>Bucket falls on guys head
>'Who turned out the lights!!'
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>Bucket falls on guys head. >'Who turned out the lights!!'
>Bucket falls on guys head
>'Who turned out the lights!!'
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>character talking shit about boss
>boss walks up behind character
>everyone looking shocked
>character finally notices boss
> “im fired arent i”
>rapist ghost appears
>hispanic grandmother starts praying in spanish
>Black person appears
>grandma starts raping faster than eminem
>grandma starts raping
what are some movies like this
Wedding Singer, Head of State off the top of my head.
I don't remember any rape in the wedding singer
Probably because you were roofied
or drunk rich people water
>my spaghetti
>saggers out of my sweater already
>he's right behind me, isn't he
>what's plan b
>this is plan b!
>There goes plan A!
>What's plan B?
>RUN!
>What's plan B?
>There IS no plan B!
>the group is surrounded by ninjas
>"O NO, WE'RE OUTNUMBERED
>Grandma takes off her dress and has a Bruce Lee yellow-black jumpsuit on
>uses her cane as a bo staff and defeats all of them
>"I haven't done that in ages!"
>characters in a cafeteria
>protagonist ducks when someone throws food
>food hits the big bully
>"I don't suppose we can talk about this??"
>character is late for work
>steps on a toy car with a sweater half-way over his head
>crashes into the living room shelf
>shelf topples over
>cat yowls offscreen
>dog covers eyes with paws
>thanks for dinner, the fish is delicious
>it's chicken
actually happened to me irl
in my defense I was very, very drunk
What a life
>thanks for dinner, the fish is delicious
>it was my pussy
bloorggg
>no brakes on the R plan
>bucket is placed on slightly opened door
>character goes trough door
>bucket does not tip over, but falls bottom first straight onto characters head
>characters skull and neck fractures
>all the other characters gather arround while character spasms and fidgets unto death
>the character that placed the bucket escapes by jumping out the window
>he gets caught by police later
>the character that persuaded him to place the bucket there as a prank leans as gainst the opposite wall, staring in disbelief
>she is not blamed in any way, but is offered psychiatric councel due to possible trauma
>everyone knows
Ah yes. I remember this scene from The Parent Trap.
>"You promised if I won, that you'd give me a kiss."
>girl reluctantly kisses his cheek
>"Now suck my wiener or I'll tell the whole school you're a bawd!"
>she does it
>trombone plays wa wa waaaaaaaa
>laughtrack
>character gets hit in the balls
>everyone groans
>dog covers eyes with paw
>TV anchor says "that's gotta hurt!"
>famous likeable celebrity appears
>celebrity is depicted as having a really foul mouth and temper
>main character gets in fight and gets his ass kicked by celebrity
no one:
absolutely nobody:
still nobody:
not a single soul:
literally no one:
not even big chungus:
random incel on Cinemaphile: SOIJAK(500).JPG LOL I QUOTE YOU
[everyone disliked that]
baby yeed: wait that's illegal
brie larson: ok that was lowkey on point
pickle rick: slaps roof of car luke did i ever tell you about the time i turned myself into a pickle? it was an epic moment.
luke: is moronic
CIA: Bane?
sans undertale: hey don't google HP Lovecraft's cat name
[OP googles hp lovecrafts cat name]
CIA: congratulations you got yourself caught!
stan lee: flies past in a spaceship ooooh i dont care what universe you're from that's GOTTA HURT
[everyone laughed]
keanu reeves: you're breathtaking!
area 51 guards:i bet i can take keanu reeves
keanu reeves: you sure about that
keanu reeves: kills all area 51 guards
area 51:wait thats illegal
Everyone liked that
CIA: am I joke to you?
Alt right incels: there's no way star wars can be good agai....
Baby Yeed: hold my beer
Big chungus joined the chat
Drumpf has left the chat
Cinemaphileer: 'Yeah, I'm thinking this is kind of epic based pilled, maybe a bit of a coom moment?? Idk think I might post a frog.
freestylaa, raca maca foam
>healthy young child goes to the doctor
>gets pumped with massive shot of many vaccines
>doesn't feel good and changes
>AUTISM.
Many
Such
Cases
>oh yea? hear MUH fart
>runs in toilet
>office Christmas party
>character gets drunk
>hiccups
>calls boss's wife a sexy prostitute
next morning at work
>Dude, Thompson wants to see you in his office ASAP!
>You got big balls, kid. I like that. You're just the kind of person we need on the board. You're getting a promotion.
not a single good post in this entire thread
Thread quality is inverse to the amount of frogs posted.
What kind of sick frick switches the lights off when someone has a bucket on their head?
Psycho alert!
>grandma outruns much younger person
>frizzy-haired mulatto grandchild
Just noticed this.
>Fat nerd sits next to pretty girl
>BRRRRAAAAAAAAPPP
>Pretty girl: Oops sorry
>Oh my gawd, Lois! It is the who!
>it is the who
>a blind Black character
>thinks he isn't
>guy goes to French restaurant
>they prepare the duck all-a wrong
Why is it even on the menu?
>woman walks into men's room
>pees in the urinal
>Ending is a 7 minute long dance number
>the cool kid asks the reserved, stiff upper lip father character to dance
>the dad's amazing at it and even raps
poop
>Character gets hurt bad
>I'm gonna feel that in the morning