>ha! you people don't get screechingly offended by harmless words! checkmate britbongs!
do americans really have blubbering meltdowns just because they heard the words 'Black person cuck moron'?
>sister walked in earlier whilst I was watching telly before going to the gym >casually calls me a Black person and walked off laughing
she did me lads, how will I ever recover?
nah I have to advance it a bit more or she'll call me a triple Black person and I'll lose again. I don't thing she has the brains to say double Black person cubed however
Bro if someone calls you a triple Black person you're legally allowed to call them an infiBlack person, and then you win. Those are literally the rules.
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I kneel anon, infiniBlack person is the best thing I've heard all day
>Jay: Oi, Si, I 'eard Donovan's calling you a SIMP for Carli >Will: "Simp"? What's a simp? >Jay: "Sucka Idolizing Mediocre Pussay" Means you pay for the birds to fancy you, innit? >Simon: Well, I don't pay for Carli to like me >Jay: And she doesn't like you anyway >Simon: Brilliant, good one >Neil: 'ang on, Jay. Wasn't you payin' that one Russian bird to watch you wank? >Jay: Wot? no...that was a joke. And it was the Old Man's credit card anyway. >Will: What a convenient distinction >Jay: I'll tell you what's convenient: my-dicks-in-your-mum >Will: Well done, how droll >Jay: Yeah, and you're a c.u.ck too, Briefcase >Neil: Haha >Simon: Here we go.. >Jay: "Can't Unwrap Charlotte's Knockers" >Will: ...are you done? >Jay: Nah, give me a minute. "Briefcase Evades breasts & Ass"! ...I think I've got one for s.o.y. boy too
I remember it being really sad when they finally had Jay's dad on.
You could clearly see how the many put-downs from his dad made him insecure enough to need to do this shit.
>Simon can be cringe and neurotic at times, but is ultimately a decent bloke and the most well-adjusted >Will can be pompous and insecure, but is highly intelligent and oddly charismatic at times >Neil is incredibly dumb and awkward, but is easy-going and stumbles into favorable situations
But Jay is objectively the worst. He's a destructive, unstable, grandiose, overcompensating, shamelessly prolific liar, completely willing to frick over anyone and everyone for a moment's respite from his pathetic life.
The real question is: did Jay's dad start bullying him once he became insufferable in an attempt to make him a better, more tolerable kid, or did Jay become such a worthless piece of shit because his dad bullied him?
No, I was not the Jay in my friend group, btw.
>The real question is: did Jay's dad start bullying him once he became insufferable in an attempt to make him a better, more tolerable kid, or did Jay become such a worthless piece of shit because his dad bullied him?
I suspect the second.
Quite likely his dad has no idea this is how Jay behaves with his friends.
Even in the scene with his dad Jay was almost silent and stared at the floor as as not to provoke more ridicule.
I imagine there's a large disconnect with how he is at home vs school.
>went to go raid my sister's room because she gets prescription painkillers and I want to get high >found giant purple dildo instead
I want to forget this
>went to go raid my sister's room because she gets prescription painkillers and I want to get high >found giant purple dildo instead
I want to forget this
no, she'll know I keep stealing from her stash of pain pills. I was more surprised she's got more depraved secrets than I do
mid 20s, a bit younger than me. we had to move in together after we both got left in debt and thrown out of our houses. now it's a bit of a mad house
I don't think I ever want to go in that room again after what I've seen
Is she fit?
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She gets a lot of attention but as her brother I wouldn't call her fit, I prefer people that aren't related to me
7 months ago
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What's her height, weight, breast size?
7 months ago
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Your sister sounds proper fit, just one pair of used knickers anon do another anon a solid, just post a pic of some of her used knickers.
7 months ago
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it's a good job I'm drunk because you guys have sent me on a dark mission
7 months ago
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7 months ago
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Cor I wish I knew what I was looking at, did you put it round a curtain or something?
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no, that's my leg. I had to dig them out
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Cor I wish I knew what I was looking at, did you put it round a curtain or something?
🙂
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nice work anon. Rare that anyone delivers around here. You need to pelt your sis with that dildo at 200mph when you next see her and tell her you found it in the dishwasher.
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I thought it would be a nice treat, now I just need to cure myself
I can see how people get into OnlyFans because if you offered me some money, I'd consider it
7 months ago
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Am I a cuck if I try to convince my gf to do only fans or camming? Seems like easy money and I could do it with her to avoid actually working.
7 months ago
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thinking about it, I wouldn't shove things up my ass for money but I would be disgusting enough to sell my sister's underwear if I could find a way to do it. I don't know the answer to your question either
it was kind of made as a response to skins. Skins is like a heightened, dramatized version of being a teenager where the world revolves around their gay teenage drama and everything is super high stakes.
While the inbetweeners is like a raw and realistic depiction of being a teenager in england, but exaggerated a bit. Including how mundane and boring it is in reality.
>S1E1 Pub 1st day of school party >S1E4 Houseparty >S1E5 Caravan Club party >S1E6 Christmas Prom >S2E1 [NOT invited to Field Trip hostel party] >S2E3 Louise Graham's party on Will's bday >S2E6 End of Term party >S3E1 [CHOSE NOT to attend post-Fashion Show party] >S3E3 Neil's bday party
>britanistanis just call people names and call it banter
no wonder UK is filled with muslims
What exactly is the logic behind this post?
suck my juicy balls, Black person cuck moron
(this is considered banter in the uk)
Oi, are you having a giggle, m8?
I'm having your mom
>ha! you people don't get screechingly offended by harmless words! checkmate britbongs!
do americans really have blubbering meltdowns just because they heard the words 'Black person cuck moron'?
some of them will go into literal kill mode. it's like an mkultra hijack code
Ahmed Squad
So you're saying the combination of those words attracts Muslims to a certain area? Interesting... Looks like I need to book a flight to Isrsel.
Muslims notoriously cannot handle banter so I don't understand this post
We've done you.
>he's done you steve and he's not even here
eric bantnana
Bus wankers for riding the collective wage cage.
Was Jay bent?
this is a 10/10 in the united kaliphate
She's hotter in Plebs
Unironically this. I bet her character would peg you too [spoiler]corrr[/spoiler]
A finger one thing.
He was massively insecure from his dad always taking the piss and was scared about what people would think about him getting with a chubby bird
Literally me 🙂 ;_;
if she likes it up her smelly shitter then i would
no but neil's dad was
>sister walked in earlier whilst I was watching telly before going to the gym
>casually calls me a Black person and walked off laughing
she did me lads, how will I ever recover?
Call her a c**t and chuckle subtly.
I've thought of a better one, I'm going to call her a double Black person squared next time I see her, CHECKMATE SIS
No need for the squared, doubleBlack person is already twice the Black person.
nah I have to advance it a bit more or she'll call me a triple Black person and I'll lose again. I don't thing she has the brains to say double Black person cubed however
Bro if someone calls you a triple Black person you're legally allowed to call them an infiBlack person, and then you win. Those are literally the rules.
I kneel anon, infiniBlack person is the best thing I've heard all day
you know what to do
Poor lass has BBC on the brain.
Where is the big brother UK thread chaps
Wherever the poor people congregate.
>Jay: Oi, Si, I 'eard Donovan's calling you a SIMP for Carli
>Will: "Simp"? What's a simp?
>Jay: "Sucka Idolizing Mediocre Pussay" Means you pay for the birds to fancy you, innit?
>Simon: Well, I don't pay for Carli to like me
>Jay: And she doesn't like you anyway
>Simon: Brilliant, good one
>Neil: 'ang on, Jay. Wasn't you payin' that one Russian bird to watch you wank?
>Jay: Wot? no...that was a joke. And it was the Old Man's credit card anyway.
>Will: What a convenient distinction
>Jay: I'll tell you what's convenient: my-dicks-in-your-mum
>Will: Well done, how droll
>Jay: Yeah, and you're a c.u.ck too, Briefcase
>Neil: Haha
>Simon: Here we go..
>Jay: "Can't Unwrap Charlotte's Knockers"
>Will: ...are you done?
>Jay: Nah, give me a minute. "Briefcase Evades breasts & Ass"! ...I think I've got one for s.o.y. boy too
>>Jay: Yeah, and you're a c.u.ck too, Briefcase
>>Neil: Haha
: Here we go..
>>Jay: "Can't Unwrap Charlotte's Knockers"
Top Tier
>Rachel (Carli's brunette friend)
>"Punk Girl" (Caravan Club)
>Daisy (Will's babysitter)
>Tara
>Carli
>Charlotte
Mid Tier
>Big Kerry (Tara's thicc friend)
>Louise Graham (birthday girl)
>Lauren (Irish girl on field trip)
>Becky (Simon's Caravan club girl)
>Chloe (Jay's gf)
>Hannah Fields (Simon's handjob Valentine)
>Jugasaurus Rex
>Lucy (Simon's vacation gf)
>Jane (Jay's fat vacation gf)
>Alison/Katie (Will's interchangeable vacation oneitises)
>Katie (Neil's sister)
Low Tier
>Heike (sick Dutch exchange)
>Lisa (Neil's vacation doppelganger)
>Sophie (Tara's sister)
>Samantha (Jay's DJ doppelganger)
>Susie (redhead geek who skipped grades, and dated Neil)
>Low Tier
>Samantha (Jay's DJ doppelganger)
that husky voice and shitty hair is not attractive, anon
neils sister should be one above top tier but other than that i concur
her face isn't that great, and I don't like the obviously fake implants.
yes, although she's walled and bogged now
>Top Tier
(Carli's brunette friend)
bus wankers for not having a car
I remember it being really sad when they finally had Jay's dad on.
You could clearly see how the many put-downs from his dad made him insecure enough to need to do this shit.
>Simon can be cringe and neurotic at times, but is ultimately a decent bloke and the most well-adjusted
>Will can be pompous and insecure, but is highly intelligent and oddly charismatic at times
>Neil is incredibly dumb and awkward, but is easy-going and stumbles into favorable situations
But Jay is objectively the worst. He's a destructive, unstable, grandiose, overcompensating, shamelessly prolific liar, completely willing to frick over anyone and everyone for a moment's respite from his pathetic life.
The real question is: did Jay's dad start bullying him once he became insufferable in an attempt to make him a better, more tolerable kid, or did Jay become such a worthless piece of shit because his dad bullied him?
No, I was not the Jay in my friend group, btw.
>The real question is: did Jay's dad start bullying him once he became insufferable in an attempt to make him a better, more tolerable kid, or did Jay become such a worthless piece of shit because his dad bullied him?
I suspect the second.
Quite likely his dad has no idea this is how Jay behaves with his friends.
Even in the scene with his dad Jay was almost silent and stared at the floor as as not to provoke more ridicule.
I imagine there's a large disconnect with how he is at home vs school.
well was there bus wankery going on?
>it's an "americlaps don't understand classic bong banter" episode
Sad!
>loicense
>went to go raid my sister's room because she gets prescription painkillers and I want to get high
>found giant purple dildo instead
I want to forget this
what did it smell like?
I won't smell it but I can post a timestamp for the keks
do it
Bantersaurus Rex
Big if true
Leave it in a prominent place so she knows someone found it
no, she'll know I keep stealing from her stash of pain pills. I was more surprised she's got more depraved secrets than I do
how old is she?
mid 20s, a bit younger than me. we had to move in together after we both got left in debt and thrown out of our houses. now it's a bit of a mad house
No wonder she needs prescription painkillers after that monster. Want to sell her underware?
I don't think I ever want to go in that room again after what I've seen
Is she fit?
She gets a lot of attention but as her brother I wouldn't call her fit, I prefer people that aren't related to me
What's her height, weight, breast size?
Your sister sounds proper fit, just one pair of used knickers anon do another anon a solid, just post a pic of some of her used knickers.
it's a good job I'm drunk because you guys have sent me on a dark mission
Cor I wish I knew what I was looking at, did you put it round a curtain or something?
no, that's my leg. I had to dig them out
🙂
nice work anon. Rare that anyone delivers around here. You need to pelt your sis with that dildo at 200mph when you next see her and tell her you found it in the dishwasher.
I thought it would be a nice treat, now I just need to cure myself
based. Tape it to your pants and walk in to the front room with it on when your sis is next there.
Shove it up your ass and upload a pic
I can see how people get into OnlyFans because if you offered me some money, I'd consider it
Am I a cuck if I try to convince my gf to do only fans or camming? Seems like easy money and I could do it with her to avoid actually working.
thinking about it, I wouldn't shove things up my ass for money but I would be disgusting enough to sell my sister's underwear if I could find a way to do it. I don't know the answer to your question either
*taste
do it
is she fit? would it make me aroused to imagine her using it?
use your imagination, I'm not going back in there
pls help, will 250 test a week frick my hair even with dutasteride and minox?
I need another bottle of vodka after that
>>BUS WANKERS!
Hey you filmed me without my permission
Is this better than skins? I haven't watched either.
I only remember this scene because I had step sisters as well growing up and know the feels
it was kind of made as a response to skins. Skins is like a heightened, dramatized version of being a teenager where the world revolves around their gay teenage drama and everything is super high stakes.
While the inbetweeners is like a raw and realistic depiction of being a teenager in england, but exaggerated a bit. Including how mundane and boring it is in reality.
you can live the crazy train if you try hard enough, I've reached a point where it makes me laugh hearing people talk about their debauchery
Skins is about the kids who went to parties
Inbetweeners is about the mongs who didn't
>S1E1 Pub 1st day of school party
>S1E4 Houseparty
>S1E5 Caravan Club party
>S1E6 Christmas Prom
>S2E1 [NOT invited to Field Trip hostel party]
>S2E3 Louise Graham's party on Will's bday
>S2E6 End of Term party
>S3E1 [CHOSE NOT to attend post-Fashion Show party]
>S3E3 Neil's bday party
For me it's Big Kerry