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My mommy and my daddy.
Brehsssssss
We all wanted to strip her naked and frick her
Man, what a cutie.
haha thank you, anonkun!! :3
Which predator was it where she went back in the room after Hansen was talking and just grabbed the keys and left? That shit was so awkward like why did she do that?
I remember they posted a 19 year old for trying to meet up with a 15 year old. Like give me a break Black person, even a ~21 year old and 15 year old dating isn't pedophilia.
Even better was when they busted an 18 year old for trying to meet a 17 year old and then they got this weird looking cop to talk about how the 18 year old was possessed by the devil while they played clips of the cop literally kneeling for black lives matter and marching with them instead of doing his police work
It’s just the law bro, americans set the age of consent between 16 and 18 so wanting to frick a 15 yo makes you technically a pedo there no matter if you’re close to 18.
Most countries have it between 13 and 16
I'm surprised nobody on the show tried to force themselves onto the decoy, they're all just awkward losers waiting for her to make the first move
What did you expect, for them to rape her right there on the spot? They were just going to watch some tv and chat for a bit.
The “can I have a hug?” guys are so weird man
Because the decoy usually acts hyper nervous, which usually de-sexualize the atmosphere, and these guys aren’t really rapists, they come to the house because they’re invited.
And Hansen steps in pretty quickly anyways
>and these guys aren’t really rapists,
I think a lot of them would be if they had more confidence, which is scary
>I live here. Me my mommy and my daddy
>my mommy and daddy..oh hey, my younger brother is entering the room
What in the world were they thinking?
He was the backup decoy.
He's literally got a 5 o'clock shadow, what the frick were they thinking kek
He's a manlet. Hanson, being a real man, thinks any male under 6' to be no different than a child. He's correct.
Imagine how terrifying it'd be to show up to that. Pedo was probably relieved when Hansen showed up because it meant he wasn't about to be murdered by some dude pretending to be a little boy.
>tfw no cute predator gf
why even live?
it was okay for the time but they really stepped their game up with more secretive stuff like Cinemaphile for example
And you’re the number 1 leading predator
She literally wanted to frick him so bad. If the cameras weren't there she would have
>where did you go to school?
>ketchupandwhoppers
One of these girls had to get quickly felt up right? There’s no way they all remained unscathed. The cops wouldn’t have been able to burst in the room fast enough if one of the guys quickly reached to feel a boob or go for a kiss
this guy is the biggest moron of all
>go on date
>bring food but only for yourself
>take a massive dump 2 minutes after introducing yourself
what a mong. even by predator standards
Fat Johnny Knoxville
She looks like Britney
Ponytail through the back of the hat gets me hard. Why?
Why didn’t they ever bust 30+ year old women trying to bang underaged boys?
Those kinds of women just become school teachers
pedophiles and anyone that jerks off to cartoons should be publicly executed
it was peak entrapment
>Hello, Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Love your show. I guess I'll be taking my leave now.
>Police? What do you mean? By your own admission, all my chats were just roleplaying with someone over the age of consent, so no crime has been committed. Goodbye.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>product of a single mother who can't drive and has never made a single one of his own appointments thinks he can outwit the legal system despite his very appearance at the residence demonstrating intent
>without sounding mad
I would just go everywhere with a Chris Hansen pic and a pen in a pocket.
If it turns to be real, I pull it off and go
"Hey Chris I knew it was you from the start, can I have your autograph? I didn't bring the newer pic you told me to use, I like this angle more"
>Say your his biggest fan and you are there to have sex with him
>sit on his lap when he asks you to have a seat
Checkmate funpolice
>So, how do you explain the messages from your chat-persona "Scan Her Shin"?
>"Scan Her Shin" is an anagram of "Chris Hansen" - I love you so much, man.
There's not a jury in the world that would convict you.
>after hanging out with the 13 year old girl for an hour it starts to become obvious Hansen bailed on you
I wonder how much in advance they set up in the house, like if I cruise by the case the situation the night before will I see a bunch of burly guys hauling in equipment or what
But she's not a child, so nothing illegal happened.