience was this movie made for? It's certainly not lonely incels, considering this guy is in love with a fricking doll.
It's wholesome kino to watch with your mom.
lmao it's gonna be hella epic, my fellow incels
They won't just let it be fun. They can't. I'm not even going to watch it but I can't wait to see how fricking annoying they make it.
No way would they make a joke out of Ken wanting to be transgender, but it would be hilarious regardless.
I’m ready
>Goose will be a Troon
BASED. Time to prepare for a new personality.
Trooning out is the biggest & final step of the sigma male grindset.
wouldn't be the first time he cross dressed in a movie
I'm not gonna look it up, but I suspect something like this will happen. Like Gosling ends up gay because men shouldn't be afraid to come out nowadays. Toxic masculinity and all that, similar to how Barbie was long criticized for being too perfect for normal women.
"Rumored" means fricking nothing, it's just corporate speak to get a hypetrain going. Even if the movie included something like that, I'd probably be relating to the whole "smooth crotch" Ken thing.
The movie is unlikely to be just some straight forward cutesy Barbie movie. Barbie has long been criticized, I expect deconstructions and shit. If it were straight forward, I think they would've cast young actors instead of some old shitters that look like they're trying to relive the days of their youth.
Why would matell let them make a farce of barbie? How will that help them sell more dolls?
Dolls?
don’t confuse gay with troonys. gay guys generally like masculinity and being male. troonys hate all things male and reject it.
t. PhD in gay
I am banking on them making Ken gay
That would be disappointing. What would be truly radical is if they mocked all the troony/homosexual shit. I guess they could satirize troons with this angle, but I doubt they're brave enough.
>That would be disappointing.
You dont really care about this movie right?
>Barbie movie
I can't tell what's real anymore
No Ryan please i d-don't want to transition
you will transition and you will like it
Too late anon. You WILL become Amy Schumer.
It's too late, give in to the dark side
I do
>Cinemaphile suddenly starts having threads about taking hrt
The amount of Hunter shilling might just be the breaking point. First the poltards now the Trannies why can’t this board stop taking ls
what even is the meme anymore?
fake and gay
https://screenrant.com/barbie-movie-ken-scream-set-video-reactions-twitter/
in fairness, Ken is famous for not having a penis.
Barbies genitals and nipples are missing too.
>american men are at a point where they're entertaining the idea of seeing a movie with a guy looking like that in it, about a children's dress up doll, all with a straight face
him ending up transexual is the least of your 4th world problems at this point
It’s 2022, you really think that a mainstream movie with 2 mainstream actors and a mainstream franchise that chose 2 white actors is not going to have some political bullshit in it?
This haha I am demoralized wish we made movies more like China
>Barbie movie
They must really be scraping the bottom of the barrel
That's just funny even though it's obviously fake.
What is actually upsetting is that they're not putting in the song.
>they're not putting in the song.
What the frick? What’s the point then?
They're not putting in the song because it's got sexual undertones or something like that, but of course dyke propaganda is perfectly okay for kids to consume and won't affect them in any way
>Bimbo culture being replaced by gays
NOOOOOOOOO
Mattel hates the song
Imagine not wanting to be a woman in 2022
imagine not projecting your own fetish onto others.
did they really cast Gosling just to pander to the "he's literally me" audience?
gosling started his career with the notebook. this is a movie for women
this is a movie for girls, you guys are all homosexuals if you really thought it would be worth anything.
don't care about your masculinity, toxic or otherwise
hot
I for one would like to see Ryan Gosling go through this process
If I saw him on the street I'd think he was a drag queen
the eternal fate of the roid troony
wtf are these abs
Not a mental illness by the way
Lmao wat, this dude went even further and changed from Ken to Barbie?
those fricking comments jesus christ
did he keep the abs
who tf is this
Super Saiyan Bogdanoff jr.
kek just in time for everyone to be sick of gay and trans shit
You're not funny
You're chudcel pissbaby losers
You're flyover state rural morons
You're not frogs
You're not clown world wojaks for crying out loud
You're jealous of transwomen
>>>/qa/
kek just went there for 10 seconds and found
what the frick HAH
Trannies have nothing that I want. My mental health is garbage but I'm still at a much lower suicide risk.
Trannies - 0.
Me - 1.
>I'm a step above trannies
lmao
>troony can’t into memes
Many such cases
I identify as a frog due to always being moist
but the flyover rural morons are the proletariat
>cast man
>call him a girl
>have him kiss a biological woman
>movie now satisfies troon and gay quota without needing to hire either
b-b-b-based
frick bros I can't afford a sex change
Nobody can.
they should just stick with canon and have him smooth down there
Did y'all ever used to stick little plasticine weiners on your Ken dolls and then lick and suck on them a bit? Was well funny.
which family member molested you?
>y’all
would fit if he turns out to be a transman to explain his notoriously flat crotch but that's actually funny so won't happen
Fake news so that when the real film drops it’ll seem less woke.
>smooth undercarriage
>trans
not what I expected, what the frick
One way or another this movie is going to absolutely wreck Cinemaphile. This place won't look the same in 3 weeks time. Prepare yourselves.
are you bros taking your hormones? my scorpio jacket is starting to feel a little too wide for me now...
I just realized I'm trans. They are literally me
just like how you'll never be ryan gosling
you'll never be a real woman
>a troony
no thats exactly like Cinemaphile
G-goosebros.. Is this our hardest challenge? I admit La La Land personality was pretty hard to pull of but this seems even more difficult.
We just have to believe in ourselves
I'm a troony? O-ok I always suspected it
lol its probably some joke about him not having a dick because he's a ken doll
i really doubt it will have troony shit, maybe
>A live action Barbie movie
why would my main homie Ry-Go even audition for such a gay movie?????? something ain't right..
>Audition
lol
He's been in the Hollywood inner circles since he was a child actor. The israelites decided it was time he play a troonyhomosexual and he complied. Do you think these celebrity Black personcattle have a say in the matter?
She's literally me
He becomes the woman below?
some new set pics
OMG DOUBLE BARBIE
lmao goose looks ridiculously plastic americana, like that primus video. now i see he was perfectly cast.
He's literally me
is that rebecca volpetti playing the other barbie?
My wiener in her throat
Thanks, will post cum tribute soon
If Ken was secretly a transwoman who wants to be like Barbie then he would literally and unironically be me.
I've made my mom throwout the denim jacket, I threw my dinner at her and I'm refusing to come out of my room to eat or poop. I'm fricking done. I'm done with this shit, there is no way I can pull this one off wtf are you thinking Goose???
But that's exactly like you
Just got the new personality up and running. Feeling good.
So Barbie will end up with Tyrone in the end.
Checks out, developing as expected
Hunter shafer as Ken!
Well it's time lads. We've got to commit. It's time to become one with the anima.
ken is going to be a feminized pussy
barbie will be a loud "empowered" b***h
she will frick black and asian men
It's definitely happening
https://streamable.com/9f6kri
You can delete your gosling folders
That's just a standard Goose scream
what a lucky guy to slap margot's ass
I for one welcome our new troon overlord
Would the toy company allow this to happen? They didn't want barbie girl in the movie, so why would they let ken go trans?
trans is normal nowdays while raunchy innuendo is still not socially accepted
Let me guess
Barbie 2 will end with Ken's suicide
>they wrote a biopic of real life ken doll
>microplastics are b-
senpai that isn't microplastics that's full-on macroplastics
There's no way he can breathe out of that nose.
>tfw they've deliberately cast Gosling to own the incels
Why do they hate us so? Is nothing sacred?
Well, troons are just incels in denial after all.
it's the other way around sweaty
Men can be incels for lots of reasons. You don't reach a certain age and magically have sex.
It'll be that Barbie is a passionate and stunning and brave role model (remember, a toy company made this movie) and Ken wants to be that too
it's the final step of the chud evolution, y'all turn into some turbo trannies at some point. good riddance.
FRICK WE'RE ALL TRANS NOW BROS?!
Hello me, meet the real me
its been nice talking to myself
My dark black past is my, most valued possession.
idris elba
it's 2022, not trooning out at this point is basically considered offensive
It'd be hilarious if at the end of the movie Ken and Barbie are about to frick and she pulls down his undies to reveal a smooth plastic mound
Gotta love to see the chuds seethe.
Here I am, chilling in my Cali flat, good job, nice tan. I have a smoking hot gf (who happens to be trans, not like you could ever tell) who sucks my dick every night.
Meanwhile, you fricking losers are crying yourselves to sleep every night.
Republicans will NEVER win another election.
You’ve already posted this twice, move on troon, you’re acting like a child
you will NEVER have sex with a normal human vegana
I get to frick delicious, tight bussy while all you get to frick is your hand
You get to get liquid shit poop from a mans ass on your dick? and you think this makes you better than me?
Oh no, not a little girly chocolate on my big wiener. How horrifying.
thats fricking disgusting my man
>girly chocolate
post Cali flat
you WILL get the transgender transformation and you WILL be happy like Ken
It's called gender euphoria
FRICK this is gonna be difficult I'm gonna have to transition and then detransition for when his next kino comes out
Kind of shocking if you guys didn't realize that this movie was going to be about 'subverting gender role expectations'. Should've noticed this from Margot Robbie's feminist plotline in Suicide Squad. And to top it off, you just know Gosling is completely on board with this
If this movie doesn't end up being weird as frick, like it looks, then it's all going to be a waste of time.
I pray that this movie gives us new memes and not more /misc/ seething.
I'm the last person to tell someone to stop hating trannies, but I want some good old Cinemaphile FUN.
holy shit 99% of Cinemaphile about to become transwomen
My future neovag is ready
Will they reference the barbie vlog?
ROLLAN
imma just cover my eyes at the ending
Isn’t this going to be a PG-13 film? If the rumors are true then that means they’re blatantly pushing transgenderism on children.
Will this give conservacucks the push to finally start rioting?
>Will this give conservacucks the push to finally start rioting?
lol no
another jan 6 will literally never happen
Jan 7: The FBI Tries Harder
Why do you honestly watch modern media, anons?
That would be unironically hilarious. We live in such a clown world that this would be the final punchline to see in theaters. I'm ready to live my life in full chaos if it happens..nothing matters kek.
When all the chads have veganas, the incels will rule the Earth.
Why the frick are you homosexuals talking about a fricking Barbie movie? Barbie is for preteen girls you morons.
Ryan Gosling is Cinemaphile's favorite actor since Blade Runner 2049
Drive is when we discovered he was just like us
The goose is usually a sign of kino
frick. everyone will make fun of me for having a gosling phase. ITS OVER
Well Ken literally has no genitals so this makes sense.
or maybe he's more you that you ever expected...egg
I would think they would write Ken coming out of the closet at the end
My estrogen pills are already on the way.
FemCharlie Day is literally perfect
>he didn't choose FemDennis
poor choice
I am ready
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earring_Magic_Ken
Yet another fake, disparaging article. Why though?
You really can't have a simple movie these days. Maybe one here and there
How is this thread still up? It’s a fake headline. Jannies are fricking morons.