>br*tish setting
>its always foggy or raining
How do these frickers not kill themselves
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>br*tish setting. >its always foggy or raining
>br*tish setting
>its always foggy or raining
How do these frickers not kill themselves
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>How do these frickers not kill themselves
they essentially did a little over 100 years ago
what we see today is the ghost of a former nation
Kino setting
They were last relevant in the second world war. Now it's just a windswept island.
>relevant
Unironically why should anyone care about "relevance". Explain how relevant Russia is better off than irrelevant Denmark.
Shitlibs are simultaneously against the idea of empire and obsessed with remaining part of an empire to remain relevant. Now we're all part of the same globohomosexual empire under the same bootheel they love it. Whenever the public votes the wrong way they cry about the rest of the world "laughing at us".
They're fricking pathetic, being a citizen of an empire fricking sucks.
Explain to me how you are under a bootheel?
Being heavily taxed to pay for bankers wars, bailing out bankers for their shitty behaviour, gambling and corruption, paying for third world immigration that the public never asked for or wanted to keep the elites Ponzi scheme going, governments that have secrets that they can't tell the public about for "national security reasons" which translates to "you might kill us if you knew what we did".
All under the threat of violence and imprisonment if you fail to comply.
That good enough for you?
Now how about things that actually happen?
Danes are relevant to the EU and NATO, important regional power. Irrelevant would be The Philippines, giant population and barely any influence in geopolitics, trade, popular culture, etc.
It was more the smoke from the coal fires t b h
This, if the story is set in contemporary London, having it be foggy all the time is anachronistic.
>It was more the smoke from the coal fires
it wasn't though. coal smoke and fog are completely different.
its different now because england's climate has changed a lot since the 50s.
raining but not snowing all through winter? that's fricked.
It did snow as well which i counted as a rain day.
It generally doesn't get cold enough to snow.
it used to
>sun is in the sky, better dance the samba and crack open a mango
>sky is cloudy 🙁 better off myself
Thirdie mentality.
>sunlight is le good
Yes.
do you know what SAD is imagine having that every fricking day.
actually, now that i think about it, most people on this site probably do. sad.
Yea because people living on the equator are so happy
We don't get SAD, because we're not brown. Vitamin D can actually be stimulated by sunlight in Northern latitudes when you have such pale and beautiful skin.
Britoids should really stick to period pieces and classic literary adaptations, NOBODY wants to see a series/movie depicting the urban squalor and social malcontent in Bringhamptonshire or whatever.
This. Even something like Downton Abbey is miles better than any series set in modern urban Br*tain.
You get used to it.
t. live in the rainiest town in Europe
>t. live in the rainiest town in Europe
comfy af
kino
soul. I hate sunny days, I hate seeing happy people
reminds me of In Bruges
Why is Scandi architecture so kino? Imagine if they colonized America and built these everywhere?
This pic makes it look exactly like a winter resort town in Canada
>evil empire comes from a island sorrounded by creepy fog
BRAVO TOLKIEN
>LONDON
>MORDOR
Very subtle Professor Tolkien
Birmingham actually
Is there an Eye in that tower? Cant make it out quite well
I don't know about an eye, but there's obviously a camera in the clock face, just like there is in every clock
>its always foggy or raining
it isn't anymore
Why do you think there were always out colonizing? No one wanted to stay on that shitty island
The beauty of English women and the taste of British cuisine made the Englishman the greatest sailor in the world.
>Belarus: Belarus
The reason why Scandinavia has good looking women is because they stole them all from the British isles tbh
Scandinavian women are not good looking at all.
Anon, are you legitimately, medically speaking, autistic? You quite literally just repeated the joke in the picture.
the norrhen half of england was ruled by vikings you moron they didnt leave
The ugly vikings stayed and banged all the ugly leftovers and thats where you came from Nigel
>The women were so ugly and bad at cooking that they so routinely chose to brave the high seas than brave another terrible dinner with their fat ugly waves that they ended up mastering sailing.
>safe edgy
>wojaks in 2024
This thing is brown
We just drink but it's legitimately overcast 90% of the year.
Over winter i began doubting the weather reports on rain so kept a log myself, over a 4 month period it unironically rained to some degree every single day but 5. I do live in the far north but still, it's obscene.
It’s hardly ever foggy. It is rainy during the winter but it’s more cloudy than anything tbqh. Is Mexico really yellow?
They can't see each other
Would you recon how it's actually hard to shoot in a bloody fog, mate?
I grew up in the sunny Caribbean coast (Barranquilla, Colombia) and genuinely fricking hated it. The constant heat and glare sure is great, when you're only here for 5 weeks on vacation, but being cooked everytime you go outside all year round gets tiring real fricking fast.
Also if you're not black, you're literally at risk of getting skin cancer all the time.
CongolombiANO puto, mejor ve a freir bananas y traficar drogas
I said grew up there, I didn't say I was Colombian kek. My dad worked for a company's Barranquilla operation, but I'm technically a gringo ass US American whose ancestry is typical New Jersey Irish-Italian-English mutt.
Imagine being born outside of your natural climate zone. What a nightmare.
Tell that to all the blacks outside Africa
I will, but staying comfortable in the cold with black skin as 1000 times easier than staying comfortable in the sun with white skin.
Aussies love the Sun, but keep coping.
>About 2 out of 3 Australians will be diagnosed with some form of skin cancer before the age of 70.
https://www.cancercouncil.com.au/skin-cancer/about-skin-cancer/
Go to Australia and you'll see that kids all wear sunblock and hats when playing outside for a reason
They still love the sun. Look at their beaches.
Yeah no shit everyone likes going to the ocean, but the point is that it's a lot easier being black in the cold than being white in the tropics. Without sunblock you'd be miserably sunburnt as a white man in Australia, whereas layers are still layers in the cold no matter what your melanin levels are
So basically blacks are superior. K got it.
Without jackets nigs would die of frostbite. Your argument makes zero sense.
>blacks would die of frostbite
As opposed to whites who get 20% frost resistance?
Yes.
You haven't lived around black people, their winter starts when most whites are still wearing shorts. It's very noticeable and they talk about it.
The British military did studies that showed that black soldiers were 20 times more likely to suffer from cold-related maladies than White soldiers were. Black folk are only kept alive in cold climates by the benevolent grace of the White man's technology.
actual moron
Yeah, and without vitamin D supplements Black folk get rickets, lmao
Let’s go Caimanes!
>be mongols
>don't bother with the isles because the constant rain would melt the glue in your composite bows
Also the reason why the english used shitty single stave bows, that and logistics
UKcore
>But there's US scenes in that video
They added some scenes from Pennsylvania to appeal to American viewers.
they like being miserable
It's all we know.
>Texas setting
>its always hot
>always looks clean
>everyone talks like a cowboy
I'm not an ameribro, but Texas looks cool in the movies
Almost all American states are heavily de centralized with the population being concentrated into small parts of land so yeah, large swaths of Texas are unoccupied.
looks clean
Inaccurate on that at least, sad to say the US is just not a hygienic country (neither are a lot of Euros for that matter, I've seen what you frickers do in Glasgow or in Naples)
Also most Texans are fat suburban LARPers. All hat, no cattle. You can find real cowboys, but they're a minority and they definitely don't live in a Houston suburb working an office job.
Let me guess, water is wet, too, huh?
Texas WAS in fact cool. It had its own spirit that is highly diluted today.
Texas was the most kino state from the revolution to about 1980 at the latest but is now 99% LARPers and carpet bagger homosexuals. The Texans who defeated the Mexican army as outnumbered ragtag volunteers would take a bullwhip to the modern fatasses infesting their hard won land.
It is wild in the history of Texas and the southern frontiers in general that the Americans that did most of the fighting against Indians and Mexicans were volunteers. Many of them weren't even from the areas they fought in, they just wanted to kill swarthlings so badly they signed up and went over.
the weather's actually lovely at the moment here in the east of England. warm with clear blue skies. 23C/73F. summer has almost arrived.
>br*tish
Is there a bigger giveaway for a poster being Indian?
So your big criticism of the British is that the weather is bad?
And if you had to endure such weather you'd have a nice day?
LMAO
Pathetic. You should cry more, you'd piss less.
The Englels over at Cinemaphile are great at bantz but I always see them being salty as frick on Cinemaphile. Why it that?
Cinemaphile bongs are mostly pseudo-normie lad types, Cinemaphile bongs (like all Cinemaphile posters) are terminally online autists
Cinemaphile is a melting pot for reddit and /misc/ tourists, they easily get offended and love the idea of "winning arguments"
Calm down Chud
/sp/chads can't be compared to Cinemaphilecels
>America speaks English
>EU speak English
Crazy how you hate us so much that you speak our language? funny that
The english language belongs to England in the same way that the spanish language belongs to Spain. It doesn't anymore. English belongs to North America and Spanish belongs to South America. Euroids BTFO'd by ameriCHADS!
I've never heard a single American have command over the language as an Englishman might
your vocabulary is wanting, your verbiage is trite; you struggle to employ nuance and shades of meaning inherent in the delivery of deliberate subtext imperative to a native-level ability
you speak exclusively on the surface level, which feels hollow and vapid, in comparison to hearing natively-spoken English from anybody other than the working underclass - it's like talking to a child or an invalid; there's never any deeper substance beneath your words and the way you choose to construct your sentences
you're fluent, but hardly native speakers of the language; what you speak honestly comes across as pidgin
it imparts an aesthesis of indelicate crudity
I'll write the above in American as an example of what I mean:
>da way yoo tawk yoo sound like ahss, like butt-ahss poo, ya buttheads!
You sound like the sort of person the working class Brits refer to as a "ponce"
I'm working class myself, actually
hence, I'm referred to as "fricken sound, you", to which I would say "'e'e are les 'ave anuvvah biftah"
'ponce' is a very middle-class word, I can't honestly see anyone round here using that without getting twatted
There is no need for verbose language in America, because it's a cosmopolitan empire of immigrants.
Having rigid language rules makes it difficult to integrate others.
France is too autistic with their language rules, and when they hear any accent or mispronunciation it sets them into an autistic fit.
Herman Melville?
Actually you're a spastic too. The command of the language that Mark Twain had and his crackerjack witticisms are on a par few writers can equal.
And that's speaking as a bong.
Does nobody else get the read that the non-American presence on here is like a newbie 13-year-old on 4ch in the aughts? Just look at this kid, the dumbest people larping as smart in a way that’s so goofy and dated. Inseceuros will even act like reading subtitles is a thing for smart people just because it’s reading, which is of course very smart. Does feel like they’ve dragged us back 20 years at least, Super Size Me and Team America.
>Merry old Engerland....me home
Looks some old soviet country
What I don't understand is how the UK fricked up Commieblocks.
Like Commieblocks are comfy, meanwhile British ones are built like utter fricking shit and are covered in the most depressing pebbledash shit that is literally painful to even touch.
>Commieblocks are comfy
no
Far better looking than UK apartments, and they were literally free as well.
At no point were Commieblocks covered in pebbledash terribleness as well.
>How do these frickers not kill themselves
a stiff upper lip, of course
if one such as you attempted to live out your mortal life on this craggy lithic battleship moored off the Eurasian coast, you'd likely succumb to felo-de-se only because you lack the mental and moral fortitude of the Britisher
visit all you like, but don't tarry too long, lest the madness of sitting atop a myriad intercrossed leylines begins to coruscate its trespasses into your infirm faculties
also we're fricking full
This is how the Jirengays in /dbs/ speak.
I don't know what either of those things are
>Britisher
>Nigel
Good morning sirs.
I love when Cinemaphile crossboards
>can't handle fog and rain
Only Black folk complain, this is white people's weather
cause we get to look at english men all day
Yeah, try living in -40 °C Winters and +40 °C Summers, then see how bad the fog is.
>How do these frickers not kill themselves
give it till the end of this century, london is already 30% british
they get drunk and watch footy. perhaps the greatest virtue of the angloid is their ability to cope
I persist ever onwards.
That is all.
>How do these frickers not kill themselves
They did, a lot
I haven't killed myself yet cause I watch anime.
They went and conquered the world 400 years ago as part of running away from Britain. Took 300 years for them to be overtaken too.
I've been to England two years in a row for vacations. Managed to hit sunny weeks both times, but occasional rain is pure kino. Rainwater also makes everything sparkle with hidden color when the sun returns. Makes plants grow. It's not worth getting sad over.
England is also home to very nice historical buildings wherever you turn. And contrary to the memes, I loved every meal I had there. Full English is an amazing concept.
Here's the bad part- ugly chicks. That's totally real. The ONLY lookers in London are immigrants or foreigners or other tourists. The native stock simply are not hot. And they dress like shit too. Central UK the women get a lot hotter. But if a Londoner gets horny, I imagine he'd be crossing the channel to try his luck with the odious French of going even farther afield. Know I would.
>Makes plants grow
There's the real kicker. For 99% of history the most important factor in real estate was being able to grow crops, not beach vacations. The Saxons and later Vikings fricking loved England because it was so temperate and easy to live in: mild winters and good rain made for excellent agriculture.
England ironically only became "shitty" when we became food secure in modern times. Otherwise, you'd be much better off in drizzly England (or Ireland etc.) than in most places
Gott strafe England.
Based. They deserve everything that's happening to them for picking a fight with Germany in WWII.
You will never be German, Amerimutt.
Who posts something like this? Are you israeli or a delusional bong?
>"Who posts something like this?"
>He didn't even deny being American
Lol. I bet you can't even pronounce umlauts either.
Calm down Ahmed
White man's weather, it's why hindus, blacks and pakis go insane in England, they can't handle it
London was always polluted, they cured cholera in the 1800s using the broad street pump. Then in 1952 over london there was a great smog that killed over 12000 people in the city. Now in 2024 they find dead bodies in the thames, and thames water is being sued for billions for dumping sewage into the sea and also putting oestrogen into the drinking supply.
perfect setting for our fantasy laser swords wielding samurai movie!
I suffer in the North (of England)
>Ahbloobloo the weather's making me sad
Shut up you pussy, I bet you believe in homosexual shit like seasonal depression you punk b***h
Come to Canada and live in Yellowknife for a year
>One of the highest suicide rates in Europe
I mean...
>How do these frickers not kill themselves
It's a struggle believe me.
luv me fog
luv me rain
ate forrens
simple as
The seethe is real.
About the only time when it's warm and dry is an easterly wind which blows in continental air. Every other direction the wind can blow from in the UK pulls damp oceanic air.
Fog and rain is white people weather; you wouldn't get it being a 3rd Worlder.
>How do these frickers not kill themselves
They usually get killed by a muslim first.
weather is mostly blue skies and light breeze from may to september, that's 5 months out of the year of nice weather. stuff like OP you only usually see from november to january, it's no more miserable than other parts of the world with similar climate.