Bros I'm halfway through watching this movie for the first time and this shit is kino.

Bros I'm halfway through watching this movie for the first time and this shit is kino.
Beatty is fricking awesome in this and Madonna is surprisingly not bad plus she's hot as hell.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry to ruin it but Madonna is the no face guy with the raspy voice.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like anyone didn't see that coming. I knew it would be her when I saw the movie as a fricking 6 year old.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sadly I had seen the Playmates toys already a while back, so I knew that twist.
      But I'm almost done with it now. It's still good so far.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sorry to ruin it but Madonna is the no face guy with the raspy voice.

      My god. Did Hideo Kojima steal this plot twist from Dick Tracey for Metal Gear Solid?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She'd make a pretty good Dick Tracey villain even now, and no makeup required this time.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if comic kino looked like this still we wouldn't call it capeshit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      now madonna looks like the dude in the green suit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His name is Influence.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Influence got on the title card over Pruneface?! Frick that! I'm rubbin him out!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dick Tracy is pure kino
      even pacino is amazing again here

      pure kino

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, it's a really beautiful movie.
    https://spectrum.rosco.com/index.php/2020/06/vittorio-storaro-reveals-the-origin-of-the-storaro-selection-in-dick-tracy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >make a comic strip movie
      >take your visual inspiration from the fricking comic strip
      Why is this apparently so hard for filmmakers?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By far one of the best looking movies ever. Watching this movie is depressing because all of this shit is a lost art. No movie will ever look like this again

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >plus she's hot as hell
    Late '80s was peak Madonna. Everyone and their brother wanted to break their dick off in her ass.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This was around the time see really wanted Tupac's black baby. Not even memeing.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I never got into Madonna. Tiffany and Debbie Gibson? Fahgettaboutit!

        Madonna's black fetish was front and center in her "Like A Prayer" video.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The movie bombed because who was market for it? Detective created during Prohibition? Not exactly shit kids interested in. I remember seeing it in theaters and bore to death as a kid. Long musical numbers, cameos of celebs I didn’t know. Wasn’t until it was older I realized it was good

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The movie bombed
      lmao how's it feel to be a dumbfrick moron?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know, maybe you should be the one to tell us?
        >Dick Tracy eventually grossed $103.74 million in the United States and Canada, and $59 million elsewhere, coming to a worldwide total of $162.74 million.
        >Prior to its overseas release (and other revenue streams), the film was estimated to have generated a $57 million deficit for Disney. Studio chairman Jeffrey Katzenberg expressed disappointment in a studio memo that noted that Dick Tracy had cost about $100 million total to produce, market and promote. "We made demands on our time, talent and treasury that, upon reflection, may not have been worth it."

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it is indeed KINO AS FRICK. i dont know why this and the Popeye live action adaptations get so much shit, they are both excellent.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They were both made 50 years too late for the success of their respective comic strips.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished it.
    I wish I had seen it as a kid. I would have fricked with it so hard.
    How the frick does it only sit in the 60s on RT but shit like female Ghostbusters is in the 70s?
    Insane.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      israelites. And it was cash as a kid.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember watching this at my Grandma's house on her little crt tv she had sitting on her kitchen table and being really freaked out by Flattop and all the villains really.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sooner or later was all the rage when she did it on TV

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Madonna is a good actress when she's more or less playing herself.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beatty is based for preventing a remake. What we have isn't getting topped by this generation of nepobaby hacks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thank God it hasn't been remade.
      I can just imagine them casting fricking Pedro Pascal as Dick Tracy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't be silly, they would never cast Pedro Pascal as Dick Tracy. They'd cast John Boyega.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're right how could I be so bigoted.
          And maybe Gabourey Sidibe as Breathless Mahone.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When do we eat?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This was my capeshit - Batman '89, Batman Returns, Dick Tracy, The Mask, The Shadow and The Rocketeer.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget The Mask of Zorro and The Phantom. Pulp comic films that'll never be made again.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Madonna is surprisingly not bad plus she's hot as hell.

    She had miles of Black wiener by then. Just think of some rando, flash in the pan sweaty big-lipped boon bringing her to ecstasy & her loving it. That still turn you on & you wanna go there? If it does you have serious mental issues, or are playing the israeli subversion game (many such cases).

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking loved that montage.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Slow somber song for the montage of the hero winning and jazzy upbeat for when the villains are on top.
      SOVL

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Had these for Batman too! Cause who doesn't want a Carl Grissom baseball card?!

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be madonna
    >supposed the great bombshell sex symbol playing the sexy femme fatale
    >get completely outshined in the looks department by the plain jane character in one of the most brutal moggings of cinema history
    Also Vittorio Storaro outdit himself with the cinematography

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God, if only WB weren't such homosexuals and made a Batman movie just like Dick Tracy, "Golden Age" Batman film in a similar style, set in 1939, with an imaginary art-deco Gotham City, complete with The Joker wearing a purple fedora and trench coat hanging off the side of a Rolls-Royce Phantom II maniacally firing a Thompson machine gun, a man can dream of such things.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can only imagine the glory of 1939 Gotham where 50% of people are black

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > no, not the bath.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Deserves the 4K treatment, just imagine that great color palette in HDR.

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