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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he was never funny

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cuck.

      >sexually repressed ginger man is le angry
      his whole shtick and it was never funny

      >i hate this funny man because he married a black woman
      pathetic, kys you brainwashed drones

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hate him because he traded his relative humor for political grace with his shit unfunny wife who uses his money to film cuck fantasy films.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Its got nothing to do with her being black and everything with her being a woman. Bills pussy whipped as frick now which is what happens if you marry a woman like he did. Most women are like this and will just wear you the frick down. Id rather be single than having some nagging c**t attack you every moment because you dared say murdering children is wrong until your agreeing with her and publicly supporting it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Its got nothing to do with her being black and everything with her being a woman.
          this. he should have married a man. there's no excuse not to now that it's legal.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >>i hate this funny man because he married a black woman
        this is what will be the narrative when people turn on him, but in reality, people are just getting sick of his shitty attitude and shitty moralizing. you can only "pretend" to be an butthole for so long until people realize you just are that way. bill thinks being some sort of goodfellas tough guy wannabe is a good personality to have, but the truth is that it's not, it's actually really gay, especially coming from a little whiny ginger homosexual like him. i used to love bill, even after finding out he had an N wife, but after seeing example after example of him just being a c**t to people and shmokin shigars like a bigshot i had to stop watching that homosexual. and dont forget to dilate

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t. philly resident

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cuck.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sexually repressed ginger man is le angry
    his whole shtick and it was never funny

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cuck.

      he was never funny

      >mad roasties
      I have good news for you, the last time a comedian admitted that abortion is baby killing(essentially had the same opinion Burr does in the video) he was suddenly outed as a sexual “predator” and cancelled, at least for awhile. Maybe the same thing will happen to Bill Burr.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bill Burr was never funny and even 20 years ago when he was supposed to be ‘edgy’ it was basic b***h
    >get back in the kitchen lady
    type stuff. Now he’s just a toothless cuck raising his wife’s kid.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so what is the analogy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      abortions are like cake

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        in what way

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they just are ok!!?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ya can't live with 'em!
          Ya can't live without 'em!!!!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they have layers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      in what way

      if you start making a cake and you put the ingredients together and you put it in the oven
      and then 5 minutes later someone takes it out and throws that shit on the floor
      and you go "what the frick you just ruined my cake"
      and they go "it wasn't a cake YET"
      "WELL IT WOULD'VE BEEN IF YOU DIDN'T MURDER THE FRICKING CAKE"
      that's the joke

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Big if true

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is this supposed to be pro or con aborshes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          its the radical centrist stance. i believe hes pro abortion but he thinks you should feel very bad about doing it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's the stance of "I don't care if you want to murder your baby, you moronic woman. Go ahead and do it."

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that humanizing left we always hear about

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's right. At some point before birth it becomes a baby despite way abortion cultists tell you. 20 weeks is a good compromise for Abortion I've decided.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          20 weeks is way too much.
          For me abortions should be legal up to 8 weeks (later only if the pregnancy is a high risk for the mother's life). At 8 weeks the embryo attaches itself to the uterine, forming the placenta and getting the nutrients directly from the mother, becoming a fetus. Only a sociopath could say that's not a human.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            *uterine wall

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But it was going to be a black cake that tasted horrible and increased the violent crime in your house many times over. You wouldn't have wanted it to finish baking any ways.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >twitter post
    >basically a pol thread
    go back

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally anything that isn't left wing extremism is pol to you schizophrenics. Seek help

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No its mainly cause we wanna talk about movies on here, not reasons why you can't get laid

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wouldnt someone who cares about easy sex be pro-abortion?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These ''comedians'' are all trash. It's just spewing political opinions but you say them in a stupid way.
    >I don't like guns
    turns into
    >Guns are like chocolate and you are the dog. Don't give the dog chocolate, hurrr [insert audience laughing shitting pissing]

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if you repeat the same sentence in front of an audience you'll get your own netflix special

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All he says is that abortion should be legal but you should admit that you're killing a baby. That if you were baking a cake and someone threw it out, you would say they ruined your cake, because in 50 minutes it would have been a cake.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's more ambiguous.

      But his analogy is flawed. Taking a cake pan out of the oven does not equate to destroying the cake, because it's not a cake yet it's batter.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he specifically says flinging it after 5 minutes, moron

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          homosexual it's still not a cake at that time it's literally warm batter

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wow you are dumber the a comedian

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    frick that trust fund homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Elaborate

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That video is from a short film her wife (the woman starring in the vid) made which was about her fricking some black guy. Their kid is also suspiciously dark for someone that's supposedly biracial, you do the math.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      C U C K E D

      How can ginger Black folk even compete

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's actually a fricking genius when it comes to sitting on the fence. Notice how at no point in this routine does he outright attack either side. He rightfully points out the moronic logic of pro-choice people but does so under the harmless guise of a cake analogy so that no one perceives it as a legitimate attack. At the same time, he says everything with the caveat that he won't tell people what to do with their bodies so that the pro-choice crowd still feels he is "one of them". The guy is the quintessential inoffensive edgelord standup and all other comics in this day and age could learn from him.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly that is funny lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah the people here complaining are crybaby Sam Hyde fans, dick suckers of a guy that can't even do stand up without reading his material off paper whose twice as edgy and twice as unfunny

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like a pro-choice argument to me. Regarding zygotes, embryos, etc. Which isn't even a fetus yet let alone a baby.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine finding a fricking cake analogy to be too complicated.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In order for that to be a correct analogy, the abortion would need to be performed against the father's wishes for example.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yup but it's not about the abortion it's about if the foetus is a baby or not.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's a human being. The first state of a human (homosexual sapiens) organism is the zygote, the fertilized egg. An organism does not change into a different species as it develops and grows.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Why should I care?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because if you disagree you're a scientifically illiterate moron.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Kill or don't kill it, I don't give a frick so why should I care?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I feel the same way. It doesn't matter to me. But what annoys me is people who lie about what it is. You have some kind of resistance to me simply pointing out something indisputably true about the situation, so you're likely just another moronic activist.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Don't let facts get in the way of your propaganda bro

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The analogy is about how the batter is fated to become a cake like the embryo is fated become a baby. The consent of the father has nothing to do with it. Even if it did, there are plenty of instances where e
          The father did not approve of the abortion so it would still be relevant.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      buddy, the only difference between fetus and baby is birth. the moment a fetus leaves the body, it is considered a baby. that's the only distinction. stop saying fetus like it has any more meaning because it doesn't.
      and the fetal stage happens extremely early, like 8 or 9 weeks in

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They like the term fetus because it has a clinical sound to it and helps them disassociate from the act of murdering a baby.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are these people so obsessed with making Pfizer money. Just eat a shit ton of parsley and that little parasite you hate will be pissed out one day.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >'Murican
    >makes a food analogy
    Every single time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Have you ever met an eyetalian?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the GOAT comedian is Patrice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      his best stuff was always off the cuff with o&a.
      still, these sets are leagues beyond whatever these other hacks shit out. stand up is such trash.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thats the reason the set is so good. Patrice's number one skill as a comedian (he had a plethora), was improvisation and crowd work.
        essentially making part of his stand-up routine "off the cuff"
        Most comedians cannot do that nearly as well as he can. That is why he feels so fresh.

        %27Neal-Topic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He's been dead for like 15 years. Get over him

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          anon please PLEASE stop worshipping some dumb Black person because it makes you feel like an enlightened comedy enjoyer.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        .K.
        here's a really funny set by Louis CK. It isn't quite as good as patrice, and the laughs are a little cheap.
        Considering he just says shocking and outrageous shit to get laughs, but his timing is hilarious.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah his early performances are alright.
          that O&A ep where he's on with Patrice will forever be one of the funniest things I've ever listened to. this is one of the highlights of course but the whole thing's worth it.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't tell if his special sucked, or if I'm just jaded and don't find anything funny anymore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You'd be able to find out for sure by watching Everything Everywhere All At Once. Funniest fricking movie i've seen in years and years.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        oh the movie with the stupid racoon assisting a hibachi chef. yeah that looks great.
        fricking idiot

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          One of the funnier bits in the film, yes. I guess you just have a shit sense of 'umor.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      most stand up comedians are not funny. even the great ones rarely make me laugh.
      then there's patrice oneal the goat. Hes actually funny.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That’s quite good actually. And I guarantee that most people agree with him.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he's ok but he just yells too much for my taste

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His cake analogy is actually flawed.
    You can't just put one speck of each ingredient into the oven and then have a finished cake when it's done baking.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Just a clump of cells
    >And that's what we put on your bill.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not old enough to have the right to not be murdered
      >old enough to have debt
      OHHH SAY CAN YOU SEE
      BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >state in where a fetus is "just clump of cells"
      >hit a woman with a car, she's fine but you kill said clump of cells
      >charged with murder
      see, it's on or another, can't be both
      also if they can kill it whenever they feel like, I can abandon it whenever I feel like and pay not a single dime in child support

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lol

    That's was funny and very true

    Bill Burr's jokes hit more then it doesn't

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was a good standup show. Some weak jokes that went on for too long but the good parts were strong

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I tried to watch but the material was kind of lame. He was better when he was edgier 10 years ago.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I mean his whole stick was being an angry loner, and now he has wife and kids so it does not work anymore.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Never shack up with a black women fellas!

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was not funny, I didnt laugh once. His long drawn out "anti woke" bit was bullshit cause he lost is edge and now is just a woke, pussy whipped b***h who yells a lot

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    black wife oh its brutal!

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    isn’t that the guy from the mandalorian?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure this is a troll but I support it 100 percent. I hope he hears this everyday

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I WASN'T A STORMTROOPER WISE
      ASS

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How did they manage to brainwash an entire generation of women that having sex with strangers, having a mechanical arm in your womb and giving parts of your potential child to a sketchy pharma company is enpowering?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >manage to brainwash
      There was no brainwashing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they spun it as being about empowerment and civil rights. everything shitty that happened on the last 100 years is because "civil rights" became the new highest virtue

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically slowly lower that bar, making abortion legal and accessible in Saudi Arabia would cause an uprising, but if you slowly strip away peoples morals, steadily chip away at their convictions and fill the brains of their young with your bullshit, in a decade or two, you've got an entirely different population with a different set of morals and ideals who can't tell right from wrong if it squatted right over them and shat on their faces.

      If you traveled back 10 years and sat yourself down, and told your older self the state of matters just 10 fricking years in the future, they'd never believe you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously question:
      Why do right-wingers always exclusively blame the women?
      You realize that every single aborted baby had a father.
      And how many of those guys actually wanted the baby?
      Do you really think the majority of 20+ guys who accidentally knocked up a random girl, were super happy to suddenly become a father?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Why do right-wingers always exclusively blame the women?
        HER BODY HER CHOICE

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I actually had a friend who was pissed off when his girlfriend went behind his back and aborted their baby. It was the whole reason they broke up and never talked to each other again.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lmao what did the b***h expect?
          >hey babe, i took care of that thing for us

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why can't it be both their faults? But seriously the father isn't the one going and getting the baby killed so here's responsibility list.
        Jews>women>men and we should exterminate Black folk just to be safe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The act of fricking, usually, require two consenting people, if you frick some c**t, you're willing to take the risk the act might result in a pregnancy, same as she is, you can't back out or take shortcuts, the whole argument about abortion wouldn't even be needed if people just owned the frick up to the consequences of their actions or thought ahead, but the majority are literal npcs controlled by their israeli overlords who think casual sex and high body counts are something to be proud of.

        Both men and women are at fault, women are more to blame, they're the ones opening their legs, they have the say both in the act of sex and in terminating the pregnancy, and they even have society on their side if they chose to keep the baby, and still refuse to do so.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Why do right-wingers always exclusively blame the women?
        Because it's the woman that chooses whether to abort or not.
        >You realize that every single aborted baby had a father.
        Yes, and they're also dumbasses for having unprotected sex.
        >And how many of those guys actually wanted the baby? Do you really think the majority of 20+ guys who accidentally knocked up a random girl, were super happy to suddenly become a father?
        A man LITERALLY has no (legal) choice in the matter. If the woman wants to have the baby, he IS going to be a father and spend 18 years paying for alimony.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >You realize that every single aborted baby had a father.
        Yes? But nature decided that the males didn't have to carry the baby around for 9 months. So it's up to the females to have IQ enough to decide whether or not to have unprotected sex.

        You dumbass motherfricker.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Why do right-wingers always exclusively blame the women?
        HER BODY HER CHOICE

        Btfo, like a man has a voice in the matter lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I would say if they weren't brown there is a high likelihood that they probably wanted it, and often what will happen is the boy shapes up in the face of the eventuality of having a child. But often what happens in these situations is the boy is not even made aware of the baby.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >fathers
        >having rights
        >when it goes against the mothers wishes
        lmao anon pls

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        every single one of my friends that did accidently knock up a girl and raised it own their own homes and have cute young families, even the most dumbass frick up friends I know whipped into shape as fathers. Most men need that family incentive to function properly in society and it's just recently that we said lol frick it just play video games till your 50.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        anon, do you think the father gets any say in whether a woman gets an abortion? Frick no.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >brainwashed
      That was never required. Women are naturally self-centred cavewomen that happily dash their babies against rocks if they become a hindrance before stabbing their mate in the back so they can hop on alpha's dick. They never developed beyond stone age instincts because they never faced any evolutionary pressure to do so.

      Being respectable wives & mothers was the brainwashing and it took millennia of male enforcement. It took them about one century after their emancipation to forget it.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who cares. im tired of you homosexuals and your hot political topics. who fricking cares.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm actually 100% with Bill on this. I dont care if people want to have abortions. I just want them to admit they are killing a baby because they are selfish.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A fetus is not a baby. It could turn into a baby or it might get miscarried. Do you call me a doctor because I might end up being one?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You could die tomorrow, so why not kill you today?

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >food analogy to explain biology
    doe Americans really?

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only good argument for abortion is that it kills black and brown babies at a higher rate. Everyone knows a child is being killed. Its just convenient. You all should be ashamed of yourselves.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >filming your TV instead of finding a clip and posting it

    Peak normie moron behavior, smartphones were a mistake

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care just gonna keep listening to Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >47.5k likes
    >on twitter

    holy frick i thought it was going to be pozz'd shit but it was based af.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what's the most based is how smoothly he managed to express a controversial opinion over such a heated topic and make it sound acceptable

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can solve the abortion issue. Ban pre-marital sex. Boys married at 18, women at 14. Tax credits for children. Irish, blacks, and dogs need not apply

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    totally ripped off louis ck

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nothing wrong with killing your babies

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate comics like Chapelle and burr, where their entire acts are shit that we've heard on twitter ad nauseam for the past 6 years with nothing overly creative, interesting, or funny. why are these guys so revered?

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the idea of an angry racist redneck marrying the most comical caricature of a sheboon is hilarious to me. the lovely nia everybody!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's neither "racist" or a redneck, but him marrying that ogre was mindboggling.

      Reminder that she made him get rid of the dog, cheated/cucked him and his baby might not be his, and he knows that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Reminder that she made him get rid of the dog, cheated/cucked him and his baby might not be his, and he knows that.
        All worth it for a high class beauty like that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is just how black women are and its a big part of the reason why the black community is so full of single mothers and fatherless homes. Look at Will Smith and GI Jada for another example.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Black men need to control their women for fricks sake.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pro-choice but I still acknowledge that abortion is murdering a baby. there are circumstances where murder is acceptable, like in a self defense scenario. here i am defending the right of a woman to have as much unprotected sex as she wants without the consequences.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In my country, abortion is legal. But generally shunned, cause if youre doing abortion, youre a fricking prostitute. Or was raped, but if so, no one judge, and support the decision made by the victim. In the USA, however, abortions is some sort of a badge of honor???? Ive seen twitter post of a b***h who aborted fetus, put it into a glass bottle and made a photo with a caption close to "hey, whatcha looking at". Like, wtf is wrong with those people.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Like, wtf is wrong with those people.
        Their god is hungry.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's no such thing as 'without consequences'.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s funny to see Cinemaphileners pretend to be moral warriors about abortion. We all know you sick fricks just hate women and couldn’t give two shits about babies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My child is due in two months. Kys loser.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I feel sorry for whatever woman you managed to knock up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You dont think that's more because you don't understand their arguments? I get accused of hating black people too when I bring up racial crime statistics. Maybe try understanding the arguments instead of making strawmen?

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I see getting multiple abortions as evidence of stupidity.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Its your body, it's your choice

    I swear it's exclusively brainlets that use this argument. It's like asking a conservative why they like Trump and they answer "because he's gonna make America great again!". That's Not a reason. That's you repeating a slogan. Go walk outside naked, and see what happens to do. Is it your body? Yup. Were you able to do what you want and go outside naked with no repercussions? No. Already you don't have say in the matter. For some reason so many of these people are unable to nuance.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t. took the vax

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lol no Im healthy and have a functioning immune system, vax is all risk no reward for someone like me.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    angry little hypocrite

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >food analogy

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