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do you think they fugged? :DDDD
they fugged each other while kojimbo stroked his little pecker peeking from behind a couch
Realistically, no. Not at all.
Yeah kojima is too autistic for sex.
>we need a kino maker
>say no more
banger pic
Smokers are jokers
he doesn't even have a cig in his hand lmao what a poser
It's pretty funny, ngl
Why does Norma always look so uncomfortable?
>Mads and Norman
>effortlessly cool, center of pic, very dominant looking
>black guy taking a normal picture and doing his own thing
>Hideo poses with an imaginary cigarette, like a nerd kid that suddenly got invited to sit with the cool kids
Lol and keep in mind that Reedus and even Mads are B-list celebrities
>desperately wants to be in Hollywood
>has to over pay B-list actors because real actors (see Kurt Russell) want nothing to do with his shitty scripts
>gets ignored by B-list talent he hires because even they don't respect him
lol. LMAO even!
Never forget.
Elle's face is a disaster
Hated her face since Super 8. Horrible nose and mouth.
She was 13 in that movie. Weird for you to bring it up.
Why? It's the first time I saw her in something.
my heart, MY PP
Luckily he will never touch my monke bride.
Whose gonna tell him?
Tell him what? We already know you're a homosexual.
WALLED
What is it with girls in their 20s looking like 50+ year old grandmas these days? Is it make-up that's ruining their skin from an early age? Is it too much sun exposure? Environmental issues (low quality of air and water)? Too much stress in school/college? Something else? 20 years ago almost everyone who didn't smoke, drink or do drugs looked their age, but now you see teenagers looking like shit, even if they don't have any addictions or bad habits, who don't even eat junk food and drink too much soda. Zoomer guys are balding at 17 worse than their fathers are in their 40s and 50s, zoomer girls have grey hair and saggy skin, what the hell is happening??? This isn't normal.
these days? look up american high schoolers from the 80s, half of them looked like fat old hags then too. the only difference is that the ones who look like hags now are getting the spotlight treatment for some reason
She's literally in his new Xbox game OD.
Did you say monke?
The greatest monke of our time
another one added to his harem
This is the look of a man who FRICKS
Repugnant
i dont know any of these people
Is Elle a 5 or a 9?
4
2
yeah
Fanning sister on the right looked great in the last Equalizer
That was Dakota Fanning.
Kojimboooooooo
is that lea seydoux on the left?
One and only
Lea is always so cute
>kojima sucked on those toes
He won
Lea Seydoix is a huge bawd, she notoriously fricks anyone, all her directors and photographers, Terry Richardson for just one example. The other one I don’t know much about, but she looks like a big bawd too.
You’re just describing Sofia Coppola
Utter fiction
Look it up.
Look what up? You just invented it
Can’t or won’t look it up? Either way, you’re a moron.
There's literally no proper sources saying it anywhere
it's complete nonsense that doesn't even sound remotely plausible
That was your proof? They were in the same photo once? Pathetic
I told you to look it up and you didn’t and now you’re… I don’t know what you’re doing. You’re not looking it up, that’s for sure.
Yeah there's literally nothing about it other than your random photo
You didn’t try though. That’s what’s so funny about it.
>prove my nonsense claim for me
Or don’t even try to do anything, and pretend your nothingness disproves it. Which, lmao.
Nothingness being what you've got, imagine believing random blind item shit
looking up just gives this
what's that supposed to prove?
>Make up bullshit
>Refuse to elaborate but act smug
>Drag out til they catch on
Rinse and repeat
bawds.
Adele, maybe, Lea no.
did they even know who he was?
>>Lea Seydoix is a huge bawd, she notoriously fricks anyone, all her directors and photographers, Terry Richardson for just one example.
Notorious in this case meaning "in my imagination". She's the opposite.
that's what they're saying about any attractive woman
t. Stefanie Joosten
The pics of the woman always pushed as Lea fricking Terry look absolutely nothing like Lea and if you think so you’re a faceblind autist. Zero resemblance besides dirty blonde hair
The skeezy photo guy? I thought he was in jail or something
That came later. He fricked Lea Seydoix way before.
He was cancelled and was spotted carrying bread looking a hobo, which I guess it was supposed to signal for the internet that he's fricked. Guy's a fricking millionaire and don't have to worry about working for a living since long ago, but the morons are so gullible they think he's in ruins and will never recover.
Never post my wife here again
isn't there a pic of her bouncing on some guy's dick? maybe I'm thinking of someone else
>to to ro to to ro
>mfw its another ~~*elle*~~ thread
She will never be more than a 3/10 WITH heavy makeup and filters
Imagine
Sounds made up.
I love Fanning sisters.
fanfiction
Even twenty years older Lea mogs Elle
The beauty and the pig
Honestly based for the two actresses to allow photos of them when they obviously thought it was a very casual meeting where they didn’t expect any photos. Zero odds they’d just not put any makeup on otherwise
are you implying they're not wearing a shitload of makeup in ops pic?
They're visibly not, so yeah
you've never seen a woman in real life
No, you haven't.
my dude, they're obviously wearing (at a minimum) foundation, blush and lipstick. you've been duped by the makeup israelites.
No they aren't
based morons
there's a difference between picrel and 'natural'makeup
Who wants to bet this same guy also denies makeup does anything when he sees someone in heavy makeup look different and wants to claim it MUST be because plastic surgery?
You're just listing out the only times of makeup you know.
types
You need to hang with more women. Lea is obviously not wearing shit. Elle very minimal if anything
The other Fanning is better looking
Damn she's so ugly compared to her sister
I know them irl. Elle is so fricking stupid I literally don't want to be alone with her. Dumb as a fricking rock
girls are cutest when they're almost moronic
Lol no. Dakota is prettier. Elle's pig nose ruins her face.
Unusual opinion is unusual. I like it though.
They are both pretty in their own weird way.
Elle is just unpleasant looking
What did you say? Well, repeat it.
Should have cast Dakota
French princess
brunette > blonde
every time
Are these games just an incredibly expensive meet-and-greet for Kojima?
No, they succ his dicc too.
He has to pay all of them bags of cash to come do his dopey mocap games, they're the ones holding the cards.
Yes, he gets to shake their hand and take a photo with the Hollywood actors he likes.
Imagine steamy lesbian sex between Elle and Lea.
What does Hideo do with all these actresses he flies in to meet with? Just pay them 100K and have a coked up orgies?
I wish. He's way more boring, borderline autistic.
He pays black men to have sex with them while he watches in the corner
You ashkenazis are the most schizophrenic people.
I thought he was a troony chaser
probably a lot of awkward silence and odd interactions considering he has to communicate with all of them through a translator. and that he's an autist
>Just pay them 100K and have a coked up orgies?
No, he just gets pictures with them. It's a meet and greet.
look at that stupid smile on that prostitute. At least lea and elle look cute
lea looks awful in that picture are you fricking blind?
Dilate harder troon
you just know
Chadeo Chadjima
What am I supposed to see here?
not only is he a mason but he is a disguising westaboo
how did Elle eclipse Dakota?
Shit happens.
She didn’t
Being a middle aged Japanese guy with stubble must be ballin. Cool glasses. Being a software architect or sculptor. Being unaffected by personal tragedy. Damn
don't serch for photos of Elle's legs, I warn you
i love kojimbo. do you think he's been working on his english so he can talk to these celebs?
He supposedly speak, but badly, so he refuses to talk on camera, but outside of it they probably can understand him.
It was specifically the "did u rike it?" meme that apparently put him off. And then I think his big Game Awards return also led to memeing and he just called it a day. I wish he knew it was done with love.
I don't think that he listens to criticism like that. All over his career the man has been hearing and reading that he makes movie games, sometimes quite harshly, at least online and he never backpedaled in any of that. Death Stranding has a 2 hour ending cinematic and lots of cut-scenes throughout the game, for example.
"You like different things than me" doesn't hit the way "you talk like a moron" though. Especially when you're going out of your way to try a new language.
Kojima is ravenous for trans bussy
Just like the rest of Cinemaphile
no one posted his true waifu
>kojimas end goal is to turn the entire west into pretty white women
Based?
Can someone explain the appeal of this asiatic's games to someone who isn't 14?
The gameplay is always really good, even if overshadowed by the stories, which are fun and hammy.
Has he done anything interesting in the last 15 years or does he just pose for photos with white celebrities?
He made Death Stranding, which is why he's posing with all these celebrities. They're all playing roles in his games.
And the monke girl.
even Del Toro
>in a few years time we're going to have fully 1:1 accurate recreations of Guillermo Del Toro ravaging the arse of Sophia Lillis
what is it with Kojima and directors? because George Miller is going to be in DS2
He's a movie autist at heart.
Kinojima
Here is what I don't get:
He seems to be into arthouse movies and yet all his games are covered in cheeto dust nerd culture tropes and the movie references are all to blockbusters.
You would think he would try to make his games more artistic rather than go full anime then?
have you played his games? those tropes + that type of humour is so small in relation to everything else in the game, it's more like an easter egg
MGSV and Death Stranding both have interesting gameplay regardless of their wacky stories.
yjn
Does anyone have the webm of the scene where Margaret Qualley is forcing the guy to cum inside her? I'm trying to remember what movie it's from.
because of Kojimbo, we will soon have 360 rotoscoped perfect body & facial scans of every inch of Elle.
imagine that ....
He should have picked Dakota instead, she is a million times prettier than this pile of garbage that is Elle.
What do you think they are watching?
they only watch kino, so it is probably "Madame Web"
>Ok Lea, now put on this mask. Good, good. Now remove your underclothes. Yes, this is necessary
Bring out the gimp.
Reminder that this character canonically has wrinkly granny skin from the neck down.
Not anymore. DS2 trailers have her out of the jumpsuit and looking normal.
Kojima doing DS2 pitch to Elle
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i’m interested in both gaymes… like hideo 😉
How does Kojima have so much money?
His games sell a lot and have done for 30 years
i don't know anyone in that pic
It's fricking unfair how he snubbed Joosten
Ear that lads? We're "btfo".
Kojimeh smiles like he's in an imaginary hot tub
Who should he get next?
did hideo suck hunter's pp