Bud Light wants a new ad for pride month. It must prominently feature a trans woman in a positive light, but at the same time must not upset their conservative demographic.
How will Don pull it off?
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he'd probably frick/get fricked by a trans woman tbqh
He won't, because by 2023 he'll either be dead or long retired.
Reddit moment
I'm sorry that I care about CONSISTENT TIMELINES you fricking moron
possibly autism spectrum
Bud Light - It's Bussyin'
It's not a troony: it is a carousel. It flounders backwards and forwards whether it supports pedophilia. It is an old word. It means an old Greek man with a beard fricking boys who haven't grown one yet because girls have cuties.
>Harry Crane runs away crying because he remembers his first time.
Everyone remembers their first time. Whether it was natural wholesome love between them and a girl after the dance over a six pack on the field or a creepy uncle lusting for a boy after too many tallboys in the basement. Whether you drink to remember it or forget it is not the point. You drink.
>Dick Whitman moment.
I grew up in a prostitutehouse. They used to dress me up for 'special clients'. After I was defiled they would let me drink a warm bud light in the garage. You don't have to tell that child what a beer means. If it were up to me you would never have to advertise.
>Don gets fired and moves to Oregon to do Ayahuasca
hehehe
Bravo anon
>I wanted to kek but it's actually not what our company need
>We wanted hard assfricking with stiff, big dicked trannies having their buttholes destroyed and leaking white juice from all their holes
>Throw me a better pitch next time I open this door
Caitlyn Jenner
Trans man and trans woman, both with southern accents, go to a bar and order a Bud Light. They are both cousins and the trans man blows the trans woman in the bar restroom. Fin.
You know if you fricking losers spent as much time on literally ANYTHING else in your life as much as you spend obsessing about trannies you'd all probably be confident and successful men in your day to day
>just pull yourself up by your bootstraps
>the neo-aristocracy's creation of a new eunuch class doesnt effect you in the slightest!
thats like pretending immigration isn't a tool to suppress wages and if only we worked a little harder we'd totally beatarino those heckin dreamers and show the shareholders who the REAL american workers are!
Camera follows a man walking down the street and turning into a corner store. He grabs a Bud Light from the cold case and pays for it at the cashier. "After admitting it was all a mistake and detransitioning, you might be a little thirsty like me, and a cold Bud Light does just the trick" he says to the camera. He then puts on a pair of shades and smiles at a woman coming in the store as he comes out
CGI Divine
Bud Light: The cure for the common beer
>A family on vacation on the 4th of July. It's the beach. It's a beautiful day. Perfect. A husband, his wife, and his daughter sitting in the sun. But something's off. Dad doesn't seem to like daughter too much. He's not paying attention to her.
>Dad tries to crack open a Bud Light. He can't. Arthritis. The daughter takes the can from him. In close-up we see that she has masculine hands. She effortlessly cracks it open for him. He drinks. They finally share a smile. A perfect smile. And we see his daughter's got a slight stubble.
>We cut to fireworks that night. The father's happy, because even though his son is a trans woman, they're just as American as everyone else, and they can still enjoy a Bud Light together.
>Bud Light brings delight when you dilate
>Shows a troony with a tallboy up his nu-vegana
>Suicide hotline number at the end
>Don Draper leans against the edge of his desk, the light from the large office windows creating a silhouette around him. Across from him sit the representatives from Bud Light, attentively waiting.
>DON DRAPER: Imagine a city, teeming with life. It's late afternoon. The sun is setting, and the streets are buzzing with people.
>He clicks the slide projector. An artist's depiction of a bustling city street comes to life on the wall.
>DON DRAPER: We zoom in on a couple making their way through the crowd. They're young, vibrant, full of life. They reach a rooftop bar, the city sprawling beneath them.
>He clicks the projector again. The scene on the wall shifts to the couple at the rooftop bar, bathed in the warm hues of the setting sun.
>DON DRAPER: They sit, order two Bud Lights, and toast to the beautiful evening. They look like any other couple, in love and enjoying each other's company.
>He clicks the projector again. A close-up of the couple toasting their Bud Light bottles with the cityscape behind them fills the wall.
>DON DRAPER: As the ad closes, we zoom in on the woman. She looks at her partner, smiles, and raises her Bud Light. The camera pans down, and we catch a glimpse of a small but prominent tattoo on her wrist - the symbol for transgender pride.
>He clicks again, and the final slide shows a close-up of the woman's wrist, her tattoo, and the Bud Light in her hand.
>DON DRAPER: It's subtle. It's not shouted, not highlighted. But it's there. It’s real. It’s a small nod to a community often overlooked. It sends a message that Bud Light is not just a beer for some, but a beer for all.
>Don looks at the Bud Light representatives, the image of the woman with her Bud Light and her tattoo still glowing on the office wall.
>DON DRAPER: Your campaign - Bud Light. The beer for every story.
>The room falls silent as Don's words hang in the air. He clicks off the projector, leaving the room in a thoughtful hush.
Actually smart post. I can honestly see this happening. You have talent brother
Honestly really well done, you were even gifted with dubs
Pete Campbell is the only partner I gave a shit about
Peggy comes up with a brilliant idea only to be casually dismissed. Don then gives the same pitch verbatim and is met with a standing round of applause.
If you look closely you can see a subtle allegory to sexism.
I want to have sex with a trans girl 18-25 who passes and has a feminine voice and no diseases
How do I pull it off
Change the name
>Bud Light
>Hang in there, baby!
I don't think it would have been very difficult. All they needed to do was find someone less repulsive than Dylan Mulvaney to be the face of it and not send the message that they were rebranding as the pro-trans beer.
How about one of those old school "misogynist" beer commercials but with a troony