>Budget: $220,000,000 US Dollars

>Budget: $220,000,000 US Dollars

Mike Stoklasa's Worst Fan Shirt $21.68

UFOs Are A Psyop Shirt $21.68

Mike Stoklasa's Worst Fan Shirt $21.68

  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not including marketing

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/QoBP2Tc.jpg

      >Budget: $220,000,000 US Dollars

      >Mr. Flash, I'm DC Comics

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm JLA

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a big guy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        For a bong

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Batman in the OP isnt even making power pose. He clasps his hands like a kid after being told off by some adults.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be best batman
    >never get good movie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >best batman
      >pic not related

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree he got robbed. But then again, everyone is getting robbed right now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How can he be best batman if he never has been in a good movie?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      True. So, why did you post Ben Affleck and not Val Kilmer?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so what's the deal here, is it money laundering? but for who?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon…

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        tell me

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          J

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            but what are they laundering? they already own all the legitimate business

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    WTF are those suits?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick?!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >default running animation
      >200 million dollar budget

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >weet ik

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      alright that's a cute previz but can you post the actually rendered scene?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do these clips always have dutch subtitles lol

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Revenge for movie producers getting invited to dinner at their house and then refusing to chip in for the ingredients

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Dutch people
          >inviting anyone to their house
          belachelijk onzin

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      CGI was a mistake.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that moronic running
      >some crash test dummy
      >garbage tier cgi

      Wb can't die soon enough

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What 3D visual novel porn game made by one Russian guy on an HP pentium 3 is this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      these people are insane.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will now watch your movie

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >anon: posts a low quality jpeg of a screenshot from a shitty cam rip

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >anon thinks this trash is going to magically look better in 4k

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It does though

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The suit is enhanced with cgi for the entire film, looks nothing like the video you posted

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >magically
        Just common sense really.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people unironically pay to watch this

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why don't you watch it and make up your mind instead of judging an entire movie without watching it and just making an opinion from Indian cam .webm's

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          what in the frick

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I want to see it but I don't want to support DC giving up and rebooting a universe.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's honestly the most comic accurate thing a studio could ever do.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're not wrong but it would be like bringing back old man Logan in another movie. Very accurate but also quite gay.
              >inb4 Deadpool
              Doesn't count.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine waking up in the middle of the night and seeing this floating above your bed

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            at least this looks better than the floating Black person head in that Thor movie

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I thought the same thing. I also thought the Flash one was an edit

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'd clench so hard I could turn coal into diamond.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            DONTSUCKMYwiener.voocaroo

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              jej.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Homage to floating blackie in Thor 4 ?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            right after a fapping seession, when you open your eyes after cumming, you see this fricking Ezra Miller concerned face

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought I'd seen all of the clips, but this is the best one so far

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          imagine if he accidentally inside the baby

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >go watch it instead
          Typical shill psyop.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          his face looks so fricking fake

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's literally just how Ezra's face looks
            >But Ezra Miller has never gone full Ezra Miller the way they do in “The Flash.” With sculpted dark eyebrows and insinuating lips, the actor is a mesmerizing camera subject, like the young Jimmy Fallon crossed with the young Bob Dylan. But it’s the voice that gets you. In “The Flash,” Miller is insouciant, irritated, irascible and irresistible, like Andy Cohen on a bender of high anxiety. Just watching Barry order an elaborate peanut butter sandwich in the opening scene, with his hungry jitters and nervous speed-demon élan, is mesmerizing. With the possible exception of Deadpool, no straight-as-an-arrow DC or Marvel superhero has exhibited this level of psycho flippancy, this antic dissociation from his own heroism.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The webm you posted directly contradicts the text you typed up, dude.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like 9/11!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          lmao looks like an excellent movie to get high too

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why don't you suck my wiener?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't all those babies die instantly from all the whiplash? They're not experiencing that shit at the same time scale. The forced he'd end up exerting on them would crush their bodies anyway. Why the frick would anyone think this is some heroic feat when it's literally the trolly problem personified as 5 babies

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Speed force.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        what are you, 15? Forcespeed magic you fricking idiot.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        In the actual scene, he actually speeds up and slows down his perception/movement to avoid this.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        there's some magic science explanation, otherwise Flash would hardly be able to save anyone without killing them and would not constantly be killing himself as well

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Microwave dings after flash slows down then he takes the baby out. Baby got microwaved for at least 10 seconds.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Some microwaves have egg timer dials that function when unplugged

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            He took a hot burrito out of it

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Please stop

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick you, no one in the movie said it was hot.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've never gotten a cold burrito out of a microwave. Have you?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I like cold chipotle burritos out of the fridge.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thats what makes it comical. Hes just being silly by eating a cold burrito. No babies were harmed

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick you, no one in the movie said it was hot.

                I want the baby nuked, I just don't think it happened.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                How do they open their mouth so wide? It's like the jaw is unhinging

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because they is a he.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think the baby got nuked, but I like the idea of it better.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He took a hot burrito out of it

          Ok how about this : FRICK OFF

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          wow that is not true at all. did you even watch the movie? the baby clearly doesnt get microwaved. go watch the movie, or if you have, watch it again

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Let me rephrase
            The baby should have been microwaved given the circumstance

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ok thats better but no the babies are 100% safe.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wouldn't all those babies die instantly from all the whiplash? They're not experiencing that shit at the same time scale. The forced he'd end up exerting on them would crush their bodies anyway. Why the frick would anyone think this is some heroic feat when it's literally the trolly problem personified as 5 babies

          THE BABIES ARE SAFE FOR FRICKS SAKE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A microwave to heat up their formula
      Wow he thought of everything

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Part 2

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek what the frick is the nurses problem?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          nerve gas

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          She couldn't stop Ezra from grabbing a child.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I like how crazy Ezra is. They really thought they made a smart choice hiring him since he is part of the letter people. It backfired and now they are stuck like budlight.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          laugh. screaming for no reason funny right? just laugh

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          A superpowered pedophile has that baby and there's literally nothing she can do about it

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          thats just what women do

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Every time a woman sees anon they start screaming
            Shit dude I'm so sorry

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          She was falling to her death like two seconds before. Guess she didn't prefer fainting.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        BAZINGA

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        these webms make it look as if the whole movie is a fever dream

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It definitely feels kinda like that and it's awesome. it feels almost like a live-action cartoon on acid.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            so this year's Speed Racer?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              But without any of the charm, wit, or basic competence on the part of the film makers

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy frick, the baby's CGI face is so fricking bad

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is he always moving in slow motion in these scenes? He's supposed to be going faster than the stuff around him

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Should have done practical

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          A mistake they made in every single fricking scene of the movie

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >baby in a microwave

      This movie looks pretty good.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This part was good. It was cartoony as hell, it starts with him going for a candy bar, laughed at it . First 30min of this movie is the best

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Man, what the frick is wrong with you

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        that part would've been good if Quiksilver scenes didn't exist.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It wouldn't exist if they didn't have quicksilver scenes to blatantly rip off

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He needs to eat and refuel calories to do this
      >He can just use speedforce endlessly at the final battle

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this entire movie some kind of satire? This has to be a fricking joke. There's no way someone thought this was OK as anything other than a joke.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Flash's costume looks pretty cool in this shot ngl

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    30% went into that Wonderwoman cameo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we want abortion to be safe, legal and rare
      >liberals in reality

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need better than a latino camrip goys

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was better than I thought it would be, i watched a shitty cam rip though so i can't really comment on the cgi

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      In theaters the CGI is fine in motion the only thing that looks truly shit is flashes time bubble shit which I think it was intentional to not make it photorealistic because they wouldn't have been able to pull it off for the other Supermen. Poor excuse to use bad CGI but in universe it's at least consistent.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It absolutely is not fine in theaters. Like a quarter of the film is just cg cartoon characters punching each other, it never comes close to looking good

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You do realize you're watching a live action cartoon right? The CGI is certainly better than any marvel film except iron man 1

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It is the worst cg I've seen in at least ten years man. Legitimately terrible

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Shit dude that's a bold statement. I'll respect your opinion but mine is still that marvel has put out way worse.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Marvel often creates fully cg characters that look terrible because they are literally cartoons. I won't defend that. But your human actors should not also look like cartoons. It's basically that shitty fight scene from black panther but for an entire movie, I just could hardly believe that every scene was that level

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            How much are you getting paid for per reply?

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The opening chase sequence was filmed directly in front of my university. It's really weird when you recognise a location from a movie.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The 30 seconds of the batcycle chasing the bad guys at the start was kino.
      Keaton Batman taking down 2 of Zods ships in a single move in the final fight scene was fricking bs.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any non-digshit camrips out? The first one was the worst camprip I've ever seen, half was english and other half was french with dog shit audio.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a DC cartoon brought to life (which is a good thing)

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this possibly the worst on screen batsuit yet? I'd take bat nipples over this any day. Funny how batfleck started with the best costume and it just got worse in every movie.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow. I was going to post pic rel thinking it was worse but DAMN its better

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I forgot that existed but I'd have to agree. That one actually looks better on mannequin than it did on screen but that cheap flimsy Halloween store cowl is still pretty bad. Still got nothing on this convoluted ugly mess.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the heck?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        wow I never watched the show. Have no idea Batman actually appeared in it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          it was at the very end, just him posing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't even look like Affleck in the suit I honestly wonder if it's not a deep fake they did. Would explain while he's likeness couldn't be used for the toy wearing the same suit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They show him later without the suit on, so that would be weird

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          And he's skinny and not bloated unlike the suited scenes.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, that's true. Damn, this movies production was fricked

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            This movie was shot for a long time if you include reshoots. Ben lost weight over that 6 year period

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Would you kiss him if he asked you? Hypothetically of course. Why or why not.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah it's clearly him his chin is very distinct. He just got chubby and out of shape after BvSand never got back to his proper looking weight.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's clearly him because of his chin
          Have you never seen a deep fake?
          >He just got chubby and out of shape after BvSand never got back to his proper looking weight
          He's only other scene is him in a suit skinny.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            > Have you never seen a deepfake
            I saw a deep fake of your mom taking three black wieners in her anus at once. Only it wasn’t deepfaked.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              No it wasn't.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, he got really skinny at one point around the ZSJL reshoots were done. You realize this movies been in active production for like 5 years now right? Who knows when what scenes were filmed, all we know is that Affleck has never looked like his BvS self, he's either been too fat or too skinny and this movie isn't the first time he's been both in the same film. It's also clearly not a deepfake. He's paid to be in the suit and he's not dead or too old, there's no reason to waste time effort and money making a deepfake look passable.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It wasn't him in the suit. If it was they'd be able to use his likeness.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ben Affleck name isn't on the credits of the film.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He probably just doesn't have a merchandising contract seeing as this is probably his final dc appearance. Also you posted 2 vastly different looking toys in terms of quality and release date.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Same company that proved they could do an Affleck head sculpt but somehow they just forgot how for this movie.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, none of the toys from that line actually look like the actors.

                There's not a single set photo with Affleck in the suit

                Except for every picture we've seen so far of him in the suit. You don't see pics of him in a suit with no cowl because he likely doesn't have any scenes in the suit with no cowl.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Show me one set photo of Ben Affleck wearing that batsuit. No promotion shots.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Unedited

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's literally just a filter from social media, cope more homosexual. Affleck has always looked awful 8n the suit after BvS. Go compare any random shot of him from JL and he usually looks just as bloated. Obviously the action scenes are completely CGI but it's obviously Keaton and Affleck in the suits during static dialog shots.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If it's just a filter find the original

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The original wasn't posted, and if it's Zack Snyder who posted it like I suspect then the original doesn't exist because he takes every picture in black and white by default. I don't know why you're trying so hard to defend such a pointless opinion, hes clearly in the suit.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's clearly not him in the suit.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Said nobody but you ever

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.slashfilm.com/582843/the-flash-set-photos-reveal-the-return-of-ben-afflecks-batman-and-a-sweet-batcycle/

                It's a stunt double. Every set picture you see of the suit is the stunt double.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's always a stunt double on vehicles, if you think that's not Affleck in the suit in the previously posted picture you're a faceblind autist.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's Afflecks face in that edited picture yes.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                And by your logic because the picture has a black and white filter then all of the shots of Affleck in the film are not him even though they are clearly him? Hard to find a crack in that honestly wow.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Again aside from that edited photo there are zero pictures of Affleck wearing that suit.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Aside from the pictures of him in the suit there are no pictures of him in the suit
                Huh...

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's a stunt double during the stunt
                what? no way!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your missing my point that Ben Affleck was never pictured wearing the suit.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, because you just claim those pictures are fake and move the goalposts like an annoying child

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why isn't it possible to find a source for that photo or any pictures or him on set? Why is it so hard to believe it's not him when there's more evidence that it isn't than that it is.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Literally from Barbara Muschietti's instagram, now go frick yourself
                https://www.instagram.com/p/CtkuriKLDBX/

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok I admit I was wrong

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                wow that's pretty big of you Anon, not many people can admit when they're wrong I admire you

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Big of you. Now we can slaughter deer together

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >evidence
                Some fricking loser on Cinemaphile in a late night capeshit threads having "doubts" is not evidence moron. Evidence and common sense all points to the fact he's in the fricking suit.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Except for in the OP, the black and white picture, and the camrip clips we've seen so far.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Aside from the pictures of him in the suit there are no pictures of him in the suit
                Huh...

                >Watch movie
                >Ben Affleck on bike
                >Set photos show stunt double on bike
                >Obviously they put Afflecks face on stunt double
                >Obviously CGI when he's doing unrealistic Batman shit
                >Somehow it's not possible to fake it being Affleck start to finish

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not fricking possible. It's very hard to do dialogue scenes where the actor isn't standing perfectly still and make them look passable. He talks a lot in this movie and it's clearly not some deepfake shit. It makes absolutely no sense to CGI the only shots he's comfortable doing i.e. the ones where he's standing around talking. They didn't CGI him when he was actively complaining about having to wear the suit, and they didn't CGI him this time. He just looks like shit in the batsuit, as he has for the past fricking decade.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Everything except Affleck and supergirl look like the movie

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The only one that even remotely looks like they're actor is the flash in the batsuit, the rest just vary in quality from bad to worse. Is Supergirl all CGI too since her toy looks nothing like her? I respect the decision to change the design of Batman's costume into something more visually palatable though.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Supergirl all CGI too since her toy looks nothing like her
                Likeness for merchandise probably wasn't in her contract considering her role is a one off.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ezra is likely the only one getting any cut of merch sales.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The merch looks great too

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I honestly thought this was something that existed for a minute.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Would explain while he's likeness couldn't be used for the toy wearing the same suit.
        There no toy of him wearing that suit, but a completely different one. Also the MacFarlane line of toys made for this movie all has weird looking faces that don't look like who they're supposed to.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      definitely
      the schumacher suits were awesome

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    $210,000,000 went to ukraine

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      schizo moron

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm a 100%..

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they feel the need to make the bat suit worse with every iteration? I want to poop in your butt

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ok, so you know that thing all time travel movies do where they fold a piece of paper and stab it with a pencil?
    >we'd like that, but stupider in every possible way

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was trying to find the score from The Flash Official trailer and saw a track called Spaghetti and wondered what the deal was.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a genuinely incredible scene.
        >Michael Keaton, why are you here? I changed the past after you were born. There's no reason for Batman to have changed
        >Well you see, when you change the past, it ripples through time in both directions, so you have a new future and a new past. I hope using spaghetti as a visual aid has smoothed over any need to explain further

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The more I hear about this movie the worse it sounds. It also sounds like a movie I'll like a lot too. Not in a so bad it's good kind of way either. Like a very guilty pleasure.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Everything that sounds moronic works when watching it.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I genuinely had fun watching it. I was drunk & High

              I'm not kidding. Been listening to the trailer on repeat like a moron.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I genuinely had fun watching it. I was drunk & High

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Beyond the ridiculous shit, I still found it to be pretty miserable. The constant, unending frenetic editing was really irritating, and the characters were constantly unpleasant to each other in a way I think was meant to be funny but just made me hate them. But hey, maybe these things will not bother you

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              My hype hasn't surmounted my hesitation to pay for tickets.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's not a single set photo with Affleck in the suit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Although come to think of it, that track might be for a different scene. For some reason they decided to make spaghetti a more general motif in the film as a whole.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a genuinely incredible scene.
      >Michael Keaton, why are you here? I changed the past after you were born. There's no reason for Batman to have changed
      >Well you see, when you change the past, it ripples through time in both directions, so you have a new future and a new past. I hope using spaghetti as a visual aid has smoothed over any need to explain further

      It was dumb, but better than a pencil through paper. Actually when you think about it its really really dumb. Why would alternate Batman be an expert on multiverse time travel? Why would he know anything about it at all? Did he have time travelling adventures before?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are there points in time that can't be changed? Why wasn't Barry's mom's death one of them? Why are certain characters being together inevitable? Why does that include Batman and Alfred, but none of the justice league? How can black flash create a stable paradox, but at the same time have it fall apart completely immediately after revealing it? The film demands that you spend no time thinking about its causal sequence of events

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The film answers all of your questions.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, it does not

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You cant save your mom and doing so will literally destroy your timeline and multiple alternate realities
          >But its okay if you save your dad and there will be zero consequences
          What did they mean by this?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe the Dad being alive is the deciding factor.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't include that one because they technically left room for an answer by just ending it before any serious consequences could pop up

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >He thinks theres going to be a sequel
              >He thinks there will be any continuity at all

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, I don't, I'm just saying that they evaded logical errors there by turning around and running away before I could question them about it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >zero consequences
            He literally resurrected Clooney batman

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >zero consequences
            Also it was evidence that wouldn't have been possible until Wayne tech made it visible so on paper it shouldn't have changed anything but it did

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      name 5 movies where they do the fold paper thing

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    who took bites out of the batsuit
    who slapped a big bat sticker on his chest

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >anyone can have speedster superpowers if they get struck by lightning with some chemicals and this process can be easily replicated
    This literally ruined the movie for me and I walked out of the theatre at that point to get a refund.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kara shows up and sees two men electrocuting a third
      >The electric chair has short circuited, and the man barely clings to life
      >"Don't worry, I'll finish the job"

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The gay cave I mean Batcave

    The bat plane what was that a real giant bat plane they had made? Wayne manor, the costumes, all the other jet planes they used, military planes included. Coming up with some of the effects probably, deciding to make so much of the movie cgi probably cost a lot, the set locations, the giant prison they put super girl in, the bat mobile, those are just a few things.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Batflek's suits get worse with every appearance?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Snyder had a good eye for aesthetics regardless of how you felt about his movies

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying he wasn't part of the decline

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          exactly. he wasnt

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the lighting so terrible

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Budget: $75 million

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      unironically way better special effects too

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't even remember any special effects in jingle all the way other than the animatronic deer. I guess the fire in that pic is digital too but it wasn't a sfx heavy movie.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is some weird shit going on with Ben Affleck in this movie. There isn't any merchandizing based on his likeness and his name was taken out from the credits.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    jay garrick sisters... we won

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking knew that was supposed to be JWS, it looks nothing like Teddy
      Why else would he have been hyping up the movie this much?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it looks even less like john wesley shipp

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It definitely does, they just deaged him

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's him, they just changed his face

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    did this guy make an appearance?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the uck is that

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh right lol at first I was thinking it was like an african batman or something

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It freaked me out as a kid. Looks like a Super Saiyan Tusken Raider

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie feels like it's like 10 years too late. I don't mean just to make money, I mean to make it good. It's not going to be good and it's not going to make money. The audience is sick of capeshit not because there's too much, but because so much of it is disposable trash.

    I think it should say everything that 70% of The Flash toyline is retro Batman toys.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    did the movie itself fail to differentiate timeline from universe or am i moronic? the dark flash paradox doesn't even make sense

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Spaghetti creates a big mess

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        mom's spaghetti

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can't believe they didn't get eminem to do the soundtrack for this film, when his work was so pivotal to the script. I guess grandma really is raping faster than him these days

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Batfleck cant be ki-
    This chase scene was the best Batfleck performance in the entire DCEU. Sad that it was 1 scene in a Flash movie. Imagine what couldve been...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This chase scene was the best Batfleck performance in the entire DCEU.
      It really wasn't.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What scene is better? I literally can't remember anything memorable from Batman vs Superman and the Justice League.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because you're a fricking moron.
          The Batmobile sequences alone are much better.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't make me laugh anon

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, much better. Thank you for proving me right.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Warehouse fight.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bat measuring tape

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't like that scene because it basically established Keaton didn't respect Barry and thought he was a b***h

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so does batman give up his wealth to end poverty

    yes or no

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, in the universe flash creates Michael Keaton had already solved Gotham's crime issue without doing that

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        how did batman solve crime without ending poverty?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Beating every Black person to death

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            By killing criminals pretty ruthlessly judging by the Burton films and all the guns on his plane in this one

            well that's pretty gay for the writers to say look these chud tough on crime policies worked in this universe even though they don't work in the real world

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              My man, these writers are literally the dumbest motherfrickers on the planet. I don't even think they know what they're writing, the words just come out and then they clap and move on. Nothing in this film has any consistency

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          By killing criminals pretty ruthlessly judging by the Burton films and all the guns on his plane in this one

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >every new movie appearance of Batfleck is worse than the last
    Fricking hell, how did they manage to do him so dirty.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you considered that he might be the problem?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Batfleck wasn't made to be in acton-comedies and all these new capeshit films are nothing but cringe ass action comedies because they're mindlessly trying to replicate what made MCU successful.

      Imagine Robert Pattinson's Batman in daylight, with an over-saturated blue-ish costumes, smiling like a moron with his fricked up British teeth and cracking jokes. It'd look off-putting as frick.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Batfleck doesn't really seem to be made for any kind of good movie

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stop being a pathetic fanboy for a minute or two.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            What am I a fanboy of? Every movie where Batman has been Ben Affleck is terrible

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're acting like a pathetic capeshit fanboys screeching about the bad actor that didn't play your favorite character the way you like it and keep posting how much he sucks trying to gain attention.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ben Affleck is a good actor, i generally like him. But every single one of his Batman movies is horrible. Maybe that's a coincidence, maybe he just has bad luck. Or maybe he's bad at the role, and this contributes to these films being unwatchable

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                See, my understanding is that you're a pathetic fanboy with awful as frick taste in movies and you're absolutely wrong about everything.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm legitimately sorry that your favorite batman is the one that will be mocked as the worst for the rest of your life

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Let's break it down for your simpleton ass then.
                >BvS underperforms and is a critical disappointment, directors cut fixes some issues but the damage is done
                >Suicide Squad was an absolute laughing stock of a movie
                >Josstice League was almost as bad, didn't fare well critically or financially
                >The fixed version didn't do much better
                >This movie looks like shit
                He's a good casting in bad movies.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                BvS was butchered by the studio and still made more than the recent Batman movie.
                Suicide Squad made bank and won an Oscar. Merchandizing based on that movie is still sold everywhere.
                Justice League was butchered by the studio but the director's cut was met with critical praise. The fan reaction for the movie reignited interest in the property but the studio fricked it all up by not capitalizing on it.
                This movie is just the studio putting out trash.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the director's cut was met with critical praise
                Is 6/10 considered critical praise these days?
                >This movie is just the studio putting out trash
                At least they're honoring Zack Snyder's legacy of making ugly, stupid, and boring movies.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Is 6/10 considered critical praise these days?
                For capeshit, yes.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                WB wishes The Flash could get this score.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I thought The Flash was sitting at 72%. Damn.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You just explained why the movies were bad while defending suicide squad lmao

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                BvS and ZSJL is great. The fact that his movies are one of the best capeshit around despite the studio doing everything to butcher them is a testament to these movies.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                ZsJL is needlessly long and 45 minutes of the runtime is literal music videos. It still retained a lot of the cringe humor that people hated about the theatre cut. Affleck also looked like a cancer patient in the reshoots.
                BvS Ultimate edition is the only movie Batflecks been in thats hard to objectively criticize. The divisiveness of that movie comes down to personal tastes. If I'm being generous and giving him ZSJL that means only 2 of hisn5 movies aren't bad so my initial statement that he's a good Batman in mostly bad movies stands true.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't ask your opinion, Black person.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                And yet you responded to it unprompted. Not even opinion though, facts.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >But every single one of his Batman movies is horrible.
                Which movies? WB never gave him the opportunity to make his solo movie.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He didn't say that, he said Batfleck is in the worst movies. I think he's the best Batman for BvS alone, but I still agree his movies are mostly bad.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                BvS and ZSJL are easily among the best capeshit ever made, so i don't follow you.

                I'm legitimately sorry that your favorite batman is the one that will be mocked as the worst for the rest of your life

                But i am not a fan of Matt Reeve's The Batman.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bruh

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He still has the best on screen suit and action sequence/fight scene for now but yeah it's laughable how far he's fallen appearance wise.

      Have you considered that he might be the problem?

      Hes not designing the suits, which are in the fact the biggest problem. I can handle him getting a bit chubby, but the fricking stupid additions made to his JL tacticool suit and now whatever the frick this shit is.. straight garbage.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What's the best way to portray super speed?
    >I know! lets make everything, even the speedster, move REALLY FRICKING SLOW

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're ripping off Bible Man now

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barry is younger than Superman
    Why does Barry changing his own past cause Superman to turn into a woman?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spaghetti

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      His mom was instrumental to the leftist plan to poison the water with HRT

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This looks like a movie I'll watch on Mr Brain Junkie's channel

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so what is the future of DC movies now

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m sincerely fricking confused by this costume design.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      hollywood costume designer that got job from nepotism decides to phone it in and spend a grand total of 5 hours putting together a half assed suit for a cool $2 million

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's as skin-tight as possible to the point where you can see their balls

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's CGI, anon.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          why did they give him CGI balls?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            you know why

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the webm of Michael Keaton kicking ass in the suit. Best Batman action scene in any movie by far.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can make you a webbum one sec, which scene specifically? The hallway scene?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was thinking the one where he throws the guy through the window but I wouldn't say no to the hallway scene.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can do both, uno momento Anomalous

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Absolutely based, anon. Much respect.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              here's the first one

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                and the 2nd one

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                THATS GOTTA HURT

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is fine but the warehouse fight from BvS is still better. This is definitely second place though, Batman movies have just never had good fights.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                and the 2nd one

                Based Anon, thank you

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                why yes I totally buy that a 70 yo """regular""" man can fight like this

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                and the 2nd one

                lmao americans have the shittiest taste in films

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's kinda noticable that 18 year old berry has long grey hairs. But man does this movie have some of the worst CGI since the scorpion king.
    Batgirl couldn't of been this bad.

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they want 70 year old men to play Batman they should really just give him iron man armor.

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The cameo fest thing is just biting WB in the ass. I've never seen a studio fricking something as easy as member berries.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      People are now trying to figure out if it was a deaged John Wesley Shipp, but Ship recently said he filmed no such scene.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is worse.
        They in fact de-aged John Wesley Shipp without Shipp permission. And apparently a lot of actors got weren't asked permission to be included in the movie.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          they'll just claim he wasn't supposed to be him
          also, nobody gives a shit about these references anyway, why would they bother?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            They confirmed it was him recently for EW. That's why people are now shitting even more on the cameos.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They showed George Reeves as Superman even though famously the role lead to his suicide

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >famously the role lead to his suicide
        Didn't he get murdered and the suicide was a cover up story?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s not the only former DC actor that didn’t get permission for their likeness on screen in the Flash (George Reeve has no family estate)

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this movie would just be generic capeshit slop; I had no idea it was going to be this big of a disaster with this much meme potential.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just when I think this movie couldn’t possibly get worse there’s another thread with more webms to prove me wrong. Frick, if Oppenheimer lives up to the memes we might actually have a good summer for once

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So now that this movie is a confirmed flop, are shills still going to pretend like this is a good movie and we all should watch it or are they finally going to frick off?

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are grown adults on this planet that will pay money to see this movie.
    Let that sink in.

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    and don't forget it also took like 10 years to make

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the niggle mermaid cost more money to make
    >has the same shitty lighting and whatnot
    Is it some default lighting in whatever rendering software they're using? Did they hire the same shitty people to do both movies for some reason?

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