>their kid is basically a clone of Phoebus with no features from Esmeralda
I remember reading a theory once that they did that to make sure no one could say it was a rape baby from Frollo the night he captured Esmeralda
>Begs God to set him free from his sinful temptations >Shadowy guard suddenly interrupts the musical >Announces that Esmeralda is gone, without any trace
>Tell the guard to frick off >It’s Esmeralda or it’s nothing, now
That scene really made me rethink my own view on life. How often have I begged for an answer, begged to be saved— and when it finally came, always sooner than I had expected, I rejected it for petty reasons?
man is fascinating
>the fact that we will most likely get a live action adaptation in the next decade
HELLFIRE
Who would You cast as Frollo?
Kevin Spacey.
A reanimated Christopher Lee.
Christopher Lee. oh wait. ;_;
My first instinct would be Willam Dafoe but there are definitely better choices
Me I won’t even need a script
Glenn Howerton
Chudface
Jonathan Young
Frank Langella
Adam Sandler
Alan Rickman
He's dead Jim.
I know ;_; but if two people can pitch Christopher Lee I can dream damn it I also want Andy Serkis for Quasimodo
They are 100% going to make Phoebus black.
That was actually going to be a thing, it was in development hell for years but the word on the street is that Iger quietly canceled it.
Would you?
Yes
He won.
>Strong competent white male
Nudisney would never...
>their kid is basically a clone of Phoebus with no features from Esmeralda
I remember reading a theory once that they did that to make sure no one could say it was a rape baby from Frollo the night he captured Esmeralda
>guys will burn down all of Paris instead of going to therapy
>Begs God to set him free from his sinful temptations
>Shadowy guard suddenly interrupts the musical
>Announces that Esmeralda is gone, without any trace
>Tell the guard to frick off
>It’s Esmeralda or it’s nothing, now
That scene really made me rethink my own view on life. How often have I begged for an answer, begged to be saved— and when it finally came, always sooner than I had expected, I rejected it for petty reasons?
But who do you cast that can possibly do Esmeralda justice?
Gal Gadot
>casting a 2x4 to play disney's bustiest heroine
She lacks any of Esmeralda's sexiness
A israelite playing a gypsy would be seen as racist these days and she's already in hot water with a lot of Hollywood for being pro-Israel.
Salma Hayek, Sofia Vergara
>Salma Hayek
She's already been Esmeralda
And she should be again
FUEGO!!!