Sooner or later people will realize that Batman has pulled off some bullshit and that it's all Morrison's fault. Batman also defeated three white martians because he trapped them in a circle of fire.
Right, but even for comic book human standards he's pushing the envelope on peak human. He's pretty much 616 Captain America in terms of performance at this point.
>comic book human standards >standards
This is DC. There were barely any standards in the first place. Batman never made sense since his debut. Now all of sudden it's a problem?
I'm not saying it's a problem but it's funny. In a few years his stats may go through another overhaul.
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>In a few years his stats may go through another overhaul.
So like every other DC character which were never consistent?
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What's with you and DC?
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>What's with you and DC?
DC fans complaining about moronation that's been in DC comics since forever. They act like anything changed when it was stupid since the beginning.
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And this is exclusive to DC?
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No. But people act like DC wasn't built on the foundation of nonsense.
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I guess early on most of the non-metahumans had physical stats that were closer to normal but fair enough.
There's literally a character in DC who is suppose to be from "our" earth shitposting about his powerlevels on internet, going in out of the DC comics and threated to kill Dan Didio.
When the frick did DC have any standards in place?
Damn. People in the challenger disaster should've done this.
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>using batwings, which is just using the force of air resistance, against 40,000 mph speed, as if that would make a lick of a difference considering our atmosphere is only 6k miles long
Why even bother going with all the explanations if not gonna do basic fact checking?
This is a run referencing Morrison’s little chestnut of Batman making a backup schizo personality, where that personality built a secret batcave under the batcave and then built a robot capable of killing every hero on earth and enslaving gotham. Then Batman goes on a multiversal quest following a guy making multiversal joker toxin to become the joker, failing, and resurrecting every version of the joker who’s ever existed. This barely scratches the surface.
Out of everything, batman being severely mentally ill is the least surprising
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>Why even bother going with all the explanations if not gonna do basic fact checking?
Because he was rushing and didn't care anymore.
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It's probably my autism but he should've at least said 17,000 instead of 40,000 since that's the mph we use to re-enter the atmosphere in satellites and shuttles
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>suit is ultra resistant to fire and space temperature >trunks can be torn off with hand
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Did you not see the cutting laser?
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It turns out I'm fricking blind. Ignore my post.
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What's going on with humanity lately? You looked directly at the page and still conjured up something that didn't even happen. What the hell is going on?
This is a run referencing Morrison’s little chestnut of Batman making a backup schizo personality, where that personality built a secret batcave under the batcave and then built a robot capable of killing every hero on earth and enslaving gotham. Then Batman goes on a multiversal quest following a guy making multiversal joker toxin to become the joker, failing, and resurrecting every version of the joker who’s ever existed. This barely scratches the surface.
I'm typically more in favor of batgod hijinks, at least really silly feats of strength and prep time nonsense, but this is too far for me. Is this what has been going down lately? I dropped shit when King was writing and haven't looked back.
So I did some autistic math.
40,000mph is about 666 miles per minute. Earth's atmosphere is 6,214 miles tall. So that's about 9 minutes and 30 seconds of free falling before he hits the surface. Parachutes are designed to reduce your terminal velocity by about 90 percent, and eventually get your speed equal to the pull of gravity. If we go by 90% trimmed, he's still chugging along at 4,000 mph. But I don't know math well enough to know if that changes over 9 minute period. I guess if his cape is SUPER FRICKING good, it could work? But still the crater force implies he hit terminal velocity at the very least so he should be dead regardless.
Sooner or later people will realize that Batman has pulled off some bullshit and that it's all Morrison's fault. Batman also defeated three white martians because he trapped them in a circle of fire.
Tbf martians are hilariously weak to fire like it's fricking embarassing that you can beat them with a box of match
Every single one of us that read this as a kid loved it.
Batman can leg press over 1 ton. Through mystical himalayan mumbo jumbo martial arts shirt he has turned himself into an actual metahuman.
Batman was never a normal human being by any standard of realism. Humans in comicbooks aren't reflective of humans in real life.
Right, but even for comic book human standards he's pushing the envelope on peak human. He's pretty much 616 Captain America in terms of performance at this point.
>comic book human standards
>standards
This is DC. There were barely any standards in the first place. Batman never made sense since his debut. Now all of sudden it's a problem?
I'm not saying it's a problem but it's funny. In a few years his stats may go through another overhaul.
>In a few years his stats may go through another overhaul.
So like every other DC character which were never consistent?
What's with you and DC?
>What's with you and DC?
DC fans complaining about moronation that's been in DC comics since forever. They act like anything changed when it was stupid since the beginning.
And this is exclusive to DC?
No. But people act like DC wasn't built on the foundation of nonsense.
I guess early on most of the non-metahumans had physical stats that were closer to normal but fair enough.
There's literally a character in DC who is suppose to be from "our" earth shitposting about his powerlevels on internet, going in out of the DC comics and threated to kill Dan Didio.
When the frick did DC have any standards in place?
hi kal el
Superboy Prime should be hired at DC and become an editor.
But when Joker goes "PEEPEE POOPOO BAT'S I'VE ALREADY WON, NOW GO KILL YOUR OWN SON!" all Bats can do is cry and angst.
false
>bullshit wank in batman
Nothing new here
And then we grew up and read this and had a fine time.
Did they even try to pretend to explain how he survived this?
Damn. People in the challenger disaster should've done this.
>using batwings, which is just using the force of air resistance, against 40,000 mph speed, as if that would make a lick of a difference considering our atmosphere is only 6k miles long
Why even bother going with all the explanations if not gonna do basic fact checking?
Out of everything, batman being severely mentally ill is the least surprising
>Why even bother going with all the explanations if not gonna do basic fact checking?
Because he was rushing and didn't care anymore.
It's probably my autism but he should've at least said 17,000 instead of 40,000 since that's the mph we use to re-enter the atmosphere in satellites and shuttles
>suit is ultra resistant to fire and space temperature
>trunks can be torn off with hand
Did you not see the cutting laser?
It turns out I'm fricking blind. Ignore my post.
What's going on with humanity lately? You looked directly at the page and still conjured up something that didn't even happen. What the hell is going on?
That doesn't explain why he isn't tomato paste.
He's a fricking comicbook character. When has DC ever made sense? I seen fricking worse in DC, and you people are concerned about a little PIS.
What seethe? DC comics are shit.
This is a run referencing Morrison’s little chestnut of Batman making a backup schizo personality, where that personality built a secret batcave under the batcave and then built a robot capable of killing every hero on earth and enslaving gotham. Then Batman goes on a multiversal quest following a guy making multiversal joker toxin to become the joker, failing, and resurrecting every version of the joker who’s ever existed. This barely scratches the surface.
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Batman didn't beat him though.
>people liked this shit and praised zdarsky
He doesn't care about Batman he just wanted a pay check.
>muh Batwank
seething Super/Flash gays itt
I'm typically more in favor of batgod hijinks, at least really silly feats of strength and prep time nonsense, but this is too far for me. Is this what has been going down lately? I dropped shit when King was writing and haven't looked back.
>Upgraded suit to be hyper-heatproof
>Uses glider in cape to slow descent to survive impact
Doesn't seem that crazy, he's done way more bullshit feats.
So I did some autistic math.
40,000mph is about 666 miles per minute. Earth's atmosphere is 6,214 miles tall. So that's about 9 minutes and 30 seconds of free falling before he hits the surface. Parachutes are designed to reduce your terminal velocity by about 90 percent, and eventually get your speed equal to the pull of gravity. If we go by 90% trimmed, he's still chugging along at 4,000 mph. But I don't know math well enough to know if that changes over 9 minute period. I guess if his cape is SUPER FRICKING good, it could work? But still the crater force implies he hit terminal velocity at the very least so he should be dead regardless.